Interview: Donald Trump on The Howard Stern Show - December 7, 2005

Donald Trump

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Maybe it's the suit. You look thin to me.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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Well, that's good. I have a good suit plus it [Inaudible] Trump [Inaudible].

Robin Quivers

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Is there a Donald Trump suit line?

Howard Stern

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There is actually at Macy's, and it's suits and shirts and ties.

Donald Trump

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Is there anything you won't put your name on?

Howard Stern

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Yeah, let's go that way.

Donald Trump

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I'm not --

Howard Stern

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You will not give coffee mugs or anything like that Donald Trump Card from [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

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But the suits are selling amazingly and --

Howard Stern

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They are.

Donald Trump

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And it does make you look very thin. I actually am probably heavier since the last time I was on the show.

Howard Stern

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You got very angry with the -- It was Forbes or New York Times or somebody came out an hour ago and said you were like worth $200,000 or something. I mean it's something ridiculous like that. That pisses you and does that piss you off the most?

Donald Trump

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No. No. Well, there's a writer who wrote a book. I recently wrote a book and it's, it's a failed book. It did very poorly and he's a poor writer --

Howard Stern

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Unauthorized biography.

Donald Trump

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And in order, in order to get publicity for the book, he tried anyway but it didn't work. He said he thought I might be worth $250,000,000 --

Howard Stern

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Oh, that's it.

Donald Trump

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And then For -- and he attacked Forbes because Forbes said I was worth 2.7 billion. So then Forbes came in and re-evaluated, and they said, they made a mistake. Actually, I'm worth more than 2.7 million.

Howard Stern

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So you all --

Donald Trump

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2.7 billion --

Howard Stern

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You were willing to open up the books to your personal wealth.

Donald Trump

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Well, I did because it was such an attack. You know, like if you get attacked on radio. Well, I opened up the books to Forbes and I showed them what it is.

Howard Stern

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Because it's important to you. I mean, you do business based on the fact that Trump is a billionaire.

Donald Trump

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And people are excited by doing business with you if it was proven that you were worth a little bit of money and one would say he's not successful.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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You know it doesn't matter because if you're worth 250,000,000, that's a lot of money, right?

Howard Stern

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Like half of what you're with based on a new contract. But if you're worth five or six or seven billion and somebody says, in order to sell some books "Gee

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Did you read this unauthorized biography?

Robin Quivers

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No, I didn't. I mean, I don't --

Donald Trump

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You didn't look at it? Weren't you curious? Come on. Be honest now.

Howard Stern

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You got to want to know [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

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I --

Howard Stern

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You don't want to know the guy -- Even if it's a retarded book.

Donald Trump

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Howard, I know all of the mistakes that were made in it and it will be interesting to see what happens over the coming weeks, but I know all of the mistakes that were made in it and they were made purposefully in order to sell a book that didn't sell.

Howard Stern

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There was a guy years ago who wrote an unauthorized biography of me and when I read -- I had to read. I was infuriated because everyone he int -- he's with people who didn't even know me and I knew that everything was factually wrong. But I had to read it so I would know that I -- what was going on in the book.

Donald Trump

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You know, the most --

Howard Stern

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I was drawn to it like a moth to a flame.

Donald Trump

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Howard, the most unfair thing is the libelous. You know that. I mean, they can say things about you and I that are totally untrue. They know they're untrue. They're doing it to sell a book or sell a magazine or something and it's very hard to win in a court case but, you know, like you, I attack people. When this guy was a terrible writer and it's a terrible writing, it's like a failed -- the book is a failed book, totally. You know, I did two books this year.

Howard Stern

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What pisses you off the most? Was it -- you've heard what was in the book. What pissed me off the most?

Donald Trump

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I would say, just the tone of the book.

Howard Stern

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You know, it was the tone.

Robin Quivers

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Howard Stern

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As if you were a bad man.

Donald Trump

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Or like a loser, trying to paint [?] you.

Howard Stern

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Like a bad guy. Like a bad guy.

Donald Trump

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No, he wasn't. Actually, he was doing the opposite of that.

Howard Stern

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I need you to be my psychiatrist for a minute. I need you to help me through something. I threw a tirade the other day. I threw a fit. I had a discussion with Ronnie, the limo driver, and I'm looking in a magazine and I see John Travolta has two Boeing 707s --

Robin Quivers

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That he pulls into his driveway. He has a spread in Orlando, Florida and in his driveway, his home driveway, has a personal landing strip with two Boeing 707s and I blew a fit. I said, you know, they talk about someone like me -- has all this money in the -- How? I couldn't afford one Boeing 70 --

Howard Stern

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Robin Quivers

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He certainly can't land it at home.

Howard Stern

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I absolutely could. I don't have that kind of network. I don't know how people are making billions of dollars. I -- You know, and I read in the paper how wealthy I'm supposedly going to be right now. I mean, how does a guy -- You explain it to me. John Travolta.

Donald Trump

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John Travolta.

Robin Quivers

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All right. He was in some movies. Maybe made $20 million a film after taxes and everything else. What's that work out to? 10 million a film?

Donald Trump

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Probably right. Yeah.

Howard Stern

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How does he get these two planes?

Donald Trump

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Well, he gets old planes. He goes out and he gets all planes at a cheap price. He fixes them up. He loves -- I know him a little bit. He's a great guy. He fixes them up and he loves to fly. Wait a second. You explain --

Howard Stern

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If somebody gets you go and get them much, much harder and I could really elaborate but

Donald Trump

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[Inaudible] can get up.

Howard Stern

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You explain to me one time. You said you love your helicopter. You would tell me the maintenance and the fuel and what this thing cost to maintain. You've got to be a very wealthy man to own a helicopter. Even if you took a used Boeing 707, what is the cost of that a year?

Donald Trump

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Well, you know, having a plane like that is a luxury. There's a definite luxury because you can travel for nothing. You know, it's like when I go to California, I have a plane --

Howard Stern

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Or I can go to the airlines and they'll give me tickets for nothing because you know that. They give you what every celebrity --

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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They do?

Robin Quivers

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What, what kind of celebrity am I? I never once got a --

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Well, Donald gets everything for nothing.

Donald Trump

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I don't know.

Howard Stern

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How do you get a free airline ticket?

Donald Trump

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Every airline calls me "Anytime you want to travel

Howard Stern

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Why would they do that for you?

Donald Trump

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Listen to this, Howard. You can earn a brand new beautiful airline,

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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A commercial plane.

Howard Stern

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Beautiful front. They give you every seat in the plane, right?

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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And you travel for nothing --

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Why?

Donald Trump

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Or --

Howard Stern

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Why they do that?

Donald Trump

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You could pay $75,000 to fly by yourself on your own plane to California. Does that make sense?

Howard Stern

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What do you end up doing?

Donald Trump

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Usually, I take my own plane.

Howard Stern

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You take your own plane.

Donald Trump

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It's pretty crazy.

Howard Stern

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What does it cost to maintain a plane and own a plane? Be honest here.

Donald Trump

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Well, if you're going to go like down to Palm Beach for the weekend --

Howard Stern

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And you're -- whether you're working or whether it's for -- for whatever reason, it's probably a $50,000 bill to go both ways.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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To go both ways.

Donald Trump

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Now, if you look at the fares and if you are going to take 10 or 12 people and if they're working with you, because you're doing projects down there or something, sometimes it is cheaper to have your own plane.

Howard Stern

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Right, because you can do business --

Donald Trump

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Yeah. Yeah.

Howard Stern

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And knows the price of those tickets would cost you --

Donald Trump

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Right, it would cost you a lot of money.

Howard Stern

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Sometimes, it's almost cheaper to have your own plane

Donald Trump

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And you're going to travel by yourself, there's nothing cheap about it.

Gary Dell'Abate

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Howard Stern

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You know what I heard about with Travolta, Howard. He just had amazing deals from the beginning. Not only would he get paid for the film, he owned the piece of the soundtrack to --

Gary Dell'Abate

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Howard Stern

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Who, who, who, who the hell is he?

Donald Trump

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Saturday Night Fever and Grease, and he got the same deal with every movie including Pulp Fiction. Like the soundtrack sell billions of, of, of dollars.

Howard Stern

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Unbelievable. I mean, this guy must be -- what do you think John Travolta's net worth is? Give me a sizable amount.

