Interview: Donald Trump on The Howard Stern Show - December 15, 2004

A lot of it's live, most of it's live, and it's a lot of live. You know last year it was two hours and I had 41 million people, so they figured intelligently. Let's go to three hours instead.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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I mean isn't that amazing? I mean like, Donald Trump was always very famous but --

Robin Quivers

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But you know people said why is Donald Trump famous?

Howard Stern

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Robin Quivers

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This is a rock star kind of thing.

Howard Stern

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But this is a -- this TV show has really captured the imagination of the people. And I don't know. It's weird that NBC now has back in an entire night on you.

Donald Trump

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Yeah, it's a bit amazing, actually and not only an entire night, I guess from what I learned in the last year you know, I know nothing about television until about 12 months ago.

Robin Quivers

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Now you know everything.

Donald Trump

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Now I know sort of like, if you ask me about the ratings I talk about demographics, I talk about things I never even heard of before. But you know not only is it is that the week it's their Thursday night which is their big night.

Robin Quivers

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[Inaudible] Was it's been amazing.

Donald Trump

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Robin Quivers

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That was a Monday night.

Howard Stern

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I was watching on the Barbara Walters special the 10 most amazing people or fascinating people.

Robin Quivers

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Or intriguing.

Howard Stern

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Intriguing people.

Donald Trump

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It was wild. Did Donald Trump on. And then, of course, they bring in Melania,

Howard Stern

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That was funny, man.

Donald Trump

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Well it was wild.

Howard Stern

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Robin Quivers

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Ah-huh.

Howard Stern

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They talk about marriage

Robin Quivers

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The Donald.

Donald Trump

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Nice. Didn't she look good on the show?

Howard Stern

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She looked amazing.

Donald Trump

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I want to tell you after watching that show I immediately started losing 15 pounds.

Howard Stern

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I mean let me tell you something, I was shocked to see that all the people you invite to your wedding, you didn't invite me.

Donald Trump

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What you don't know if you were invited yet, Howard.

Howard Stern

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Oh, really.

Robin Quivers

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I told you -- [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

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Because the invitations haven't even gone out the most part.

Howard Stern

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Oh, because in the press release it said you know this one's going that one's going this one's being invited.

Robin Quivers

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Oh, Really. I didnt know that.

Donald Trump

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Really I didn't. We didn't put out a press release somebody got a whole of a list. And they put you know like names on and hundreds of names and you know what I did. I'm building this incredible ballroom at Mar-a-Lago and it's one of the better things I've ever built. And, you know, the first thing is the marriage always. But it is a way of highlighting that Boehner.

Robin Quivers

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So it is going to be on TV?

Donald Trump

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No, with the television networks want it, you know simply for one reason, Robin. And you know the last wedding that was on television was Lady Di and Prince Charles. That didn't work out too well, right?

Howard Stern

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Well listen --

Donald Trump

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You said it was a disastrous marriage.

Robin Quivers

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Yes it was.

Donald Trump

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That was a total catastrophe.

Gary Dell'Abate

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Its all right.

Donald Trump

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Now everybody tells me you know the sort of interesting. Everybody tells me that you play my tape with A. J. As one of your five great moments in the history of the Howard Stern Show.

Howard Stern

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And that's true.

Donald Trump

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Do you consider it that?

Howard Stern

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People love that tape. They always call me, "Could I have an A. J. Tape?"

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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But get back to your wedding for a second.

Donald Trump

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I want to get off that chat.

Howard Stern

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Oh, you did? Well, you know, here's the thing, I like -- I thought for a second because I went to your last wedding.

Donald Trump

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You did. You really killed me in the last one.

Howard Stern

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I did and I said your marriage would last six months.

Donald Trump

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Not only that but you're wrong it lasted three years. But you know I think you know [Inaudible], you know the story when I turned on television. See most people go back and immediately make love.

Howard Stern

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When I went back to the suite with Marla I turned on the television to see the news reports.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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That you had already made love to her a million times.

Donald Trump

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It was like, by that time I should have known better, right?

Howard Stern

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Yeah, you didnt.

Donald Trump

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Just forgot that.

Howard Stern

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You didn't need a honeymoon [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

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Actually she was a very very nice person. Think what happened actually I found that out a little bit late.

Howard Stern

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You got to throw that in.

Gary Dell'Abate

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Very nice person.

Donald Trump

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What happened, I turned on the television and there's Howard, Robin. Every station had Howard, they didn't -- Everybody. I even heard your dear friend, O.J. Simpson, can you believe it a month before he killed his wife.

Howard Stern

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Right. You do -- [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

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A month before he absolutely killed his wife and without question, killed his wife. But there's Howard saying, "There wasn't a wet eye in the house."" [Inaudible] That killed me. You know what that was? And Marla was crying the whole evening. But Howard said

Robin Quivers

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Well, Howard came back and he said you know what. Nobody knew Donald at this wedding.

Howard Stern

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It was a room full of people who didn't know each other or Donald.

Robin Quivers

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Donald Trump

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Thats true so we had every celebrity in the United States but I didn't know any of them.

Howard Stern

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Oh, were saying there was a lot of like business guys who Donald does business with. But you know you know I mean there was a lot of like tourist type. I said this is crazy this is not an intimate moment

Robin Quivers

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Oh, you said they were high rollers from there from the casino.

Howard Stern

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There were.

Donald Trump

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You have to say though, you had a great time. I mean, you had the wedding at the back of your book.

Howard Stern

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Yeah. But there were a lot of high rollers from the casino and stuff and I said, "Wait a second

Donald Trump

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I don't think so.

Howard Stern

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I feel bad.

Donald Trump

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I mean. This one is different this one is being handled with great style. Actually, I'm just showing up. You know Melania is handling this wedding.

Robin Quivers

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And I'm just showing up.

Howard Stern

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Now, it was funny to me because I'm watching this special and Donald sit there talking about, you know, the reason he loves. But I got to play the clip. You ready? [Inaudible] Let me play, cause this is the best.

