Interview: Donald Trump on The Howard Stern Show - April 12, 2010

Last season and she became hot as a pistol. I mean, she told me the other day it's one of the most incredible things that ever happened to her in terms of people recognizing her, believe it or not.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Are you shocked that celebrities, you know, agree to do something like this? To me, it seems like a lot of work and with a lot of potential embarrassment. You know what I mean?

Donald Trump

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Yeah, I'm a little surprised but, you know, you take certain people although he wasn't such a celebrity. The country singer, as an example, he became the number one country singer all of a sudden and the -- you know, Pierce Morgan did a great job and now, he's got his own show.

Robin Quivers

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But if you're on, let's say with the situation is reversed. I can't imagine you ever doing a show like this, being a contestant, but like what's the motivation even to try hard. You know what I mean? Like why, if you're a celebrity, would you care to win Celebrity Apprentice?

Donald Trump

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Well, you know, it's interesting because I ask myself some of these people -- you see how hard they're working Robin, as an example, on that on the show.

Howard Stern

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I mean, I worked so hard and to a certain extent, it's to protect their brand. I mean, once they do it and then, you'll have people that quit. You know, Darryl quit.

Donald Trump

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Robin Quivers

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Right. And what do you what does that say about a guy? Darryl Strawberry is a quitter.

Donald Trump

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Well, it was a bad thing for him to do, I think, but he had a hard time doing it. And you know Michael Johnson? I don't know exactly what happened with him. You saw that last night.

Robin Quivers

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Yeah. He never said what was calling him home. He just went "Oh."

Donald Trump

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I didn't want to get in. You know, you could see the attitude was -- my attitude wasn't so great.

Howard Stern

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But you know, I think it was a lot of crap. But Michael Johnson did something that I think he will regret but, you know, they worked very hard, Howard. It's amazing what I do and I don't think I do it.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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I will tell you, every season, we go out. Everybody wants to be on the show especially since you know Trace Adkins. In all fairness, when you talk about celebrities, he wasn't that much of a celebrity. I've never heard of him. He was a country singer.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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I've never heard of him and before the show ended, he had the number one record in music. I mean, he had the number one record.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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So in other words, the record business has changed so much that if you go on a show like The Apprentice, it could probably catapult you to a number one slot on the charts.

Donald Trump

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Well, you know, he was sort of funny. He said, you know Mr. Trump before I met -- before I did the show, I couldn't get a ticket to the Country Music Awards. Now, I'm hosting them.

Howard Stern

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Wow. Well, hey so.

Donald Trump

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So it really does make sense if, you know, if you're a certain type. I mean, Trace is an extreme example because he became the biggest country singer.

Howard Stern

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Isn't it amazing when you think about it? In 2009, Jesse James, who now is all over the front page of the newspaper --

Robin Quivers

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For cheating on Sandra Bullock but it is amazingly like you had him on. I didn't know that much about Jesse James. In fact, I had him on the show because he was promoting your show.

Howard Stern

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Before his, you know --

Donald Trump

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His antics.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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And you know, it seemed like a nice enough guy to me. I had a good time with him. But the whole time, in the back of my mind, I was thinking "What's Sandra Bullock doing with a guy like this?""I mean

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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And a whole different world.

Robin Quivers

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Yeah, right.

Donald Trump

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Well, you know, I became the resident expert on Tiger and Jesse James.

Howard Stern

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I know.

Donald Trump

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Tiger and you obviously know Jesse. Jesse was on the show.

Howard Stern

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What do you think of the guy?

Donald Trump

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Jesse?

Howard Stern

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You know, he's a very interesting character. I used to ask him. I don't know if you saw that what I did [Inaudible] by watching but I would ask him "What the hell does Sandra Bullock see in you?"

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Jesse, I mean you look like a great looking guy.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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You know I'm not a big tattoo guy, Jesse. He got tattoos all over your face. I mean all over your neck, all of you, everything. And you know, I'm not -- I don't get the tattoo deal, Howard. I mean, I see guys with tattoos. I say "What are they doing to themselves?""Right?"

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Well...

Robin Quivers

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It isn't my world. It's a different universe, a different --

Howard Stern

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Right. It's a different universe. It's -- I feel sad for him in a way because, in a way, you straightened yourself out too. I mean, you had a bunch of marriages and you, you know, I don't know if you cheated or what but you did right.

Robin Quivers

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What's this go on?

Howard Stern

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But what I'm saying is like he had a good thing going. She was taking care of his kids

Donald Trump

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She was like Cinderella. He got to the ball and the prince picked them.

Howard Stern

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I mean, I mean I learned a lot growing up and I think you have to like, you got to learn, at some point, you, like, to value what you have, right?

Donald Trump

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Yeah. Yeah.

Howard Stern

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You do.

Donald Trump

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Well, interesting with Jesse. He really seemed to love Sandra but he never brought her on the show and he could have won or at least, gone further. If you remember, I kept saying "Why don't you bring it on like that? Have a task."

Howard Stern

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And the task was to get a crowd and get the crowd to give money and all sorts of things right now if he would have had Sandra Bullock and she was a hot movie star and he's a hot movie star. You know, they would have had a bigger -- I say "Jesse

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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But many of them hate it. I mean, we had Clint. Remember Clint Black?

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Yeah, Clint Black, the country singer.

Robin Quivers

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Oh, man. He hated Jesse and Jesse hated him.

Donald Trump

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Really? No kidding, so it shows you that he's not the easy going guy.

Robin Quivers

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Sandra was a little bit off in that pick.

Howard Stern

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They went at it like, you wouldn't believe and just -- if you spoke to Clint Black, you call him, ask him what he thinks of Jesse. It was unbelievable.

Donald Trump

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Nobody has interviewed him. That would be the interview.

Howard Stern

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So is it true on the Apprentice, he would sleep in Hitler pajamas?

Donald Trump

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He would. Let me put it this way, Howard. It was a very different kind of a guy. He was and he was -- I'll tell you what, he was really tough and he was really smart. He was a smart guy. You know it took me three shows to realize the guy had a brain. The guy was so quiet --

Howard Stern

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And so sullen and such sort of a nasty guy to the other cast members but he was respected in a certain way and he was really smart. And it took me a while to find out. But I said to him "What the hell does Sandra Bullock see in you? You must be great in bed."" That's all I could say."

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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But you were right in a sense the tattooed girl, who even had her face tattoo, that he was cheating, said quote that he had an enormous penis.

Donald Trump

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Oh, well, that's something I didn't get into on the show. Although, in retrospect, I should have.

Howard Stern

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Can they say anal was involved?

Donald Trump

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So you take the tattoos off that girl.

Howard Stern

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Go ahead.

Donald Trump

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Is she good looking? Is she great looking?

Howard Stern

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I don't think so.

Donald Trump

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Well, I think without the tattoos, she has a shot.

Howard Stern

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Right. Well, she has a really good body. Let me ask you something. I'm assuming that you don't cheat at all in your marriage, right?

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Is that true?

Robin Quivers

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No, he's going to say "Well

Howard Stern

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You're not lying?

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Right. Would you -- so

Donald Trump

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Do you imagine -- Hey, Robin, do you imagine if I say "No

Robin Quivers

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You've always been honest.

Howard Stern

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But the next day. You would see what would be he would be in the newspaper.

Donald Trump

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Really?

Howard Stern

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Would you say --

Robin Quivers

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Absolutely, you're right about that.

Howard Stern

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All right, so you would say your first marriages, you know,

Donald Trump

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Were experiments.

Howard Stern

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They were experiments. In other words, you didn't have the understanding you do now. So when these women all say "once a cheater

Robin Quivers

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Well, I would say absolutely. I mean, I would say that. First of all, did anyone ever say that I cheated?

Howard Stern

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Well, I'm saying you --

Robin Quivers

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Well I remember the stories of Marlo and [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

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Marla.

Robin Quivers

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Marla being at the same --

Donald Trump

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Ski resort.

Howard Stern

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Ski resort.

Donald Trump

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Yeah, but nobody ever said I really cheated.

Howard Stern

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Technically [? ] implied it.

Donald Trump

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Robin Quivers

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But I'm saying this, you were --

Howard Stern

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Come to think of it, they implied it in the strongest of tone.

Donald Trump

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You have banged some of the greatest beauties on the planet. True?

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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That's true. That is true.

Howard Stern

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All right. And eventually

Donald Trump

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Some of the greats in history.

Howard Stern

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And yet you stopped and got married again.

Donald Trump

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And I'm assuming, you're on the level now, right?

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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100%.

Howard Stern

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Is that true?

Donald Trump

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100%.

Howard Stern

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So how did you stop doing that?

Donald Trump

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Well, you have to be in love with somebody.

Howard Stern

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Right. You are in love.

Donald Trump

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I'm totally in love, but you have to really love somebody. You have to be with somebody that you like and have a relationship with and a really good one. And you know, you lose interest and it's always good to be really busy. I'm really busy with it. We've been doing great. The company has been doing the best it's ever done and --

Howard Stern

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How much money they paying you for Apprentice now? They giving you some good bucks.

Donald Trump

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A lot.

Howard Stern

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You are?

Donald Trump

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Well, it's ratings. You know, your business, Howard, is a very simple when you learn that a long time ago.

Howard Stern

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I said to somebody the other day if you get good ratings you can be the worst human being on earth. You can treat the executives like the worst like they're --

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Like they're vermin.

Donald Trump

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Like the rest. Right.

Howard Stern

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And you can be, on the other hand,, you can be the nicest person in the world and if you don't get ratings, you're gone.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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But you're as important to that show as Simon Cowell is to American Idol. Do you own the show?

Donald Trump

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Yes I do.

