Well Donald Trump. So how's my friend doing? It's the Donald. The Donald. By the way... Hi, Robin. How are you? You called about this Howard K. Stern... Yes. Yes. And I will say, you've got to get rid of this name. Did you hear what I did? You have to change your name out. Well, did you hear what I did? I called AP this morning. I said like Donald Trump, you know his wife used to call him the Donald. I am now going to be known as the Howard. Well, there's something with that guy that it's good, more than meets the eye. There's something bad about him. Howard K. Stern? Yes. I had a run-in with the guy on the air. I just saw him this morning. Well, I've never felt -- this guy is weird. You know what's weird about it, though? It's like you know the name Trump. You know, you build it up. I was was on -- where is it? Riverside Boulevard. There's 3 Trump buildings in a row. Right. Yes. And it's like, wow. You know, Donald really does have a lot of buildings, and each lobby is nicer than the next. Well, let me tell you what he's doing. He's all -- he's international at this point. Yes, I know. So... I'm going all over the place. But Howard K. Stern is international. That's true. Yes, but imagine, it's like all of a sudden, some guy named Donald Trump... Is in a middle of something like this. And he's a flaming asshole. Yes. I wouldn't be happy. I wouldn't be happy. Yes. Just because... I wouldn't be happy. I wonder -- I assume that was his original name. I assume that. But let me ask you something. In a way, isn't it good, too, that like -- imagine like, let's say the guy's name was Don Imus. Right. And every minute on the news, it was Imus. Imus. I would go mad. I'd be kind of [Inaudible]. And as his stock goes up, you've got to figure, right? Yeah. I'm like thinking like anybody who hasn't come to satellite yet that's hearing Howard Stern, Howard Stern. Well, I guess you could look at it both ways, Howard, but there's something about that guy, seriously, that I think he's just bad news. Yes. It... You know, all of a sudden, the kid, the young 20-year old boy, he goes -- and a lot of people said, he had an overdose and who gave it, and Howard Stern was with him in all this. Howard K. Stern. And then they said, Anna was angry at Howard K. Stern because of the son. Then was he involved? And then all of a sudden, she goes, there's something bad about this guy. Yes. Somehow, he's the only one left standing. All right, let's say he's good. And then somewhat like his whole life was devoted to her, and I mean, it's like, give me a break. You know, look -- I mean, look, I knew Anna, and you knew Anna. And it's somebody that you sort of had a -- you've felt very sorry for. But it's hard to devote your entire life to it. One of the all-time -- of course. One of the all-time beautiful faces, right, in the world. All time. And you know, not bright... Not bright, but you know, maybe smarter than we think. I don't know. But not bright. That's what Donald said over the weekend. I was like, what? Well, maybe. I mean, I wouldn't know what her SATs were, but you -- but Donald Trump makes... I know a lot of beautiful models. And they're saying, "Oh Yeah, but Donald, you make a good point. I [Inaudible] to say, you know, not bright. They talk about Paris Hilton. Is she bright? Is she not bright? Well, you know, I don't know. I know her from the time she's like 10 years old or younger, and she's making a hell of a living. Well, that's true. But you know, you make a good point. You're sitting here and you're analyzing Anna Nicole Smith, and then you look at this Howard K. Stern guy. He's a lawyer and his only client is Anna Nicole Smith. It get's even creepier, even creepier. Howard is a loser. He's a loser. I think he's some kind of a degenerate, in my opinion. And his whole life evolved around her. Let me tell you something, Donald. And by the way, I give him zero, that it's his baby. Right. Nobody believes that but him. Me, too. I was going to ask you that. I give him zero. I think it's the other kid's baby. Birkhead? I think the Zsa Zsa Gabor guy. I mean, that -- the Zsa Zsa Gabor loser came out... Husband. Yes. The prince? Have you known him? Imagine, you're married to somebody and you announce that you think it might be your baby, that's wonderful. Do you know Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband. Loser. Right. Now how... Well, let me tell you something about Howard K. Stern. I just read that he opened a talent agency just for Anna Nicole. I think that was even before he met her. I don't know, but hey, let me ask you something. This guy is a sicko, in my opinion. And I'll tell you what, and I really meant zero chance. No, I think the baby