Interview: Donald Trump on The Howard Stern Show - July 16, 2008

Your hair looks good. Artie just worked your place. Artie just did stand-up.

Howard Stern

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Artie Lange

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That's right, I was at the Taj. It was --

Donald Trump

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Yeah, you know what, I heard it was very successful.

Artie Lange

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Yeah.

Donald Trump

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Very good.

Artie Lange

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Another [Inaudible]

Robin Quivers

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Even Mr. Florentine was that one of Trump's properties.

Howard Stern

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Robin's boyfriend.

Artie Lange

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Yeah, it was Nick Di Paolo. That's right.

Donald Trump

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Very good.

Howard Stern

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How are you doing in this economy? Are your assets down or are they up?

Donald Trump

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Well, I'm all over the world, Howard, we're doing 73 jobs all over the world and other parts of the world.

Howard Stern

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When you say jobs you mean buildings?

Donald Trump

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Buildings, like in Dubai and the Middle East and in China and lots of other places.

Howard Stern

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Who's gonna go to Dubai? I keep hearing about this Dubai.

Robin Quivers

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Everybody's going to Dubai.

Donald Trump

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I tell you we are selling like hotcakes.

Artie Lange

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Howard, I'm telling you I was just in Afghanistan, to stand up for the troops, everyone talks about Dubai, like, you have got to go to Dubai.

Donald Trump

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It's amazing.

Artie Lange

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It's the nicest place in the world.

Howard Stern

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It's amazing. I'm doing --

Donald Trump

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Do you get laid in Dubai?

Artie Lange

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Oh, yeah.

Donald Trump

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Well, like actually truthfully, for maybe all of the wrong reasons you have some of the most beautiful women in the world there.

Howard Stern

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Oh, because of slavery or something?

Donald Trump

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No, because they just go there.

Howard Stern

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They go there?

Robin Quivers

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Yeah, whats the wrong reason?

Donald Trump

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They follow the money, Howard.

Howard Stern

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They do, right?

Donald Trump

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They are all looking for guys like you.

Howard Stern

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Its all rich dudes.

Donald Trump

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They're all rich guys and a lot of women looking for a rich guys.

Howard Stern

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And the other nice thing, it's Jew-free over there.

Howard Stern

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I tell you what, its an amazing place. It really is.

Howard Stern

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Are Jews allowed in Dubai?

Robin Quivers

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That's why its an amazing place. [Inaudible].

Howard Stern

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Its like an exclusive country club.

Donald Trump

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But you know then you have like in this country and we have become a sad situation because of our president, the worst president in the history of the country, I mean,

Howard Stern

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Who are you backing?

Donald Trump

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Well, I like the fact that McCain very strongly wants to keep taxes low, I mean with this economy you can't be raising taxes.

Howard Stern

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Can I tell you something? You bringing up a good point. I've been thinking about this. Here's what I don't like about Obama. He is saying -- You know I'm disgusted with government, I pay 50%, 50% of the money I earn.

Donald Trump

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You're going up.

Howard Stern

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If he gets in, you're going way up.

Robin Quivers

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Howard Stern

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This is what's bugging me. I think, God forbid, if you ran your business like the United States government you would be bankrupt. We are so in debt. Trillions of dollars. And the only reason is because, government does not know how to spend money. You see, they spend money on anything. It's not their money and politicians

Robin Quivers

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And they just keep taking more

Howard Stern

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They keep taking more and there is more deficit. And now a guy is going to get in office and tell me I'm not paying enough? Excuse me, I'm working half a year for the United States government and you're telling me I'm not paying enough?

Donald Trump

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It's a problem.

Howard Stern

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It's a problem.

Donald Trump

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You know the amazing thing? I watch all the business stuff I like the business stuff I read. Nobody ever talks about OPEC. They say the speculators are driving up oil. Speculators, speculators are nothing. You're a speculator, we're all speculators. Nothing. OPEC they have these guys sitting around a table. They raise the price of oil. And because we have a stupid president they get away with it, I mean, we have a president that goes to Saudi Arabia and wraps his arms around these people and says, you know, we love you, we love you, we love you. The next day they announce they're not going to anything for us.

Howard Stern

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They're raping us, they're raping us.

Donald Trump

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So you know look we need a new leader we've got to get this guy out of there fast.

Howard Stern

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By the way --

Robin Quivers

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Yeah, I have to say I heard Donald on another show I think it was Greta Van Susteren and he said exactly that he said, You know, the president just went over to Saudi Arabia the price of gasoline keeps going up and he's holding hands with the guy.

Howard Stern

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What would you say to the Saudi Arabians if you were President Trump?

Donald Trump

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Oh, we'd have fun, so let me just tell you those oil prices would drop like a rock.

Howard Stern

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Tell me about that.

Donald Trump

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You know that you have ships all over the world that are loaded up with oil. They don't know what to do with there's so much. And yet the price keeps going up.

Howard Stern

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It's a monopoly. Howard, if you have a store and I have a store on Fifth Avenue and we get together to set prices they put us in jail

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Now you have these people like, 12 people, 14 people, they sit around the table they say, Let's raise it, we have a stupid president heading the United States, he's not going to do anything, let's raise it. Howard, there are so many things you could do. Number one you've got to let them know. Hey, places like Saudi Arabia wouldn't be there if it weren't for us

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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If we didn't protect them.

Donald Trump

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We protect them.

Howard Stern

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And you know it's -- it's really -- it's really a very sad situation

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Why does the government approve ExxonMobil mergers in three seconds and they can't figure out how to approve a satellite merger?

Donald Trump

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You know I often talk about that. ExxonMobil, these two monsters, the two biggest, they get together they merge it's okay but you guys can't merge.

Howard Stern

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What is going on?

Donald Trump

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And your stock ain't doing so well.

Howard Stern

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Right. Because they're raping these companies and they try to bankrupt us.

Donald Trump

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We've got this great guy Mel wants to do a good job. You know, I mean, you're doing a good job. You got to merge OK merge.

Howard Stern

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That's it.

Robin Quivers

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And yet ExxonMobil merges in 15 seconds so you figure it.

Howard Stern

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The Chicago Tribune wrote a great editorial yesterday about this is ridiculous that Exxon and Sirius can't merge

Robin Quivers

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It's finally getting some attention?

Howard Stern

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Well, it's upsetting people I mean, the government is corrupt.

Donald Trump

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Jim Cramer is a great guy he was on The Apprentice and he's just a great guy and I don't know if you've ever heard his [Inaudible]. But he goes crazy every night

Howard Stern

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He's great

Donald Trump

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About why they're not allowing this merger so

Howard Stern

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It's upsetting.

Donald Trump

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He said it's ridiculous.

Howard Stern

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It's upsetting to me not only because obviously I would -- I would do well if the companies merged but it's upsetting to me that government would hold companies up for ransom and to make it so political and the lobbyists have their way.

Robin Quivers

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And that some companies are favored over other companies.

Howard Stern

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Right. They're trying to get money, you are trying to make business. They're trying to do it.

Donald Trump

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Well, it's not my business, Howard. And personally, I don't care, as long as you continue to be on the air. It doesn't make any difference to me whether they merge, although I would like to see Mel do well, so I like it. So I couldn't care less if they merge or not but I will imagine --

Howard Stern

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So you are telling me there's lots of oil out there and that

Robin Quivers

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And ships won't come in, huh?

Howard Stern

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It won't come in.

Donald Trump

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Lots of oil lots of lots of ships loaded up with oil and they don't know what to do with it.

Howard Stern

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So if you were President Trump, I will go back to that now, how would you pressure the Saudis, would you say, Listen we're going to let other countries invade you and we're not going to protect you anymore?

Donald Trump

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You know the part of the problem with this country is a question like that you have to reveal your hand. You don't talk about when you go into a business that you don't talk about, This is what I do. I had an idiot come into my office the other day he says to me, Mr. Trump I'm a great negotiator. I really negotiate well. I read all your books. I'm making a deal with this guy, right? He said, I'm really a great negotiator. I can really negotiate too. Now I've never met a good negotiator that tells you he's a good negotiator. You don't talk about it.

Howard Stern

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You'd rather go in and say --

Donald Trump

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Let's go in and you do your thing. You don't talk about it.

Howard Stern

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So you're saying elections are backwards in other words people shouldn't reveal what they're going to do.

Donald Trump

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They shouldn't be revealing what they're going to do. I mean I see things the other day where the Pentagon we found out is thinking about attacking Iran and we're going to fly planes here and there then we're going to land them here. We're going to fly and we're going to bomb them at 4:30 in the afternoon. But we may make it at 4:45. This is crazy. What do you think the late great Douglas MacArthur would have done if he heard about something?