Donald Trump

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Well, you know [Inaudible] one down and he was having a hard time --

Howard Stern

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And then he did Pulp Fiction and he came back.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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He's been doing well since and --

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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What's his net worth?

Donald Trump

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Well --

Howard Stern

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Hundred million dollars

Donald Trump

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I would say, after taxes, 100.

Howard Stern

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100 million dollars? And the guy's got him Boeing, two Boeing 707s.

Robin Quivers

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Well, I was going to say even when he wasn't a big box office success, he still had lots of money.

Howard Stern

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Holy mackerel.

Donald Trump

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Robin Quivers

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Donald Trump

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So that was those -- that was

Robin Quivers

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Howard Stern

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We are here to celebrate you and all of the times you've been on this show. I want to thank you. First of all, you've been an excellent guest on what constitutes an excellent guest. You know as well as I do --

Donald Trump

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Record deals, I guess.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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A controversy.

Howard Stern

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A man --

Donald Trump

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Who is well-known. Number one, what you are. Number two, someone who is willing, to be honest and open and that is what you've been.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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Right to my detriment.

Robin Quivers

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Sometimes it's hard to --

Donald Trump

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Brutally honest.

Howard Stern

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You know, we do need to congratulate you two. We haven't seen you since you announced the fact that Melania is pregnant.

Donald Trump

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That is correct.

Howard Stern

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That's not going to kill the relationship. Let's be honest. When's the last time you had sex with Melania?

Donald Trump

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Well, I never talk about that.

Gary Dell'Abate

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Oh, yes, you do.

Howard Stern

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I have gotten in more trouble in this crazy show.

Donald Trump

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She's just [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

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You're not attracted to women who weren't [?] pregnant?

Donald Trump

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You know, I'll tell you what happened.

Howard Stern

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Tell her to turn off the radio.

Donald Trump

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I tried to tell her -- I tried to just sort of forget that I'm on your show because I don't like her listening to this particular show.

Howard Stern

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Because it's, it's silly.

Donald Trump

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So I go into say goodbye. I thought she was sleeping and she's sitting, listening to the radio. I say "Uh

Howard Stern

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Why would you --

Donald Trump

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Why don't you go back to sleep?

Howard Stern

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Why would you tell her you're coming to this show? Tell her you're going to Z-100 morning.

Donald Trump

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She read it somewhere that I was on the show.

Howard Stern

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I see.

Robin Quivers

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I said "Oh

Donald Trump

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Did you consider an abortion from her?

Howard Stern

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Oh.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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You did not?

Donald Trump

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Did it ever pass your mind that we have a -- Let me ask you this. You and Melania, I've seen you together, lovebirds to you together. She's hot. Perfect body. I know physical appearance is very important to you. Marla Maples got a pimple. You kicked her right out the door.

Robin Quivers

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Howard Stern

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I --

Robin Quivers

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[Inaudible] to get a pimple.

Donald Trump

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Oh yeah. [Inaudible] still be married. Who wants a chick with acne?

Howard Stern

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Acne.

Robin Quivers

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And one pimple.

Donald Trump

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Broke up his marriage.

Howard Stern

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You only tolerate acne. The only time you want your chick have acne is if it's because she's a teenager.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Right. And then you'll put up with it. You don't want another kid. I mean, you got the perfect relationship with how you guys are jet-setting. You're going around. You down at Mar a Lago. Here. There. She's in a bikini. A thong. It's fantastic. Now, you're going to be with a young kid and you're going to have to travel with nannies and it -- what, what's going on?

Donald Trump

00:09:33 - 00:09:38 (5 sec)

Well, you know I have a big business and I like workers and I'm producing a lot of really good workers.

Howard Stern

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No you're not interested in that. And what do you think of Donald Jr. Getting married? I don't think you were happy about this.

Donald Trump

00:09:46 - 00:09:51 (6 sec)

No. I was. I know her very well. Actually I wasn't happy with some of the people he was dating.

Howard Stern

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And I was at a fashion show. You believe this. I mean that you do believe.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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This I read.

Donald Trump

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And I'm at a fashion show and Don is with me.

Howard Stern

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Because Melania was in Paris. So Don is with me at this fashion show and this beautiful girl walked in front and some people thought I was trying to pick her up and I was using him as a shield and that was totally false.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Right. That move, though.

Donald Trump

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This beautiful girl walks in. I said, "Don

Howard Stern

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You based it on physical appearance. I admire that.

Donald Trump

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I did. I must tell you, I did so. But then ultimately [Inaudible] I had to find out whether or not I can speak.

Howard Stern

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But you looked at her and said, "Now

Donald Trump

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No, I said there is a girl, the girl that just walked by and I took him. And I said --

Howard Stern

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Why did you say that to him? Based on what? That you would want to bang her?

Donald Trump

00:10:34 - 00:10:36 (3 sec)

No. I would not want to do that.

Robin Quivers

00:10:36 - 00:10:38 (2 sec)

No I mean you were trying -- you find her attractive.

Donald Trump

00:10:38 - 00:10:40 (2 sec)

I found her very, very attractive, very elegant, very beautiful.

Howard Stern

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I think she looks like Melania.

Donald Trump

00:10:42 - 00:10:44 (2 sec)

Ah, I don't see that. But -- but-

Howard Stern

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Who is more beautiful, your son's wife or Melania?

Donald Trump

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They're both beautiful.

Howard Stern

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They're both beautiful women.

Donald Trump

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They're both very beautiful. So, anyway, so I I brought him over --

Howard Stern

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Don't you think he was too young to get married, your son.

Robin Quivers

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He's 27.

Donald Trump

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Prenup of course.

Robin Quivers

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How old were you when you got married?

Howard Stern

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I was 30.

Donald Trump

00:10:58 - 00:10:59 (1 sec)

You see you can wait. And it doesn't necessarily have to work.

Howard Stern

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We know how that went.

Donald Trump

00:11:01 - 00:11:05 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

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So now, Melania, how pregnant is Melania? How many months?

Donald Trump

00:11:08 - 00:11:10 (1 sec)

She is now five months.

Howard Stern

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And you're not making love now. I know you. I know you very well after all these years.

Donald Trump

00:11:14 - 00:11:18 (4 sec)

Well, there's something very sexy with a woman. You know they just blow up, right?

Howard Stern

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In her case, in the right places. I mean, she is -- she has really become a monster.

Donald Trump

00:11:18 - 00:11:20 (2 sec)

Like a blimp.

Howard Stern

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like a blimp.

Donald Trump

00:11:21 - 00:11:26 (5 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:11:26 - 00:11:29 (3 sec)

Are you -- [Inaudible] She's a monster?

Howard Stern

00:11:29 - 00:11:31 (2 sec)

No, no. In a positive way.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:11:31 - 00:11:32 (1 sec)

[Inaudible] Not a good word.

Robin Quivers

00:11:32 - 00:11:39 (7 sec)

That's an interesting word. Wait a second, [Inaudible] No I don't, I know what it means, [Inaudible] a monster. I'm a monster.

Howard Stern

00:11:39 - 00:11:41 (3 sec)

That's what hot chick wants to be.

Gary Dell'Abate

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He calls me a monster. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:11:43 - 00:11:45 (2 sec)

Trump says Melania is a monster.

Robin Quivers

00:11:45 - 00:11:50 (4 sec)

Yeah, here's the headline [Inaudible] Trump married the monster. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:11:50 - 00:11:57 (7 sec)

I mean monster in the most positive way. [Inaudible] All in the right places. She has gotten very, very large.

Donald Trump

00:11:57 - 00:11:59 (2 sec)

Is that a Melania? [Inaudible]

Unidentified

00:11:59 - 00:12:00 (2 sec)

Yeah, that's Melania. We got phone call. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:12:00 - 00:12:05 (4 sec)

She has gotten very, very large. All in the right places.

Donald Trump

00:12:05 - 00:12:11 (7 sec)

[Inaudible] Hello, Donald. Don't bother coming home. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:12:11 - 00:12:23 (12 sec)

So, I know you. If Melania has the baby and doesn't whip herself back into shape, it is over. She's gotta know that. There's gotta be pressure on her to whip herself back into the pre-baby shape.