Howard Stern

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You do?

Donald Trump

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Burnett, yes.

Howard Stern

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So I would imagine, you're making at least -- maybe I'm crazy here, I don't know, could you be making between 50-60 million dollars a year off to just that?

Donald Trump

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A lot.

Howard Stern

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Am I in the ballpark or my way hard?

Donald Trump

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In the ballpark.

Howard Stern

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I am.

Donald Trump

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Yeah, it's ridiculous, right? But you know.

Howard Stern

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I mean I could tell you two stories but you know that are sort of Lorne Michaels when I did the host at Saturday Night Live.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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I said to Lorne, the ratings were through the roof. In fact, it was the number one show at that point. It was that, for that, you know, for a long period of time, it was doing great and it continues to do great. It's crazy. But I said to Lorne, "You know

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Right. But what do you think it is, seriously. What is it about you? Do you think -- I mean, there's a lot of billionaires out there and you know what is it. Why do you think -- I am, here you are, you're the most --

Donald Trump

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I honestly believe this because I'm a very handsome guy.

Howard Stern

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But wait a second.

Donald Trump

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Looks are very important and I think I'm a very handsome guy.

Howard Stern

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Wait a second. In a sense you're in the most unglamorous business. I mean you're a builder by trade.

Donald Trump

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Yeah but it's Lemaris. I mean, you know, I put real estate. You know, I used to want to be a movie producer. I wanted to make movies. In fact, when I was in high school, I always want and I was going to go to USC School of Cinema.

Howard Stern

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Right. But what do you think it is, seriously. What is it about you? Do you think -- I mean, there's a lot of billionaires out there and you know what is it. Why do you think -- I am, here you are, you're the most --

Donald Trump

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I was going to do movies and then I realized, you know my father was a builder of Brooklyn and Queens. I was in the real estate business and by osmosis, because when I was growing up, I would listen to my father on the phone and, you know, you learn things, right?

Howard Stern

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Bet [But] your father would never have tolerated you going to be a film student, that kind of thing.

Donald Trump

00:10:49 - 00:10:51 (2 sec)

Well, he wasn't exactly thrilled with that.

Howard Stern

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But that's what I want to do. So I sort of put theater into it. You know I put moviemaking into the real estate business. I've made it a glamorous business.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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You did?

Donald Trump

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I mean, Trump Towers, this great building, I have Trump buildings all over the place that are incredible buildings. I have the best golf courses in the world. I have a lot of great stuff you know. And I've made it I think very glamorous.

Howard Stern

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You have, and what happened when you were going -- you're going to sue that guy who claimed you're only worth a couple of hundred million dollars. And you said "Listen."

Donald Trump

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Well, I'm worth now six billion dollars. And he wanted to write a book. He tried to write a book and the book had totally failed, by the way. I hope, I hope I helped him that regard.

Howard Stern

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But he tried to make it. You know, he tried to diminish me and I don't like, you know, I don't mind. I'm diminished all the time and sometimes they build me up too much, and sometimes they build me up not enough but I'm worth over six billion dollars and this guy tried to make it like "Oh gee. It's --"" And you know

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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When you're personally worth six billion dollars, why bother doing anything anymore? I don't get.

Donald Trump

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Because it is fun. You know.

Howard Stern

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It is?

Donald Trump

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It is fun. I mean, I just have a good time.

Howard Stern

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Is it having all these -- Is it fun having all these people, responsibilities and?

Donald Trump

00:12:00 - 00:12:13 (12 sec)

I mean, I have, you know, a lot of responsibilities and I had one bad responsibility over the weekend. Somebody who worked for me, 47 years old, an unbelievable guy, an executive, who worked for me, passed away, died .

Howard Stern

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Of what?

Donald Trump

00:12:13 - 00:12:24 (11 sec)

Well, probably went to the dentist's. You ever hear the dentist's stuff? You remember, Steve Floria right from [Inaudible]? He went to the dentist and you get an infection and it affects the heart and then, you have a stroke.

Howard Stern

00:12:24 - 00:12:25 (0 sec)

Which is what happened. It was a chain of events that were unbelievable. This guy, who was a phenomenal person, went to the dentist, got, I guess, an infection. It affected his heart. He had a stroke. I mean,

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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That's awful.

Donald Trump

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Longest guy you've ever seen

Howard Stern

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Had a stroke and died. And by the way, that happened to Steve Florio at [Inaudible] who was a great friend of mine. Went to a dentist. I'm afraid to go to a dentist.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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And he got an infection?

Donald Trump

00:12:49 - 00:12:55 (6 sec)

It seems that way, yes. It would seem that way. That seems to be the theory.

Howard Stern

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Wow that's awful. Have you been --

Donald Trump

00:12:56 - 00:12:57 (1 sec)

That happens, by the way a lot.

Howard Stern

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Have you been --

Donald Trump

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Beware of dentist.

Howard Stern

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Well, geez. Have you, have you ever had, have you been in touch with Tiger Woods?

Donald Trump

00:13:03 - 00:13:04 (1 sec)

Well, I know Tiger. I like Tiger a lot. You know Tiger. Well, he does clinics a lot. He'll use a lot of my golf -- he'll use my golf courses and I think Tiger is really a good guy and Tiger -- Boy, and

Howard Stern

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You have?

Donald Trump

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Robin Quivers

00:13:15 - 00:13:19 (4 sec)

I do think -- Do you think he's a sex addict? Do you believe in sex addiction?

Donald Trump

00:13:19 - 00:13:20 (2 sec)

No, I believe people like sex a lot.

Howard Stern

00:13:20 - 00:13:22 (2 sec)

Yeah, because you could have been a --

Donald Trump

00:13:22 - 00:13:24 (2 sec)

People like you. People like me. Whatever.

Howard Stern

00:13:24 - 00:13:29 (6 sec)

Yeah, but wait a second, he doesn't need to. Even in your worst day, you didn't need sex that much. I mean it's almost like --

Donald Trump

00:13:29 - 00:13:32 (2 sec)

You don't know me that well so --

Howard Stern

00:13:32 - 00:13:35 (4 sec)

No. Do you ever have two to three women in one day?

Donald Trump

00:13:35 - 00:13:37 (2 sec)

I have no comment.

Howard Stern

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Look, I like that. So do you.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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I love sex but I mean, to the point that the guy --

Donald Trump

00:13:43 - 00:13:49 (7 sec)

I don't know it's probably two to three in one day. I don't know if that's ever come out. I'm not sure that that's coming out.

Howard Stern

00:13:49 - 00:13:50 (1 sec)

Did he lose because he's distracted?

Donald Trump

00:13:50 - 00:14:04 (13 sec)

Well, he didn't lose. He played great. I mean, you know Tiger played unbelievable. I didn't -- I found it hard to believe that he could make that point. When you don't play golf, it's a very, very tough game, both physically and mentally.

Howard Stern

00:14:04 - 00:14:04 (1 sec)

And the fact, with all of this stuff going on around him with the wife and the whole thing and I personally don't think they're going to get back together but that's

Donald Trump

00:14:04 - 00:14:11 (7 sec)

Howard Stern

00:14:11 - 00:14:12 (1 sec)

I don't either.

Donald Trump

00:14:12 - 00:14:15 (3 sec)

And by the way, I think it's much better if he doesn't.

Howard Stern

00:14:15 - 00:14:17 (3 sec)

Right. He should go be single day.

Donald Trump

00:14:17 - 00:14:22 (5 sec)

Every time he walks out there, she's going to say "How dare you?""You know

Howard Stern

00:14:22 - 00:14:24 (2 sec)

They can never repair what they had.

Donald Trump

00:14:24 - 00:14:26 (2 sec)

Not -- this is too severe. This is the ultimate in severity, right?

Howard Stern

00:14:26 - 00:14:30 (3 sec)

Sandra Bullock won't go back to Jesse James, won't she?

Donald Trump

00:14:30 - 00:14:37 (7 sec)

I can't imagine it. I know her quite well. I did a movie with her. She asked me to be in a movie that we made about a year ago.

Robin Quivers

00:14:37 - 00:14:38 (1 sec)

Nice girl, right?

Donald Trump

00:14:38 - 00:14:41 (3 sec)

Excellent, which is really nice.

Robin Quivers

00:14:41 - 00:14:44 (3 sec)

But you've talk to Tiger since the scandal.

Donald Trump

00:14:44 - 00:14:45 (1 sec)

What's that?

Robin Quivers

00:14:45 - 00:14:47 (2 sec)

I think you've talked to Tiger since the scandal?

Donald Trump

00:14:47 - 00:14:48 (1 sec)

Well, I just like him. He's a quality guy.

Howard Stern

00:14:48 - 00:14:49 (1 sec)

Oh, how's that?

Donald Trump

00:14:49 - 00:14:51 (2 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:14:51 - 00:14:54 (2 sec)

But is it a weird conversation?

Howard Stern

00:14:54 - 00:14:54 (1 sec)

His agent, Mark Steinberg, is a great guy.

Donald Trump

00:14:54 - 00:14:55 (1 sec)

Did you bring it up?

Howard Stern

00:14:55 - 00:14:56 (1 sec)

Did you bring --

Donald Trump

00:14:56 - 00:14:58 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:14:58 - 00:14:59 (1 sec)

Oh, wait a second.

Donald Trump

00:14:59 - 00:15:00 (2 sec)

You know, he's a great guy.

Robin Quivers

00:15:00 - 00:15:01 (1 sec)

I'm talking about --

Donald Trump

00:15:01 - 00:15:07 (6 sec)

So he got me that Oreo. You know, the famous Oreo commercial with Peyton Manning and Eli Manning?

Howard Stern

00:15:07 - 00:15:07 (1 sec)

Yeah, like the two Donalds.