Howard Stern

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He would have vomited

Donald Trump

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Okay. You know look we have a country that's not the same as it used to be Howard it's not respected

Howard Stern

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Have we gone downhill?

Donald Trump

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Totally downhill. It's not respected. Our leadership isn't respected and frankly, our country is just a different country than it was 10 years ago. Absolutely. You go to Europe you look at the euro it's strong you look at our dollar it's weak it's just really. I mean, as an example, yesterday I closed on a house $100 million.

Howard Stern

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$100 million? What house is worth --

Donald Trump

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In Palm Beach.

Howard Stern

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No kidding.

Donald Trump

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A very nice Russian gentleman bought a house for a $100 million. Now wouldn't it be nice if an American would give me $100 million instead of a Russian?

Robin Quivers

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You can't get that anymore, it's all foreigners, isn't it?

Donald Trump

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It's the foreigners because the dollar is weak.

Howard Stern

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Yeah.

Donald Trump

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By the way, I don't mind a weak dollar because I keep trying [Inaudible]. In a certain way that's so bad but you know there's something nice about a weak dollar.

Howard Stern

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Wait a second, you're telling me in Palm Beach --

Donald Trump

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In certain ways, it's not so bad for me. Doesn't sound very good but you know there's something good about a weak dollar.

Howard Stern

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You're telling me, you just sold a house in Palm Beach for $100 million.

Donald Trump

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A man, it's a very sad story, about two years ago a man went bankrupt and he had a house in Palm Beach and a house in Palm Beach was a very good house. And I bought it in bankruptcy, I bought it out of a bankruptcy auction.

Howard Stern

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What did you pay for it?

Donald Trump

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Forty-one million dollars.

Howard Stern

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OK

Donald Trump

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And I fixed it up, you know meaning I painted it.

Robin Quivers

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Right, I was going to say how much did that cost? About $250.

Donald Trump

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About $3. No I painted it.

Donald Trump

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Yeah

Howard Stern

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No, wait. You did more than that, what did you put? About two million in?

Donald Trump

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I put in a couple of dollars.

Howard Stern

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Okay.

Donald Trump

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And I sold it to a gentleman who's going to, I think rip it down probably and build a bigger house, you know.

Howard Stern

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Frankly, I don't know what he's going to do.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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It's on the ocean?

Donald Trump

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It's right in the ocean. I should have come to you. You have plenty of money.

Howard Stern

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Not that kind of money. Wow, You spent about 25 million though on renovations on this thing, right?

Donald Trump

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No, I didn't.

Howard Stern

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Not that much?

Donald Trump

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Now I would say it's a little --

Robin Quivers

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He wouldn't fix it that much [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

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You're off by about $24, 500.

Howard Stern

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So that was a very good deal for you?

Donald Trump

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Yeah, that was a good deal. I mean it was a good deal but it's you know it's not my big deal but it's it's like pretty sad when you think of it that most of the people that were negotiating I mean it's a great piece of property

Howard Stern

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But most of the people negotiating were foreign

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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They never mind all that, Melania is still tight? I mean, how she look?

Donald Trump

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She's looking good.

Howard Stern

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I saw an interview that my fiance did with her

Donald Trump

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Right, true.

Howard Stern

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And she looks sexier than ever.

Donald Trump

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She thinks your fiance is great.

Howard Stern

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After the baby --

Donald Trump

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Do you think you're going to invite Melania and Trump to the wedding?

Howard Stern

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Absolutely. I said it last night. I said I'm going to invite Trump and Melania

Robin Quivers

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Are they on the list?

Howard Stern

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They are on the list.

Robin Quivers

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They don't have to do [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

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Everybody wants me no matter where it is how they all want Trump, Trump is hot.

Howard Stern

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Well, listen --

Donald Trump

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So they all want Trump. So, I'm just curious as to whether or not he's inviting me to the wedding.

Howard Stern

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I'm gonna invite you.

Donald Trump

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Now the big question is whether or not I'll go.

Howard Stern

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You don't have to go. In fact, believe me it's too much pressure.

Robin Quivers

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You must go, come on.

Donald Trump

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Well, the invite would be nice 'coz this way I could say at least I've been invited, and if I don't go you're not gonna mind.

Howard Stern

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And as a favor to you, the invite will say, Donald trump plus current wife. In case anything goes wrong. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

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You know I do a lot of times, I'll invite guys like, you know, from -- I would say, well I'm -- he's going to be in Europe closing a big deal. So I have something -- so I invite him knowing he can't come because I don't want him to come. So, I always invite people that I know won't come because it's like having them, you get all the credit for it, but you don't have to suffer through their company.

Artie Lange

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You know what, Donald, can you get Howard back to the joke he made about you on your wedding.

Donald Trump

00:10:30 - 00:10:31 (1 sec)

Oh, he killed me.

Howard Stern

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I was right.

Donald Trump

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You were wrong. Years[Inaudible]

Howard Stern

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Your ex-wife, Marla Maples, were just National Inquirer, they said, her body is one of the tightest bodies around.

Donald Trump

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She's a great looking girl.

Howard Stern

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She still looks good.

Robin Quivers

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She was a gymnast or something, wasn't she?

Donald Trump

00:10:44 - 00:10:54 (11 sec)

She is a beautiful girl. But during the wedding and Howard sat right next to O.J. Simpson and in fact, he put me right on the cover, you know me and O.J. At the back cover of his book, which it did very nicely.

Howard Stern

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Thank you.

Donald Trump

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But at the wedding I was with Marla, and Marla is, was a really nice girl, you know, but yeah, I made a mistake. But she was great. [Inaudible] But here's Howard's statement that you to be one of the people I have everybody in New York is the biggest craziest thing that happened all year. They have to interview Howard.

Artie Lange

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So I go back and Marla wants to make love and I want to watch television to see what kind of coverage we're getting.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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That's why you're successful.

Donald Trump

00:11:20 - 00:11:25 (5 sec)

I knew the marriage was in trouble that first night. When you do that that's not a good sign. You agree with that, Robin?

Robin Quivers

00:11:25 - 00:11:26 (1 sec)

I agree. You should have been for the sex.

Donald Trump

00:11:26 - 00:11:36 (10 sec)

So, she's in bed saying, Darling, I love you. And I'm trying to find out you know who's on. So the only guy they have, with all these people, big celebrities everybody was there. You would say

Howard Stern

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I mean even O.J. When he was hot.

Donald Trump

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Artie Lange

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Of course you could say he's hotter

Donald Trump

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Donald Trump

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In a bad way

Howard Stern

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The hottest. In fact I have to.

Donald Trump

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Okay, before I talk about O.J. Because I do have to tell you about O.J. And The Apprentice.

Howard Stern

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I'm going to ask you about that.

Donald Trump

00:11:51 - 00:11:55 (4 sec)

NBC went totally crazy when I went to put O.J. In The Apprentice switch.

Howard Stern

00:11:55 - 00:11:57 (3 sec)

Let me ask you something. Do you still talk to O.J.?

Donald Trump

00:11:57 - 00:12:15 (18 sec)

Howard said that, There wasn't a wet eye in the house. [Inaudible] and then he said, now Marla's watching this and you know she's a very romantic person because, There wasn't a wet eye in the house. I thought that was her. I cracked up then and it was true. Yeah. That's the sad part, nobody was crying at my wedding.

Howard Stern

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No one cared. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:12:17 - 00:12:21 (4 sec)

It was like, you know, the talking, this is great, what a great --

Artie Lange

00:12:21 - 00:12:22 (0 sec)

That was a good time.

Donald Trump

00:12:22 - 00:12:24 (3 sec)

And then he had another comment. Do you remember your other comment?

Howard Stern

00:12:24 - 00:12:25 (1 sec)

Yeah. I said the marriage would last six months.

Donald Trump

00:12:25 - 00:12:28 (3 sec)

Six months and you were wrong and you were wrong, it lasted four years.

Howard Stern

00:12:28 - 00:12:28 (0 sec)

It did

Donald Trump

00:12:28 - 00:12:29 (1 sec)

You were wrong.

Howard Stern

00:12:29 - 00:12:30 (1 sec)

I was wrong

Robin Quivers

00:12:30 - 00:12:33 (4 sec)

But what are you gonna say about his wedding?

Howard Stern

00:12:33 - 00:12:44 (11 sec)

Well, you know Melania knows people very well. And she thinks you're marrying a spectacular woman. You know she really likes Beth, you know that. And I would probably, Howard might not invite me, but I think Beth wants Melania to be there.