Robin Quivers

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I got to play you for you.

Donald Trump

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You got to do this.

Howard Stern

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I got to play this. You really -- I don't think you watch this one. You need to hear yourself because this is getting crazy. Listen to me.

Barbara Walters

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How do you know this one is the right one?

Donald Trump

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She understands me better than anybody has ever understood me.

Howard Stern

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Woah! [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

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Well, it is true out, Howard. It is true. But you know-

Howard Stern

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Is that really true?

Donald Trump

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Look, I've been with her almost now six years, I've been saying five, but almost six years and it's been the best six years. It's been the best years in the business for me. I've never done better in business I've never done better in anything, even the television show. I mean, I do this I do this television show and it turns out to be a monster. And you know it's just been an amazing time. [Inaudible]

Robin Quivers

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But, Donald, she's not a good luck charm.

Gary Dell'Abate

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How could you understand?

Donald Trump

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Well, there is something about, you know, the woman behind the man and the man behind the woman, I really believe that. Hey, I've known friends of mine who were with certain women and they were very successful, right?

Howard Stern

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Right. And then they ditched that woman for another one and they became failures. And I say, you know take a look at Andre Agassi. I love Andre Agassi. Right. He's with Brooke Shields who is a wonderful girl. He's with Brooke Shields. She joined in.

Donald Trump

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[Inaudible] number 293, right?

Howard Stern

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He meets Steffi Graf he goes to number one. Now tell me that the woman stuff didn't have something to do with that.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Alright, let's continue your conversation with Barbara Walters. Hold on.

Donald Trump

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She gives me my space. She knows when I come home it's in worse all the time.

Melania Trump

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I'm not the person who is nagging [Inaudible.

Howard Stern

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Now she's not.

Robin Quivers

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Not yet.

Howard Stern

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Donald.

Donald Trump

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Well, that is yet to be seen. We will see. I don't think so.

Howard Stern

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She doesn't nag you.

Donald Trump

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She's terrific, Howard. Well, you know, you know Melania.

Howard Stern

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Well, you know one thing I like about her is she does keep quiet. I like, you like to talk and you like to be the center of attention and she allows that.

Gary Dell'Abate

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Well she doesn't speak English.

Howard Stern

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Yes she does.

Donald Trump

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No, she speaks beautiful English actually.

Howard Stern

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Although, I'm worried about the accent thing.

Robin Quivers

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Very accented English.

Donald Trump

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I guess I'm into the Eastern European stuff, you know

Howard Stern

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You really are.

Donald Trump

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No, it always happen.

Robin Quivers

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Yes, you have.

Donald Trump

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I mean for some reason there's something about the European that does it for me.

Howard Stern

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I bet Ivana was quiet until you married her.

Donald Trump

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Yeah. That's true but that's scary.

Howard Stern

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Then she became a know it all.

Donald Trump

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That's a scary fact.

Howard Stern

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She's like, [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

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You know what I always love about you, Howard. You always stuck up. When they were killing me, when the press was killing -- You know I always said when you leave, you get killed. In other words, if you're the leaver Right. You always get killed.

Howard Stern

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Everyone's angry with the guy when he has to leave. Isn't it.

Donald Trump

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Now this -- this moron ex-governor we have Mario Cuomo.

Howard Stern

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His son not only got dumped by the wife but he goes out and says, I want him back, I want it back, please help me. You know, this next -- When you leave -- And everyone feel sorry for him. You know, that's one way of doing it but I don't choose to do it that way. But when you leave you get killed by the press, you know that.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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That's right.

Robin Quivers

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Wait a minute, Donald. Donald, you had them skiing together on separate mountains in Aspen.

Donald Trump

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Well, I thought I could -- I thought I could get away with that, you know. You haven't seen how big the mountains are in Aspen? Who would have believed like this to ants, two little ants, were on mountains this print mountain, Robin?

Howard Stern

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And you did.

Donald Trump

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Who would ever believe they get to see each other?

Howard Stern

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When people interview me about you all the time because they know I know. [Inaudible] You had your wife on one your mistress and the other for him.

Robin Quivers

00:08:13 - 00:08:17 (4 sec)

That is too funny! And he is skiing back and forth.

Donald Trump

00:08:17 - 00:08:57 (40 sec)

Well, you know it was a story I've never told about that mountain but it was sort of a horrible thing because I was up at this restaurant there must've been 2,000 people having lunch it was like about 12:30 and somehow I'm standing there putting on my skis and I'm with one or the other, I didn't know who, the other one comes over and they start screaming at each other, I love him, I love him, don't you understand, I love -- They're both screaming that I love him. And this big fat bald guy is standing next to me, the guy was like 325 pounds and I'm standing there mortified. Everybody is looking like a thousand people are watching these two women screaming at each other and this big fat guy is looking at me and he said, "Mr. Trump

Howard Stern

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Oh well, you're a smart guy. What made you think y-you could get away with that?

Donald Trump

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Well, mountains are very big, Howard.

Howard Stern

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[Inaudible] evidently.

Donald Trump

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You know they're very, very big and this day -- this was a tough day, Howard.

Howard Stern

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But when something like that happened-

Donald Trump

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This is not a day that you want to happen.

Howard Stern

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When something like that happens to you, right?

Donald Trump

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Do you then go like-like all of sudden.

Howard Stern

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Robin Quivers

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Where do you go? Yeah.

Howard Stern

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The two of them are staring at you. Who do you go often?

Donald Trump

00:09:30 - 00:09:35 (5 sec)

They weren't staring, Howard, they were screaming at each other.

Howard Stern

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But then when the screaming is over, do you go back with your wife or do you go back with your girlfriend?

Donald Trump

00:09:40 - 00:09:42 (1 sec)

Well that was a tough decision.

Howard Stern

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Because you know there's no future with the wife. So you might as well be [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

00:09:45 - 00:09:49 (4 sec)

Well, it was tough -- Let's put it this way, it was a very tough day in Trump land.