Donald Trump

00:15:07 - 00:15:09 (2 sec)

[Inaudible] like the commercial of the year.

Howard Stern

00:15:09 - 00:15:10 (1 sec)

But wait a second. I get it.

Donald Trump

00:15:10 - 00:15:13 (2 sec)

That was, that was just I like them.

Howard Stern

00:15:13 - 00:15:17 (4 sec)

All right. You read about the scandal. How long do you wait before you make that phone call?

Donald Trump

00:15:17 - 00:15:20 (4 sec)

Well, look, you know, it's -- first, it was none of my business.

Howard Stern

00:15:20 - 00:15:21 (0 sec)

I don't know what's going on with him and his wife anyway.

Donald Trump

00:15:21 - 00:15:23 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:15:23 - 00:15:26 (3 sec)

Right. She's hot. She's hot though, right?

Donald Trump

00:15:26 - 00:15:27 (1 sec)

Yeah, she's fine.

Howard Stern

00:15:27 - 00:15:28 (1 sec)

Do you think she's not hot?

Robin Quivers

00:15:28 - 00:15:32 (3 sec)

It depends on what standard. What standard are you judging?

Donald Trump

00:15:32 - 00:15:36 (5 sec)

I'm judging her by all the beauties in the world. Who's the hottest chick right now?

Howard Stern

00:15:36 - 00:15:38 (2 sec)

Yeah, what standards are you using, Donald?

Donald Trump

00:15:38 - 00:15:44 (6 sec)

Well, I have a very high standard. Howard knows because he got me in a lot of trouble once. He went over a list of 15 supermodels.

Howard Stern

00:15:44 - 00:15:45 (1 sec)

Right. But wait a second.

Donald Trump

00:15:45 - 00:15:46 (1 sec)

You remember the supermodel?

Howard Stern

00:15:46 - 00:15:46 (0 sec)

And he'd ask me "How was she? How was she?""And I was married at the time. You know this was not a good question."

Donald Trump

00:15:46 - 00:15:52 (6 sec)

Howard Stern

00:15:52 - 00:15:56 (5 sec)

Yes, but hold it a second. You don't think she's hot enough for Tiger Woods?

Donald Trump

00:15:56 - 00:15:58 (1 sec)

I think she's a -- you know.

Howard Stern

00:15:58 - 00:16:01 (3 sec)

What are her flaws? Sure [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

00:16:01 - 00:16:02 (1 sec)

I don't want to say.

Howard Stern

00:16:02 - 00:16:02 (0 sec)

No, say.

Donald Trump

00:16:02 - 00:16:03 (2 sec)

I don't want to say. I think she's -- I don't know her.

Howard Stern

00:16:03 - 00:16:05 (2 sec)

In other words, she's -- is she a 10?

Donald Trump

00:16:05 - 00:16:08 (3 sec)

No, I'd say she's a solid nine.

Howard Stern

00:16:08 - 00:16:09 (0 sec)

A nine?

Donald Trump

00:16:09 - 00:16:10 (1 sec)

Solid nine.

Howard Stern

00:16:10 - 00:16:12 (3 sec)

All right, so what is she missing?

Donald Trump

00:16:12 - 00:16:14 (2 sec)

I don't want to say.

Howard Stern

00:16:14 - 00:16:15 (1 sec)

Please, I'm begging you.

Donald Trump

00:16:15 - 00:16:16 (2 sec)

I don't want to get involved.

Howard Stern

00:16:16 - 00:16:17 (1 sec)

You will not be involved.

Donald Trump

00:16:17 - 00:16:19 (2 sec)

I like Tiger too much and I just don't know.

Howard Stern

00:16:19 - 00:16:21 (2 sec)

Well you've met Ellen face to face?

Donald Trump

00:16:21 - 00:16:23 (2 sec)

Once, quickly.

Howard Stern

00:16:23 - 00:16:34 (11 sec)

All right. And you looked her over and you're probably, I would say, the greatest judge of beauty on this planet. In fact, I would create a TV show for you where all you did was just judge women.

Donald Trump

00:16:34 - 00:16:36 (2 sec)

Now, that may be the best idea of all.

Howard Stern

00:16:36 - 00:16:39 (3 sec)

It's a simple thing. It's a half hour and we strip it out all over the country.

Donald Trump

00:16:39 - 00:16:42 (3 sec)

I would say I'm the all time judge. Don't forget, I own the Miss Universe pageant.

Howard Stern

00:16:42 - 00:16:43 (1 sec)

You know, I own all that stuff.

Donald Trump

00:16:43 - 00:16:45 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:16:45 - 00:16:48 (3 sec)

And you improved it. So the great Carrie Prejean and all these people.

Donald Trump

00:16:48 - 00:16:49 (1 sec)

It is an example of --

Howard Stern

00:16:49 - 00:16:50 (2 sec)

The way to say "Don't change."

Donald Trump

00:16:50 - 00:16:52 (2 sec)

Howard, just to get you off the subject a sec.

Howard Stern

00:16:52 - 00:16:54 (2 sec)

Is Elin -- What does something --

Donald Trump

00:16:54 - 00:16:56 (2 sec)

Well, Elin is very beautiful.

Howard Stern

00:16:56 - 00:16:58 (2 sec)

Yes, but why is she a nine and not a 10?

Donald Trump

00:16:58 - 00:17:01 (3 sec)

Well, 10 is a very, very sacred territory.

Howard Stern

00:17:01 - 00:17:02 (1 sec)

Is her ass too big?

Donald Trump

00:17:02 - 00:17:08 (5 sec)

Very sacred, just like being on your top five of all time. You know, I'm one of your top five of all.

Howard Stern

00:17:08 - 00:17:11 (3 sec)

Mr. Trump, I'm asking you directly. Is her ass too big?

Donald Trump

00:17:11 - 00:17:11 (1 sec)

There was something that troubled you.

Howard Stern

00:17:11 - 00:17:13 (2 sec)

Okay. Body perfect?

Robin Quivers

00:17:13 - 00:17:14 (1 sec)

Very nice.

Donald Trump

00:17:14 - 00:17:16 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:17:16 - 00:17:18 (1 sec)

What is it? The face?

Donald Trump

00:17:18 - 00:17:22 (4 sec)

No. She's very nice. I mean, is she a 10? You know what a 10 is.

Howard Stern

00:17:22 - 00:17:25 (3 sec)

Who is a 10? Just so I can know, besides your wife. Who is a 10?

Donald Trump

00:17:25 - 00:17:28 (4 sec)

I don't, I don't want to say. Well, I would say the current Miss Universe is a 10.

Howard Stern

00:17:28 - 00:17:33 (5 sec)

Okay, so Elin is a nine. So something was off.

Robin Quivers

00:17:33 - 00:17:34 (1 sec)

Eight to a nine.

Howard Stern

00:17:34 - 00:17:35 (1 sec)

An eight to a nine.

Robin Quivers

00:17:35 - 00:17:36 (1 sec)

Oh, she's slipping.

Howard Stern

00:17:36 - 00:17:36 (0 sec)

She's going down.

Donald Trump

00:17:36 - 00:17:38 (2 sec)

She's a solid nine and now, she's an eight [Inaudible].

Robin Quivers

00:17:38 - 00:17:39 (1 sec)

I just mentioned the current Miss Universe.

Howard Stern

00:17:39 - 00:17:42 (3 sec)

Donald Trump

00:17:42 - 00:17:43 (1 sec)

And that knocked her down.

Howard Stern

00:17:43 - 00:17:48 (5 sec)

So what is it that made her an 8? Was it something flawed in the face or the body or both?

Donald Trump

00:17:48 - 00:17:53 (5 sec)

Nothing. She's really nice. I mean, she's great. I mean, in all fairness,

Howard Stern

00:17:53 - 00:17:55 (2 sec)

You're holding back on me. I'm shocked.

Donald Trump

00:17:55 - 00:18:00 (5 sec)

In all fairness, Tiger should go out, should have lots of fun and play golf and

Howard Stern

00:18:00 - 00:18:00 (0 sec)

I agree.

Donald Trump

00:18:00 - 00:18:08 (8 sec)

Tiger is going to be, has to win. He's got to win. He played great this week and I thought he played amazing. Phil Mickelson played unbelievable golf.

Robin Quivers

00:18:08 - 00:18:18 (10 sec)

Yes. And Phil Mickelson, now, they're kind of treating him like he is the anti-Tiger. His wife has cancer. He's with her. The three beautiful children walked out and hugged him.

Howard Stern

00:18:18 - 00:18:18 (0 sec)

Right. Tiger would not have had that seen as the winner.

Donald Trump

00:18:18 - 00:18:21 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:18:21 - 00:18:23 (3 sec)

All right. So it's like Tiger's not the bag.

Donald Trump

00:18:23 - 00:18:26 (2 sec)

You don't think Phil ever cheated, do you, Howard?

Howard Stern

00:18:26 - 00:18:27 (1 sec)

Do I? I wouldn't. Believe me.

Donald Trump

00:18:27 - 00:18:28 (1 sec)

What would you think?

Howard Stern

00:18:28 - 00:18:29 (1 sec)

I'd say no.

Donald Trump

00:18:29 - 00:18:30 (1 sec)

Okay, good.

Howard Stern

00:18:30 - 00:18:31 (1 sec)

What do you think?

Donald Trump

00:18:31 - 00:18:33 (2 sec)

I, I would say no.

Howard Stern

00:18:33 - 00:18:34 (2 sec)

Are you saying you know that he's cheated?

Donald Trump

00:18:34 - 00:18:38 (3 sec)

No. I would, I was just asking you. Do you think he's cheated?