Donald Trump

00:12:44 - 00:12:45 (0 sec)

But they have a good relationship and Melania thinks that Beth -- that this is going to be a very good marriage.

Howard Stern

00:12:45 - 00:12:46 (1 sec)

She does, that's true.

Donald Trump

00:12:46 - 00:12:50 (4 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:12:50 - 00:12:50 (0 sec)

Really?

Howard Stern

00:12:50 - 00:12:51 (1 sec)

So you have to say this.

Donald Trump

00:12:51 - 00:12:56 (4 sec)

What do I know? I would say it probably won't work because they don't work.

Howard Stern

00:12:56 - 00:12:56 (1 sec)

Okay, you know, they don't work, it's not because of Howard's or hers. It's because if you look statistically most marriages don't work.

Donald Trump

00:12:56 - 00:13:02 (6 sec)

Howard Stern

00:13:02 - 00:13:04 (2 sec)

I'm hoping mine does.

Donald Trump

00:13:04 - 00:13:04 (1 sec)

I had a friend

Howard Stern

00:13:04 - 00:13:05 (1 sec)

Yours is working though.

Donald Trump

00:13:05 - 00:13:21 (16 sec)

Listen to this. I had a friend always said, Donald, Donald, my wife is great. I got it right. He's not that successful, he goes, You got the big success, but boy, look at my marriage is great. Meantime, I find out the other day his wife is having an affair. Now what do I do?

Donald Trump

00:13:21 - 00:13:21 (0 sec)

Wow!

Robin Quivers

00:13:21 - 00:13:21 (0 sec)

Ooh!

Donald Trump

00:13:21 - 00:13:23 (1 sec)

Do I tell him?

Robin Quivers

00:13:23 - 00:13:23 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:13:23 - 00:13:24 (1 sec)

Artie Lange

00:13:24 - 00:13:25 (1 sec)

Oh, Absolutely.

Howard Stern

00:13:25 - 00:13:26 (1 sec)

The man's living that dream.

Robin Quivers

00:13:26 - 00:13:28 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:13:28 - 00:13:30 (2 sec)

If my wife was having an affair

Robin Quivers

00:13:30 - 00:13:31 (1 sec)

You'd want to know.

Howard Stern

00:13:31 - 00:13:35 (4 sec)

And you found out about it. You didn't tell me. I'd be mad at you.

Donald Trump

00:13:35 - 00:13:45 (10 sec)

Well, I'm I think I'm probably going to tell him, I think I probably already have because he listens so your show, so he probably knows who I'm talking about.

Artie Lange

00:13:45 - 00:13:47 (2 sec)

Wow, Howard, I got to [Inaudible

Donald Trump

00:13:47 - 00:13:49 (1 sec)

I'm not happy about this.

Howard Stern

00:13:49 - 00:13:52 (3 sec)

What if my wife is having an affair with Donald Trump. Then if it's you, don't tell me

Donald Trump

00:13:52 - 00:13:55 (3 sec)

She'd never go back to you if that happened.

Howard Stern

00:13:55 - 00:13:57 (2 sec)

I know. You're an excellent lover. Don't brag on my show.

Donald Trump

00:13:57 - 00:13:58 (1 sec)

I'm not allowed to do that.

Howard Stern

00:13:58 - 00:14:04 (5 sec)

Talk about this for a second with The Apprentice. You said that you were going to you know try and get O.J.

Robin Quivers

00:14:04 - 00:14:06 (2 sec)

[Inaudible] celebrity version, yes.

Howard Stern

00:14:06 - 00:14:06 (1 sec)

You were friends with O.J.

Donald Trump

00:14:06 - 00:14:07 (1 sec)

Okay

Howard Stern

00:14:07 - 00:14:09 (2 sec)

Donald Trump

00:14:09 - 00:14:11 (2 sec)

You know, you sat next to him.

Howard Stern

00:14:11 - 00:14:14 (3 sec)

So how did you come in contact with O.J.?

Donald Trump

00:14:14 - 00:14:27 (13 sec)

I was friendly with O.J. And I played golf with O.J. And you know when I heard the story about O.J. Because I've seen O.J. Like working out and running and when I heard the story that he wasn't physically capable of beating this very nice young weightlifter.

Howard Stern

00:14:27 - 00:14:28 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:14:28 - 00:14:28 (0 sec)

And a woman.

Howard Stern

00:14:28 - 00:14:29 (0 sec)

Because he was 55 years old. O.J. Could be 100 years old and destroy any you know virtually -- I mean O.J. Was a physically strong guy.

Donald Trump

00:14:29 - 00:14:35 (6 sec)

Howard Stern

00:14:35 - 00:14:36 (1 sec)

You didn't see any evidence.

Robin Quivers

00:14:36 - 00:14:37 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:14:37 - 00:14:52 (15 sec)

And when he was in a rage -- when he was in rage -- I mean this guy knew he was in serious trouble when he was in rage. You forget it. You looked at his eyes and you say, hey, he used to carry for a linebacker you know O.J. Had very skinny legs.

Howard Stern

00:14:52 - 00:14:52 (0 sec)

And it was almost like a medical miracle. They say, How come he can carry four linebackers from Pennsylvania on his back nine yards?

Donald Trump

00:14:52 - 00:14:59 (7 sec)

Howard Stern

00:14:59 - 00:15:01 (2 sec)

Almost impossible.

Howard Stern

00:15:01 - 00:15:02 (1 sec)

He's like an ant, he was really you know eight times stronger than his weight

Artie Lange

00:15:02 - 00:15:05 (3 sec)

Deacon Jones couldn't tackle him.

Donald Trump

00:15:05 - 00:15:07 (2 sec)

No you couldn't, you couldn't bring him down.

Howard Stern

00:15:07 - 00:15:08 (1 sec)

So you know, then they say, Oh, he was a little bit older. I mean, you know, he wasn't --

Donald Trump

00:15:08 - 00:15:09 (1 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:15:09 - 00:15:15 (6 sec)

He had arthritic knees he couldn't get over the fence.

Donald Trump

00:15:15 - 00:15:18 (3 sec)

Remember if the glove doesn't fit, right? [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:15:18 - 00:15:20 (2 sec)

So you were friendly with O.J.

Donald Trump

00:15:20 - 00:15:21 (1 sec)

I was friendly and I wanted to -- but I must tell you I really abandoned O.J.

Howard Stern

00:15:21 - 00:15:26 (5 sec)

Of course.

Donald Trump

00:15:26 - 00:15:27 (1 sec)

I was extremely disloyal.

Howard Stern

00:15:27 - 00:15:28 (1 sec)

When I realized he killed his wife [Inaudible] I decided that I'll take a pass.

Donald Trump

00:15:28 - 00:15:30 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:15:30 - 00:15:33 (4 sec)

Right. [Inaudible] Why did you put him -- Why would you put him on The Apprentice?

Donald Trump

00:15:33 - 00:15:39 (6 sec)

Well, you know, in your business there's a thing called ratings

Howard Stern

00:15:39 - 00:15:44 (4 sec)

That's right. Big, big, big.

Donald Trump

00:15:44 - 00:15:45 (1 sec)

And you know you can come up with a cure for cancer.

Howard Stern

00:15:45 - 00:15:48 (3 sec)

I found out a lot about your business because hey I'm the biggest star, right?

Donald Trump

00:15:48 - 00:15:48 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:15:48 - 00:15:53 (5 sec)

Right. You are.

Donald Trump

00:15:53 - 00:15:54 (1 sec)

I am now the biggest star.

Howard Stern

00:15:54 - 00:15:56 (2 sec)

There's no bigger star than you.

Donald Trump

00:15:56 - 00:15:57 (1 sec)

I've got the biggest -- You know Melania says you are the biggest star. You are bigger than Tom Cruise, you are bigger than anybody. That's why I like her, okay? Somebody else would say, You're nothing. So I know that if you come up with a cure for cancer.

Howard Stern

00:15:57 - 00:16:13 (16 sec)

And if you put it on and if it doesn't get ratings they will not broadcast it.

Donald Trump

00:16:13 - 00:16:13 (0 sec)

Howard Stern

00:16:13 - 00:16:17 (3 sec)

They could care less about -- They care less. The guy who invented the cure for polio we don't even know his name anymore.

Donald Trump

00:16:17 - 00:16:23 (7 sec)

And it doesn't matter.