Donald Trump

00:12:23 - 00:12:26 (3 sec)

You know, Howard, she's got the kind of a body …

Howard Stern

00:12:26 - 00:12:27 (0 sec)

… and makeup where, about one day after the baby, it's going to be the same as it was before. It's really — I mean she's got …

Donald Trump

00:12:27 - 00:12:32 (5 sec)

Howard Stern

00:12:32 - 00:12:32 (1 sec)

You're giving her one day?

Donald Trump

00:12:32 - 00:12:34 (1 sec)

One or two.

Robin Quivers

00:12:34 - 00:12:37 (3 sec)

She's got a whole day, 24 hours.

Howard Stern

00:12:37 - 00:12:39 (2 sec)

She’s got a whole day to …

Donald Trump

00:12:39 - 00:12:41 (2 sec)

I think I'll give her a week. No, I’ll give her a week. [Laughter]

Howard Stern

00:12:41 - 00:12:42 (1 sec)

I mean, if there’s a year that goes by, and she's gotta …

Robin Quivers

00:12:42 - 00:12:43 (1 sec)

There's another headline.

Donald Trump

00:12:43 - 00:12:44 (1 sec)

Look, I've known many, many pregnant women.

Howard Stern

00:12:44 - 00:12:46 (2 sec)

Doesn't the ass spread on the hips?

Donald Trump

00:12:46 - 00:12:48 (2 sec)

No, not much. Not in her case.

Robin Quivers

00:12:48 - 00:12:52 (4 sec)

Melania has a day to get back in shape.

Howard Stern

00:12:52 - 00:12:54 (2 sec)

Five months. You know those last four months are a girl’s worst enemy.

Donald Trump

00:12:54 - 00:12:57 (3 sec)

That could be. I've known many, many pregnant women, okay?

Howard Stern

00:12:57 - 00:13:08 (11 sec)

Go ahead. Yes. You've made them pregnant. [Laughter]

Donald Trump

00:13:08 - 00:13:08 (0 sec)

And I've seen ’em all types. I've seen beautiful women that for the rest of their lives have become horror.

Howard Stern

00:13:08 - 00:13:11 (3 sec)

You know, I mean, it's been a very tough life for them, okay?

Donald Trump

00:13:11 - 00:13:12 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:13:12 - 00:13:20 (9 sec)

You know they gain, like, 250 pounds. It's like a disaster.

Donald Trump

00:13:20 - 00:13:25 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:13:25 - 00:13:26 (2 sec)

I've seen some women where they have a little bit of a problem. And I've seen a few women, not too many people like this, but where they just spring right back. And we’ve all seen that, where they spring …

Donald Trump

00:13:26 - 00:13:27 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:13:27 - 00:13:28 (1 sec)

The body does change — even Heidi Klum. They're crowing about how she's back in check.

Donald Trump

00:13:28 - 00:13:29 (1 sec)

No, but she sprang back pretty good, right?

Howard Stern

00:13:29 - 00:13:32 (3 sec)

Not the same.

Donald Trump

00:13:32 - 00:13:32 (1 sec)

She had to work at it.

Howard Stern

00:13:32 - 00:13:32 (1 sec)

Not the way it was.

Donald Trump

00:13:32 - 00:13:32 (1 sec)

I know, I looked at her the other day, and it's off. There's no question.

Howard Stern

00:13:32 - 00:13:32 (1 sec)

It's off?

Gary Dell'Abate

00:13:32 - 00:13:33 (1 sec)

It's off.

Unidentified

00:13:33 - 00:13:34 (1 sec)

She's not a 10 anymore.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:13:34 - 00:13:37 (3 sec)

She's a notch or two down. What is she now? She's not a 10.

Howard Stern

00:13:37 - 00:13:38 (1 sec)

Monster

Donald Trump

00:13:38 - 00:13:39 (1 sec)

She's a monster.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:13:39 - 00:13:40 (1 sec)

She's a monster.

Howard Stern

00:13:40 - 00:13:47 (7 sec)

But I hear, Howard, thinks her husband the choice of husband, Robin, was a very good one.

Donald Trump

00:13:47 - 00:13:49 (1 sec)

Oh, yeah. Lucile

Howard Stern

00:13:49 - 00:13:49 (1 sec)

You see it? Lucile? Yes.

Donald Trump

00:13:49 - 00:13:51 (2 sec)

I think Howard, thinks she was a very good choice.

Howard Stern

00:13:51 - 00:14:06 (15 sec)

I think he's fine I don't have any problem with that. [Inaudible] He is right now. But you know if you marry Heidi Klum, she had the baby and now she looks the way she looks now. She went from a 10 to a 7. Fair?

Donald Trump

00:14:06 - 00:14:08 (3 sec)

No I think she went from a 10 to an eight.

Howard Stern

00:14:08 - 00:14:09 (1 sec)

I think we have to give a little more [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:14:09 - 00:14:11 (2 sec)

Gary Dell'Abate

00:14:11 - 00:14:18 (8 sec)

Will Donald Trump tolerate an 8? No. You wouldn't. I know you. [Inaudible] This is very dangerous having this kid.

Howard Stern

00:14:18 - 00:14:23 (5 sec)

Many, many women are very different after the baby. You know the French have an expression.

Donald Trump

00:14:23 - 00:14:24 (1 sec)

What is that?

Howard Stern

00:14:24 - 00:14:26 (2 sec)

We hate America.

Donald Trump

00:14:26 - 00:14:28 (2 sec)

That's another one.

Howard Stern

00:14:28 - 00:14:28 (0 sec)

But when they have -- When their wife has a baby they say they can not make love to the mother of their child.

Donald Trump

00:14:28 - 00:14:34 (6 sec)

Howard Stern

00:14:34 - 00:14:35 (1 sec)

But I don't use the word love.

Donald Trump

00:14:35 - 00:14:36 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:14:36 - 00:14:37 (1 sec)

And it's a tough expression. But that would never happen with me.

Donald Trump

00:14:37 - 00:14:41 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:14:41 - 00:14:43 (1 sec)

Oh, come on.

Donald Trump

00:14:43 - 00:14:44 (1 sec)

Now, that would never happen with me.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:14:44 - 00:14:50 (6 sec)

You knew you were out of that relationship with Melania as soon as she got -- Not with Melania, with Marlo, Marla. You knew --

Donald Trump

00:14:50 - 00:14:57 (8 sec)

Marla was terrific and so was Iva-. You know I was married, I had two nice marriages. Howard -- Well actually, Howard destroyed my relationship with Marla.

Howard Stern

00:14:57 - 00:14:58 (1 sec)

Oh, geez.

Donald Trump

00:14:58 - 00:15:01 (3 sec)

The day of he wedding he was sitting next to O.J. Simpson.

Howard Stern

00:15:01 - 00:15:09 (7 sec)

He chops my head off. O.J. Looks angry. You know O.J. Killed somebody, two people,

Donald Trump

00:15:09 - 00:15:13 (4 sec)

Two people, about a week after the wedding, you know that.

Howard Stern

00:15:13 - 00:15:15 (3 sec)

That's right. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:15:15 - 00:15:20 (5 sec)

But I spoke to somebody they said, "Are you kidding? O.J. Didn't do it. I said

Howard Stern

00:15:20 - 00:15:22 (2 sec)

You gave me permission to use it.

Donald Trump

00:15:22 - 00:15:26 (4 sec)

So I let you use it. That's right, you put it in your book.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:15:26 - 00:15:29 (3 sec)

What -- what -- Okay. So-

Donald Trump

00:15:29 - 00:15:44 (15 sec)

Excuse me. One thing. You just killed my relationship. So I go back and you saw the paparazzi. It was crazy. Thousands and thousands of photographers, everyone. And of all the people they have to ask is I'm leaving and going into the Plaza Hotel into the bridal suite, right?

Howard Stern

00:15:44 - 00:15:45 (1 sec)

With Marla is Howard. They don't have to -- Not thousands of people they could -- They pick Howard and he said, "There wasn't a wet eye in the house. There were two things he said. In other words

Donald Trump

00:15:45 - 00:15:55 (11 sec)

Howard Stern

00:15:55 - 00:15:58 (2 sec)

I said the relationship would last three months.

Donald Trump

00:15:58 - 00:16:11 (13 sec)

And he said the relationship -- It actually lasted four years which was longer than even I thought. But he said the relationship would last three months and he said there wasn't -- I never -- I never forgot this was because I was laughing and she was crying.