Howard Stern

00:18:38 - 00:18:40 (3 sec)

Based on the, the, the, the three --

Donald Trump

00:18:40 - 00:18:42 (2 sec)

That would be -- Hey, I think that would be a big story.

Robin Quivers

00:18:42 - 00:18:44 (2 sec)

Wait, I've got to ask you something before we

Howard Stern

00:18:44 - 00:18:46 (2 sec)

Hey, Robin. That would be --

Donald Trump

00:18:46 - 00:18:47 (1 sec)

That would be huge.

Howard Stern

00:18:47 - 00:18:53 (6 sec)

Donald Trump has a new show. I'm going to tell you about in a second but first I got to talk about this. Your daughter recently got married.

Donald Trump

00:18:53 - 00:18:53 (0 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:18:53 - 00:18:55 (2 sec)

Okay. To a Jew.

Donald Trump

00:18:55 - 00:18:56 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:18:56 - 00:18:57 (1 sec)

She became a Jew.

Robin Quivers

00:18:57 - 00:18:58 (1 sec)

You hear the disappointment.

Donald Trump

00:18:58 - 00:18:59 (1 sec)

Now, what the --

Howard Stern

00:18:59 - 00:19:00 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:19:00 - 00:19:00 (1 sec)

Yeah, you know what?

Howard Stern

00:19:00 - 00:19:02 (2 sec)

I hear disappointment.

Donald Trump

00:19:02 - 00:19:04 (2 sec)

No, I think he's a great guy --

Howard Stern

00:19:04 - 00:19:04 (1 sec)

As you were --

Donald Trump

00:19:04 - 00:19:11 (6 sec)

The first guy and it wouldn't matter. I mean, it doesn't really matter. But he's a great guy.

Howard Stern

00:19:11 - 00:19:13 (2 sec)

Did you wear yarmulke? The Jewish hat in the ceremony.

Donald Trump

00:19:13 - 00:19:13 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:19:13 - 00:19:15 (2 sec)

Well, it was not a big deal.

Donald Trump

00:19:15 - 00:19:17 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:19:17 - 00:19:18 (1 sec)

It was a Jewish ceremony.

Donald Trump

00:19:18 - 00:19:23 (4 sec)

Yeah, it's not a big deal. In fact it's possible that one did slip on my head for a little while.

Howard Stern

00:19:23 - 00:19:26 (3 sec)

Is it true you refused to wear the yarmulke?

Donald Trump

00:19:26 - 00:19:32 (6 sec)

No, that's not true. That's not true. She is a great girl. She's a beautiful girl. She -- every guy wanted to get Ivanka.

Howard Stern

00:19:32 - 00:19:36 (4 sec)

Oh, I love her. I was going to marry her.

Donald Trump

00:19:36 - 00:19:43 (7 sec)

Every guy wanted to be with her. And she just loved this particular guy, Jared, who is a great guy and I'm happy with her decision.

Howard Stern

00:19:43 - 00:19:44 (1 sec)

So you're okay with that religious thing?

Robin Quivers

00:19:44 - 00:19:45 (1 sec)

Yeah, I think it's great.

Howard Stern

00:19:45 - 00:19:50 (5 sec)

But you're a guy who a country club guy, you know. Well, you know, how they talk in the --

Donald Trump

00:19:50 - 00:19:51 (2 sec)

You used to banning this, too

Howard Stern

00:19:51 - 00:19:57 (5 sec)

Yeah, back in the day, we could ban Jews from the club and now, all of a sudden, we're married to one.

Donald Trump

00:19:57 - 00:19:59 (2 sec)

I have all these clubs and she can work on Saturday.

Howard Stern

00:19:59 - 00:20:01 (2 sec)

There was a report that you stomped on the yarmulke.

Donald Trump

00:20:01 - 00:20:08 (7 sec)

No, he's really a very good guy and I think they have a great marriage. I'm sure they have a great marriage.

Howard Stern

00:20:08 - 00:20:11 (3 sec)

Yes. And she has made -- well, let's say, you're a grandfather.

Donald Trump

00:20:11 - 00:20:12 (1 sec)

Well, the other one.

Howard Stern

00:20:12 - 00:20:13 (2 sec)

You have your son.

Donald Trump

00:20:13 - 00:20:14 (1 sec)

I have two. Two through done.

Howard Stern

00:20:14 - 00:20:18 (4 sec)

Is that killing you? I mean, I've heard that you hate to be called Grandpa. What do you say to them?

Donald Trump

00:20:18 - 00:20:23 (5 sec)

You know, I'm not a big fan. I don't feel like a grandfather. I'm not a big fan.

Howard Stern

00:20:23 - 00:20:24 (2 sec)

Why don't they call you like D. T.?

Robin Quivers

00:20:24 - 00:20:28 (3 sec)

Well, you know, they're not allowed to call me 'Grandpa'.

Donald Trump

00:20:28 - 00:20:29 (1 sec)

What do they call you?

Howard Stern

00:20:29 - 00:20:29 (0 sec)

What do they call you?

Donald Trump

00:20:29 - 00:20:33 (3 sec)

They don't call me anything yet because they're so young. I like it that way.

Howard Stern

00:20:33 - 00:20:38 (6 sec)

Someone told me You're so taken with your daughter now being Jewish. You're making a trump mezuzah about yourself.

Robin Quivers

00:20:38 - 00:20:38 (0 sec)

Is that right? All right. Now, listen. Donald Trump has a new show. He's hosting something called "Donald J. Trump's Fabulous World of Golf""."

Donald Trump

00:20:38 - 00:20:47 (8 sec)

Howard Stern

00:20:47 - 00:20:48 (2 sec)

Now, why Donald J. Trump?

Robin Quivers

00:20:48 - 00:20:49 (0 sec)

Well?

Donald Trump

00:20:49 - 00:21:05 (17 sec)

You know, it's funny. That's an interesting quest -- somebody else asked me that the other day. Donald J. Trump. Every time I used Donald J. Trump, something turns out to a big success. Sometimes when I use Donald Trump, I don't know, I've had good luck with it. Does that make sense [Inaudible]?

Robin Quivers

00:21:05 - 00:21:06 (1 sec)

All right.

Donald Trump

00:21:06 - 00:21:08 (1 sec)

[Inaudible] good luck.

Howard Stern

00:21:08 - 00:21:10 (2 sec)

Okay. All right. It's sort of a superstition thing.

Donald Trump

00:21:10 - 00:21:13 (3 sec)

I don't know what it is but "Donald Trump's Wonderful World""

Howard Stern

00:21:13 - 00:21:25 (12 sec)

I was researching this show. You, of course, did a smart thing. Donald is the host of the show. It's on the Golf Channel, which I didn't even know there was a golf channel because I'm not a golfer, but you got, as a co-host, a super hot chick who's a golfer.

Donald Trump

00:21:25 - 00:21:31 (6 sec)

Right. Oh, and I did worse than that though. It's called "Donald J. Trump's Fabulous World of Golf"". And I -- you know

Howard Stern

00:21:31 - 00:21:32 (1 sec)

Sounds good.

Donald Trump

00:21:32 - 00:21:39 (7 sec)

But it's great. And people love that show. They love it. So you know I have fun with it.

Howard Stern

00:21:39 - 00:21:41 (2 sec)

So this will air. Let's see.

Donald Trump

00:21:41 - 00:21:43 (1 sec)

It starts airing tonight.

Howard Stern

00:21:43 - 00:21:58 (16 sec)

Tonight, 9:00 on the golf channel for anyone who's a golf fan, you can watch Donald Trump or if you're a fan of hot chicks, they're going to be paraded out there as well.

Donald Trump

00:21:58 - 00:22:05 (6 sec)

Let me ask you, Howard. You did "Howard Stern's The All-Time

Howard Stern

00:22:05 - 00:22:11 (7 sec)

That's correct, yes. Now, I have two of the top ten.

Donald Trump

00:22:11 - 00:22:13 (2 sec)

Go ahead.

Howard Stern

00:22:13 - 00:22:16 (4 sec)

Two of them. You are on two of them.

Donald Trump

00:22:16 - 00:22:20 (3 sec)

Are they still, Are they still two of the top ten?

Howard Stern

00:22:20 - 00:22:20 (0 sec)

I've been relegated down to one of the top two.

Donald Trump

00:22:20 - 00:22:23 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:22:23 - 00:22:29 (5 sec)

I know what you're talking about you're talking about your agent [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

00:22:29 - 00:22:31 (2 sec)

That was one of the all time classic

Howard Stern

00:22:31 - 00:22:34 (3 sec)

I'm trying to think what the second one was.

Donald Trump

00:22:34 - 00:22:37 (2 sec)

I don't know. I was down for two.

Howard Stern

00:22:37 - 00:22:40 (3 sec)

You were I'm trying to remem -- yeah. Yeah, I mean you're good.

Donald Trump

00:22:40 - 00:22:48 (8 sec)

I think it had to do, I think it had to do with the super model thing that you got me in such trouble. That was gay.

Howard Stern

00:22:48 - 00:22:50 (1 sec)

Yeah, that was gay.

Donald Trump

00:22:50 - 00:22:52 (2 sec)

I was in such trouble and you have no idea.

Howard Stern

00:22:52 - 00:22:56 (4 sec)

Why are you all of a sudden afraid to talk about women, their flaws and give them a number?

Robin Quivers

00:22:56 - 00:22:59 (2 sec)

Because of intelligence.

Donald Trump

00:22:59 - 00:23:02 (3 sec)

What? No, wait a second. Stop it.

Howard Stern

00:23:02 - 00:23:07 (5 sec)

He's getting too nice. Not say anything bad about it.