is probably the blond guy. Okay? Yes. Uh huh. Any chance it could... The baby is from the blond guy. Howard K. Stern, whatever the hell his name. Is that his real name, by the way? That's what I'm questioning, too. Is Howard K. Stern... To my frustration, you were extremely hot. You've always been hot. And all of a sudden, he changes that. Who knows? It probably is. It probably is. What are the odds of somebody both naming their kid... There's not a lot of people who change their name to Stern. Right. Right? Maybe it was Stern and he changed it to Howard. I don't know. I don't know. But boy, I'll tell you what, that guy is bad news. And right now, I think of you every time I see him on television. I think of you and I'm saying, he can't be thrilled. No. I'm laying in bed all week, and I go, I built up the name Howard Stern. I've told this story earlier. Dee Snider's twisted sister said to me once, you've actually kind of made the name Howard cool. That's a shitty name. You got stuck with a shitty name, but you know, it's like how Bruce Springsteen made Bruce kind of cool because that's another shitty name. And he said, you kind of pulled it off. And I'm sitting there watching it all go down the drain because of Howard K. Stern and Dee Snider... Howard, for years you've been criticizing him, right? For years you have not been a fan of his. Right. And you know a loser when you see one, right? Right. How would you feel if he became the hot Howard Stern and you became the secondary? Well, that's what's happening. Well, they're calling him Howard Stern now? I know. It's very tough. What am I going to do? I don't know what you're going to do, Howard. It's very, very tough. It's a nightmare. I don't know. I'm walking around feeling -- listen to this. And depending on what they find out about this guy, it could get worse. In Australia? I just kind of figured, this story will eventually die. But in Australia, the newspapers are talking about how Shock Jock Howard Stern is claiming to be the father of the baby. And I got letters from Denmark, as far away as Denmark, offering me condolences on losing my girlfriend. That's tough. How about all of the fathers that are stepping up? How about all of these guys and every one of them? Who really -- let's say a real player, a really cool cat, do you think anybody stands up, and as a news conference, did you think you might be the father? No. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Well, one thing about her, she had plenty of action. Do you think she actually had any action with Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband? Do you think he ever [Inaudible] her? I do. I'm going to say yes, and I'm going to tell you what the story was that I heard. Go ahead. Zsa Zsa -- Now you've met Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband? I've met him once. Right. Because they say, he's not -- he's a prince, but the family bought the name. Like he's... He is not top of the line. But they say that Anna Nicole Smith, being, you know, out of it as she was, she wanted to be a princess. So she was saying to him for 10 years, please marry me and make me a princess. She bought into the fact that he was a prince. And he said, he would not leave Zsa Zsa. And he offered to adopt Anna Nicole Smith, but Zsa Zsa was sort of against it because she's dying. That's actually what happened to his father. His father was adopted by whoever had a title. Right. This is tha Zsa Zsa who was a tough woman, you know, tough and crazy. And she's now sitting in a wheelchair. Her mind is okay, but everything else has gone [Inaudible] Right. And she's watching this guy on television, announcing that this is his baby, and she's can't do anything about it. She's bound to a wheelchair. She can't move. Today, I've got a tape of him... You think she's happy right now, Howard? No. I think it's a crazy world. I mean, I know... Today, I've got a tape of him saying that Zsa Zsa is a little upset. I always... I don't think she's a little upset. And you know, probably from his standpoint, it's very good there's not a thing she can do about it. I've always loved Zsa Zsa Gabor. I mean, I thought Zsa Zsa Gabor was a kind of a cool lady. Like she would come on talk shows and say whatever was on her mind. And she's got to be... Yes. In a way, she was cool. Her mind's got to be, like, just fuming. But she was the one who married this dude and was walking around, telling people to call her princess. Yes. You know the toughest thing there? She was legit. She was a great beauty also. Yes. And there's nothing good about the clock. Please remember that, Howard. Don't I know. I know you think we're all getting better-looking as we get