Howard Stern

00:16:11 - 00:16:12 (1 sec)

She hated it.

Donald Trump

00:16:12 - 00:16:13 (1 sec)

She didn't like it.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:16:13 - 00:16:15 (2 sec)

But Melania should be happy I gave her six months so it's working.

Donald Trump

00:16:15 - 00:16:16 (1 sec)

No, no. But you also --

Howard Stern

00:16:16 - 00:16:18 (2 sec)

Well then that means she's got about seven years.

Donald Trump

00:16:18 - 00:16:21 (3 sec)

No, he's been very respectful of Melania until this moment.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:16:21 - 00:16:25 (4 sec)

No, I haven't. You are the one who said she was a monster I did not.

Howard Stern

00:16:25 - 00:16:29 (4 sec)

I said a monster in a posi -- In a most positive sense.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:16:29 - 00:16:30 (1 sec)

[Inaudible] Good move.

Howard Stern

00:16:30 - 00:16:32 (2 sec)

We'll see [Inaudible] Don't worry [Inaudible

Donald Trump

00:16:32 - 00:16:35 (3 sec)

We're gonna look in the dictionary see if there's any positive definitions of monster.

Howard Stern

00:16:35 - 00:16:47 (12 sec)

But as much as you're attracted to Melani you will admit that while a woman is pregnant you haven't been making love Melania. So what is that? So am I on the right course here with this? 'Cause this is dangerous territory.

Donald Trump

00:16:47 - 00:16:50 (3 sec)

Do you remember when you spoke with Melania the last time?

Howard Stern

00:16:50 - 00:16:50 (1 sec)

I did.

Donald Trump

00:16:50 - 00:16:52 (2 sec)

And you asked her about cellulite.

Howard Stern

00:16:52 - 00:16:53 (1 sec)

I did.

Donald Trump

00:16:53 - 00:16:56 (4 sec)

And she said, you said, "Do you know what cellulite is? """

Howard Stern

00:16:56 - 00:16:59 (2 sec)

Right. Meaning, do you have cellulite? in a nice way.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:16:59 - 00:17:09 (10 sec)

Yes. And she said very nicely and totally knowing what it is because she doesn't have cellulite, she said, "I don't even know what cellulite means."" Now

Howard Stern

00:17:09 - 00:17:16 (7 sec)

Let me tell you something. Melania is beautiful. It is true. Melania does not have any cellulite.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:17:16 - 00:17:17 (2 sec)

I understand that.

Howard Stern

00:17:17 - 00:17:21 (4 sec)

It is true. I inspected her myself.

Donald Trump

00:17:21 - 00:17:24 (2 sec)

I understand that. You bent over her.

Howard Stern

00:17:24 - 00:17:30 (7 sec)

I've looked at her in every outfit and there is no cellulite. And Donald loves it there's no cellulite.

Donald Trump

00:17:30 - 00:17:32 (2 sec)

[Inaudible] I'm actually thrilled about it.

Howard Stern

00:17:32 - 00:17:34 (2 sec)

Let's hope though after the baby.

Donald Trump

00:17:34 - 00:17:35 (1 sec)

It could happen.

Howard Stern

00:17:35 - 00:17:38 (3 sec)

If there's cellulite will you be man enough to stay in the relationship?

Donald Trump

00:17:38 - 00:17:43 (6 sec)

I will. I will love her so much, you have no idea. I'm a very loyal person. I will love her so much.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:17:43 - 00:17:49 (6 sec)

Allow me to play to favorite moments of mine from the past because this is our last show with you.

Howard Stern

00:17:49 - 00:17:49 (1 sec)

On what they call, This Kind of Radio and we hope to see you at our new home where we can curse and really talk horrible things.

Donald Trump

00:17:49 - 00:17:50 (0 sec)

On This Kind of Radio.

Howard Stern

00:17:50 - 00:17:56 (6 sec)

Gary Dell'Abate

00:17:56 - 00:18:05 (9 sec)

And by the way, before you do that one of the great business moves of all time, how they allowed you to continue this program instead of saying, "Howard

Donald Trump

00:18:05 - 00:18:05 (0 sec)

Well.

Howard Stern

00:18:05 - 00:18:06 (1 sec)

You would've been out of here. You've been promoting this new deal

Donald Trump

00:18:06 - 00:18:11 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:18:11 - 00:18:12 (2 sec)

Not really.

Donald Trump

00:18:12 - 00:18:14 (2 sec)

Seven or eight minutes

Gary Dell'Abate

00:18:14 - 00:18:16 (1 sec)

I'd just say I'm leaving.

Howard Stern

00:18:16 - 00:18:22 (7 sec)

That's the most incredible thing I've ever seen. How stupid could anybody be. How they allowed you? Where is Tom? What does Tom look like?

Donald Trump

00:18:22 - 00:18:26 (4 sec)

Now, Donald, that is not a nice thing to say.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:18:26 - 00:18:31 (4 sec)

Tom? Tom is hiding now in the backroom.

Howard Stern

00:18:31 - 00:18:46 (16 sec)

Tom. Tom, how could you let this happen. I mean, I wouldn't -- I wouldn't I wouldn't have said it two months ago three months ago but now, I mean, you have a week [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:18:46 - 00:18:48 (1 sec)

You're out the door.

Howard Stern

00:18:48 - 00:18:51 (3 sec)

Might as well say it now. Yeah. Listen --

Donald Trump

00:18:51 - 00:19:02 (12 sec)

One of the greatest promotions I've ever seen is that you used another network to promote your show brilliantly. So, congratulations.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:19:02 - 00:19:08 (6 sec)

I in no way could I tried to disadvantage the company. I am very, very happy I worked here.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:19:08 - 00:19:12 (4 sec)

How you got away with this, I have no idea but congratulations.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:19:12 - 00:19:17 (5 sec)

Thank you. And I think it's going to be written about they're going to do a new chapter in the book at the Wharton School of Finance.

Howard Stern

00:19:17 - 00:19:17 (1 sec)

What do I know from finance? I have no idea.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:19:17 - 00:19:18 (1 sec)

Absolutely.

Howard Stern

00:19:18 - 00:19:20 (2 sec)

Gary Dell'Abate

00:19:20 - 00:19:20 (1 sec)

You know nothing.

Howard Stern

00:19:20 - 00:19:27 (6 sec)

But, let me talk to you about -- before we get to Apprentice and the show is doing well. And I know Martha Stewart's thing tanked.

Donald Trump

00:19:27 - 00:19:28 (1 sec)

And that's not coming back.

Howard Stern

00:19:28 - 00:19:34 (6 sec)

And that's not coming back. I want to talk to you about that. But I do want to honor you by playing two of your great moments on this show.

Donald Trump

00:19:34 - 00:19:35 (0 sec)

There were many great moments.

Howard Stern

00:19:35 - 00:19:35 (1 sec)

Gary Dell'Abate

00:19:35 - 00:19:37 (1 sec)

We had a lot of great moments.

Howard Stern

00:19:37 - 00:19:49 (12 sec)

And anyone who knows the show has to be a fan of Donald Trump because well, the great moments. Here's the two I picked out for today. You did this the last appearance. I thought this was amazing. Here you are a prominent guy

Gary Dell'Abate

00:19:49 - 00:19:50 (1 sec)

Oh, that's right.

Howard Stern

00:19:50 - 00:20:06 (16 sec)

You're- you- you're friends with all the big Hollywood people. And I turn to you and I said I want you to evaluate women. And you did it. Now the reason this is so good, is because very few people who have the fame and success of Donald Trump

Donald Trump

00:20:06 - 00:20:08 (2 sec)

And who'd meet these people on a regular basis.

Robin Quivers

00:20:08 - 00:20:10 (2 sec)

And you came right in and you evaluated this-

Howard Stern

00:20:10 - 00:20:21 (11 sec)

And sadly, who know these people, who don't speak to me anymore but that's okay. I don't care. [Inaudible] But you know you have billions and billions of people so if you lose a couple of friends it doesn't really matter. Right

Donald Trump

00:20:21 - 00:20:25 (4 sec)

Sit back, relax, and listen to a great moment from Donald Trump.

Howard Stern

00:20:25 - 00:20:27 (2 sec)

Nicollette Sheridan is a two, right?