Donald Trump

00:23:07 - 00:23:10 (4 sec)

No. No, I'm becoming very diplomatic.

Howard Stern

00:23:10 - 00:23:13 (3 sec)

The thing with Elin, I don't understand.

Donald Trump

00:23:13 - 00:23:17 (4 sec)

Maybe, I'll run for office or [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:23:17 - 00:23:23 (6 sec)

I really don't un -- like, in the old days, you would have said to me "Look

Donald Trump

00:23:23 - 00:23:24 (1 sec)

Nothing's wrong with her. She's beautiful. You're asking me. Is she a 10?

Howard Stern

00:23:24 - 00:23:26 (2 sec)

I mean, you know.

Donald Trump

00:23:26 - 00:23:31 (4 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:23:31 - 00:23:35 (4 sec)

You'd got it down to an eight.

Donald Trump

00:23:35 - 00:23:38 (3 sec)

10 is a very rarified --

Howard Stern

00:23:38 - 00:23:39 (1 sec)

She's an eight and dropping

Donald Trump

00:23:39 - 00:23:45 (6 sec)

You know the term rarified? That's called rarefied air. Ten is very rarefied, Howard.

Howard Stern

00:23:45 - 00:23:58 (13 sec)

I am one of the worst. I, like, calling someone after a tragedy or something terrible happen. I admired the fact that you picked up the phone and called Tiger Woods during this. What I want to know is how much time, like how long ago did you speak to him? Did you -- How long did --?

Donald Trump

00:23:58 - 00:24:03 (5 sec)

I don't want to comment on, on speaking to Tiger. You know, I just don't want to because he's in such pressure.

Howard Stern

00:24:03 - 00:24:05 (2 sec)

How do you start the conversation?

Donald Trump

00:24:05 - 00:24:08 (3 sec)

Well, I think it's amazing what he did over the weekend that he played so well.

Howard Stern

00:24:08 - 00:24:09 (1 sec)

Okay.

Donald Trump

00:24:09 - 00:24:10 (1 sec)

It's amazing.

Howard Stern

00:24:10 - 00:24:14 (4 sec)

But when you pick up the phone and call him, like do you, do you bring -- do you say "Hey

Donald Trump

00:24:14 - 00:24:28 (14 sec)

No, I just respect Tiger. I have a lot of respect for him and I love him because he uses my places. You know. When he does a thing for Nike. He will, like he likes to use my courses. And you know, that means he must like me and you know, when --

Howard Stern

00:24:28 - 00:24:31 (3 sec)

But how long is the conversation? Is it a superficial one?

Donald Trump

00:24:31 - 00:24:33 (2 sec)

I don't want to comment on it. No, I don't want to comment on it.

Howard Stern

00:24:33 - 00:24:37 (4 sec)

So wait a second. Let's say, I get into a tragedy of some kind, all right?

Donald Trump

00:24:37 - 00:24:38 (2 sec)

A massive, a massive tragedy.

Howard Stern

00:24:38 - 00:24:43 (4 sec)

Right. You call me up and do you just ignore the topic?

Donald Trump

00:24:43 - 00:24:47 (4 sec)

Well, you had a much different situation than Tiger. Tiger is in a mess, okay?

Howard Stern

00:24:47 - 00:24:47 (1 sec)

He is.

Donald Trump

00:24:47 - 00:24:54 (7 sec)

In a mess. I never thought this going to, you know. I mean, Tiger was the most perfectly handled human being in history.

Howard Stern

00:24:54 - 00:24:58 (3 sec)

It's true. Did you know he was having all these affairs? You knew, didn't you?

Robin Quivers

00:24:58 - 00:25:02 (5 sec)

No no I don't I don't think a lot of people I guess a lot of women knew

Donald Trump

00:25:02 - 00:25:03 (1 sec)

You didn't hear --

Howard Stern

00:25:03 - 00:25:06 (2 sec)

Well, the people at MGM had to know

Donald Trump

00:25:06 - 00:25:12 (6 sec)

IMG. I think the people at IMG probably must have known something, right? I guess. Who knows?

Howard Stern

00:25:12 - 00:25:14 (2 sec)

Isn't it true Tiger cried on the phone when he spoke to you?

Donald Trump

00:25:14 - 00:25:14 (0 sec)

So how long is the conversation. Is it a three second conversation superficial?

Howard Stern

00:25:14 - 00:25:16 (1 sec)

That was the rumor.

Donald Trump

00:25:16 - 00:25:16 (1 sec)

No. No.

Howard Stern

00:25:16 - 00:25:20 (4 sec)

Donald Trump

00:25:20 - 00:25:33 (12 sec)

I don't want to talk about the conversation. You know, it's such a personal thing, Howard and he's such an amazing guy and you know just let him get on with the golf and let him win and let him have every woman. I mean, this guy will go through women like "Forget it"" and nobody will care."

Howard Stern

00:25:33 - 00:25:36 (4 sec)

The rumor is you take the conversation between yourself and Tiger Woods.

Donald Trump

00:25:36 - 00:25:39 (3 sec)

I did not. I don't like taping conversations.

Howard Stern

00:25:39 - 00:25:57 (18 sec)

So you're telling me -- I'm just asking in general terms. I'm not asking for any specifics. You made a phone call. You picked up. You have his personal phone number and you picked up and I guess you, you got him on there. And you said Hi, it's Donald Trump. How are you doing. And it was a lengthy conversation.

Donald Trump

00:25:57 - 00:26:01 (4 sec)

Oh, Howard, but it doesn't matter anymore. You know why?

Howard Stern

00:26:01 - 00:26:02 (1 sec)

Why?

Donald Trump

00:26:02 - 00:26:10 (8 sec)

Because he's now come out. He's playing golf again. He's playing really well. People were surprised that he played so well. You know, I happen to think that he won't get back together.

Howard Stern

00:26:10 - 00:26:11 (1 sec)

I happen to think that he's better off not getting back together.

Donald Trump

00:26:11 - 00:26:13 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:26:13 - 00:26:15 (2 sec)

Do you think [Inaudible] get him back?

Donald Trump

00:26:15 - 00:26:19 (4 sec)

I happen to think that he looks better and a lot cooler if he doesn't get back together.

Howard Stern

00:26:19 - 00:26:19 (0 sec)

I think he gets back together, he's going to look like an intact guy because everyone knows as soon as he comes into the house, the door's going to be locked and, you know, it's going to be impossible, all right?

Donald Trump

00:26:19 - 00:26:29 (10 sec)

Howard Stern

00:26:29 - 00:26:32 (4 sec)

Can he ever go back and get the sponsors he used to have?

Donald Trump

00:26:32 - 00:26:33 (0 sec)

Can he go that brand or is it permanently ruined?

Howard Stern

00:26:33 - 00:26:34 (2 sec)

Donald Trump

00:26:34 - 00:26:45 (11 sec)

He can't get those sponsors. He can get other sponsors but I don't think he can ever get those sponsors. First of all, you know, you could make that case, a two percent case that they were disloyal to him. You know, they dropped him pretty quickly --

Howard Stern

00:26:45 - 00:26:46 (0 sec)

Other than Nike, but they dropped him pretty quickly so you know. But I don't think you could ever get those. He had the Rolls-Royce of sponsors.

Donald Trump

00:26:46 - 00:26:53 (7 sec)

Howard Stern

00:26:53 - 00:26:53 (0 sec)

He did.

Donald Trump

00:26:53 - 00:26:58 (6 sec)

He had a lot of sponsors. I mean and you can never -- I don't think he could ever go back and get those sponsors --

Howard Stern

00:26:58 - 00:26:59 (0 sec)

I mean --

Donald Trump

00:26:59 - 00:27:02 (3 sec)

And the housing development just in the North or South Carolina.

Howard Stern

00:27:02 - 00:27:03 (1 sec)

Ruined, right?

Donald Trump

00:27:03 - 00:27:13 (10 sec)

Well, I mean, first of all, it's that a lot of trouble to start off with but you know, because of what happened with the world and the economy but you know, that was based on Tiger Woods and family values.

Howard Stern

00:27:13 - 00:27:14 (1 sec)

Doesn't it --

Donald Trump

00:27:14 - 00:27:15 (2 sec)

How about that developer building that sucker?

Howard Stern

00:27:15 - 00:27:17 (2 sec)

I know he's got to be in a panic because --

Donald Trump

00:27:17 - 00:27:22 (6 sec)

But I have to tell you, that developer, I saw an interview recently and he was very loyal to Tiger.

Howard Stern

00:27:22 - 00:27:34 (12 sec)

Yeah, he's stuck with him. But, Donald, can you imagine building a brand where all you have to do is basically sit back and they throw the money at you for commercial endorsements because he's squeaky clean. Everybody loves him.

Donald Trump

00:27:34 - 00:27:36 (2 sec)

Over a $100, 000, 000 a year.

Howard Stern

00:27:36 - 00:27:40 (4 sec)

I mean, can you imagine losing that? He must be going insane.

Robin Quivers

00:27:40 - 00:27:48 (8 sec)

Well, and losing it for what? Because, you know, when you talk about the women what did you think of his choice of women.

Howard Stern

00:27:48 - 00:27:56 (8 sec)

I actually thought he liked it down and dirty. In other words, I have a theory that Elin probably was not that great in bed, you know?

Donald Trump

00:27:56 - 00:27:57 (2 sec)

Oh, she's a nice girl.

Howard Stern

00:27:57 - 00:27:58 (1 sec)

She's a nice girl.

Donald Trump

00:27:58 - 00:27:59 (1 sec)

Okay.

Robin Quivers

00:27:59 - 00:28:02 (3 sec)

I interviewed many of the girls. We had a Tiger Woods mistress beauty pageant.