Howard Stern

00:16:23 - 00:16:24 (1 sec)

That's right. [Inaudible]

Artie Lange

00:16:24 - 00:16:25 (1 sec)

Jonas Salk

Donald Trump

00:16:25 - 00:16:36 (11 sec)

Couple of us remember but not too many. But anyway, so you come up with a cure for a disease. Now good. Okay. Now, I know this, if I put O.J. On

Howard Stern

00:16:36 - 00:16:38 (2 sec)

You have the biggest season ever.

Donald Trump

00:16:38 - 00:16:40 (2 sec)

Thirty five million people.

Howard Stern

00:16:40 - 00:16:43 (3 sec)

So did O.J. Call you and say --

Donald Trump

00:16:43 - 00:16:47 (5 sec)

I don't want to go into it but O.J. Would have done it.

Howard Stern

00:16:47 - 00:16:53 (6 sec)

Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah! Don't leave me hanging like that. What do you mean you don't want to go into this?

Donald Trump

00:16:53 - 00:16:55 (3 sec)

I can't go into the details.

Robin Quivers

00:16:55 - 00:16:57 (2 sec)

Did you talk to O.J.?

Donald Trump

00:16:57 - 00:17:01 (4 sec)

I refuse to say.

Robin Quivers

00:17:01 - 00:17:01 (1 sec)

Oooh!

Howard Stern

00:17:01 - 00:17:03 (2 sec)

Did you speak to O.J.

Donald Trump

00:17:03 - 00:17:12 (9 sec)

I hadn't spoken to him in years. I don't like people that kill their wives, okay? Does that make sense?

Robin Quivers

00:17:12 - 00:17:13 (2 sec)

You know what I like that about you.

Donald Trump

00:17:13 - 00:17:15 (2 sec)

Does that make me a disloyal person?

Howard Stern

00:17:15 - 00:17:16 (1 sec)

Makes you honorable.

Donald Trump

00:17:16 - 00:17:17 (1 sec)

But I like women.

Howard Stern

00:17:17 - 00:17:19 (2 sec)

A lot of people thought you like guys who killed their wives.

Donald Trump

00:17:19 - 00:17:25 (6 sec)

I don't even like guys that beat up women, you know you got a lot of those guys around, okay?

Howard Stern

00:17:25 - 00:17:27 (2 sec)

Have you beaten up a woman in a relationship?

Donald Trump

00:17:27 - 00:17:29 (2 sec)

No, I'm a lover not a fighter.

Howard Stern

00:17:29 - 00:17:32 (3 sec)

You never killed any of your ex-wives?

Donald Trump

00:17:32 - 00:17:35 (3 sec)

No, no, no. I'm a lover not a fighter.

Robin Quivers

00:17:35 - 00:17:37 (2 sec)

I mean, yeah, he could've.

Donald Trump

00:17:37 - 00:17:39 (1 sec)

Great lover, poor fighter.

Robin Quivers

00:17:39 - 00:17:42 (3 sec)

People would've understood it if you want to kill an ex-wife.

Donald Trump

00:17:42 - 00:17:51 (9 sec)

No, no. I've had women that wanted to be, Robin. I've had women that wanted to be beat-up.

Howard Stern

00:17:51 - 00:17:54 (3 sec)

Really? Smacked around

Donald Trump

00:17:54 - 00:18:00 (7 sec)

I've had women that said and I would, you know what I say? I'm sorry darling but that's not my thing.

Howard Stern

00:18:00 - 00:18:01 (1 sec)

If you could --

Donald Trump

00:18:01 - 00:18:03 (2 sec)

Smacking is not my thing.

Howard Stern

00:18:03 - 00:18:06 (3 sec)

If you could would you put Osama bin Laden on the Apprentice? I'm being serious right now.

Robin Quivers

00:18:06 - 00:18:08 (3 sec)

Now that's bigger ratings than O.J.

Howard Stern

00:18:08 - 00:18:10 (2 sec)

I can get Osama -- Be honest.

Robin Quivers

00:18:10 - 00:18:13 (3 sec)

We all want to know where he is.

Howard Stern

00:18:13 - 00:18:16 (3 sec)

Would you have him on The Apprentice? Osama bin Laden.

Donald Trump

00:18:16 - 00:18:18 (3 sec)

Well I think it would be one way of getting him out of hiding.

Howard Stern

00:18:18 - 00:18:19 (1 sec)

So you would?

Donald Trump

00:18:19 - 00:18:20 (1 sec)

He'd never get [Inaudible].

Howard Stern

00:18:20 - 00:18:24 (4 sec)

The man who blew up the World Trade Center. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:18:24 - 00:18:31 (7 sec)

You put him on and then the guys come along and finally capture him. By the way. How is it that we can't capture six foot six Arab?

Howard Stern

00:18:31 - 00:18:32 (1 sec)

Who's walking in the woods of probably Saudi Arabia, in my opinion. I happen to think he's in Saudi Arabia. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:18:32 - 00:18:38 (6 sec)

Howard Stern

00:18:38 - 00:18:47 (9 sec)

You said it earlier in this interview you said, We are so hated around the world right now that this guy is actually beloved and his people won't give him up.

Donald Trump

00:18:47 - 00:18:51 (4 sec)

Let me ask you this, do you think the late great Douglas MacArthur, the great general,

Howard Stern

00:18:51 - 00:18:51 (0 sec)

Go ahead.

Donald Trump

00:18:51 - 00:18:54 (2 sec)

He had the whole deal going, right?

Howard Stern

00:18:54 - 00:18:54 (1 sec)

[Inaudible] He was a genius. You know in the history of West Point, think of this, he was the greatest student, to this day in the history of West Point,

Donald Trump

00:18:54 - 00:19:04 (10 sec)

Howard Stern

00:19:04 - 00:19:05 (0 sec)

Is that true?

Donald Trump

00:19:05 - 00:19:11 (7 sec)

He had the highest marks ever in the history of West Point. And that's why he never liked you know Eisenhower because Eisenhower was you know he never felt he was an equal. Would you think that the great Douglas MacArthur would have allowed Osama bin Laden to be free this long?

Howard Stern

00:19:11 - 00:19:17 (6 sec)

No, I don't. I believe --

Robin Quivers

00:19:17 - 00:19:19 (2 sec)

You know, Donald, he wouldn't have allowed a lot of things, wouldn't have allowed turning away from Afghanistan to deal with Iraq and the whole thing. It would have been a totally different thing.

Donald Trump

00:19:19 - 00:19:30 (11 sec)

He would have gone into Saudi Arabia and gotten the families of the terrorists. He would have done a lot of different things.

Howard Stern

00:19:30 - 00:19:37 (7 sec)

Were you -- were you for the invasion of Iraq originally?

Donald Trump

00:19:37 - 00:19:41 (4 sec)

You were not? You were always against it?

Howard Stern

00:19:41 - 00:19:41 (0 sec)

Donald Trump

00:19:41 - 00:19:43 (2 sec)

Well, I tell you what, you have to remember one thing, the answer is no, but I have to qualify it. We were lied to by the president. We were told that this is where it all started

Artie Lange

00:19:43 - 00:19:56 (13 sec)

We were told that this guy had nuclear weapons, he didn't have an M-1 rifle.

Donald Trump

00:19:56 - 00:19:56 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:19:56 - 00:19:59 (3 sec)

He didn't have anything.

Donald Trump

00:19:59 - 00:20:00 (1 sec)

He had nothing.

Robin Quivers

00:20:00 - 00:20:01 (1 sec)

He had a shovel apparently because he dug himself a hole and [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:20:01 - 00:20:05 (4 sec)

But Robin, he had nothing.

Howard Stern

00:20:05 - 00:20:06 (1 sec)

Would you put President Bush in The Apprentice?

Donald Trump

00:20:06 - 00:20:09 (3 sec)

Yes, so I could fire him quickly.

Robin Quivers

00:20:09 - 00:20:13 (4 sec)

Would you put Hitler on The Apprentice?

Donald Trump

00:20:13 - 00:20:14 (1 sec)

Don't ask me these questions. [Inaudible] Let's go back to O.J.'s [Inaudible]. Let's go back to O.J. it's less controversial.

Robin Quivers

00:20:14 - 00:20:24 (10 sec)

He's almost hitting Hitler on The Apprentice, he's talking to Heather Mills, right?

Donald Trump

00:20:24 - 00:20:28 (4 sec)

Well, I have actually, Heather Mills wants to be on very badly.

Artie Lange

00:20:28 - 00:20:30 (2 sec)

She's almost Hitler now?