Donald Trump

00:20:27 - 00:20:31 (5 sec)

Well, I'd say, I would say she's in the four or five category.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:20:31 - 00:20:38 (6 sec)

If you were single and you know back in the day and I'm talking about the way she looks now. You would not do her would you?

Donald Trump

00:20:38 - 00:20:42 (4 sec)

I think you know I like the way she used to look I don't like the way she looks [Inaudible]

Gary Dell'Abate

00:20:42 - 00:20:44 (2 sec)

She's gone from a 10 to a four?

Donald Trump

00:20:44 - 00:20:45 (1 sec)

She wasn't a 10.

Howard Stern

00:20:45 - 00:20:46 (1 sec)

She was an eight you think, Donald?

Donald Trump

00:20:46 - 00:20:53 (7 sec)

No, she went from being very flat chested. I view a person who was flat chested is very hard to be a 10, Okay?

Howard Stern

00:20:53 - 00:20:54 (0 sec)

You have to have the face of Vivien Leigh to be a 10.

Donald Trump

00:20:54 - 00:20:56 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:20:56 - 00:20:56 (0 sec)

Exactly.

Donald Trump

00:20:56 - 00:21:00 (4 sec)

If you're flat chested. Okay. But she went from an eight to a solid four.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:21:00 - 00:21:05 (4 sec)

Tell me about Carmen Electra now. Is she still a 10?

Donald Trump

00:21:05 - 00:21:08 (4 sec)

You see, I never thought she was a 10.

Howard Stern

00:21:08 - 00:21:09 (0 sec)

Okay. In her heyday, I never thought she was a 10. And I think Carmen is somebody who has unbelievable photogenic abilities. She really looks unbelievable in a picture. And then when you see her first of all she's unbelievably short. And I'm a little bit surprised. I think that the boob job is terrible. You know, they look like two lightbulbs coming out of a body.

Donald Trump

00:21:09 - 00:21:32 (23 sec)

Howard Stern

00:21:32 - 00:21:33 (1 sec)

Give her a number, please.

Donald Trump

00:21:33 - 00:21:35 (2 sec)

I would say she's an eight.

Howard Stern

00:21:35 - 00:21:36 (1 sec)

Who is a 10 of all time.

Donald Trump

00:21:36 - 00:21:37 (1 sec)

Ten of all time.

A.J. Benza

00:21:37 - 00:21:37 (0 sec)

I can't think of any, Howard.

Donald Trump

00:21:37 - 00:21:39 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:21:39 - 00:21:40 (1 sec)

Howard, who's a 10 to you?

Donald Trump

00:21:40 - 00:21:41 (1 sec)

I'll tell you.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:21:41 - 00:21:42 (1 sec)

Who's the 10 [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:21:42 - 00:21:44 (2 sec)

There were very few.

Howard Stern

00:21:44 - 00:21:46 (2 sec)

No Charlize Theron.

Donald Trump

00:21:46 - 00:21:49 (2 sec)

No kid -- Not -- By the way. Not even close.

Howard Stern

00:21:49 - 00:21:49 (0 sec)

You have to understand. I've seen all of them. So I'll tell you, you know, one of my-

Donald Trump

00:21:49 - 00:21:53 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:21:53 - 00:21:55 (2 sec)

What is Charlize Theron?

Gary Dell'Abate

00:21:55 - 00:21:57 (2 sec)

I would say a solid seven.

Howard Stern

00:21:57 - 00:21:57 (0 sec)

Wow.

Donald Trump

00:21:57 - 00:21:59 (2 sec)

What about -- [Inaudible[

Howard Stern

00:21:59 - 00:22:00 (1 sec)

Halle Berry.

Donald Trump

00:22:00 - 00:22:04 (4 sec)

I tell you what, I think she's got from the midsection to the shoulders

Howard Stern

00:22:04 - 00:22:05 (1 sec)

The face is a solid eight.

Donald Trump

00:22:05 - 00:22:06 (1 sec)

She's a 10.

Howard Stern

00:22:06 - 00:22:07 (1 sec)

Right. Right.

Donald Trump

00:22:07 - 00:22:10 (3 sec)

Gary Dell'Abate

00:22:10 - 00:22:11 (1 sec)

He's right. He's right.

Donald Trump

00:22:11 - 00:22:15 (4 sec)

And the legs they may be a little bit less than that.

Howard Stern

00:22:15 - 00:22:18 (3 sec)

All right. What about --

Gary Dell'Abate

00:22:18 - 00:22:19 (2 sec)

Wait, wait, wait.

Donald Trump

00:22:19 - 00:22:22 (3 sec)

Pam Anderson today. Pam Anderson today not years ago.

Howard Stern

00:22:22 - 00:22:24 (2 sec)

She was never a 10, [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:22:24 - 00:22:28 (4 sec)

Well, Pam Anderson is a friend of mine she's a great person. But Pam Anderson is- is you know, come on, give me a break.

Howard Stern

00:22:28 - 00:22:30 (2 sec)

What is she? What is she right now?

Donald Trump

00:22:30 - 00:22:31 (1 sec)

Six?

Howard Stern

00:22:31 - 00:22:32 (0 sec)

A Six.

Donald Trump

00:22:32 - 00:22:34 (2 sec)

Yeah. I think so. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:22:34 - 00:22:35 (1 sec)

Are the Olsen twins hot at all?

Donald Trump

00:22:35 - 00:22:36 (1 sec)

Not now.

Howard Stern

00:22:36 - 00:22:37 (1 sec)

Not now. [Inaudible]

Gary Dell'Abate

00:22:37 - 00:22:39 (1 sec)

And they never were.

Donald Trump

00:22:39 - 00:22:40 (1 sec)

And they never were?

Howard Stern

00:22:40 - 00:22:44 (4 sec)

About eight or nine. They never were.

Donald Trump

00:22:44 - 00:22:44 (0 sec)

And never will be. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:22:44 - 00:22:44 (0 sec)

I love you.

Donald Trump

00:22:44 - 00:22:50 (6 sec)

What do you think of the women's liberation movement? Do you think they'd going to embrace me? Will they say, "He's a wonderful person.""?"

Gary Dell'Abate

00:22:50 - 00:23:03 (12 sec)

Let me see based on that. I have my own channels now. How do I get you to come on once a week for a half hour and evaluate women? That's it. The Donald Trump evaluation show.

Donald Trump

00:23:03 - 00:23:14 (12 sec)

You know that's the funny thing about women. The best looking women aren't famous women the best looking women are women you see and you see at parties or models that haven't really necessarily made it. Well. There might have some great looking models that have made it, but-

Howard Stern

00:23:14 - 00:23:18 (4 sec)

I think it has to be an on-demand show, the best-looking women in the world.

Donald Trump

00:23:18 - 00:23:23 (5 sec)

You know that will be a very good show for Sirius, I think. You know you do that for hours and hours you would get tremendous ratings.

Howard Stern

00:23:23 - 00:23:30 (8 sec)

I'm going to talk to you about it. I don't know that I can afford you but I don't know how to get involved with you. But I'm going to -- Because I like your att -- You're the Simon Cowell of poontang.

Donald Trump

00:23:30 - 00:23:32 (2 sec)

I have I have a certain attitude about that.

Howard Stern

00:23:32 - 00:23:46 (14 sec)

Your second clip that I'd like to play, in honor of the last Donald Trump appearance here. Mr. Trump was on the air with us and he got into a fight with A. J. Benza. We always talk about this.

Donald Trump

00:23:46 - 00:23:56 (10 sec)

Well I didn't know A. J. I was promoting I own the Miss Universe pageant and I called you just to promote the pageant because NBC said would you call Howard said you know nobody wants to talk to Howard Stern, they all wanted me to do it, right?

Howard Stern

00:23:56 - 00:23:56 (0 sec)

I love Howard Stern. So I'm -- [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:23:56 - 00:23:58 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:23:58 - 00:24:02 (4 sec)

And A. J. Benza was a Daily News reporter. He happened to be here, I didn't know that.

Donald Trump

00:24:02 - 00:24:06 (4 sec)

Right. And I guess there's a whole story, but as you know I stole his girlfriend.

Howard Stern

00:24:06 - 00:24:06 (0 sec)

And I didn't know he was on. I didn't know too much about him but he was on, and he went crazy.