Howard Stern

00:28:02 - 00:28:02 (0 sec)

Oh.

Donald Trump

00:28:02 - 00:28:05 (3 sec)

Cause you had Donald as a judge, yeah.

Howard Stern

00:28:05 - 00:28:07 (3 sec)

I was going to call you to judge but --

Donald Trump

00:28:07 - 00:28:09 (2 sec)

I thought I would have been a fantastic judge absolute.

Howard Stern

00:28:09 - 00:28:13 (4 sec)

We crowned the girls. Each of the girls was very different but it seemed to me, they were very strange.

Donald Trump

00:28:13 - 00:28:15 (1 sec)

Okay, now, who is the best looking of the girls?

Howard Stern

00:28:15 - 00:28:15 (1 sec)

Well, I --

Donald Trump

00:28:15 - 00:28:19 (4 sec)

Not the one that won the beauty pageant. I was very disappointed in you, Howard. The one [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:28:19 - 00:28:20 (1 sec)

Well, --

Donald Trump

00:28:20 - 00:28:21 (1 sec)

Won the beauty pageant.

Howard Stern

00:28:21 - 00:28:21 (0 sec)

It wasn't about --

Donald Trump

00:28:21 - 00:28:26 (4 sec)

I saw that in one of the shows, the one that won the beauty pageant should not have won.

Howard Stern

00:28:26 - 00:28:36 (11 sec)

You're wrong, because we were looking for the best mistress and not only was she cute, but she was a great mistress because she was really, truly in love with him. She was everything that --

Donald Trump

00:28:36 - 00:28:37 (1 sec)

How do you know that though?

Howard Stern

00:28:37 - 00:28:38 (1 sec)

I could tell.

Donald Trump

00:28:38 - 00:28:39 (1 sec)

You could. Okay.

Howard Stern

00:28:39 - 00:28:41 (2 sec)

She was the best mistress. She was

Donald Trump

00:28:41 - 00:28:42 (1 sec)

You are not a professional.

Howard Stern

00:28:42 - 00:28:43 (1 sec)

I'll tell you how I know she love him.

Donald Trump

00:28:43 - 00:28:45 (3 sec)

Okay, what about the stripper? Did you think the stripper was good looking?

Howard Stern

00:28:45 - 00:28:47 (2 sec)

Yeah, too stripper-ish for me.

Donald Trump

00:28:47 - 00:28:52 (5 sec)

And it's Gloria [Inaudible]. She's got this -- Oh, man. Every time you see her, it's like "give me a break""."

Howard Stern

00:28:52 - 00:28:55 (3 sec)

Why do you think she represents these [Inaudible]?

Donald Trump

00:28:55 - 00:28:59 (4 sec)

I don't get it. And I hear that a lot of money was given to the one, Rachel.

Howard Stern

00:28:59 - 00:29:00 (1 sec)

Who is, you know, just --

Donald Trump

00:29:00 - 00:29:01 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:29:01 - 00:29:04 (2 sec)

Why did he give Rachel Uchitel $10,000,000?

Donald Trump

00:29:04 - 00:29:06 (2 sec)

I don't understand. Well, I don't know that he did that, okay?

Howard Stern

00:29:06 - 00:29:06 (0 sec)

I don't know that he did it but when I watch Gloria [Inaudible] representing the stripper. The stripper was crying. Although I have to say, the stripper was pretty good looking. Do you agree?

Donald Trump

00:29:06 - 00:29:15 (9 sec)

Howard Stern

00:29:15 - 00:29:17 (2 sec)

Yes, she's just on my show.

Donald Trump

00:29:17 - 00:29:21 (4 sec)

I mean in all fairness, you know, a lot of people say "Oh

Howard Stern

00:29:21 - 00:29:25 (4 sec)

But none of them were, were, were nines certainly like Elin but I think it's a thing about --

Donald Trump

00:29:25 - 00:29:28 (3 sec)

Well, what did you -- did you think the stripper was [Inaudible]?

Howard Stern

00:29:28 - 00:29:39 (11 sec)

I thought the strip -- She was just on my show. She's very good looking. And she does a position where Tiger Woods -- I'm going to be a little bit graphic. All right. Tiger stood her on her head. Listen to this.

Donald Trump

00:29:39 - 00:29:39 (0 sec)

Splutter.

Howard Stern

00:29:39 - 00:29:51 (11 sec)

No, no, no. He put his penis in her behind. And then, would put his fingers in the vagina and she would squirt all over. And now, I don't think Elin was doing that.

Robin Quivers

00:29:51 - 00:29:55 (4 sec)

I don't, I have a feeling Elin never heard of this before.

Donald Trump

00:29:55 - 00:29:58 (3 sec)

I -- I -- I I think that -- I think that's completely foreign to her.

Howard Stern

00:29:58 - 00:29:58 (1 sec)

Well, one thing we have --

Donald Trump

00:29:58 - 00:30:00 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:30:00 - 00:30:02 (2 sec)

Have you ever had that position? No?

Donald Trump

00:30:02 - 00:30:02 (1 sec)

I haven't.

Howard Stern

00:30:02 - 00:30:03 (1 sec)

Exactly.

Donald Trump

00:30:03 - 00:30:05 (2 sec)

We've learned about [Inaudible] with definite.

Howard Stern

00:30:05 - 00:30:06 (1 sec)

He is not gay. Do you agree with that?

Donald Trump

00:30:06 - 00:30:08 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:30:08 - 00:30:10 (2 sec)

He is absolutely not gay and listen --

Donald Trump

00:30:10 - 00:30:20 (11 sec)

I remember, you interviewed one of the great interviews of all time, you interviewed a guy who is saying he only had one or two events with a man but that he wasn't gay. You said any party that had one or two events with a man is gay.

Howard Stern

00:30:20 - 00:30:21 (0 sec)

Absolutely. You know it and I know it. How many events have you had with a man?

Donald Trump

00:30:21 - 00:30:21 (0 sec)

[Inaudible] gay.

Howard Stern

00:30:21 - 00:30:25 (4 sec)

Donald Trump

00:30:25 - 00:30:25 (1 sec)

Zero.

Howard Stern

00:30:25 - 00:30:26 (1 sec)

Exactly.

Donald Trump

00:30:26 - 00:30:27 (1 sec)

Not even a thought.

Howard Stern

00:30:27 - 00:30:29 (2 sec)

You're really [Inaudible].

Robin Quivers

00:30:29 - 00:30:33 (4 sec)

With all that I've had, I've never had a thought. There's never been like a big thought process. You know.

Howard Stern

00:30:33 - 00:30:36 (3 sec)

Even when you were young? Let's say a priest or something.

Donald Trump

00:30:36 - 00:30:37 (1 sec)

Prep school.

Howard Stern

00:30:37 - 00:30:39 (2 sec)

Prep school. Boner fight.

Donald Trump

00:30:39 - 00:30:42 (3 sec)

No, never even, like, at thought. In other words --

Howard Stern

00:30:42 - 00:30:44 (2 sec)

It was written about you, you had a boner fight at prep school.

Donald Trump

00:30:44 - 00:30:51 (7 sec)

Let me put it this way. During the event, right? There's never a thought of Jimmy or Ronald or any of that. No. No thoughts.

Howard Stern

00:30:51 - 00:30:55 (4 sec)

Isn't it true when you were a prep school there was a boner fight between you and two gentlemen?

Donald Trump

00:30:55 - 00:30:56 (1 sec)

No. Okay, it must have been somebody else.

Howard Stern

00:30:56 - 00:30:58 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:30:58 - 00:30:58 (0 sec)

All right, listen to me. You're on a roll. I'm happy for you. I see you still feuding with Rosie O'Donnell. No patching that up.

Howard Stern

00:30:58 - 00:31:04 (7 sec)

Donald Trump

00:31:04 - 00:31:14 (9 sec)

No, I'm not feuding. I mean, I don't, I don't think about every time I go and ask me about Rosie O'Donnell. She's a loser. I mean, she's terrible. She doesn't have very much talent.

Howard Stern

00:31:14 - 00:31:15 (1 sec)

She coming back to [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:31:15 - 00:31:47 (32 sec)

I'll tell you what. She's got a great agent. I mean, losing, her variety show drew flies. She drew flies, right. Nobody watched it. Her other show, they threw her off the air. She, she, you know, the view, she chickened out. She was afraid of Elisabeth Hasselbeck who I gave great respect. I gave a lot of respect. She really beat the crap out of Rosie and instead of showing up for another two weeks, she quit like a quitter and now her agent gets her probably another show. So I say, whoever Rosie O'Donnell's agent is, he's a great agent. But Rosie is, you know, I mean I know her. Hey, Howard, she went to my wedding.

Howard Stern

00:31:47 - 00:31:48 (2 sec)

Well, yeah.

Donald Trump

00:31:48 - 00:31:49 (0 sec)

I didn't think of it so --

Howard Stern

00:31:49 - 00:31:52 (3 sec)

I like Rosie. I just was on her show. It's serious.

Robin Quivers

00:31:52 - 00:31:55 (3 sec)

Oh, you did. You like Rosie.

Donald Trump

00:31:55 - 00:31:55 (0 sec)

I like her.

Howard Stern

00:31:55 - 00:31:56 (1 sec)

Oh, okay.

Donald Trump

00:31:56 - 00:31:59 (3 sec)

Okay. Well, that's good. Hey, maybe she's --

Robin Quivers

00:31:59 - 00:32:01 (3 sec)

I'm going to bring you two together. I'm sure she's.

Howard Stern

00:32:01 - 00:32:03 (2 sec)

Hey, listen. I'm sure, she's --

Donald Trump

00:32:03 - 00:32:04 (1 sec)

You think you can make the peace?