older. There's nothing good about the clock. Take a look at Zsa Zsa. No. You know, interestingly about Anna Nicole, I knew her model agency very well. She was with Elite when it was good. Now, it's not good. Now the Trump Agency is the hot agency, believe it or not. But she was with Elite Models. And a woman who read -- a French woman named Monique Pillard. She ran it. And I said to her about 10 years ago, I said, "Monique Yes, it's true. When she came to New York, I saw Anna Nicole Smith the first day or week that she was in New York. She was 6 feet tall. She had the best body. She had the best face. She had the best hair I've ever seen. Right. You know, hair is my thing. I'm really into hair up right now, okay? And she has the most beautiful -- I mean, she had the best hair, but she had the best face and the best body. You said, the best face. She had the best body. She did. Monique said that -- now, when she opened your mouth, it that was different. Let's face it. It ruined it. When she opened her mouth -- because I said to her, "What did you do?"" She said Wasn't anything more sad than watching her gain weight? I mean, it's almost like wasting that beauty and letting herself just get fat. Well, let me ask you this. How did she lose the weight, do you think? I think it was -- well, listen, I -- Do you think she had the operation? I don't think she -- you know, it had to be, come to think, because... Yes, I always said she had the operation. You know, I don't believe it was the product. And by the way, the products that she was endorsing was not in her refrigerator in the Bahamas. It was another product. Slimfast, yes. I'm sure they're thrilled. Well, they're claiming that somebody set up that picture that went in and changed the refrigerator around to embarrass Trim Spa. I don't know. Probably not. Who knows? But I think you're right. I think she had the operation. I think you're right. In fact, they just found out that she had had 2 breast surgeries since the birth of her child. You're kidding! I think I read that in the paper today. That's crazy. She had some definite problems. But I think she had the operation. It was the only way. I have friends that... You hung out with her? What? Did you hang out with her? I knew her pretty well. Did you ever bang her when she was hot? No, no. I never did. Did you ever try to bang her? I mean, I knew -- I never tried. I never got past the mouth Did you think about it? You know, I was -- maybe I was crazy. I was hoping you were the father of the baby. [Inaudible] our, I might have been the only one. Did you ever fuck your girl's girlfriend? But you know, interestingly, I have friends that have been fat all their lives, business guys, they're slobs, and they've been really -- and not because they're fat, but they're tough, rough guys. They'll be making a deal and chugging down -- they're rich as hell, and they'll be chucking down hamburgers while they're making this. You know the kind of guy I'm talking about, right? Right. Their whole life, they're fat. Like 350 pounds, 300 pounds, and they're tough guys, smart guys. All of a sudden, this guy walks into my office the other day. I have 3 or 4 of them. And he weighed like 170. I said, what are you doing? He goes, "ahhh."" They don't want to admit to the operation because they'd look like Why don't they? That we gave up, and we're just -- they had their stomach removed. But they never look good after they do it. You know what, they look worse, Howard. That's the one thing. They do. Know he doesn't want to. They And they're miserable. And they gain -- look at this guy out of American Idol, the black guy. He's fat again. He's fat again. I tell you, they don't look -- It's true. How do you eat? How do you at when... It's do important to look a certain way. Some of these guys, they lose 100 pounds, 150 pounds, and they look sick. They don't look... Do you think Star Jones ever looked healthy? No, she looks -- I don't think she looks as good. She looks like a deflated prune. You know, the -- so many people, when they lose this weight, this a large amount of weight, they never look good again. It's amazing. That's right. Yes, it is amazing. Thank goodness, you don't have that problem, Howard. No, no. I don't eat. So listen, I feel sorry for you with the Howard K. Stern. You're thinking of me. What do you think he has to do? Yes, what would you do if you -- I think he is responsible personally for the Anna Nicole tragedy. I think he's responsible. Well, how do you -- let's be serious for a second. When you say responsible, here's a girl who is out of control. He's a hanger-on, all right? I would agree to that. Well, you know, he's a total hanger-on-er, but