Would you say that you're a good gift giver to Dr. Biden? Has he ever surprised you with something that really did surprise you? Well, one thing that Joe gives me every year is a poem, which is -- I knew you'd love that. He has a book that he bought for me, and every year he writes a poem. You personally write the poem? Of course, I do. There's a lot to write about. Because there's no better present than one that's made, you know, the one you can't buy. But that doesn't quite do it. It helps. But I have -- I really enjoy shopping for Jill for gifts. But -- But he also gave me a rose garden for my birthday one year. A full rose garden. Oh! I love that gift. How are you feeling about your gift this year? Very good. Oh, you are. But I can't tell her. No, of course not. But I like the confidence. It's a surprise. He pretty much gets it right. That's nice. Pretty much gets it right. Listen to that. Jesus, yeah. That's an eight out of 10. Oh, man. So -- Everybody knows I love her more than she loves me. Well, I actually need to ask about the five proposals. Is it true you proposed five times? And what was it that finally won her over? I don't know what finally -- I think I know what finally won her over. But when I, in the accident, lost my first family -- part of my first family, my first wife, I was put on that 10 most eligible bachelors list. And some of the things that came across [inaudible] were like I had to give to the FBI, you know, any route. The bottom line was I had just given up on going out with anyone. And my brother set us up on a blind date, my youngest brother. And when I went out with her the first time, I knew this was the woman. I really did. So, you believe in love at first sight? I do. On the first night? Only twice in my life have I ever fallen in love. And both times were -- I knew immediately. I'm not joking. I know that sounds bizarre, but I once asked her. I said, "How can you" -- when she finally agreed to marry me, "How can you marry me knowing how much I love my first wife?" She said, "Because you love that deeply, you can love that way again." I'll never forget it. And that made me realize -- and by the way, you know how we finally got it right? Yeah. What was it? It was my boys. Our boys -- were young, and they came in and said, "Dad" -- and Hunt turned to Beau and said, "Beau, you tell him." "Oh, no, you tell him, Hunt." I said, "What's the matter, guys?" Beau finally said, "Dad, we're talking. We think we should marry Jill." Swear to God. How old were they at this point? They were six and seven. Yeah. But I had to ask her five times. As the fifth time, I was in South Africa trying to see Nelson Mandela. We returned -- anyway, long story. I came home. Was he still in prison at that point? He was still in prison at that point. Understood. And I came back and off the plane in Philadelphia, drove straight to her apartment, knocked on the door and said, "Oh, Joe, come on in." I said, "No." Said, "You got my Irish up." I said, "I'm asking you one more time." And I said, "You don't have to say when. But if, if you say no, I understand. And that's it." And I looked at her, I said, "Will you marry me?" She goes, "OK." Swear to God. So, I -- later, after it was all over, I called my sister. I said, "What made her change her mind?" They were friends. She said, "She told me she fell in love with the boys." What was it that finally said, "All right, this time it worked?" Well, you know, I had to make absolutely sure that this marriage was going to work because they had lost their mother and they had lost their sister. And I knew that we -- it had to work because they had lost so much, and they had to feel secure that this marriage would work. They fell in love with her, too, and I'm not joking. And it's not a joke. They decided we should marry Jill. It wasn't "You should marry," "We should marry Jill." And we got married at the U.N. Chapel. And in the chapel when we're sitting there, I said, "Who takes us?" And both of the boys got up and walked in the altar spontaneously. Swear to God. Right. Came up onto the altar. So, we got married as a family. No, but it wasn't planned. It was spontaneous. They both got up and walked in, and we both were surprised and pleased. And we spent our honeymoon night together, all four of us. We went to see the play "Annie." Yeah. We went to see "Annie." She's also my best friend. For real. You can tell her anything. She's got a backbone like a ramrod. She does. You don't want to mess with me with this woman and -- Give me strength. Give me humor. And I know we can get somewhere together. Well, she's got both of them. I'm usually the brunt of her humor, though. And the boys love her making fun of me. I am the -- Of course, they do. Who wants to grow up in a serious household? Exactly. That's right. Yeah. We had to make fun of things and people. And I have so much to work with. Oh, God. I've spent my life in comedy. I will either try to make you laugh or I will be the brunt of the joke. As long as people are laughing, I'm happy. And that's good. I'd prefer it was not always about me, though. Well, I've definitely been the butt of a lot of jokes. You know, sometimes I'm watching "Saturday Night Live" and I'm, like, enjoying myself and lost in it. And then I'll come on and I'll be like, "Well, this really breaks that fourth wall I found then. All right." And by the way, if you can't laugh at yourself, oh, my God. Big trouble. Right. That's true. That's true. Especially in the business we're in. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. You and me. Yes. Yeah. You and us. Yeah. Well, I have actually -- I thought so much about this, but I love that you have opened yourself up and given room and space for people to acknowledge the real journey of life. And for me, it brings me in to the humanity and the personal more than anybody else. And that's attributed to you, too. And I thank you both for that. Thank you. Well, you know, I think of all the people, all the heroes. I mean this from the bottom of my heart. People say, "Well, you went through a lot, the losses you've had, etc." But I was lucky. I had family. I got Jill. I got her sister. No, for real. I believe that. For real. But think of all the heroes get up every morning. Every morning put one foot in front of the other and keep moving and keep moving. They have nobody. The staff -- doesn't anymore -- they used to kid me because I find myself stopping to talk to people who, you can just tell, are down. Yes. Yes. And I say, "Come on, you're hurt." But it's not -- I mean, I think of the people who -- when things were really down for me when I got the news, how they just -- the little things, the little tiny things, just reaching out. I mean, literally just saying, "Hi, how are you?" And -- I believe you were that person. I believe you were that person. And it's so -- I'll tell you a real quick story. One of the things my dad -- when he was up in Philadelphia, he was in his late 70s, he was still working full time. I went up to see him, I was a US senator, and I was -- I had to be in Philly and we're going to go to a restaurant to lunch. And I had two of my staff with me, were heading to lunch, who knew my dad well. And a guy walked across the street and said, "Hey, buddy, can you spare a dime," in effect, to ask for help. And I don't know why I said it, because I had a friend who used to joke and I said, "I'm working this side of the street." My father stopped dead. The only thing my father never once raised his hand. And it was with a devastating thing he said to me twice in my life, "You disappoint me." And he turned around. My dad did make money, took out his wallet. He had 40 bucks cash in it, and he hands it to the guy. And I said, "Dad, I'm sorry." He said, "I can't believe it. I can't believe what you did. I can't believe it." I said, "But, Daddy, he's going to go by." And he looked at me. He said, "Do you think he'd be doing -- if he had any other choice, he'd be doing something like it?" That was my dad. That's the only time in my whole life I did that. I don't know why I did it. Well, maybe you need those moments to just remind you to keep being that empathic person. You know, this holiday season, it's 2022. We're coming to the close of a year. A good year, a fantastic year. A year with so much hope, so much being able to work. The thing that's also so synonymous with you is to being able to work with everybody, which is so much a part of what so many of us want. And for those who want that and believe in it, you are a beacon. And I've always been a beacon of hope with that. [Inaudible] Some people have holidays that are difficult. Some people -- Reach out. Just reach out. Let people know you care about them. I mean, bring them -- literally bring them to your table. I mean -- Acts of kindness. I mean, it just -- it makes a world of difference. Well, Mr. President and Dr. Biden, I actually was wondering if I could play my favorite game with you on the show. It's called The Final Five. But this is a very special edition because in this case, Dr. Biden has already seen the questions and she knows what they are. So, the question is, is Mr. President actually going to get the answers correct? Although a little bit of the old newlywed game style. Would you play with me? Sure. OK. It's the beautiful special edition of The Final Five. OK. Jill's favorite room in the house. Do you know what it is? Well, actually, I don't think it's in the house. It's on the house, the Truman balcony, I think. Outside, it looks over the -- yo! Oki dokie. Number one, got it. Ding. Number two, when Dr. Biden is starving and wants to be a little naughty, what snack does she get from the White House kitchen? Wine. I said snack. I don't want you to lose this one. A snack. Probably something with avocado in it. French fries. Oh, french fries. They -- But I think you consider wine a snack, too. Who doesn't, by the way? If Dr. Biden has a free Friday night, does she want to go out or stay in? She used to want to go out. I think she'd rather stay in these days. That's two, correct? Yes. And I am with you. I like to stay home and watch movies and eat takeout and be with my animals and my remote controls and the kids go snuggle up. Yeah, cozy. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. If FLOTUS could change one of your habits, do you know what it would be? So many. I agree with that. I don't know what the hell was in there. I think I think one of the habits would be to not talk to everybody I see. No. Oh! I -- That's true. He leaves a light on. He wants to -- he keeps reading. This is true. Mr. President, can I just tell you my daughters pulled me aside the other day and they said, "Could you stop talking to people as much? Or if you're going to, because we understand it's important to you, could you edit and keep it shorter?" I've been told that my whole life. You two are soulmates. My whole life. This was three nights ago. So, the last question is who said "I love you" first? Oh, that's easy. Me. I said it first. Yeah. I said it first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, 10th. And it worked. Well, Mr. President and Dr. Biden, I think that it's a good time and a good year right now. And we are going into the holidays. And I'm a voracious news junkie, and I watch the news every day all night long. I [Inaudible] Oh my God. I am so aware of everything and I feel so good. The marriage equality and, you know, bringing Brittney Griner home, parties working alongside of each other, an election that was functional and kept temperatures down. I am so excited and I'm looking back at 2022 with such fondness. And as you're going into 2023, I just hope for you for the very best. And I thank you for creating that feeling around for everybody. Giving me more credit than I deserve, but thank you for saying that. Well, it's how I truly feel. And I'm honored to have the opportunity to tell you that. Thank you so much for your time. Thank you. I don't want to go.