Howard Stern

00:32:04 - 00:32:06 (2 sec)

I'm going to make the peace with each other.

Donald Trump

00:32:06 - 00:32:06 (0 sec)

[Inaudible] a fine person.

Howard Stern

00:32:06 - 00:32:08 (1 sec)

I'm going to make the peace between the two.

Donald Trump

00:32:08 - 00:32:12 (4 sec)

You know, like Rosie, Cyndi Lauper on the Apprentice.

Howard Stern

00:32:12 - 00:32:14 (2 sec)

Yeah, she likes you too.

Donald Trump

00:32:14 - 00:32:15 (1 sec)

I said "Where were you

Howard Stern

00:32:15 - 00:32:26 (11 sec)

Right. You got her right over there. What -- Listen, one last question. If you weren't married today, who is the woman you would be chasing? And I'm going to say, it's Kate Beckinsale.

Donald Trump

00:32:26 - 00:32:28 (2 sec)

No, no.

Howard Stern

00:32:28 - 00:32:29 (1 sec)

No?

Donald Trump

00:32:29 - 00:32:31 (2 sec)

No. No, I would -- I mean, if I weren't, --

Howard Stern

00:32:31 - 00:32:32 (1 sec)

Go ahead.

Donald Trump

00:32:32 - 00:32:35 (3 sec)

You know, I would never, I don't even think I have -- I'd better not get into this conversation now.

Howard Stern

00:32:35 - 00:32:37 (2 sec)

No. Come on. If you were single,

Donald Trump

00:32:37 - 00:32:41 (4 sec)

This conversation, this conversation gets me nowhere.

Howard Stern

00:32:41 - 00:32:42 (1 sec)

Donald Trump, is --

Donald Trump

00:32:42 - 00:32:45 (4 sec)

This conversation -- Howard, this conversation is nothing but trouble.

Howard Stern

00:32:45 - 00:32:47 (2 sec)

Sounds like a man who's been trained.

Donald Trump

00:32:47 - 00:32:48 (1 sec)

You know what, your wife's had it out with you, hasn't she?

Howard Stern

00:32:48 - 00:32:50 (2 sec)

Donald Trump

00:32:50 - 00:32:58 (8 sec)

When you once told me recently you said Donald let me ask you if your wife was a great beauty was in a massive automobile accident

Howard Stern

00:32:58 - 00:32:58 (0 sec)

Would you leave her now or would you wake her up?

Donald Trump

00:32:58 - 00:33:01 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:33:01 - 00:33:02 (2 sec)

Yeah, what is the proper time to --

Donald Trump

00:33:02 - 00:33:04 (2 sec)

That got me in a lot of trouble.

Howard Stern

00:33:04 - 00:33:08 (4 sec)

Yeah, what is the proper amount of time to leave your wife if she's been in a massive car accident?

Donald Trump

00:33:08 - 00:33:11 (3 sec)

I gave you a great answer. I said I would never leave in a million years. I would definitely [Inaudible].

Howard Stern

00:33:11 - 00:33:12 (1 sec)

You were smart.

Donald Trump

00:33:12 - 00:33:13 (1 sec)

You said that was a brilliant answer.

Howard Stern

00:33:13 - 00:33:20 (7 sec)

No, you were a gentleman. I remember, you said two months and I always thought it was a month. I thought you were a true gentleman say --

Donald Trump

00:33:20 - 00:33:23 (3 sec)

You said, would you leave immediately or would you wait for about a month.

Howard Stern

00:33:23 - 00:33:24 (1 sec)

And your marriage is going strong.

Donald Trump

00:33:24 - 00:33:25 (1 sec)

Yes. Very good.

Howard Stern

00:33:25 - 00:33:26 (1 sec)

And sexually still pleased.

Donald Trump

00:33:26 - 00:33:27 (1 sec)

Very good.

Howard Stern

00:33:27 - 00:33:28 (1 sec)

No kidding.

Donald Trump

00:33:28 - 00:33:28 (1 sec)

No problem.

Howard Stern

00:33:28 - 00:33:30 (2 sec)

How many times a week are you down to?

Donald Trump

00:33:30 - 00:33:30 (0 sec)

Down to.

Howard Stern

00:33:30 - 00:33:31 (1 sec)

Come on.

Donald Trump

00:33:31 - 00:33:36 (5 sec)

Down to. Yes. Down to. Do you understand that we're the business of marriage, don't you, Howard?

Howard Stern

00:33:36 - 00:33:38 (2 sec)

Can I ask you a question?

Donald Trump

00:33:38 - 00:33:39 (1 sec)

We have a very good relation.

Howard Stern

00:33:39 - 00:33:41 (1 sec)

I want you to help me out with something.

Donald Trump

00:33:41 - 00:33:41 (1 sec)

That --

Howard Stern

00:33:41 - 00:33:43 (2 sec)

So when you're horny, --

Donald Trump

00:33:43 - 00:33:44 (1 sec)

And marriage, you know, and you've got a kid, young child at home. There were times your wife's just too tired of sex and you understand. Do you, do you masturbate to take care of the problem?

Howard Stern

00:33:44 - 00:33:54 (10 sec)

Donald Trump

00:33:54 - 00:33:55 (0 sec)

So when's the last time you masturbated?

Howard Stern

00:33:55 - 00:33:57 (2 sec)

Donald Trump

00:33:57 - 00:33:57 (1 sec)

Long time ago.

Howard Stern

00:33:57 - 00:33:58 (1 sec)

Honestly.

Robin Quivers

00:33:58 - 00:34:01 (3 sec)

Some time previous to knowing women.

Donald Trump

00:34:01 - 00:34:02 (1 sec)

Really?

Howard Stern

00:34:02 - 00:34:03 (1 sec)

Come on.

Donald Trump

00:34:03 - 00:34:06 (3 sec)

That's a lot and you know what? it's a lot of work and it gets you nowhere. You know

Howard Stern

00:34:06 - 00:34:08 (2 sec)

I'm shocked to hear you say that.

Robin Quivers

00:34:08 - 00:34:11 (3 sec)

No, no. I'm not. I was never big into that world.

Donald Trump

00:34:11 - 00:34:13 (2 sec)

I want you all to watch Donald Trump's [Inaudible].

Howard Stern

00:34:13 - 00:34:17 (3 sec)

Let me ask something. No porno? You don't sit there on the computer and --

Donald Trump

00:34:17 - 00:34:17 (0 sec)

He -- by the way, when Rod Blagojevich was on The Apprentice --

Howard Stern

00:34:17 - 00:34:21 (4 sec)

Donald Trump

00:34:21 - 00:34:22 (0 sec)

Who was the former governor of Illinois, --

Howard Stern

00:34:22 - 00:34:24 (2 sec)

Donald Trump

00:34:24 - 00:34:26 (3 sec)

Which really caused a stir and that guy was amazing.

Howard Stern

00:34:26 - 00:34:27 (1 sec)

Did you like Rod Blagojevich?

Donald Trump

00:34:27 - 00:34:29 (2 sec)

I thought it was a nice guy.

Robin Quivers

00:34:29 - 00:34:30 (1 sec)

Now, now.

Donald Trump

00:34:30 - 00:34:35 (6 sec)

I think he tried very hard to be nice to, which was very smart because he's got a trial coming up like in weeks.

Howard Stern

00:34:35 - 00:34:46 (11 sec)

You know, Donald was very smart too because he pointed that out when Blagojevich was head of the team and he had to make all the decisions. He would never say that anybody deserved to be fired.

Donald Trump

00:34:46 - 00:34:50 (4 sec)

No, he was calling the cast members ma'am and sir.

Howard Stern

00:34:50 - 00:34:52 (3 sec)

He's on good b -- how many years calling could he --?

Donald Trump

00:34:52 - 00:34:56 (3 sec)

[Inaudible] calling Michael Johnson sir. Sir. Would it be okay if I spoke?

Howard Stern

00:34:56 - 00:34:56 (0 sec)

How many --

Donald Trump

00:34:56 - 00:34:57 (1 sec)

A U. S. Governor

Howard Stern

00:34:57 - 00:34:57 (0 sec)

How many --

Donald Trump

00:34:57 - 00:34:59 (2 sec)

He was so nice that he went to keep the black vote. Okay.

Howard Stern

00:34:59 - 00:34:59 (0 sec)

He still like going to the voters.

Donald Trump

00:34:59 - 00:35:01 (1 sec)

He was so nice.

Howard Stern

00:35:01 - 00:35:02 (2 sec)

Donald Trump

00:35:02 - 00:35:16 (13 sec)

No, no. I said, you can't be this. Illinois politics is pretty tough, right. I think you can't be this nice, Rod. You've got to let it come out. And you know what? He was there. He was playing to all of these people that are potential jurors. And I think that's probably very smart.

Howard Stern

00:35:16 - 00:35:16 (1 sec)

Will he go to jail?

Donald Trump

00:35:16 - 00:35:18 (1 sec)

I think he might win.

Howard Stern

00:35:18 - 00:35:18 (1 sec)

No kidding.

Donald Trump

00:35:18 - 00:35:34 (15 sec)

Yeah, I think he might win. I mean, you know, I felt badly for the guy. I felt sorry for him and you know, say what you want. I've known a lot of people that get into this kind of trouble and they crawl into a corner. They go home. They want to go home to mommy or they commit suicide. And lots of shit. Right.

Howard Stern

00:35:34 - 00:35:34 (0 sec)

This guy, I mean, he's just out there.

Donald Trump

00:35:34 - 00:35:36 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:35:36 - 00:35:38 (3 sec)

That's what I'm saying. It might be crazy.