Howard Stern

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What did you do? Tell us.

Donald Trump

00:09:51 - 00:09:55 (4 sec)

I actually, sort of, went with some friends and I'm not a drinker.

Howard Stern

00:09:55 - 00:09:56 (0 sec)

I don't believe in drinking but that was the closest I ever came to having a drink.

Donald Trump

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Gary Dell'Abate

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Once you do your part you pick up another broad down at the lawn.

Donald Trump

00:10:02 - 00:10:07 (5 sec)

Well, that's the best way, you know. Somebody said what you're to do now is go for the good looking one over in the corner.

Gary Dell'Abate

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And you've been absolutely faithful to Melania for four five and a half years.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

00:10:12 - 00:10:13 (1 sec)

Of course.

Howard Stern

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Wow. [Inaudible]. Of course.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:10:16 - 00:10:20 (4 sec)

Evidently the mountain was big enough for Melania. [Inaudible].

Howard Stern

00:10:20 - 00:10:27 (7 sec)

Do you -- when something like that happens you immediately send him expensive gifts so you just don't even like do you -- or do you get mad at them. That's a cool move.

Donald Trump

00:10:27 - 00:10:28 (1 sec)

Well, you know what happened? [Inaudible].

Howard Stern

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How dare you embarrass me. Yes.

Donald Trump

00:10:28 - 00:10:43 (15 sec)

How dare you embarrass me on the mountain like this, in front of so many people. What I didn't know is we had all the paparazzi up there because somehow they knew about it. Now, what the hell -- I think I was the only one that didn't know that these two were on the mountain. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:10:43 - 00:10:46 (3 sec)

I bet eventually you trade her in for Lindsay Lohan this Melania.

Donald Trump

00:10:46 - 00:10:48 (2 sec)

What do you think of Lindsay Lohan, Howard?

Howard Stern

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I think she's hot.

Donald Trump

00:10:49 - 00:10:50 (1 sec)

There's something there, right?

Howard Stern

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But you have to like freckles. I've seen a -- you know a close-up of her chest.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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And a lot of freckles. Are you into Freckles?

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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I'm not into freckles, but you know the red hair thing I like. I like her I like her on the cover of Entertainment Women.

Donald Trump

00:11:04 - 00:11:06 (2 sec)

Because there's something cool about her.

Howard Stern

00:11:06 - 00:11:08 (2 sec)

A little Ann Margaret thing going.

Donald Trump

00:11:08 - 00:11:13 (5 sec)

Her name is very cool too. It's a great name. You know, I'll tell you what, Leonardo DiCaprio.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

00:11:13 - 00:11:14 (1 sec)

Okay.

Howard Stern

00:11:14 - 00:11:15 (1 sec)

Okay. He was born with one of the greatest names. You need a name Lindsay Lohan is sort of a good name.

Donald Trump

00:11:15 - 00:11:16 (1 sec)

Call him Bill Smith.

Howard Stern

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Go ahead.

Donald Trump

00:11:17 - 00:11:18 (1 sec)

Is he a movie star?

Howard Stern

00:11:18 - 00:11:19 (1 sec)

Absolutely not.

Donald Trump

00:11:19 - 00:11:24 (5 sec)

Howard Stern

00:11:24 - 00:11:24 (1 sec)

Now, does the father wreck. Does that bother you a little bit?

Donald Trump

00:11:24 - 00:11:28 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:11:28 - 00:11:31 (3 sec)

Well, I'm just thinking Howard Stern, boy, I beat the odds with that name.

Robin Quivers

00:11:31 - 00:11:32 (1 sec)

Yeah, but Howa --

Donald Trump

00:11:32 - 00:11:33 (1 sec)

Although, you did beat the odds.

Howard Stern

00:11:33 - 00:11:33 (0 sec)

You really beat the odds.

Donald Trump

00:11:33 - 00:11:35 (1 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:11:35 - 00:11:38 (3 sec)

Howard feels that the father being a wreck is a good thing.

Howard Stern

00:11:38 - 00:11:42 (4 sec)

Yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah, because first of all, if the father is a rock like the way he is, D

Donald Trump

00:11:42 - 00:11:43 (1 sec)

You imagine the sex with this troubled teen?

Howard Stern

00:11:43 - 00:11:45 (2 sec)

Donald Trump

00:11:45 - 00:11:48 (3 sec)

Yeah, you're probably right. She's probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed.

Howard Stern

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Back in the day when-

Donald Trump

00:11:49 - 00:11:51 (2 sec)

How come the deeply troubled women

Howard Stern

00:11:51 - 00:11:51 (1 sec)

You know, deeply, deeply troubled, they're always the best in bed.

Donald Trump

00:11:51 - 00:11:54 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:11:54 - 00:12:12 (18 sec)

Because they're looking for love, they're looking for positive affirmation. They're looking for a father figure who will love them and tell them they're wonderful and they'll never be enough, no matter how many times you tell them they're beautiful, no matter how many times you tell them you love them. They want to suck it up more. They would drain you like a vampire into your head caved in if they could get more love.

Donald Trump

00:12:12 - 00:12:23 (11 sec)

Well, I have a friend Howard, who's actually like a great playboy. I mean, he really is. You know, I don't say this about men, this guy does very well.

Howard Stern

00:12:23 - 00:12:25 (2 sec)

What is the guy's name?

Donald Trump

00:12:25 - 00:12:29 (3 sec)

He only -- I can't tell you. He-he's you know very.

Howard Stern

00:12:29 - 00:12:30 (1 sec)

He's married?

Donald Trump

00:12:30 - 00:12:33 (3 sec)

He runs silent, run deep [Inaudible] like a submarine.

Howard Stern

00:12:33 - 00:12:33 (1 sec)

And Howard, he will only look for a crazy woman. He says, "Donald

Donald Trump

00:12:33 - 00:12:37 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:12:37 - 00:12:39 (2 sec)

I think -- What is this guy all about? But if at some reason what I said is true, I mean, it is just unbelievable.