Donald Trump

00:24:06 - 00:24:11 (5 sec)

A.J. Benza

00:24:11 - 00:24:13 (2 sec)

And you were the one who went back down from the fight.

Donald Trump

00:24:13 - 00:24:21 (8 sec)

She told me that you owe borrowed $2, 000 from me you wouldn't pay her back. What kind of stuff is that? Pay her back, you're making enough money.

A.J. Benza

00:24:21 - 00:24:23 (2 sec)

She didn't loaned it to me, she gave it to me. And you know what, [Inaudible]. Let me talk to her.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:24:23 - 00:24:25 (2 sec)

A. J., if she wasn't taken away from you, you wouldn't feel bitter.

Donald Trump

00:24:25 - 00:24:31 (6 sec)

What an ass. I can't wait til your daughter gets a little older for me. Then I can't wait, I'll make you [Inaudible]

A.J. Benza

00:24:31 - 00:24:33 (2 sec)

You're gonna hit on Ivanka?

Howard Stern

00:24:33 - 00:24:36 (3 sec)

Hey, A. J. I guarantee. You have zero chance.

Donald Trump

00:24:36 - 00:24:39 (4 sec)

Oh, yeah, I do huh? [Inaudible] What are you saying?

A.J. Benza

00:24:39 - 00:24:47 (8 sec)

Hey, A. J., I guarantee you have zero chance. A. J., any girl you have, I can take from you -- if I want. Any girl you have, I can take from you. You're full of shit. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:24:47 - 00:24:53 (6 sec)

That I guarantee. And that was even before.

A.J. Benza

00:24:53 - 00:24:55 (2 sec)

You know what now I'm begging you, please get a boxing match going on.

Howard Stern

00:24:55 - 00:24:55 (0 sec)

What?

Donald Trump

00:24:55 - 00:24:56 (0 sec)

Please.

A.J. Benza

00:24:56 - 00:24:57 (1 sec)

Donald's not gonna box you. He has billions.

Donald Trump

00:24:57 - 00:25:01 (4 sec)

With the last boxing match I saw you and Chuck Zito, he beat the crap out of him. What happened to you and Chuck Zito, A. J.

A.J. Benza

00:25:01 - 00:25:03 (2 sec)

It was one punch, it was honorable.

Howard Stern

00:25:03 - 00:25:13 (10 sec)

You were down for the cut. You know a friend of mine was there, Howard. He said he never saw anybody so unconscious, they thought he was dead. [Inaudible] You were laid out of the floor, the place --

A.J. Benza

00:25:13 - 00:25:22 (9 sec)

You know what, I'm going to kick his ass. I will. So do me a favor travel with calamari and an army cause I'm gonna take a baseball [Inaudible] head.

Donald Trump

00:25:22 - 00:25:24 (2 sec)

Oh, wait a second. Easy with the F word.

A.J. Benza

00:25:24 - 00:25:25 (1 sec)

Hey, A. J. Let me ask you, how did you do against the cab driver?

Gary Dell'Abate

00:25:25 - 00:25:27 (3 sec)

A.J. Benza

00:25:27 - 00:25:31 (4 sec)

I don't care what he says me. I'm gonna clear you one day.

Howard Stern

00:25:31 - 00:25:33 (2 sec)

Don't say that A. J.

Donald Trump

00:25:33 - 00:25:36 (3 sec)

Not figuratively, but beat him really badly.

Howard Stern

00:25:36 - 00:25:39 (3 sec)

Wow. What a moment. And you are not afraid of him?

Donald Trump

00:25:39 - 00:25:41 (2 sec)

No. I couldn't care less.

Howard Stern

00:25:41 - 00:25:42 (1 sec)

You couldn't care less.

Donald Trump

00:25:42 - 00:25:46 (3 sec)

I think he's probably a nice guy but he had a heart. He was having a hard time.

Howard Stern

00:25:46 - 00:25:49 (3 sec)

It was humiliating that you had stolen away his girlfriend, I guess.

Donald Trump

00:25:49 - 00:25:54 (6 sec)

I didn't really know she was his girlfriend and he's a fantastic woman. I didn't know that she was his girlfriend.

Howard Stern

00:25:54 - 00:25:55 (0 sec)

But I found out later through him.

Donald Trump

00:25:55 - 00:25:57 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:25:57 - 00:26:02 (5 sec)

And that -- And did she say you were better in bed than A. J.? Was that the accusation?

Donald Trump

00:26:02 - 00:26:03 (1 sec)

Well, the rumor is that I am.

Howard Stern

00:26:03 - 00:26:04 (0 sec)

You are.

Donald Trump

00:26:04 - 00:26:06 (3 sec)

But I'm also better than you are, Howard.

Howard Stern

00:26:06 - 00:26:10 (4 sec)

Well, who can compete with you? With your wad. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:26:10 - 00:26:18 (8 sec)

I thought you were gonna play something else. You destroyed a Miss Universe contestant, Miss Russia. Oxana Fedorova

Howard Stern

00:26:18 - 00:26:20 (2 sec)

But that wasn't your moment. I want you to celebrate your moment.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:26:20 - 00:26:32 (11 sec)

I actually had to fire her. She left the studio. Everybody at the Miss Universe pageant said, "Please don't put her on the show. Please don't put her on the show."" She asked the questions that I can't really repeat because [Inaudible]"

Donald Trump

00:26:32 - 00:26:40 (8 sec)

She got insulted and she doesn't want to do any more promotion and Donald had to fire her. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:26:40 - 00:26:42 (3 sec)

I remember that. We got an interpreter here, right?

Donald Trump

00:26:42 - 00:26:53 (10 sec)

I actually had to fire her. She was totally incompetent after that. She was doing fine and then she came off the show. She didn't want to do. I said, "Oxana

Howard Stern

00:26:53 - 00:26:54 (2 sec)

It all works out.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:26:54 - 00:26:55 (1 sec)

It was all because of you.

Donald Trump

00:26:55 - 00:26:59 (4 sec)

Thank you. Donald Trump, of course, is on The Apprentice and that's this Thursday.

Howard Stern

00:26:59 - 00:27:02 (2 sec)

You still love doing that? You like it? You like it.

Donald Trump

00:27:02 - 00:27:09 (7 sec)

Well, I like the success. I mean, as long as it's so successful I like doing it, Robin. If it's not successful I wouldn't like doing it. But it's been amazing.

Howard Stern

00:27:09 - 00:27:10 (2 sec)

Are you in a feud with Martha Stewart?

Donald Trump

00:27:10 - 00:27:12 (2 sec)

That is such a -- I love Martha.

Howard Stern

00:27:12 - 00:27:12 (0 sec)

Now, her show didn't do well. There's nothing I can do about that. She had The Apprentice [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:27:12 - 00:27:19 (7 sec)

Howard Stern

00:27:19 - 00:27:23 (4 sec)

You were secretly happy it didn't work out.

Donald Trump

00:27:23 - 00:27:30 (7 sec)

You know people have asked me that question. I guess the answer is probably, yes. I mean, I have to say

Howard Stern

00:27:30 - 00:27:33 (3 sec)

It's more of a compliment to you that it only worked to you.

Donald Trump

00:27:33 - 00:27:36 (3 sec)

You sort of like me because I'm honest, right?

Howard Stern

00:27:36 - 00:27:36 (1 sec)

Whether it's women et cetera. I had two choices, I own the show with Mark Burnett, the show has been amazing and you know has success

Donald Trump

00:27:36 - 00:27:43 (7 sec)

Howard Stern

00:27:43 - 00:27:44 (1 sec)

Very lucrative

Donald Trump

00:27:44 - 00:28:03 (18 sec)

It's been great. And my version continues to get humong -- I fired 87 people and it's still getting tremendous rating. What happened is two choices; she could have come on done phenomenally and I know what the press would have said because even after five seasons my ratings, I assumed that she would maybe be able to beat me, right?

Howard Stern

00:28:03 - 00:28:03 (1 sec)

And the press would have had Martha that beats the Donald. That would have been the headline, I'm sure was already written.

Donald Trump

00:28:03 - 00:28:07 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:28:07 - 00:28:08 (1 sec)

But that never happened. So, my question is; "Would I rather have her get phenomenal ratings

Donald Trump

00:28:08 - 00:28:12 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:28:12 - 00:28:14 (2 sec)

My guess would be Trump is the king is the one you're happy with.