I think he may be losing the power of the hanging on. And maybe... You're not suggesting you think he did something. Do you think it's possible that he was feeding her the drugs? Do you think that's possible? No. I mean, it's possible, But I don't think that's the case. Look, all of the drugs they took out of the room... I'll tell you what, I think he's bad news. You know, if people called -- I know -- a lot of friends of mine, if people called Anna Nicole they couldn't get through another word. She was like the answering service. He would... He blocked everything. Yes, but -- let's take a look at it this way. It's not like he did a good job because look at the way she ended up. You know, it's one thing if she ended up and, you know, wonderful times, right? But she ended up the worst. Well, I don't agree with you. This guy was like the secretary, the lawyer, the whole thing. I think he was a real sicko. All of the drugs they took out of her room, they say, had his name on them, the hotel room. I believe he's responsible for that very bad things that have happened to her. And by the way, notice that I didn't bother you during the whole Rosie O'Donnell thing. You know what? No, I appreciate that. I'm thinking if you wanted to call in about it, you would. Is Rosie going to be next? Is she a mess or what? You look at that slob. Is she a mess... You know, for years -- I've got to tell you something. As long as you're on the phone, I'll tell you. I had a feud with her for years, and I said some horrible things about her. And in fact, we even had a phony phone call to her on our show from the mayor of Philadelphia, and I calling her a fat slob, all kinds of wild things. And when I saw that -- when she came out of the closet, I felt better about her. I felt that she -- let me tell you my story. I thought that she was being honest about her sexuality. There was no more of this, you know, Tom Cruise is the most handsome man. And I felt that when I saw a special on HBO, where her and her girlfriend were... Her wife. Her wife. Her wife. At that time, girlfriend, were really instrumental. They were experiencing a lot of homophobia. They took a cruise with a bunch of gay people, and the gay people were being attacked in the Bahamas by -- I think it was the Bahamas, but I don't know, one of these countries. And -- one of these islands. And they stood up and they really took a stand against homophobia. And they were taking a lot of shit. And my view of her softened. I felt -- I just ran into her at a restaurant recently, Nobu, and we sort of made our peace. And I told her I was very proud of that special... Yes, but she did that for her own. Let me tell you, she's a bad person. I know her. She's a bad person. She's a -- it's interesting. When I was doing one of the shows, The Today Show, one of the cameraman came up to me. He said, "Mr. Trump please don't ever stop on Rosie."" I said Really? She was always mean to the smaller people. She would treat us like dogs with her satire. She would curse at us. She would shout at us. She was sick. Please don't ever give up on her. She's a horrible person. This is the camera guy. You know, he's the camera guy. Yes. No, I've heard those -- yes, I've heard those stories as well. She's a horror show. She's bad news. So what's the deal? You're going to -- is it going to be weird if you run into her somewhere? No, no. You don't t give a shit. I don't -- Howard, honestly, there's billions of people in the world. I like some of them, okay? You know, just have 2 or 3 friends, you know? You're my friend. But the fact is, hey, Howard, who cares? I go on The Today Show, Meredith Vieira, and she says, "is it true that you called her crude?" I said, "No. I called her a degenerate."" She's like Right, right, right. Okay. Did you call het fat? I said, let me ask you, "is she fat?""""I'd rather not answer that question."" I said Barbara Walters... But [Inaudible] that person. You know what? Rosie is a bully. And as you learn from growing up in your wonderful school that you loved so much when grew up, you love that school so much, but when you have bullies, and I guess you didn't get the chance to hit them back. Basically... No, I ran. Basically, you've kept that to you. But when you have bullies, you've got to hit them right between the eyes. And you know, I'm very happy she's fat. Well, I think she's sorry. I think she's sorry she started it with you. Oh no, she doesn't want to -- let me tell you. She is a bad person. She hits Kelly Ripa. She hit Danny DeVito. How about Danny DeVito? Did you see that deal? [Inaudible] I think -- yes, I saw that. Kelly Ripa -- I told Kelly Ripa to call in and argue that point because I said, "that's