Donald Trump

00:12:39 - 00:12:40 (2 sec)

Okay.

Howard Stern

00:12:40 - 00:12:41 (1 sec)

The desperate.

Donald Trump

00:12:41 - 00:12:49 (8 sec)

Gary Dell'Abate

00:12:49 - 00:12:52 (3 sec)

I could tell from the -- [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

00:12:52 - 00:12:59 (6 sec)

You will not be with them for the long term, but for the short term, here's nothing like it.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:12:59 - 00:13:02 (3 sec)

I could tell it from impression who it is Roberto Duran.

Donald Trump

00:13:02 - 00:13:12 (10 sec)

Yes. That's very good. And he was good on my show, I tell you what, that's various club, that already was the star, Howard

Howard Stern

00:13:12 - 00:13:14 (2 sec)

Yep. He was the star.

Donald Trump

00:13:14 - 00:13:16 (2 sec)

That crazy guy was the star.

Howard Stern

00:13:16 - 00:13:20 (4 sec)

I tell you who is looking good and I hate to say this to you.

Donald Trump

00:13:20 - 00:13:20 (0 sec)

Who?

Howard Stern

00:13:20 - 00:13:27 (7 sec)

I knew -- You know, I always thought your daughter was hot but I saw some recent pictures, mad on.

Donald Trump

00:13:27 - 00:13:39 (11 sec)

You know that Ivanka was always the most beautiful of all the girls and she was always the smartest. I mean she was, you know, like this great A-student at the Wharton School of Finance which is the best business school in the world.

Howard Stern

00:13:39 - 00:13:40 (1 sec)

And I should have done her.

Donald Trump

00:13:40 - 00:13:43 (3 sec)

And she only went -- [Inaudible] That would've make me feel great.

Howard Stern

00:13:43 - 00:13:44 (1 sec)

I should have done it.

Donald Trump

00:13:44 - 00:13:48 (4 sec)

You know, that would have made me feel great if she came home and said, "I'm in love with Howard Stern."

Howard Stern

00:13:48 - 00:13:49 (1 sec)

Oh, my goo-.

Robin Quivers

00:13:49 - 00:13:50 (1 sec)

There's still time, Howard.

Howard Stern

00:13:50 - 00:14:03 (12 sec)

You know what, it's true. You have no idea what that does to a paren't. When I met my girlfriend she called her mother the next day and said, "I've met the most wonderful man."" She tells me this

Robin Quivers

00:14:03 - 00:14:04 (2 sec)

Colin Farrell.

Howard Stern

00:14:04 - 00:14:12 (7 sec)

The Colin Farrell. She goes, "Howard Stern."" [Inaudible] Mother hung up on her. Didn't talk to her for three days. [Inaudible]."

Donald Trump

00:14:12 - 00:14:16 (4 sec)

I got to know Beth, and Beth is you've got a winner. How is she doing? All right?

Howard Stern

00:14:16 - 00:14:17 (1 sec)

She's doing great.

Donald Trump

00:14:17 - 00:14:18 (1 sec)

That's good.

Howard Stern

00:14:18 - 00:14:20 (2 sec)

And -- and -- and you met Melania's parents?

Donald Trump

00:14:20 - 00:14:23 (3 sec)

I met Melania's his parents. Did they hang up the phone or they were happy?

Howard Stern

00:14:23 - 00:14:27 (4 sec)

But you know her father wasn't feeling that well for a little while.

Donald Trump

00:14:27 - 00:14:31 (3 sec)

And I said well, what's wrong? And she looks -- she says, "Well

Howard Stern

00:14:31 - 00:14:34 (4 sec)

And you Melania is still making love as often I mean -- I mean this marriage thing concerns me.

Donald Trump

00:14:34 - 00:14:42 (7 sec)

No, no. Absolutely. Absolutely. There's no question. How come I always get myself in trouble on this show, Robin? [Inaudible]

Robin Quivers

00:14:42 - 00:14:42 (1 sec)

What is wrong with you.

Howard Stern

00:14:42 - 00:14:51 (8 sec)

Be honest. You know that once you get married you lose interest. I know that about you. And -- and I don't know how many times -- Like when you fir-.

Donald Trump

00:14:51 - 00:15:01 (11 sec)

Well, I don't know I love the marriage. I mean, marriage is like really great. I just like it. I think it's good. I don't know if it's security or whatever it is, but -- But what? I think it's good. If it works. I mean if it doesn't work it's a total catastrophe. It usually doesn't work.

Howard Stern

00:15:01 - 00:15:07 (6 sec)

But here's the thing. When you first met Melania you were probably making love to her at least once a day, at least.

Donald Trump

00:15:07 - 00:15:08 (1 sec)

Probably right.

Howard Stern

00:15:08 - 00:15:16 (8 sec)

That's right. And now, I would guess I don't know for sure. I'm going to say you down to two times a week if that. [Inaudible.

Donald Trump

00:15:16 - 00:15:17 (1 sec)

Oh, Howard.

Howard Stern

00:15:17 - 00:15:20 (4 sec)

And I'm going to tell you something, I've been thinking about this.

Robin Quivers

00:15:20 - 00:15:22 (2 sec)

You've been thinking about it.

Howard Stern

00:15:22 - 00:15:33 (11 sec)

Yes, for him. Because he's getting married, as the sex life diminishes, a guy starts to go, you know it's okay because I'm satisfied, and I can concentrate on work and you start to rationalize, and then it happens.

Robin Quivers

00:15:33 - 00:15:34 (1 sec)

What?

Howard Stern

00:15:34 - 00:15:39 (5 sec)

You want that heat, you want that sexiness, you want that every night hot of air.

Robin Quivers

00:15:39 - 00:15:46 (7 sec)

Let me ask Donald something because this is something I've heard that happens, once you get engaged the sex heats up again.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:15:46 - 00:15:46 (0 sec)

Oh, yeah?