Donald Trump

00:28:14 - 00:28:17 (3 sec)

I think, probably.

Howard Stern

00:28:17 - 00:28:19 (2 sec)

But I have to tell you this. Look, Martha's a friend of mine. I like her. She's a great woman.

Donald Trump

00:28:19 - 00:28:19 (0 sec)

Sadly

Howard Stern

00:28:19 - 00:28:20 (1 sec)

You've got enough money.

Donald Trump

00:28:20 - 00:28:25 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:28:25 - 00:28:27 (2 sec)

Would you ever make love to her.

Donald Trump

00:28:27 - 00:28:27 (0 sec)

No because I'm very loyal to Melania.

Howard Stern

00:28:27 - 00:28:30 (3 sec)

Not attractive? Too old?

Donald Trump

00:28:30 - 00:28:33 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:28:33 - 00:28:34 (2 sec)

What about the daughter?

Donald Trump

00:28:34 - 00:28:37 (3 sec)

Only because I'm loyal to Melania. [Commercial Break]

Howard Stern

00:28:37 - 00:28:39 (2 sec)

Giver her 1-10

Gary Dell'Abate

00:28:39 - 00:28:40 (1 sec)

I give her a 10.

Howard Stern

00:28:40 - 00:28:42 (2 sec)

Now come on. What about the daughter?

Donald Trump

00:28:42 - 00:28:44 (2 sec)

No mercy 10s around here.

Howard Stern

00:28:44 - 00:28:46 (2 sec)

What about Martha Stewart's daughter?

Donald Trump

00:28:46 - 00:28:50 (4 sec)

The daughter, I don't know. No, I really don't know her daughter. She's a-

Howard Stern

00:28:50 - 00:28:51 (1 sec)

Good catch?

Donald Trump

00:28:51 - 00:28:53 (2 sec)

She didn't have a lot to say on the show. I can tell you that.

Howard Stern

00:28:53 - 00:28:54 (0 sec)

Right. Right.

Donald Trump

00:28:54 - 00:28:55 (2 sec)

Give one-word answers so that's not good.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:28:55 - 00:28:55 (0 sec)

Not good.

Donald Trump

00:28:55 - 00:28:56 (1 sec)

That was not helpful for the show.

Howard Stern

00:28:56 - 00:29:00 (4 sec)

Now, let me ask you something, you never said to the press that Martha was dragging down the [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:29:00 - 00:29:10 (9 sec)

No. I never said it. Now, what happened is NBC. Here we go here's the second topic, right? First of all I love Martha. Her ratings weren't good but there's nothing I can do about that.

Howard Stern

00:29:10 - 00:29:11 (2 sec)

Why didn't it work? Why didn't Martha's work?

Donald Trump

00:29:11 - 00:29:14 (3 sec)

Oh, Trump said on radio I said, "No I didn't say that."" [Inaudible]"

Howard Stern

00:29:14 - 00:29:16 (2 sec)

Why didn't Martha Stewart's work?

Donald Trump

00:29:16 - 00:29:18 (2 sec)

Because it didn't have the magic that my show has.

Howard Stern

00:29:18 - 00:29:22 (3 sec)

You are magical and she is not? Well, magical in the show.

Donald Trump

00:29:22 - 00:29:26 (4 sec)

Yes. She's magical in many ways, but she wasn't magical on the show.

Howard Stern

00:29:26 - 00:29:36 (10 sec)

Okay. All right fair enough, that's it. All right look you got to see Donald Trump on the Apprentice this Thursday night. That's at 9 o'clock on NBC and watch the season finale.

Donald Trump

00:29:36 - 00:29:39 (3 sec)

That's live from Lincoln Center for two hours.

Howard Stern

00:29:39 - 00:29:41 (2 sec)

Next Thursday December 15th.

Donald Trump

00:29:41 - 00:29:43 (1 sec)

That's exactly right.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:29:43 - 00:29:43 (1 sec)

On NBC right.

Donald Trump

00:29:43 - 00:29:44 (0 sec)

I have one final question.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:29:44 - 00:29:45 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:29:45 - 00:29:46 (0 sec)

Do your older children get nervous every time you have another child.

Howard Stern

00:29:46 - 00:29:51 (5 sec)

Donald Trump

00:29:51 - 00:29:52 (1 sec)

Well, you know I have a friend

Howard Stern

00:29:52 - 00:29:53 (1 sec)

Of course.

Donald Trump

00:29:53 - 00:30:04 (11 sec)

I have a friend who is also like a very rich guy. And he said how his children hate the new children coming along and everything else, I said, "Yeah because every time you have a child it's 20 percent less to the people [Inaudible]."

Howard Stern

00:30:04 - 00:30:04 (0 sec)

Absolutely.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:30:04 - 00:30:15 (12 sec)

So, you know, I don't want to use my children so I'm using his children as an example. But the fact is every time you have a child it's 15, 20, 25 percent less of all the money. So, I guess, you know, maybe they're not thrilled.

Howard Stern

00:30:15 - 00:30:21 (6 sec)

Did Donald Jr. -- There was a rumor that Donald Jr. And Ivanka tried to bump off a child.

Donald Trump

00:30:21 - 00:30:22 (1 sec)

Tiffany?

Howard Stern

00:30:22 - 00:30:24 (2 sec)

Is there any truth to that? [Inaudible] Tiffany?

Donald Trump

00:30:24 - 00:30:27 (3 sec)

I haven't really -- I have a great child and Tiffany -- I have great children.

Howard Stern

00:30:27 - 00:30:32 (5 sec)

And Tiffany is going to take it out a heat on Melania's new baby? Any truth to that?

Donald Trump

00:30:32 - 00:30:35 (4 sec)

Well, you know it does cut up the pie as you keep producing.

Howard Stern

00:30:35 - 00:30:36 (1 sec)

Tell me the truth, though.

Donald Trump

00:30:36 - 00:30:36 (0 sec)

Are you still making love to Melania during the pregnancy?

Howard Stern

00:30:36 - 00:30:39 (2 sec)

Donald Trump

00:30:39 - 00:30:39 (0 sec)

You swear on a stack of Bible.

Howard Stern

00:30:39 - 00:30:39 (0 sec)

You are?

Donald Trump

00:30:39 - 00:30:40 (0 sec)

Oh, sure.

Howard Stern

00:30:40 - 00:30:41 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:30:41 - 00:30:42 (1 sec)

No, I swear.

Howard Stern

00:30:42 - 00:30:45 (3 sec)

When is the last time you made love? Be honest.

Donald Trump

00:30:45 - 00:30:46 (1 sec)

Very recently, Howard.

Howard Stern

00:30:46 - 00:30:47 (1 sec)

Two nights ago?

Donald Trump

00:30:47 - 00:30:49 (2 sec)

Within two nights, yes.

Howard Stern

00:30:49 - 00:30:51 (2 sec)

And she dresses up lingerie and things like this?

Donald Trump

00:30:51 - 00:30:52 (1 sec)

She looks phenomenal.

Howard Stern

00:30:52 - 00:30:53 (1 sec)

Even with the bump?

Donald Trump

00:30:53 - 00:30:58 (5 sec)

I'm telling you, I told you I used an expression that's an okay expression but she looks great in the right [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:30:58 - 00:30:59 (1 sec)

Her breast are bigger?

Gary Dell'Abate

00:30:59 - 00:31:01 (2 sec)

No, they're not big, they're humongous.

Donald Trump

00:31:01 - 00:31:02 (1 sec)

Humongous. And you like that?

Howard Stern

00:31:02 - 00:31:03 (1 sec)

They're monstrous.

Donald Trump

00:31:03 - 00:31:10 (7 sec)

They can't get too big. [ Inaudible] I know a woman who was a very beautiful woman out and she wanted to have breast reduction, okay?

Howard Stern

00:31:10 - 00:31:12 (2 sec)

Oh, that's a sin, come on.

Donald Trump

00:31:12 - 00:31:15 (3 sec)

I said, "There's no such thing as breast [Inaudible]."

Gary Dell'Abate

00:31:15 - 00:31:15 (0 sec)

Robin did it.

Howard Stern

00:31:15 - 00:31:15 (1 sec)

And Robin, you did it.