Donald Trump

00:20:30 - 00:20:31 (1 sec)

Heather Mills wants to be on. She's go a tremendous dislike for her husband her husband, her ex-husband

Howard Stern

00:20:31 - 00:20:36 (4 sec)

Paul McCartney

Donald Trump

00:20:36 - 00:20:37 (1 sec)

Even though he handed her 60 million bucks. You know I was watching Larry King and he was on and she was on they were holding hands and then she took off her leg and showed her leg and I -- Excuse me, he's a Beatle [Inaudible

Howard Stern

00:20:37 - 00:20:52 (15 sec)

Did McCartney get off easy in his -- because --

Donald Trump

00:20:52 - 00:20:55 (3 sec)

No, no. He should have had a pre-nuptial agreement.

Howard Stern

00:20:55 - 00:20:58 (3 sec)

Of course, but he didn't.

Donald Trump

00:20:58 - 00:21:00 (2 sec)

He could've given one. He could've given a million. She would have been extremely happy with 1 million.

Howard Stern

00:21:00 - 00:21:05 (5 sec)

A lot of money a mean you give somebody a million dollars you get divorced here's a million bucks.[Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:21:05 - 00:21:06 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:21:06 - 00:21:11 (6 sec)

Why don't you get Peter Cook on the Apprentice the guy with Christie Brinkley

Donald Trump

00:21:11 - 00:21:16 (4 sec)

Not a bad idea.

Howard Stern

00:21:16 - 00:21:16 (1 sec)

Not bad, right?

Donald Trump

00:21:16 - 00:21:17 (0 sec)

Maybe I'll get Christie Brinkley on.

Donald Trump

00:21:17 - 00:21:18 (1 sec)

I'd rather have Peter Cook.

Howard Stern

00:21:18 - 00:21:19 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:21:19 - 00:21:20 (2 sec)

I'd rather have both.

Howard Stern

00:21:20 - 00:21:22 (2 sec)

Get them both on. [Inaudible] How would O.J. Do, let's say O.J. Had agreed to be on The Apprentice do you think you could have given him a shot to win?

Donald Trump

00:21:22 - 00:21:31 (9 sec)

Yeah, I think he could win. I think he'd kill most of the people on the show.

Howard Stern

00:21:31 - 00:21:34 (4 sec)

You think he'd kill the other contestants. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:21:34 - 00:21:38 (4 sec)

I know a friend of mine he's a friend of mine a great guy, I won't tell you his name, but he's a big guy. He had O.J. On the board on a board of a charity.

Howard Stern

00:21:38 - 00:21:41 (3 sec)

And he, you know, when this happened recently as I said Did you ever said you know O.J. Was a nice guy but every once in a while like if he got into an argument or a disagreement with somebody in the board the rage was unbelievable the board was sitting there they were petrified. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:21:41 - 00:21:42 (0 sec)

Artie Lange

00:21:42 - 00:21:52 (11 sec)

This is a board of stiffs. This is a board of rich stiffs, and O.J. Would get angry and everybody would just shake they didn't know -- And that was before he killed the wife. So you know they had no idea.

Donald Trump

00:21:52 - 00:21:53 (0 sec)

Artie Lange

00:21:53 - 00:21:59 (6 sec)

The black guy's angry.

Howard Stern

00:21:59 - 00:21:59 (1 sec)

Must have been unbelievable. So Heather Mills could be one of the potential

Donald Trump

00:21:59 - 00:22:02 (3 sec)

Could be.

Howard Stern

00:22:02 - 00:22:03 (0 sec)

next season people like --

Donald Trump

00:22:03 - 00:22:03 (1 sec)

You know Joan Rivers announced, your friend, right?

Howard Stern

00:22:03 - 00:22:05 (2 sec)

She announces she's on. We have -- let me just tell you when we did Celebrity -- Apprentice became a tremendous success. And then last season we did Celebrity Apprentice, which frankly I like more, because you don't have to build up the characters, you know the characters have been there for 25 years, right?

Donald Trump

00:22:05 - 00:22:06 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:22:06 - 00:22:15 (10 sec)

So we did Celebrity Apprentice, it became a tremendous success a ratings. It only matters if it's a ratings you know. I mean when I say Success meaning it's good ratings. You have shows that are unsuccessful in the ratings.

Donald Trump

00:22:15 - 00:22:17 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:22:17 - 00:22:27 (10 sec)

I had the guy on who won it.

Robin Quivers

00:22:27 - 00:22:28 (1 sec)

Pierce

Howard Stern

00:22:28 - 00:22:29 (0 sec)

Pierce. He's a good guy.

Donald Trump

00:22:29 - 00:22:31 (2 sec)

Pierce is great, yeah good guy. And I heard he was very nice. Calls me Mr. Trump like he is a great guy and -- H Good guy. And by the way it took a lot of heat because people didn't think he was a great guy. When I say he's a great guy he's a very smart guy. He deserved to win.

Howard Stern

00:22:31 - 00:22:39 (9 sec)

Right. You were honest about it.

Donald Trump

00:22:39 - 00:22:49 (10 sec)

But think of it. He deserved to win he's got his own show. Trace Adkins, nobody ever heard of him, he was a country singer. Country singer Trace Adkins, right? By last year he told me he couldn't get into the Country Music Awards this year he hosted them. Right. So we got to number one record.

Howard Stern

00:22:49 - 00:22:51 (2 sec)

Do you think he should give me 20% of everything?

Donald Trump

00:22:51 - 00:23:09 (18 sec)

Howard Stern

00:23:09 - 00:23:09 (1 sec)

No

Donald Trump

00:23:09 - 00:23:13 (4 sec)

Huh?

Howard Stern

00:23:13 - 00:23:14 (1 sec)

Yes. I mean, yes.

Donald Trump

00:23:14 - 00:23:14 (0 sec)

I do. How about you, you build people up then make a fortune then they forget you', right?

Howard Stern

00:23:14 - 00:23:15 (1 sec)

So everybody wants to be on The Apprentice, so now the problem we have over 100 and you know it's amazing how many celebrities or Howard. You know you think of celebrities like that like for like there's like thousands of them.

Artie Lange

00:23:15 - 00:23:21 (5 sec)

I'm doing it right now.

Donald Trump

00:23:21 - 00:23:22 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:23:22 - 00:23:23 (2 sec)

And you have had sex with most of them.

Donald Trump

00:23:23 - 00:23:37 (13 sec)

No, only the good looking ones.

Howard Stern

00:23:37 - 00:23:38 (1 sec)

Have you had sex with Madonna?

Donald Trump

00:23:38 - 00:23:40 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:23:40 - 00:23:41 (2 sec)

Never?

Donald Trump

00:23:41 - 00:23:41 (0 sec)

No. Wouldn't be --

Howard Stern

00:23:41 - 00:23:42 (0 sec)

Is that a lie?

Donald Trump

00:23:42 - 00:23:44 (2 sec)

That would be a great notch on your belt.

Howard Stern

00:23:44 - 00:23:44 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:23:44 - 00:23:45 (0 sec)

I don't disagree. I'm not knocking Madonna but that wouldn't be for me. There would be zero attraction.

Howard Stern

00:23:45 - 00:23:47 (2 sec)

You do not feel attracted to Madonna.

Donald Trump

00:23:47 - 00:23:54 (7 sec)

I would not -- I would not do good with her.

Howard Stern

00:23:54 - 00:23:56 (3 sec)

Because why?

Donald Trump

00:23:56 - 00:23:59 (2 sec)

Because I wouldn't be attracted to her.

Howard Stern

00:23:59 - 00:24:00 (1 sec)

You don't think you could get it up for her?

Donald Trump

00:24:00 - 00:24:02 (2 sec)

I think I'd have a hard time.

Howard Stern

00:24:02 - 00:24:05 (3 sec)

Now I don't find her attractive.

Donald Trump

00:24:05 - 00:24:07 (2 sec)

Artie Lange

00:24:07 - 00:24:07 (1 sec)

Not anymore, I agree.

Donald Trump

00:24:07 - 00:24:09 (1 sec)

I mean, she's just not for me.

Howard Stern

00:24:09 - 00:24:10 (1 sec)

Has she offered herself to you?

Donald Trump

00:24:10 - 00:24:11 (1 sec)

No. I really don't know Madonna, actually. But I mean that wouldn't be my thing.

Howard Stern

00:24:11 - 00:24:13 (2 sec)

Never?

Donald Trump

00:24:13 - 00:24:13 (0 sec)

Donald Trump

00:24:13 - 00:24:14 (1 sec)

Do women come up to you and offer themselves to you? they say listen, I want you

Robin Quivers

00:24:14 - 00:24:19 (4 sec)

What is the most outrageous offer you ever got?