Howard Stern

00:15:46 - 00:15:47 (1 sec)

Did that happen?

Donald Trump

00:15:47 - 00:15:48 (1 sec)

I -- I don't know.

Howard Stern

00:15:48 - 00:15:49 (1 sec)

How don't you know? [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:15:49 - 00:15:58 (8 sec)

But you know I'll tell you, Howard, what I will say is this [Inaudible] when you go on television like for instance, I had this guy Mark Cuban on and he failed.

Robin Quivers

00:15:58 - 00:15:58 (0 sec)

Okay. So I don't know -- I don't -- I don't imagi --

Donald Trump

00:15:58 - 00:16:02 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:16:02 - 00:16:04 (2 sec)

So he did horribly.

Donald Trump

00:16:04 - 00:16:06 (1 sec)

Oh, he fell terribly.

Howard Stern

00:16:06 - 00:16:06 (0 sec)

Terribly.

Donald Trump

00:16:06 - 00:16:07 (1 sec)

He had, you know what he drew?

Howard Stern

00:16:07 - 00:16:09 (2 sec)

An embarrassing failure.

Donald Trump

00:16:09 - 00:16:11 (2 sec)

Yeah, he drew flies.

Howard Stern

00:16:11 - 00:16:11 (0 sec)

Then you had Branson, then Branson go on this idiot from England.

Donald Trump

00:16:11 - 00:16:14 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:16:14 - 00:16:16 (2 sec)

No personalities.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:16:16 - 00:16:18 (2 sec)

Branson might have go-. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:16:18 - 00:16:29 (12 sec)

You know he's got it at the worst. I mean, the guy was the worst. And he goes on and they all want to be like the imitations, right? The clones. So they go on, they fail. Now, as you know my show is number one in every single major category.

Howard Stern

00:16:29 - 00:16:30 (0 sec)

That's right.

Donald Trump

00:16:30 - 00:16:37 (8 sec)

The hottest show on television. So, as Harvey -- You know I-I have so many different friends, but movie people. The people from Miramax and they all say, "Donald

Howard Stern

00:16:37 - 00:16:38 (0 sec)

So I said, "Excuse me."" You know I'm negotiating a concrete contract with somebody

Donald Trump

00:16:38 - 00:16:42 (5 sec)

Howard Stern

00:16:42 - 00:16:43 (0 sec)

And I'm hearing one case of a star. The other case of dealing with this, like mob influence concrete company. So you know, I like the star stuff better. No actually, I feel like the real estate stuff better, but that's okay.

Donald Trump

00:16:43 - 00:16:55 (12 sec)

Howard Stern

00:16:55 - 00:16:57 (2 sec)

Wait a second, what -- [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:16:57 - 00:16:57 (0 sec)

Howard.

Howard Stern

00:16:57 - 00:16:58 (0 sec)

So what happens is, but you know whether we like it or not. You have to have a show and you are the star of the show. You're a star I guess, right?

Donald Trump

00:16:58 - 00:17:03 (6 sec)

Howard Stern

00:17:03 - 00:17:04 (0 sec)

So women come up, the most beautiful women you've ever seen.

Donald Trump

00:17:04 - 00:17:07 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:17:07 - 00:17:07 (1 sec)

Now the good news I own the Miss Universe pageant, so I get used to a good looking women. But the most beautiful women -- I go out to do Jay Leno Show.

Donald Trump

00:17:07 - 00:17:14 (7 sec)

Howard Stern

00:17:14 - 00:17:15 (1 sec)

And women come up to me, gorgeous actresses well-known actresses, and they look at me and they say, "I had no idea how handsome you were

Donald Trump

00:17:15 - 00:17:23 (8 sec)

Howard Stern

00:17:23 - 00:17:24 (1 sec)

They want you.

Donald Trump

00:17:24 - 00:17:29 (5 sec)

And then you know they're full of crap when they say and your hair is absolutely beautiful.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:17:29 - 00:17:30 (1 sec)

There you go

Donald Trump

00:17:30 - 00:17:33 (3 sec)

Okay. See, when they start to-

Robin Quivers

00:17:33 - 00:17:37 (4 sec)

Hey, take it easy there, Donald. We're not at that other place yet.

Donald Trump

00:17:37 - 00:17:38 (1 sec)

That's right. That's right.

Howard Stern

00:17:38 - 00:17:39 (0 sec)

So what happens is I go -- I go through this, and I have hundreds and hundreds of people coming up to me, and I've really been a good boy. I have to be honest with you, Howard.

Donald Trump

00:17:39 - 00:17:47 (8 sec)

Howard Stern

00:17:47 - 00:17:59 (12 sec)

Now let me ask you this. When that happens to you and the chick comes on to you, which -- which happens you reported to Melania? Because I know that if you do, it gets him hot again.

Robin Quivers

00:17:59 - 00:18:01 (2 sec)

It keeps her excited. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:18:01 - 00:18:14 (13 sec)

I really don't. I really don't. And you know what happens. And this of course has never happened to me, but 100 come on to you, right? And you turned them all down. Then the 100th first comes on to you and you say, "Okay

Howard Stern

00:18:14 - 00:18:16 (1 sec)

And then you're going to divorce.

Donald Trump

00:18:16 - 00:18:18 (2 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:18:18 - 00:18:19 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:18:19 - 00:18:20 (0 sec)

In other words, you're a good boy for 100

Donald Trump

00:18:20 - 00:18:23 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:18:23 - 00:18:23 (1 sec)

And then the chemicals kick in. You know the wrong chemicals, those crazy chemicals we go through walls, right?

Donald Trump

00:18:23 - 00:18:29 (6 sec)

Howard Stern

00:18:29 - 00:18:30 (0 sec)

Were you go through a building.

Donald Trump

00:18:30 - 00:18:31 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:18:31 - 00:18:32 (1 sec)

Well you do things that are like, inappropriate, like you know skiing on mountains with two different women.