not fair."" Kelly Ripa was not being homophobic in the case of Clay Aiken. Clay Aiken was out of line He put his hand in her mouth. Yeah. That was disgusting. I mean, look. I don't want somebody's hand. You don't even -- I don't want somebody's hand in my mouth. I don't want to shake anyone's hand. People have germs. Excuse me, you and me both. Right. So I -- if I... How about when she did that Tom Selleck -- do you remember that Tom Selleck? Oh, that was about the gun. Yes, she -- yes. This poor guy goes in to talk about some movie or some television show and she starts hitting him, and he didn't know what happened. Well, you didn't let that happen. He's still -- you know what, he's still wondering -- he's still walking around the streets saying, "What happened?" Right. So you said when this came out, you said, "Listen Yes, well, I said I was going to fight back. You know, I understand her. I don't like her. She's not a smart person. You know she's not as smart. She's just a bully. She's a loudmouth. Is there anything she can do to get back in your good graces? No. Nothing? No, no. Blow you? If she came in and blew you? No. I'd pay a lot of money for that not to happen. That is one of the most unattractive people. And speaking of... And you know, she took great offense at the fact that I said she better be careful or I or one of my friends will go and pick up her wife. Barbara Walters is... Barbara Walters lied. I mean, barbara Walters picked me as one of the most fascinating people last year. I wouldn't do that show. She asked me to be on that show. Well, Barbara Walters last year, Howard -- I wonder if Barbara -- by the way, I way I wonder Barbara regrets having chosen me as one of the most fascinating. No. I don't think she regrets it, but I'm wondering what it's going to be like -- I bet you, two, will make up. I tend to doubt it, really. Really? You and Barbara? You know, somebody said to me, "Oh but you and Barbara were friends."" First of all So the lawyer said, "Please So I said, "Listen But you'll ignore her. You'll ignore her? Like she doesn't exist. She doesn't -- Howard, she lied. Now, at first, she lied, but she lied modestly. And I said, "I totally agree."" It's like Yeah, but what about the people who came off and said you came off badly during the Rosie feud. They thought that you were too vicious. You know what they mean? Like... Well, I think you have to be vicious when you're dealing with a vicious person. Right. You know, I'm not -- I'm not that way. You have to be vicious when -- I went to the Wharton School of Finance. I was a great student. I got very good marks and all that stuff, and I sometimes explain that to people. Because sometimes, when you come off extremely vicious, it's not necessarily -- Did you get mails? It's not necessarily always your great intellect. Did you get a lot of e-mails and stuff from people saying you were too vicious? Or did -- were some people against you? I got -- I would say 85 percent in favor of the way -- and I had a lot of good friends of mine saying, "Donald Right. And I say, because I have to. Like, why not be bothered? Genetically, I have to. It's not a question of, you know -- in other words, she makes statements about me that were totally false. They then corrected those statements. But you know what? There was not -- and said was angry, more angry at anything that I gave Miss USA a second chance. How do you like that one, by the way? Isn't that wonderful? Oh, I thought it was good. Best Friday to her the other night. But that's how it started. Because she was angry that i gave Miss USA a second chance. I know I did the right thing in giving her a second chance. Hey, I've got to ask you a question. I'm watching Jimmy Kimmel when Andy Dick put his hands on your daughter. And I said, "that was totally inappropriate."" She was a good sport about it. Were you..." She's a great kid. Well, he was seriously -- you know, at first I thought it was a stunt or a gimmick, but then when I watched the tape, I saw that he really had some problems. Jimmy did the right thing, dragging him off the set. Yeah. I did Jimmy Show, by the way. I did it about 3 or 4 weeks ago. Right. I thought he was great. Jimmy is a good guy. He needed something that I didn't believe. Because I didn't really want to do that show because this was right in the heat of that stupid Rosie thing. And I didn't really want to do the show because he's on ABC, and they're on ABC and everything else, right? Right. So I go on the show. And I agree to do it, and we were going to talk about it. And he actually totally took my side with Barbara against Barbara and Rosie. And he actually did a cartoon of Barbara with her nose