Donald Trump

00:24:19 - 00:24:23 (4 sec)

They do, in levels of beauty that you wouldn't believe.

Howard Stern

00:24:23 - 00:24:25 (2 sec)

And they're really, I mean, some incredible beautiful women that walk up and they'll flip their top and they'll flip the panties.[Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:24:25 - 00:24:29 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:24:29 - 00:24:30 (0 sec)

Have you ever had sex with a fat woman in your life.

Donald Trump

00:24:30 - 00:24:36 (6 sec)

I had sex with women that got fat. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:24:36 - 00:24:38 (3 sec)

We that we understand that.

Donald Trump

00:24:38 - 00:24:41 (3 sec)

Many times.

Artie Lange

00:24:41 - 00:24:42 (1 sec)

He's never had. You know I got a feeling he's not.

Howard Stern

00:24:42 - 00:24:43 (1 sec)

Have you ever reduced yourself to a night where you had sex with a fat woman?

Donald Trump

00:24:43 - 00:24:46 (3 sec)

Well, actually I'm attracted to women that are a little chunky

Howard Stern

00:24:46 - 00:24:49 (3 sec)

A little chunky. I'm talking about -- Have you ever --

Donald Trump

00:24:49 - 00:24:52 (3 sec)

Well, what are you talking about?

Howard Stern

00:24:52 - 00:24:55 (4 sec)

I'm talking about 30 pounds overweight.

Donald Trump

00:24:55 - 00:24:57 (1 sec)

Well, 30 pounds I could handle.

Howard Stern

00:24:57 - 00:24:59 (2 sec)

You could. But have you? Never.

Donald Trump

00:24:59 - 00:25:01 (2 sec)

You know -- You know I don't even think about sex anymore other than with my wife, Howard.

Howard Stern

00:25:01 - 00:25:04 (3 sec)

Is that true, though? I really wanna know the truth.

Donald Trump

00:25:04 - 00:25:07 (3 sec)

Sure.

Howard Stern

00:25:07 - 00:25:09 (1 sec)

Are you a new man?

Robin Quivers

00:25:09 - 00:25:09 (0 sec)

Are you happily -- [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:25:09 - 00:25:09 (1 sec)

No, I think like right now I'm content sexually. I'm sure you see women you want to have sex with, but I feel pretty content. But are you content?

Donald Trump

00:25:09 - 00:25:10 (1 sec)

[Inaudible] You have a little twinkle in your eyes, Donald

Robin Quivers

00:25:10 - 00:25:16 (6 sec)

Donald Trump

00:25:16 - 00:25:17 (1 sec)

Can you imagine if I live answer that question, like, no -- Can you believe it? Front page of every frickin newspaper. I find it very content. Officially I am extremely content.

Howard Stern

00:25:17 - 00:25:20 (3 sec)

If I could get Michael Vick on the Apprentice show, would you want it?

Donald Trump

00:25:20 - 00:25:30 (10 sec)

I like that idea.

Howard Stern

00:25:30 - 00:25:33 (3 sec)

You like that?

Donald Trump

00:25:33 - 00:25:34 (1 sec)

You know Michael Vick got a bad deal and you know what if you go to the south, and I go to the south, because I have deals and, they have dog things these dog things are all over the place. But then they put him in jail for the rest of his life. I mean the middle of his career

Robin Quivers

00:25:34 - 00:25:35 (1 sec)

But they're not legal

Donald Trump

00:25:35 - 00:25:50 (15 sec)

No, they're not legal but you know they have them all over the place. The dog what a fighting.

Robin Quivers

00:25:50 - 00:25:50 (0 sec)

But he's an NFL star

Donald Trump

00:25:50 - 00:25:55 (4 sec)

Dog fighting, cock fighting, everything.

Robin Quivers

00:25:55 - 00:25:56 (1 sec)

NFL star, he doesn't need to be involved. It was a very stupid thing for him to do.

Donald Trump

00:25:56 - 00:25:58 (2 sec)

It was stupid and for him to be involved in all that. I'm not a big fan of pit bulls. I've known too many people who were badly hurt by pitt. I know a girl who is beautiful who is taking care of a dog who was a pit bull. The dog ripped her apart. So I'm not a big fan you know these people come out, oh the poor dog the poor dog. These are trained killers these dogs.

Howard Stern

00:25:58 - 00:26:02 (4 sec)

So, I'm not, you know, when I had two pit bulls fighting they fight themselves than us.

Donald Trump

00:26:02 - 00:26:22 (20 sec)

Artie Lange

00:26:22 - 00:26:22 (0 sec)

You know what, Donald, you obviously got a hit show and I don't want [Inaudible] give some advice. You have Michael Vick on and the task he has is he has to open a kennel or a pet shop and you have Hitler on, he has to open a diamond store on 47th Street. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:26:22 - 00:26:26 (4 sec)

Have you ever been with a woman that looked really hot with her clothes on and get her naked and then you're totally disgusted like you just couldn't deal?

Donald Trump

00:26:26 - 00:26:39 (13 sec)

So there are women who can disguise. What happens when they take the clothes off? What do you see? Saggy tits, [Inaudible] pancake tits?

Howard Stern

00:26:39 - 00:26:45 (6 sec)

That's happened to you?

Donald Trump

00:26:45 - 00:26:46 (0 sec)

Oh, yes.

Howard Stern

00:26:46 - 00:26:47 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:26:47 - 00:26:48 (1 sec)

No. But I think that this woman was extraordinarily bad breast jobs.

Howard Stern

00:26:48 - 00:26:54 (6 sec)

Right. What do you mean?

Donald Trump

00:26:54 - 00:26:57 (3 sec)

Well, everything looks very beautiful but you know they had the wrong doctor and things like that. So actually it's not so much. Isn't it unbelievable, women are -- one woman beautiful had big beautiful real boobs, really beautiful.

Howard Stern

00:26:57 - 00:26:59 (2 sec)

And she wants them reduced.

Donald Trump

00:26:59 - 00:27:11 (13 sec)

Donald Trump

00:27:11 - 00:27:12 (1 sec)

You get a breast reduction, Robin.

Robin Quivers

00:27:12 - 00:27:14 (1 sec)

I got a breast reduction, Yes.

Howard Stern

00:27:14 - 00:27:15 (1 sec)

That should be against the law. You agree?

Donald Trump

00:27:15 - 00:27:17 (2 sec)

To me, I think to me I think anybody is insane if a woman is, okay I hate to say this Robin,

Howard Stern

00:27:17 - 00:27:18 (1 sec)

No doctor should be allowed. They should go after these abortion doctor. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:27:18 - 00:27:22 (4 sec)

Well I don't know if you're happy with who but I have never seen a good breast reduction.

Robin Quivers

00:27:22 - 00:27:26 (4 sec)

Well she got the wrong doctors because I've seen that too, and the scarring is a nightmare.

Donald Trump

00:27:26 - 00:27:30 (4 sec)

I saw a woman --

Howard Stern

00:27:30 - 00:27:33 (4 sec)

Do you have any scarring, Robin?

Robin Quivers

00:27:33 - 00:27:34 (1 sec)

They're -- they're hidden.

Howard Stern

00:27:34 - 00:27:35 (1 sec)

Hidden scars.

Donald Trump

00:27:35 - 00:27:35 (1 sec)

Really? Well then you have a good doctor because I saw woman who was totally beautiful

Howard Stern

00:27:35 - 00:27:36 (1 sec)

She was angry that so many men were calling her. How dare they call me. It's terrible. They're all looking at my breast. So she had a major breast reduction. The good news nobody calls her anymore. And the bad news, nobody even looks. And not only that was a terrible job. I mean she has scars up and down. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:27:36 - 00:27:39 (3 sec)

Donald Trump

00:27:39 - 00:27:55 (16 sec)

I happen to think, so many doctors, you know I'm not a big fan of doctors. I've seen so many doctors destroy people.

Howard Stern

00:27:55 - 00:28:00 (5 sec)

Tell me etiquette though. Here you are you're Donald Trump you're famous beautiful woman comes up to you want to make love you take her back to your room she's now nude and you see these defects. At that point do you go ahead and bang her any way to be a gentleman or do you find a way out of it.

Donald Trump

00:28:00 - 00:28:12 (12 sec)

You're talking pre-marriage?

Howard Stern

00:28:12 - 00:28:13 (1 sec)

Pre-marriage of course. Absolutely. I'm actually talking post-marriage but I know you can't so go ahead. What do you do?

Artie Lange

00:28:13 - 00:28:19 (6 sec)

How about dooring, Howard?