Donald Trump

00:18:32 - 00:18:35 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:18:35 - 00:18:36 (1 sec)

Right. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:18:36 - 00:18:49 (13 sec)

Okay. So those chemicals kick in again. Absolutely no control over and your bad. And what happens you break up or you can get a divorce with somebody, so you know it's a tough situation. [Inaudible] I've been very good how I really behave myself.

Howard Stern

00:18:49 - 00:18:50 (1 sec)

No kidding.

Donald Trump

00:18:50 - 00:18:51 (1 sec)

Not easy.

Robin Quivers

00:18:51 - 00:18:53 (2 sec)

But you know you become more tempting the more you're locked up.

Donald Trump

00:18:53 - 00:19:03 (10 sec)

Well maybe. I mean you know, there are those that say that you're more attractive after you get married.

Robin Quivers

00:19:03 - 00:19:04 (2 sec)

That's what I'm saying. One you -- [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:19:04 - 00:19:07 (3 sec)

So what are you down to?Is she down to two times a week now?

Donald Trump

00:19:07 - 00:19:10 (3 sec)

I don't want to say, but it's very good. But here's the thing-

Howard Stern

00:19:10 - 00:19:11 (1 sec)

Very good. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:19:11 - 00:19:17 (6 sec)

Robin. Robin's saying is right. There- There are women that find you more attractive when you're married.

Robin Quivers

00:19:17 - 00:19:17 (1 sec)

That's a whole sexual deal that who knows what the hell that's about.

Howard Stern

00:19:17 - 00:19:18 (1 sec)

That's true.

Donald Trump

00:19:18 - 00:19:21 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:19:21 - 00:19:23 (2 sec)

What if Melania gets fat, would you divorce her?

Donald Trump

00:19:23 - 00:19:26 (3 sec)

Absolutely not. No, she can get fat, I like a woman that's a little chubby.

Howard Stern

00:19:26 - 00:19:27 (1 sec)

No, you don't.

Donald Trump

00:19:27 - 00:19:28 (0 sec)

I do.

Howard Stern

00:19:28 - 00:19:28 (1 sec)

That's not true.

Donald Trump

00:19:28 - 00:19:34 (5 sec)

No, I don't like skinny skinny stuff. I like, you know, like if she gained 10 or 15 pounds I'd love it.

Howard Stern

00:19:34 - 00:19:39 (5 sec)

Alright, If Melania got in a car accident, lost her hand. Would you stay married to her?

Robin Quivers

00:19:39 - 00:19:40 (1 sec)

I got a bad one.

Howard Stern

00:19:40 - 00:19:42 (3 sec)

Would you stay married to her.

Donald Trump

00:19:42 - 00:19:43 (1 sec)

Absolutely, Howard.

Robin Quivers

00:19:43 - 00:19:48 (5 sec)

That dioxin guy over the U. K. If she got a hold of some dioxin and her face blew up like that.

Donald Trump

00:19:48 - 00:19:55 (7 sec)

But I don't know what will happened to that guy. [Inaudible] You know, I was looking at him. Like a year ago. He was sort of a good looking guy, right?

Howard Stern

00:19:55 - 00:19:56 (1 sec)

And then I turned on the television. [Inaudible] I see him, I said wow he's got a problem.

Donald Trump

00:19:56 - 00:20:00 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:20:00 - 00:20:00 (0 sec)

Yeah, he does.

Donald Trump

00:20:00 - 00:20:11 (11 sec)

Of course, they tried to poison him. You know they don't play games over there, Howard. We think of them like, you know we think politics is rough, because somebody raises their voice over there, they get it. That's right.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:20:11 - 00:20:12 (1 sec)

They poison the guy.

Donald Trump

00:20:12 - 00:20:15 (3 sec)

So over there you get in your airplane and you don't know whether or not you ever landing.

Howard Stern

00:20:15 - 00:20:27 (12 sec)

Damn right. Donald Trump. Watch the three-hour season finale of The Apprentice tomorrow night at 8 o'clock on NBC. My daughter called me she goes, "I got to see it. I want to be in the audience for that."" She never asked me for anything. And I said

Robin Quivers

00:20:27 - 00:20:28 (1 sec)

Which one.

Howard Stern

00:20:28 - 00:20:29 (1 sec)

The -- Emily.

Donald Trump

00:20:29 - 00:21:08 (39 sec)

Is your daughter going to be at -- in the audience? Yeah. You know it's going to be at Lincoln Center this year. Last year we had in the studios of Saturday Night Live, and they had like 400 seats and the tickets were gone for $10,000 a piece. Wow. They were being scalped to 10,000. So this year we went to Lincoln Center and it's true, you can't get a ticket. I've got everybody calling me drive me crazy trying to get a ticket, it's at Lincoln Center and actually next year we'll probably going to [Inaudible]. Y-you won't believe this, the next season. They're thinking about Radio City Music Hall for the fina. Where Lincoln Center, and the tickets are the hottest tickets in the country, you can't get a ticket. Now if your daughter doesn't have a ticket you have to let me know. But she's got a ticket?

Howard Stern

00:21:08 - 00:21:10 (3 sec)

She's got a ticket. I had a bag [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

00:21:10 - 00:21:15 (5 sec)

So why don't you and Robin go tonight. Tomorrow night. Why don't you bring Beth?

Howard Stern

00:21:15 - 00:21:17 (2 sec)

Because, I-I'm because I've got to work.

Donald Trump

00:21:17 - 00:21:23 (6 sec)

So what, Howard? What [Inaudible] You get so much money now? [Inaudible] Because this deal is unbelievable.

Howard Stern

00:21:23 - 00:21:25 (1 sec)

I could slide back.

Donald Trump

00:21:25 - 00:21:37 (13 sec)

Hey, Robin, I'm thinking about going into the radio business. This new deal is unbelievable. You know there was a story I said at you the next Howard Stern the Donald Trump is the next Howard Stern.

Howard Stern

00:21:37 - 00:21:40 (2 sec)

I couldn't even compete. Joan you're on the air.