growing. You know, meaning, that nose was growing in front of you. But Jimmy, I tell you, he was great. He was funny. He did the right thing. I really liked doing the show. I think the show is doing very well. He did. It is. He did the right thing getting rid of Andy. Getting rid of Andy. Andy was being inappropriate with her. Right. My -- when my daughter did the show, like 2 weeks later. And -- by the way, did my daughter looked beautiful? Your daughter, I've got to tell you, man. And I know this would kill you, if I wasn't with Beth, I swear, I would make a play for her. Even the thought of it kills me. I would be your son-in-law. Really? That kills you? The thought of it kills me. I'm going to tell you the truth I have [Inaudible] respect for you. I think ... I love Beth, and I and I think it's -- I think you can do whatever the hell you want to Beth, and [Inaudible] Then I'd be Howard Trump. But can I tell you something? Honestly... But I just -- the report. Listen now, there's a report that you're getting married, eh? Well, we've we've talked about it. I always told you, you would eventually. Sort of Robin. Hey can I -- but I -- can I tell you something now? I'm watching that with your daughter, and I go, "You know Yes. She speaks. She's got a ton of dough. I mean, you know, sort of. She's a great kid. She's a great kid. What a great catch. I still think she got implants. She -- her chest looks bigger to me. Ohh... But so what? They... Well, she hasn't told me about it. Well, that's nothing she's going to discuss with you. No, I don't think so. And can i tell you something? The face, gorgeous. The body, gorgeous. Bright. And I'm sitting here going, you know what, when I met her, there she is, put her on a mini skirt -- when I met her, I thought she was kind of saying to me, I like you. Oh, that would make me thrilled. And I know she would be with me... And then I thought, I'm one of the guys that don't need your money, Howard. Yes, but what a rebellion it would be on her part to go out with me. I wonder if I needed your money, would I go to it. I don't think so. Why would you hate -- why would you hate, what would you hate... I can't do that. I couldn't do it. No matter -- hey, Robin, no matter what... You wouldn't do that. If I had Zippo, I'd say, Howard, take it away. Keep your money. Why would you hate me being your son-in-law? I don't know. I can't even imagine -- it's just. You know why? Because you know I love you, but I've listened to you too many years... Is it the Jew thing? No. No. Stop it. You know, because a lot of the country club guys, they don't... Stop it. I was waiting -- hey Howard, I was waiting for that question. It could be, though. I was waiting for that question. But maybe he doesn't want to wake up in the morning and... That is below the belt, Howard. I can't believe she married a Jew. But you don't want to wake up in the morning and hear about how he had sex with her last night, right? Right. I don't think so. Well, yes. Even not hearing about it. Even the thought of it. By the way, I would convert. I like him right where he is with Beth. I would convert. You would? I would. Well, I tell you what. She is an outstanding -- you know she was a very, very model, top. She's gorgeous. And then at 18, at 18 years old, she cut it off. She went to Wharton. Yes. The Wharton School of Finance, which is the best. Where I [Inaudible] in a row. She's super super hot. Who is she seeing now? Well, she went to Wharton. Well, she got all As. Who is she doing? Well, the only thing that can hurt her, the only thing that will stand in her way is the wrong guy. You know that very well. That's right. Right. The only thing that will [Inaudible] -- and by the way, she [Inaudible]. Howard K. Stern? Who would you rather have, Howard K. Stern or Howard A. Stern? I would take you in a heartbeat, okay? Of those 2, reluctantly, I would go with you. You'd have to go with me. But you know, she's got all As. She's now in business and -- in my business with me. She's doing a great job with Don. And they're doing great, and they're brothers. All right, Let me give you theoreticals, hypotheticals. Go ahead. Howard K. Stern or Jamie Foxx? Which -- who do you go with? Well, I like Jamie Foxx a lot. But you know, it's Jamie Foxx. Hey, Howard. I would certainly go with Jamie Foxx. You would? Oh yes, and you knew I would say that. I mean, what -- he can say anything he wants just as long as he didn't bring Jamie Foxx home and really try to do him. You know what, Howard, I know what you're getting at. There is zero discrimination in my blood. You know, Howard. I know, i know. You're a good man. Donald actually tole me that they tricked O.J. Simpson