Donald Trump

00:28:19 - 00:28:20 (2 sec)

If I thought she was a really nice person. I would do everything I can to, you know, because I wouldn't want to insult her. I really would.

Howard Stern

00:28:20 - 00:28:27 (7 sec)

You would try your best?

Howard Stern

00:28:27 - 00:28:28 (1 sec)

But I'm not good for medical, you know, in other words like if you like cut your finger and there's blood pouring out,

Howard Stern

00:28:28 - 00:28:32 (4 sec)

I tell you what ha -- I was at Mar-a-Lago and we had this incredible ball the Red Cross ball right in Florida in Palm Beach Florida and we had the Marines, and the Marines were there and it was terrible because you know all these rich people they're only there they're not there they're there to support the Marines. But they're really there to get their picture in the Palm Beach Post, you know the Palm Beach post, you know all the shining shit. So you have all these really rich people and a man about 80 years old, very wealthy man, a lot of people didn't like him, he fell off the stage.

Robin Quivers

00:28:32 - 00:28:33 (1 sec)

You're gone. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:28:33 - 00:28:56 (24 sec)

Howard Stern

00:28:56 - 00:28:56 (0 sec)

And the Marines were given the worst table the whole place, you know they gave the worst table in the whole place to the Marines and we're celebrating the Marines is like 10 Marines and everybody else has the good table. They don't even know what the Marines are. They never heard of the Marines couldn't tell us how much they are giving $100, 000 a table but they don't even know where the money is going. They couldn't care less. So what happens is this guy falls off right on his face hits his head. And I thought he died. And you know what I did. I said. Oh, my god that's disgusting and I turned away. I couldn't, you know, he was right in front of me. I turned away. I didn't want to touch him. [Inaudible] The Marines, this is a great thing

Donald Trump

00:28:56 - 00:29:39 (43 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:29:39 - 00:29:40 (1 sec)

Can somebody clean that up?

Donald Trump

00:29:40 - 00:30:07 (27 sec)

Now the Marines, he's bleeding all over the place. I felt terribly you know beautiful marble floor didn't look so good. It changed color became very red. And you have this poor guy 80 years old laying on the floor unconscious and all of the rich people are turning white. Oh, my God this is terrible, this is disgusting and you know they're turning away. Nobody wants to help the guy his wife is screaming She's sitting right next to him she's screaming. What happens is these 10 Marines from the back of the room they were so far back you know it's a huge ballroom. Mar-a-Lago, you've been there.

Howard Stern

00:30:07 - 00:30:08 (0 sec)

I've seen it.

Donald Trump

00:30:08 - 00:30:24 (17 sec)

So in the back of the room they come running forward. They grab them. They put the blood all over the place that's all over their uniforms. They're taken at this swipe. They ran them out they created a stretcher they call it a human stretcher but then runs out like five guys at each side. They ran him out. I never saw it.

Howard Stern

00:30:24 - 00:30:25 (1 sec)

You would never do that.

Donald Trump

00:30:25 - 00:30:27 (2 sec)

I would say like, clean up it's disgusting.

Howard Stern

00:30:27 - 00:30:29 (1 sec)

You wouldn't shake hands with me.

Donald Trump

00:30:29 - 00:30:39 (10 sec)

That guy forgot to call the next day. I forgot to call to say if he was okay. It's just not my thing. So you know when --

Artie Lange

00:30:39 - 00:30:41 (2 sec)

You're afraid you'll get the disease through the phone.

Donald Trump

00:30:41 - 00:30:43 (3 sec)

Not even disease I just don't like looking at blood.

Howard Stern

00:30:43 - 00:30:45 (1 sec)

I know, I know it's terrible.

Donald Trump

00:30:45 - 00:31:03 (19 sec)

Like you know, when these people call me that when I know it's terrible like you know when these people call me like a beautiful girl. I see a beautiful girl. She says, Oh Mr. Trump I want to be a nurse. I said, A nurse? You want to clean up and you want to be a nurse? I respect nurses but you want to be a nurse. Oh, I love it. Mr. Trump. You know it's just menus that's why they have menus in restaurants they're all different.

Howard Stern

00:31:03 - 00:31:06 (3 sec)

Would you ever have sex with a woman when she's menstruating? [Inaudible]

Artie Lange

00:31:06 - 00:31:07 (1 sec)

Oh, good question now.

Donald Trump

00:31:07 - 00:31:09 (2 sec)

Well, I mean, I think we all have.

Artie Lange

00:31:09 - 00:31:10 (1 sec)

Depends on how hot she is doing.

Robin Quivers

00:31:10 - 00:31:12 (2 sec)

Did you do it [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:31:12 - 00:31:14 (2 sec)

Honestly, the man just said it.

Howard Stern

00:31:14 - 00:31:15 (1 sec)

Did you miss the action?

Donald Trump

00:31:15 - 00:31:16 (1 sec)

Do I miss it? No.

Howard Stern

00:31:16 - 00:31:19 (4 sec)

Do you miss the action? Come on, be honest.

Donald Trump

00:31:19 - 00:31:22 (2 sec)

No, I'm extremely satisfied.

Howard Stern

00:31:22 - 00:31:22 (1 sec)

Are you really?

Donald Trump

00:31:22 - 00:31:23 (0 sec)

Extremely.

Howard Stern

00:31:23 - 00:31:23 (0 sec)

Are you?

Donald Trump

00:31:23 - 00:31:23 (0 sec)

Howard.

Howard Stern

00:31:23 - 00:31:25 (1 sec)

I want to know the truth.

Donald Trump

00:31:25 - 00:31:40 (16 sec)

Extremely. You know the problem with your show is, I said, you know, I'm supposed to come over here to talk about affliction which is like this big deal, I own a big piece of this company that's putting on fights you know the MMA, speaking of blood, they'd beat the crap out of me.

Howard Stern

00:31:40 - 00:31:43 (3 sec)

How many times a week are you having sex with your wife?

Donald Trump

00:31:43 - 00:31:44 (1 sec)

A lot.

Howard Stern

00:31:44 - 00:31:45 (1 sec)

Tell the truth.

Donald Trump

00:31:45 - 00:31:46 (1 sec)

No, a lot.

Howard Stern

00:31:46 - 00:31:47 (1 sec)

Since the baby?

Donald Trump

00:31:47 - 00:31:48 (1 sec)

A lot.

Howard Stern

00:31:48 - 00:31:48 (0 sec)

But less?

Donald Trump

00:31:48 - 00:31:49 (1 sec)

Is it true when a woman becomes a mother suddenly --

Howard Stern

00:31:49 - 00:31:51 (2 sec)

Note

00:31:51 - 00:31:55 (4 sec)

[Following bracketed section not in the audio]

[[Donald Trump

00:31:55 - 00:31:56 (1 sec)

Well, the French say, when a woman becomes a mother you can never blank her.

Howard Stern

00:31:56 - 00:32:00 (4 sec)

Because you can't disrespect the mother of your child.

Robin Quivers

00:32:00 - 00:32:00 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:32:00 - 00:32:02 (2 sec)

So you can only make love.

Donald Trump

00:32:02 - 00:32:04 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:32:04 - 00:32:07 (3 sec)

So do you agree with that.

Donald Trump

00:32:07 - 00:32:14 (7 sec)

And the French also say Jerry Lewis is funny. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:32:14 - 00:32:16 (3 sec)

Are you always the initiator in the sex with your wife, or do you always have to say Honey --]]

Donald Trump

00:32:16 - 00:32:17 (0 sec)

No, I think now we just have a very good relationship overall.

Howard Stern

00:32:17 - 00:32:19 (2 sec)

You do.

Donald Trump

00:32:19 - 00:32:21 (2 sec)

I mean, in every way.

Howard Stern

00:32:21 - 00:32:22 (1 sec)

The sex has not diminished since the baby?

Donald Trump

00:32:22 - 00:32:23 (1 sec)

Other than the baby takes a little time, right. You know she takes care of the baby. But no I would say it has not.

Howard Stern

00:32:23 - 00:32:25 (2 sec)

I don't believe that.

Donald Trump

00:32:25 - 00:32:28 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:32:28 - 00:32:31 (3 sec)

Have you met the baby or are you involved at all.

Donald Trump

00:32:31 - 00:32:34 (2 sec)

I'm supposed to meet him tomorrow. [Inaudible]

Artie Lange

00:32:34 - 00:32:36 (3 sec)

You know, Howard, to go back to what you asked Donald before if he ever had sex with a fat woman, I don't think he ever had sex with a 300-pound woman but I bet he's had three women in his bed that equals 300 pounds.