Joan (Caller)

00:21:40 - 00:21:42 (2 sec)

Hi, good morning, Donald.

Donald Trump

00:21:42 - 00:21:42 (1 sec)

Hello, Joan.

Joan (Caller)

00:21:42 - 00:21:46 (4 sec)

Listen, I want to be refreshing and honest your hair is disgusting [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

00:21:46 - 00:21:49 (3 sec)

What is it. It's disgustingly what?

Howard Stern

00:21:49 - 00:21:52 (3 sec)

Well, she doesn't- She doesn't find you attractive.

Joan (Caller)

00:21:52 - 00:21:55 (3 sec)

Yeah, but I do find his bank account very attractive. Which you like to do me Donald?

Howard Stern

00:21:55 - 00:21:56 (1 sec)

Oh, it's a man.

Donald Trump

00:21:56 - 00:21:57 (2 sec)

Oh, man.

Howard Stern

00:21:57 - 00:21:58 (1 sec)

Oh man.

Donald Trump

00:21:58 - 00:22:00 (2 sec)

It could only happen on your show. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:22:00 - 00:22:02 (2 sec)

I know. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:22:02 - 00:22:05 (3 sec)

Now that really does grosses me out. [Inaudible] Uh, that's gross.

Robin Quivers

00:22:05 - 00:22:07 (1 sec)

There. He's not going there.

Howard Stern

00:22:07 - 00:22:07 (0 sec)

There are couple of things that I want to ask Donald about. [Inaudible] I know you're going to say, of course you took the free wedding band. But --

Donald Trump

00:22:07 - 00:22:08 (1 sec)

No. No.

Robin Quivers

00:22:08 - 00:22:16 (8 sec)

Donald Trump

00:22:16 - 00:22:25 (10 sec)

Look, I got more heat over this. I have all these diamond companies that come to me. You know all the best ones. And they throw diamonds in my face like I'm a dog.

Howard Stern

00:22:25 - 00:22:26 (0 sec)

They throw them in my face. Millions of dollars. Diamonds, diamonds all in my face. Guess what? I'm a good businessman. I take up. And then I get killed in the press with taking the diamonds. Who the hell would -- They throw millions of dollars worth of diamonds. In fact I'm, thinking about giving Melania a 10 different rings. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:22:26 - 00:22:41 (16 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:22:41 - 00:22:43 (2 sec)

But it's like they're marrying her, not you.

Donald Trump

00:22:43 - 00:22:45 (2 sec)

It's very unfair.

Howard Stern

00:22:45 - 00:22:48 (3 sec)

So in other words, they say to you, take the ring for free because it will be publicized

Donald Trump

00:22:48 - 00:22:49 (1 sec)

They just want the publicity.

Howard Stern

00:22:49 - 00:22:53 (4 sec)

I see so who-whose ring did you end up going?

Donald Trump

00:22:53 - 00:22:56 (3 sec)

I don't know which depending on which one I'm getting after the karat.

Howard Stern

00:22:56 - 00:22:57 (2 sec)

You're thinking about it.

Donald Trump

00:22:57 - 00:23:00 (2 sec)

No, I'm negotiating for the most expensive one. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:23:00 - 00:23:03 (3 sec)

And your point is that, anyone who was offered a free diamond would take it.

Donald Trump

00:23:03 - 00:23:03 (1 sec)

Why not.

Robin Quivers

00:23:03 - 00:23:05 (2 sec)

But you don't make that your wedding band.

Donald Trump

00:23:05 - 00:23:13 (8 sec)

No but-but-but Robin but they can't take. I want to pay and they won't let me. Please this is a token of our affection.

Howard Stern

00:23:13 - 00:23:17 (4 sec)

Well, listen. Good luck with the three-hour season finale, not like you need it. Everyone's going to be tuned in.

Donald Trump

00:23:17 - 00:23:18 (1 sec)

Well, thank you, Howard.

Howard Stern

00:23:18 - 00:23:23 (5 sec)

The Apprentice is tomorrow night at 8 o'clock on NBC. And I'll be waiting for my invitation. Where is the wedding going to be done? At Mar-a-Lago?

Donald Trump

00:23:23 - 00:23:27 (4 sec)

It'll be in Florida in Palm Beach at Mar-a-Lago and it'll be terrific.

Howard Stern

00:23:27 - 00:23:29 (2 sec)

And then when I go, what do I do? You put me up there-

Donald Trump

00:23:29 - 00:23:31 (3 sec)

I don't know, will work that out. That's not going to be tough.

Howard Stern

00:23:31 - 00:23:34 (2 sec)

Where am I going to -- where am I going to stay in, at Mar-a-Lago?

Donald Trump

00:23:34 - 00:23:38 (4 sec)

You'll stay at Mar-a-Lago. You'll stay anywhere you want but just at the best place to stay in Florida at the Mar-a-Lago club.

Howard Stern

00:23:38 - 00:23:41 (3 sec)

Does Robin have a shot of being invited to your wedding?

Robin Quivers

00:23:41 - 00:23:44 (3 sec)

I was gonna say, I really want to be there. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:23:44 - 00:23:47 (3 sec)

Would you actually go all the way to Florida Robin?

Robin Quivers

00:23:47 - 00:23:48 (1 sec)

Absolutely. I'm more likely than Howard

Donald Trump

00:23:48 - 00:24:02 (14 sec)

You know the one thing about this wedding, Howard. I've got more people calling me about this wedding and so I haven't heard of for like 10 years. Celebrities saying one of them called up, a big celebrity. Donald, no I didn't you know even think about inviting. Very big. He said, I'm providing the chef for the wedding.

Howard Stern

00:24:02 - 00:24:03 (0 sec)

Wow.

Donald Trump

00:24:03 - 00:24:17 (15 sec)

And I say, "What?"" I want to give you the greatest pastry chef in America. I'm providing him for the wedding. Now I'm saying to myself he's providing me with a chef and I'm -- I'm not even inviting the guy to the wedding

Howard Stern

00:24:17 - 00:24:17 (0 sec)

Now, how many people you think are going to be there?