Lamanka (Caller)

00:31:15 - 00:31:17 (2 sec)

I did it. I did it. Yeah.

Donald Trump

00:31:17 - 00:31:23 (6 sec)

Shame on you. [Inaudible] Couple of people want to say goodbye. Lamanka, go ahead you're one of the people getting through.

Howard Stern

00:31:23 - 00:31:37 (14 sec)

Yes. Mr. Trump, I'm a big fan of yours. I have two quick questions. Wanna know when you're coming down to on [Inaudible[ the sixteenth? And also, could you just elaborate on the theory of revenge, that I love so much about you. You're an amazing [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

00:31:37 - 00:31:40 (3 sec)

Well, I haven't been invited to Howard's finale but I'm sure that --

Howard Stern

00:31:40 - 00:31:47 (7 sec)

You're absolutely invited. If you wanted to come down address the crowd for a minute and say something about the show or something.

Donald Trump

00:31:47 - 00:31:50 (3 sec)

You know last night, you know Tom Brady the great quarterback from NFL.

Howard Stern

00:31:50 - 00:31:56 (6 sec)

Yes. He asked me to make his speech last Sunday and he got the big award from Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year, the Athlete of the year.

Donald Trump

00:31:56 - 00:32:02 (6 sec)

Right. So, I made a speech and we have a sort of a good time. We were talking about lots of different things one of them was you.

Howard Stern

00:32:02 - 00:32:02 (0 sec)

And he's a fan of yours. Does that mean anything?

Donald Trump

00:32:02 - 00:32:04 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:32:04 - 00:32:05 (1 sec)

That means a lot.

Donald Trump

00:32:05 - 00:32:08 (3 sec)

I met Scott, your new president, right?

Gary Dell'Abate

00:32:08 - 00:32:08 (0 sec)

He's great. He said, "Would you crown Howard?"" Now

Howard Stern

00:32:08 - 00:32:12 (4 sec)

Donald Trump

00:32:12 - 00:32:13 (1 sec)

A crown?

Howard Stern

00:32:13 - 00:32:16 (3 sec)

I don't want to be crowned by anyone but if you want to come down

Donald Trump

00:32:16 - 00:32:20 (4 sec)

No, no. He wants me to crown. I said, "What are you asking?"" My theory on revenge --"

Howard Stern

00:32:20 - 00:32:23 (3 sec)

You got to tell Scott, he can't write my material for me.

Donald Trump

00:32:23 - 00:32:23 (0 sec)

I will.

Howard Stern

00:32:23 - 00:32:26 (3 sec)

I will take care of everything.

Donald Trump

00:32:26 - 00:32:27 (2 sec)

I tell you what, Scott's fantastic.

Howard Stern

00:32:27 - 00:32:31 (4 sec)

Fantastic guy. I mean he's a fant -- Okay. My theory on revenge?

Gary Dell'Abate

00:32:31 - 00:32:31 (0 sec)

You have to go after them.

Donald Trump

00:32:31 - 00:32:32 (1 sec)

You have to do that.

Howard Stern

00:32:32 - 00:32:33 (1 sec)

Chris (Caller)

00:32:33 - 00:32:36 (2 sec)

I can't use the language until we get on serious.

Howard Stern

00:32:36 - 00:32:37 (1 sec)

Yes. Chris, go ahead.

Chris (Caller)

00:32:37 - 00:32:42 (5 sec)

Mr. Trump, you are clearly one of the top five guest of all time on the Howard Stern Show.

Donald Trump

00:32:42 - 00:32:42 (0 sec)

Absolutely.

Chris (Caller)

00:32:42 - 00:32:45 (3 sec)

One thing you haven't [Inaudible] though. The actor?

Donald Trump

00:32:45 - 00:32:48 (3 sec)

You've got to be kidding.

Chris (Caller)

00:32:48 - 00:32:50 (2 sec)

Second Bob.

Howard Stern

00:32:50 - 00:32:52 (2 sec)

Hungry angry dwarf and beetle juice obviously.

Donald Trump

00:32:52 - 00:32:57 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:32:57 - 00:33:00 (3 sec)

You are in [Inaudible] crowd/

Donald Trump

00:33:00 - 00:33:02 (2 sec)

Honestly, they wouldn't be my picks.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:33:02 - 00:33:04 (2 sec)

Go ahead, Ralph real quick.

Howard Stern

00:33:04 - 00:33:05 (2 sec)

I'm like all that stuff Robin.

Robin Quivers

00:33:05 - 00:33:07 (2 sec)

I see, I see. You want to be in a different category.

Donald Trump

00:33:07 - 00:33:11 (3 sec)

Quickly now, Ralph, let's go ahead.

Robin Quivers

00:33:11 - 00:33:13 (2 sec)

Quickly. Hey, now.

Donald Trump

00:33:13 - 00:33:13 (0 sec)

Hey.

Robin Quivers

00:33:13 - 00:33:31 (18 sec)

Huge fan of the show but last couple of seasons here's the problem. First of all, there's too much authorship. It loses the street feel like everything is pret -- you know, it's like, you know Home Depot, and you know Toys 'r us and you know, it loses the street feel.

Donald Trump

00:33:31 - 00:33:35 (4 sec)

I understand what you're saying. A number of people have said that actually, you know

Robin Quivers

00:33:35 - 00:33:36 (1 sec)

It's tacky. It's tacky.

Donald Trump

00:33:36 - 00:33:40 (4 sec)

I think it's sort of the opposite but a lot of people agree with you, I understand that.

Howard Stern

00:33:40 - 00:33:53 (13 sec)

And second of all I don't really care about the teams. It should be 90% boardroom. I like when you guys are in there and you're you're you're you're breaking it down and people start arguing, you know, I don't care what the task is I I want to see the boardroom.

Donald Trump

00:33:53 - 00:34:00 (6 sec)

I'm glad you brought that up because I love Mark Burnett. He's a great friend of mine we've had great success together.

Howard Stern

00:34:00 - 00:34:00 (1 sec)

Great guy.

Donald Trump

00:34:00 - 00:34:13 (12 sec)

A brilliant guy. I fight with Mark Burnett. Only about one thing and it's not because I want to be in the boardroom because I couldn't care less. But everybody wants the boardroom. And if you look at the Nielsen ratings as soon as the boardroom goes on the ratings double. I mean, they go up like

Robin Quivers

00:34:13 - 00:34:14 (1 sec)

Well [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:34:14 - 00:34:20 (6 sec)

I keep telling the people and I say, "Make the boardrooms longer."" That's what everybody wants. They want longer boardrooms."

Robin Quivers

00:34:20 - 00:34:23 (3 sec)

You could make the boardroom two days and I would watch it.

Donald Trump

00:34:23 - 00:34:30 (6 sec)

You know it's funny because I've said they want the purity of the task because the task is what it's about.

Howard Stern

00:34:30 - 00:34:30 (0 sec)

So, I actually say flip a coin and put them in the boardroom. I mean, take two minutes because I really believe that everybody will -- I don't believe, the ratings believe that people want the border room.

Donald Trump

00:34:30 - 00:34:38 (8 sec)

Howard Stern

00:34:38 - 00:34:40 (2 sec)

Well than. Let's give the people what they want.

Steve (Caller)

00:34:40 - 00:34:45 (5 sec)

You know what so many people like you have said extend the boardroom. And I just can't get them to do it.

Donald Trump

00:34:45 - 00:34:49 (4 sec)

Let's go to Steve. Quickly. Steve. That's it, because I got to go.

Steve (Caller)

00:34:49 - 00:34:53 (5 sec)

Okay. Hey, Mr. Trump how are you doing?

Donald Trump

00:34:53 - 00:34:54 (1 sec)

How are you?

Howard Stern

00:34:54 - 00:35:00 (6 sec)

I'm good. I want to just tell you with your top scale of beautiful women I want to tell your wife is a solid 12 [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

00:35:00 - 00:35:02 (2 sec)

I agree. She's one of the most beautiful woman.

Howard Stern

00:35:02 - 00:35:18 (16 sec)

I sat next to her to a game one of the Knick games and I was looking at she pregnant everything was she looks -- she looks phenom -- I would've went to rubber [Inaudible] In front of the Knicks. With all of the Knicks. In fact the Knicks lost because they were busy looking at Melania.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:35:18 - 00:35:19 (1 sec)