out of his country club because he didn't want his kind there. I said, "Really O.J. Simpson actually went to my wedding. And I think he sat right next to you, did he? He did. And I have a picture. The back of my book is a picture from him. [Inaudible] Marla. That's right. And that was about 3 weeks before he killed his wife. That's right. We know that well. He's killed her. . . Yes. I saw O.J. At a restaurant, that was at The Ivy, and I was with a group of like 7 or 8 or bankers. How long ago? We're sitting -- this is, you know -- this is before the fact, before it happened. Right. Before's the murder. Right. And he was talking very nice. You know, he was a nice guy. I mean, you know, he was a nice guy. But you know, somehow, I can't get over what he did. You know, it's like, hard. Right. But she came up to him, Nicole, and she was at a table, and she didn't treat him very nicely. She was very, very, you know, like what are you doing? Get back to the table. And everybody sort of said, "wow Right. But he -- you still don't do what he did, which he obviously did. I mean, what did he do with that time, Donald? Did he just smile? You know, he was embarrassed. And he was like, don't worry, I'm going to be killing you. I'm going to kill her. I will kill her very soon. You're going to get it. He was very embarrassed. It was very embarrassing for him. She was sitting with her mother or something, and she was quite rude, unfortunately. And he was a little bit embarrassed. And that's something I never forgot. And you know, then shortly after that, the ultimate act took place. But it was -- what a mess that is. Yes. That's for sure. Well, it's weird. I mean, because we met him. Oh, yes. He was a nice guy. Nice guy, charming, except for the murder thing. It. He was a great guy, other than a couple of murders. Yes, that's it. Did he ever -- do you know... [Inaudible] if you're from, like, where I'm from, the murders sort of do it. He called me once. He wanted to know if he could play golf. After the murder? Yes. I said, "I'm going to take a pass." He got on the phone with you personally? No, no. They just wanted to set up a golf match. Somebody called for him. They wanted to know if they could -- because I play golf. He plays golf. You know. Oh my god. Could you imagine if he did that... And I took a pass. Yes, that was a smart move. That was a smart move. You would have just come off looking like [Inaudible] You know the greatest is that where they say that O.J. Wasn't physically fit enough to have killed Ron Goldman, and you know, because Ron Goldman lifted weights and stuff. And I'll tell you a story. I was on the golf course, playing with O.J. You know, again, prior, of course. Because after, I just shut him off. It was over. Right, right. But -- because I was one of the most obvious murderers of all time. But I was on the golf course blank, and I'm playing with a guy, a friend of mine, who was like this really good athlete and he's, you know, physically fit, he's lifting weights, one of these guys. Is hot. And O.J.'s in shorts. And O.J. Had these really skinny legs. He had -- you used to wonder, how could he drag 5 linebackers from Pennsylvania on his back for 10 yards. You know, because he's got these really thin legs, right? But you know, just -- he was an amazing athlete, an amazing runner, and a very powerful guy. Yes, it was crazy. So even -- by the way, so a guy like that, an NFL guy like that, he could be in bad shape and old and he'd still kill a normal guy. Absolutely. Right, yes. There's no -- there's not even a career. I mean, the idea that he had arthritis was horseshit. I mean... Well, the whole thing. So this was this was some -- a little bit before the murder. So what happens is my friend said, "there's no way You've got to trust me. O.J. Is sin fine shape. Well, yes, Donald, must have been... So now I hear the stories about O.J. Couldn't have killed him because he wasn't strong enough, he wasn't physically fit. It's all bullshit. Yes. Donald must be sitting there during the trial... By the way, at 75 years old. O.J. Would have been able to kill him. Of course. Right, saying O.J. Can't walk. O.J. is claiming he can't walk. Yes. They should have called you as a witness. Well, no, O.J. Was one of the greatest running back of all time. And this guy was a guy that would go around you, but if necessary, he'd go through you. You know, in other words, one of the backs that had both qualities, right? Yes. No, he was one of the greats. And he would carry guys on his back. And everybody used to wonder, because he had very thin legs. You know, he had very thin legs. Everybody would wonder, how did those thin legs carry 4 or 5 linebackers? You