Robin Quivers

00:24:17 - 00:24:22 (5 sec)

Donald Trump

00:24:22 - 00:24:26 (3 sec)

Well, I wanted to keep it down to 400.

Howard Stern

00:24:26 - 00:24:28 (2 sec)

It's going to be a zoo.

Donald Trump

00:24:28 - 00:24:39 (12 sec)

But it's going to be a mad house. And you know they all -- You know this, Howard. The networks all want it to be live.

Robin Quivers

00:24:39 - 00:24:40 (1 sec)

I'm thinking about it, why not?

Howard Stern

00:24:40 - 00:24:43 (2 sec)

So why don't you do it?

Donald Trump

00:24:43 - 00:24:45 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:24:45 - 00:24:51 (6 sec)

I mean, I don't think I would go if it's on TV.

Robin Quivers

00:24:51 - 00:24:51 (0 sec)

Really?

Donald Trump

00:24:51 - 00:24:55 (3 sec)

Why? Because you're so shy.

Howard Stern

00:24:55 - 00:24:59 (5 sec)

Well, I mean, I don't want to be a part of it. I mean I feel like a jerk. [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

00:24:59 - 00:25:04 (5 sec)

I don't like it, you know, cheapens the wedding. [Inaudible].

Howard Stern

00:25:04 - 00:25:06 (2 sec)

You wouldn't want that.

Donald Trump

00:25:06 - 00:25:08 (2 sec)

No. It does though, Howard.

Howard Stern

00:25:08 - 00:25:11 (4 sec)

It does. I'm telling you I think it's some -- something's got to be private.

Robin Quivers

00:25:11 - 00:25:14 (3 sec)

That's what I'm saying, this should be a personal thing.

Donald Trump

00:25:14 - 00:25:29 (15 sec)

I'd like it -- I tell you what, I thought the most beautiful wedding, seriously, was Lady Di walking down the deal and here's Prince Charles walking into this incredible cathedral, because you know say what you want about the English nobody does pomp and circumstance like the English, no body.

Howard Stern

00:25:29 - 00:25:30 (1 sec)

Where's Melania now?

Donald Trump

00:25:30 - 00:25:31 (1 sec)

She is in bed.

Howard Stern

00:25:31 - 00:25:32 (1 sec)

Wearing what?

Donald Trump

00:25:32 - 00:25:33 (1 sec)

Very little.

Howard Stern

00:25:33 - 00:25:34 (1 sec)

Wow huh.

Donald Trump

00:25:34 - 00:25:38 (5 sec)

Yeah, very little. But Lady Di -- Howard -- Lady Di -- [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:25:38 - 00:25:49 (10 sec)

She must be good in bed. like I don't even know if she's going to marry you. I mean you could have any checks so she must be doing tricks. God knows what she's doing.

Robin Quivers

00:25:49 - 00:25:49 (1 sec)

Yeah. What is she doing?

Donald Trump

00:25:49 - 00:25:51 (2 sec)

Well, she is good and she's a good girl.

Howard Stern

00:25:51 - 00:25:54 (2 sec)

Favorite position with Melania then I'll let you go.

Donald Trump

00:25:54 - 00:25:55 (1 sec)

Favorite position?

Howard Stern

00:25:55 - 00:25:55 (1 sec)

Normal. I'm a very normal guy.

Donald Trump

00:25:55 - 00:25:59 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:25:59 - 00:26:00 (1 sec)

Normal. All right. There you go.

Donald Trump

00:26:00 - 00:26:03 (3 sec)

You know I'm not into the kinky stuff. I'm like a really straight normal guy.

Howard Stern

00:26:03 - 00:26:04 (2 sec)

And you never tie her up.

Donald Trump

00:26:04 - 00:26:15 (11 sec)

No. I'm not into that stuff. I'm not into, you know, being a brain. I have friends you know Donald it was so incredible. I eat her, I pound her, I'm saying you know what kind of an animal is this.

Robin Quivers

00:26:15 - 00:26:16 (1 sec)

You're not choking her?

Donald Trump

00:26:16 - 00:26:18 (2 sec)

I'm not I'm not into beating people up.

Howard Stern

00:26:18 - 00:26:19 (1 sec)

You never pull her hair?

Donald Trump

00:26:19 - 00:26:20 (1 sec)

I don't pull her hair.

Robin Quivers

00:26:20 - 00:26:21 (1 sec)

You don't choke her?

Donald Trump

00:26:21 - 00:26:22 (1 sec)

No. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:26:22 - 00:26:23 (2 sec)

Have you ever spanked her?

Donald Trump

00:26:23 - 00:26:24 (1 sec)

I'm not into jokin'.

Howard Stern

00:26:24 - 00:26:25 (1 sec)

Have you ever spank her?

Donald Trump

00:26:25 - 00:26:27 (2 sec)

Well, if I did it's very likely.

Howard Stern

00:26:27 - 00:26:28 (1 sec)

All right. All right.

Donald Trump

00:26:28 - 00:26:29 (1 sec)

That's not my thing.

Howard Stern

00:26:29 - 00:26:34 (6 sec)

Hey, Donald Trump. Watch the three-hour season finale of The Apprentice tomorrow night 8 o'clock on NBC. Don't miss it.

Donald Trump

00:26:34 - 00:26:36 (2 sec)

Thanks a lot, Howard. Thanks, Robin.

Robin Quivers

00:26:36 - 00:26:37 (1 sec)

Bye

Donald Trump

00:26:37 - 00:26:37 (0 sec)

Bye.

Howard Stern

00:26:37 - 00:26:38 (1 sec)

Thank you Mr. Trump.

Donald Trump

00:26:38 - 00:26:39 (1 sec)

Thank you, Howard.

Howard Stern

00:26:39 - 00:26:39 (1 sec)