Donald Trump

00:35:38 - 00:35:43 (4 sec)

My name is Rod Blagojevich and I'm not guilty as Josh. Just the way he introduces --

Howard Stern

00:35:43 - 00:35:43 (0 sec)

[Inaudible] to everybody.

Donald Trump

00:35:43 - 00:35:43 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:35:43 - 00:35:45 (2 sec)

And he says he's ready to fight in court.

Donald Trump

00:35:45 - 00:35:52 (7 sec)

He want to fight this? Really, I mean, you got to hand it to him. Like him, not like him, whether you respect him or not, the guy is a fighter.

Howard Stern

00:35:52 - 00:35:54 (2 sec)

Did you used to hang out with Bernie Madoff?

Donald Trump

00:35:54 - 00:35:56 (3 sec)

No, but I knew him because Palm Beach, you know, --

Howard Stern

00:35:56 - 00:35:57 (0 sec)

At that big place in Palm Beach and he'd be at Mar-a-Lago or he'd be at my golf. I have a great golf club at Palm Beach Trump International and he'd be there.

Donald Trump

00:35:57 - 00:36:03 (6 sec)

Howard Stern

00:36:03 - 00:36:04 (1 sec)

Did you ever like --?

Donald Trump

00:36:04 - 00:36:10 (6 sec)

His brother was a member. Always a member of Trump International and you know,

Howard Stern

00:36:10 - 00:36:13 (3 sec)

Did he ever say to you "Listen

Donald Trump

00:36:13 - 00:36:22 (9 sec)

Well, I'd speak to him and [Inaudible] it. You know, I have, at Mar-a-Lago, we have all the big events, all the big balls because I have the big ballroom.

Howard Stern

00:36:22 - 00:36:24 (2 sec)

You have the biggest ballroom.

Donald Trump

00:36:24 - 00:36:27 (3 sec)

And I see him. I see him. It's always nice to have that.

Howard Stern

00:36:27 - 00:36:29 (2 sec)

And I see him, and I see him, but then, I say to people "Who do you invest your money with?""and they say ""Madoff

Donald Trump

00:36:29 - 00:36:37 (8 sec)

Howard Stern

00:36:37 - 00:36:37 (0 sec)

Unlike Madoff. And I say "Who is this guy

Donald Trump

00:36:37 - 00:36:39 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:36:39 - 00:36:40 (1 sec)

Where do we, what, why do you think you were smart enough not to invest in him? I mean, you're after a good return on your money. You hear the guy's returning 10 percent on, on, on your investment. Why do you think you never invested?

Donald Trump

00:36:40 - 00:36:43 (2 sec)

What do you invest? "Why

Howard Stern

00:36:43 - 00:36:57 (15 sec)

Donald Trump

00:36:57 - 00:37:03 (6 sec)

Well, I'd hear stories about him because Palm Beach was, you know, I used to use the word "Ground Zero"". But now

Howard Stern

00:37:03 - 00:37:04 (1 sec)

That was the ultimate [? ].

Donald Trump

00:37:04 - 00:37:05 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:37:05 - 00:37:06 (0 sec)

And all these guys, one guy puts in $200, 000, 000.

Donald Trump

00:37:06 - 00:37:12 (6 sec)

Howard Stern

00:37:12 - 00:37:12 (0 sec)

And then, which is everything he had and then, he mortgaged his house for $10, 000, 000. In other words, you want to get a little bit more, right?

Robin Quivers

00:37:12 - 00:37:22 (10 sec)

Donald Trump

00:37:22 - 00:37:24 (1 sec)

Right. Right.

Howard Stern

00:37:24 - 00:37:25 (1 sec)

Good Lord.

Donald Trump

00:37:25 - 00:37:35 (10 sec)

And by the way, he's now looking for a job. In fact, I think I'm going to hire him as a caddy next weekend.

Howard Stern

00:37:35 - 00:37:35 (1 sec)

But they put in, they put it 100% of their worth into this one guy.

Donald Trump

00:37:35 - 00:37:40 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:37:40 - 00:37:41 (1 sec)

And you wouldn't do that.

Donald Trump

00:37:41 - 00:37:48 (7 sec)

[Inaudible] See, I was down there. I mean, I'd see it and I didn't know. What did I know? I like to invest my own money. You know, it's called like "Let me invest my own money""

Howard Stern

00:37:48 - 00:37:48 (0 sec)

Okay. You do the same probably or don't [Inaudible]. You have -- You have an investor actually. I understand. I know who your guy is. You have like a guy that invest your money. Be careful. But, but you know I like to invest my own money how it is. Like I can watch CNBC and say "I'll pick Johnson and Johnson just as well as somebody else"" and say ""I'll pick Johnson and Johnson"

Donald Trump

00:37:48 - 00:38:07 (19 sec)

Howard Stern

00:38:07 - 00:38:08 (1 sec)

So in other words, when you go into the market --

Donald Trump

00:38:08 - 00:38:08 (1 sec)

0.55

Howard Stern

00:38:08 - 00:38:12 (4 sec)

When you go into the market, you sit there, you look at the stocks and you picked on them.

Donald Trump

00:38:12 - 00:38:15 (3 sec)

Well, I've never, I've never been and I feel foolish for the last year but I've never been a stock guy.

Howard Stern

00:38:15 - 00:38:16 (0 sec)

Of course, I felt great two years ago. You know, when the market crashed it. I've never been a stock guy but I've never really been a stock guy.

Donald Trump

00:38:16 - 00:38:23 (7 sec)

Howard Stern

00:38:23 - 00:38:25 (2 sec)

[Inaudible] You put all your money in real estate.

Donald Trump

00:38:25 - 00:38:30 (5 sec)

I put it in different things or you know, stupidly. Today, you get one percent of your money or less, right?

Howard Stern

00:38:30 - 00:38:32 (2 sec)

So you put it mostly in bonds and things like that.

Donald Trump

00:38:32 - 00:38:34 (3 sec)

Yeah, I've been, I've been sort of, you know, as I've gotten older, I've become conservative.

Howard Stern

00:38:34 - 00:38:34 (0 sec)

I don't know what's going to happen. Stocks are going up but I watch them go up and then I watch them come crashing down and I had a lot of very unhappy friends so it's a crap year.

Donald Trump

00:38:34 - 00:38:44 (9 sec)

Howard Stern

00:38:44 - 00:38:47 (3 sec)

So what should a guy who's listening now invest in today?

Donald Trump

00:38:47 - 00:39:03 (17 sec)

Well, I think today is a great time and I wouldn't have said this two years ago. In fact, I didn't, on your show, if you asked me this question a couple of years ago. Today is a great time to invest in real estate. I think this is the time to go out and buy a house, buy an apartment, buy stuff. Get it from a bank. The bank will give you great financing because they already have it.

Howard Stern

00:39:03 - 00:39:07 (4 sec)

Because the thing is right now, the market's depressed and now is when you buy.

Donald Trump

00:39:07 - 00:39:08 (1 sec)

This is a great time to buy real estate.

Howard Stern

00:39:08 - 00:39:09 (2 sec)

Is that what you're doing right now?

Donald Trump

00:39:09 - 00:39:18 (9 sec)

Yes, I bought a lot of it. I just bought 850 acres at Washington on the Potomac River. That's so phenomenal. That's incredible. I picked it up, I've been at it years and I just got it.

Howard Stern

00:39:18 - 00:39:20 (2 sec)

And you will develop that into --

Robin Quivers

00:39:20 - 00:39:25 (4 sec)

Yeah, it will be phenomenal. I mean, I think development but I mean, I bought, I've bought --

Donald Trump

00:39:25 - 00:39:27 (3 sec)

[Inaudible] why don't we buy 850 acres on the Potomac?

Howard Stern

00:39:27 - 00:39:30 (3 sec)

Because, you know, Donald doesn't tell us about these deals.

Robin Quivers

00:39:30 - 00:39:32 (2 sec)

[Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:39:32 - 00:39:39 (7 sec)

Listen, you got to see Donald Trump host "Donald J. Trump's Fabulous World of Golf"" airing tonight at 9:00 on the golf channel and see

Howard Stern

00:39:39 - 00:39:41 (1 sec)

Yeah. Absolutely.

Donald Trump

00:39:41 - 00:39:42 (1 sec)

I'm definitely thinking about it.

Howard Stern

00:39:42 - 00:39:47 (5 sec)

Listen, I love talking to you. I ran into your daughter. Boy, is she looking better and better.

Robin Quivers

00:39:47 - 00:39:52 (5 sec)

She is beautiful and great, and she really does have a good marriage so it's nice.

Howard Stern

00:39:52 - 00:39:53 (1 sec)

She is some catch.

Robin Quivers

00:39:53 - 00:39:55 (2 sec)

Well, not anymore. She's caught.

Howard Stern

00:39:55 - 00:39:56 (1 sec)

Oh, believe me. She'll be on the market again.

Donald Trump

00:39:56 - 00:39:57 (1 sec)

Oh, stop it.

Howard Stern

00:39:57 - 00:40:00 (3 sec)

He's going to get tired of that guy.

Donald Trump

00:40:00 - 00:40:08 (9 sec)

I miss being -- I haven't done your show that much lately and it's so much fun. It's very invigorating.

Howard Stern

00:40:08 - 00:40:09 (0 sec)

You're busy.

Donald Trump

00:40:09 - 00:40:15 (6 sec)

I have been busy but you know, it's like, your show is great. I mean, there's a reason --

Howard Stern

00:40:15 - 00:40:15 (0 sec)

Thank you.

Donald Trump

00:40:15 - 00:40:18 (3 sec)

For success. There's always a reason for success.

Howard Stern

00:40:18 - 00:40:19 (0 sec)