know, it's pretty tough, right? Right. So O.J. At 75 would have no trouble, you know? That's right. But it's too bad it's too bad. It's too bad. I'm glad you called in. Well, it's nice to talk to you. I feel very sorry for you having to live with us Howard K. Stern thing. I think about you every time. And as you say, maybe it's a good thing for your career, Howard. But we don't have to worry about you. I think your career is blessed. I look at -- exactly. Yes. But Howard thinks it's going to go away. I don't think it's going away. No, I thin it's -- I think It's great to watch. I think [Inaudible] and you'll hear stories that he was the one that -- maybe you'll hear stories and he was the one that killed her. I've got to tell you -- who knows? I got that. Even the mother mother thinks that he killed her. I don't believe -- the mother had nothing to do with her. The thing is that when I turned on Fox News, if they didn't have on Anna Nicole this weekend, I didn't want to watch any of the story. I go to CNN, if they didn't have it, I go to MSNBC. And 9 times out of 10, MSNBC had something, so I stayed with it. Anything Anna Nicole I don't find it -- you now what, though, Howard, I don't find it that fascinating. You know, last week, before she died, Entertainment Tonight was doing -- your friend Pat, right? Entertainment Tonight was doing a lot of [Inaudible] on Anna, and I didn't find it... Me neither. I didn't want to watch it. Me neither. And I think it was the way she was talking. She was obviously drugged out. I don't think that was even alcohol. I think that was drugs, but she was horrible. And it looked like she had the lips pumped. Right. All of you many women listening, why do women have their lips pump. I think it's the most disgusting thing to look at these big, fat, pumped-up tires. By dying, she made herself interesting again, didn't she? Well, I don't know. It was the best career move ever. But even even now, other than the basics, I don't find it -- I don't find it interesting like other stories for some reason. But maybe I must be in a minority because that's all they have. I never did, but now, I find it interesting. Yes, I wasn't watching the stories before the death, but now I'm riving it. Way in. I can't believe how much publicity she was getting before. I mean, over what? You know, you're trying to find out what. Why is she getting all this publicity? And you couldn't figure it out. But you know, one thing I've learned about your business, Howard, it's all about the ratings. If my feud with that slob, or if Miss USA or -- because that Miss USA became a huge story. Right. The one thing we know, if people aren't watching... I'm more interested in her now. Well, by the way, she is beaut -- I should [ Inaudible] She's a hot piece of ass. Get her in here. You know, the last time I put one of the people on your show, it was Miss Russia. I know, but that was the end. And I had to fire her. Yes, get that one on here. I want to talk to her because she's -- you know what? I feel bad for your Miss USA because this girl was having so much fun. Oh, but she is one beautiful -- I tell you what, she is so beautiful... I know, but she's got to be miserable now. She's got to be miserable now. She can't party. Well, we said, she could have certainly been Miss Howard Stern. We would never have stopped her fun. No. If it was me. I would never even -- I'd go, "go ahead and do whatever you have to do That's right. If it was howard K. Stern, he'd bring her out of it. But you were right. I mean, you've got a franchiser. You wouldn't do anything to her, by the way, Robin, but just bring her out right. Right. That's true. You know, that Miss USA... I bet, I wouldn't be surprised if Howard K. Stern never got there with her. Oh, I don't think it at all. I agree. I don't think he ever banged her. I would be -- unless she was totally drugged out, I would be surprised if he ever even got there, let alone the kid. I mean, the kid is nonsense, right? But I would be surprised if he ever got there. Yes, I agree. Hey listen, I'm going to move on. But listen, thank you for calling. Good to talk to you. Good to talk to you. It's great to talk to you both. I hope you're both happy. And do you think -- what about The Apprentice. The Apprentice is doing great. It's on -- it was on last night. It's on Sunday nights at 9:00, and it's been doing really well. Sunday nights, 9 o'clock, The Apprentice, everybody, Right. All right, hey, thanks, Donald. Come in here anytime. You know that. Good luck with Howard K. Yes, hey, I love you, too. Robin, take care. All right. Thank you, Donald. Right. Farewell. The Great Donald Trump. Didn't you say a couple of months ago...