Howard Stern

00:32:36 - 00:32:48 (11 sec)

I bet that's true. You've done all of that.

Artie Lange

00:32:48 - 00:32:50 (2 sec)

Have you done like, have you had [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:32:50 - 00:32:51 (0 sec)

No, I wouldn't say 300 I would say could be about 375.

Artie Lange

00:32:51 - 00:32:57 (7 sec)

No I meant [Inaudible] double, double --

Howard Stern

00:32:57 - 00:32:59 (2 sec)

When you got your wife pregnant --

Donald Trump

00:32:59 - 00:33:00 (1 sec)

I think -- I think a 125 a piece as opposed to 100.

Artie Lange

00:33:00 - 00:33:04 (4 sec)

You got two women at once?

Donald Trump

00:33:04 - 00:33:06 (2 sec)

Have I had in the past?

Artie Lange

00:33:06 - 00:33:07 (1 sec)

Two or three women at once?

Howard Stern

00:33:07 - 00:33:08 (1 sec)

Of course he has. What do you think?

Donald Trump

00:33:08 - 00:33:10 (1 sec)

Haven't we all?

Artie Lange

00:33:10 - 00:33:11 (1 sec)

No. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:33:11 - 00:33:12 (1 sec)

I mean --

Donald Trump

00:33:12 - 00:33:13 (1 sec)

Are we babies?

Robin Quivers

00:33:13 - 00:33:14 (1 sec)

But what do you do, Donald? Wait a minute, wait a minute. I wanna know [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:33:14 - 00:33:19 (5 sec)

Although I don't like that. I mean I like -- I have one nice, beautiful love affair.

Howard Stern

00:33:19 - 00:33:25 (6 sec)

Did you have sex, be honest now, did you have sex, with your wife while she was pregnant?

Donald Trump

00:33:25 - 00:33:31 (7 sec)

You did? Up until what month?

Howard Stern

00:33:31 - 00:33:32 (0 sec)

Donald Trump

00:33:32 - 00:33:33 (2 sec)

Probably the first week into the pregnancy. [Inaudible] No problem with it.

Howard Stern

00:33:33 - 00:33:37 (4 sec)

This is incredibly mature [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:33:37 - 00:33:40 (3 sec)

Just means you like somebody?

Howard Stern

00:33:40 - 00:33:41 (1 sec)

Yeah, yeah. Do you think you're in love?

Donald Trump

00:33:41 - 00:33:41 (0 sec)

Slash love.

Howard Stern

00:33:41 - 00:33:43 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:33:43 - 00:33:45 (3 sec)

By the way. Excuse me do am I still in your Top 5 in the history of the Howard Stern Show?

Howard Stern

00:33:45 - 00:33:50 (4 sec)

Absolutely. You're one of the best guests ever.

Robin Quivers

00:33:50 - 00:33:52 (3 sec)

Well, no. Not only the guest. But I mean, my one episode my one episode.

Howard Stern

00:33:52 - 00:33:58 (5 sec)

Oh, yeah.

Donald Trump

00:33:58 - 00:33:59 (2 sec)

That you play back.

Robin Quivers

00:33:59 - 00:34:00 (0 sec)

Oh, yes.

Howard Stern

00:34:00 - 00:34:01 (1 sec)

There's a million of them, though.

Donald Trump

00:34:01 - 00:34:02 (1 sec)

A. J.

Howard Stern

00:34:02 - 00:34:04 (2 sec)

The A. J. Fight and there are a couple other times.

Donald Trump

00:34:04 - 00:34:09 (5 sec)

They say that was the all-time in the history of Howard Stern all-time top. That's pretty good.

Artie Lange

00:34:09 - 00:34:15 (6 sec)

That's the best phone call ever if you remember we asked Donald to evaluate all the famous women. It was insanely honest.

Howard Stern

00:34:15 - 00:34:16 (0 sec)

And that was great. That was when we were on Sirius.

Donald Trump

00:34:16 - 00:34:19 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:34:19 - 00:34:21 (2 sec)

Now who is the greatest beauty now?

Donald Trump

00:34:21 - 00:34:24 (4 sec)

Well, I tell you I just had the Miss Universe contest, did you see it?

Howard Stern

00:34:24 - 00:34:25 (0 sec)

Got very nice ratings. Won the evening.

Donald Trump

00:34:25 - 00:34:27 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:34:27 - 00:34:27 (0 sec)

You did well.

Donald Trump

00:34:27 - 00:34:30 (2 sec)

Hey, Miss America it's in the toilet.

Howard Stern

00:34:30 - 00:34:30 (0 sec)

When Miss Universe and Miss USA are doing well.

Donald Trump

00:34:30 - 00:34:32 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:34:32 - 00:34:34 (1 sec)

You seem to have the golden touch.

Donald Trump

00:34:34 - 00:34:35 (2 sec)

You know why? Because I pick good looking girls.

Howard Stern

00:34:35 - 00:34:37 (1 sec)

Right. Yeah. They're hot.

Donald Trump

00:34:37 - 00:34:40 (4 sec)

Somebody said, How did you do it? I say it's about picking good looking girls.

Howard Stern

00:34:40 - 00:34:41 (1 sec)

Not these matronly women.

Donald Trump

00:34:41 - 00:34:52 (10 sec)

Some of the guys like a beauty pageant. Isn't that a little old fashioned? I said, Since when do beautiful women get old fashioned? But you know a lot of people like Miss USA I mean,

Howard Stern

00:34:52 - 00:35:01 (9 sec)

Well, you were smart Miss America was like, Oh, I don't know if we should put the girls in bikinis. What do you -- Put them in fucking bikinis.

Donald Trump

00:35:01 - 00:35:10 (9 sec)

Somebody said to me how did you make it so successful? I said, Number one, I got the best looking girls in the world. Number two they wear six-inch heels. And number three they were the tiniest suits you're allowed on television.

Howard Stern

00:35:10 - 00:35:11 (1 sec)

Right. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:35:11 - 00:35:16 (5 sec)

Whereas Miss America, they had a protest they shouldn't wear high heels. So they wear flats. Have you ever see a girls legs in flats [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:35:16 - 00:35:17 (1 sec)

Horrible. Horrible

Donald Trump

00:35:17 - 00:35:29 (12 sec)

I mean, [Inaudible] it's no good. And then they had to wear a big fat bathing suit. So we got very -- Okay, so the girls on the show, I don't -- Did you see it at all?

Howard Stern

00:35:29 - 00:35:30 (1 sec)

I only have clips.

Donald Trump

00:35:30 - 00:35:36 (6 sec)

The best-looking group of women that I've ever seen on a beauty pageant.

Howard Stern

00:35:36 - 00:35:38 (3 sec)

So they were the hottest girls you'd see.

Donald Trump

00:35:38 - 00:35:42 (4 sec)

And the girl who won was Miss Venezuela.

Howard Stern

00:35:42 - 00:35:42 (1 sec)

Doesn't speak a word of English.

Donald Trump

00:35:42 - 00:35:44 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:35:44 - 00:35:44 (1 sec)

You like that.

Donald Trump

00:35:44 - 00:35:49 (4 sec)

And I would say that you -- Well, this -- she can't even say hello.

Howard Stern

00:35:49 - 00:35:52 (4 sec)

Are you mad your wife even has gotten so good with English. I mean, you like a girl --

Donald Trump

00:35:52 - 00:36:17 (25 sec)

Well, she does speak I mean, she is very smart. My wife is really smart. I mean she can look at a car or a computer. She can do any -- She can fix the thing before she opens a computer with no instructions, turns it on fixes it, starts it. I said, Don't you have to read the book? She says, No no. Look all you do -- [Inaudible] She's very smart.

Howard Stern

00:36:17 - 00:36:18 (1 sec)

And that's good.

Donald Trump

00:36:18 - 00:36:22 (3 sec)

But I'll tell you what, this -- the girl that one from Venezuela.

Robin Quivers

00:36:22 - 00:36:22 (0 sec)

Maybe at the top. The girl who came in second from Colombia speaks not a word of English, Robin, but many men would leave their wives even though they can't speak Spanish.

Howard Stern

00:36:22 - 00:36:28 (6 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:36:28 - 00:36:31 (3 sec)

They could never make a same status [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:36:31 - 00:36:33 (2 sec)

Who is the hottest celebrity right now?

Donald Trump

00:36:33 - 00:36:39 (6 sec)

Well, let me just say that though Jennifer Hawkins, Jennifer Hawkins was Miss Universe three years ago.

Howard Stern

00:36:39 - 00:36:39 (0 sec)

Okay.

Donald Trump

00:36:39 - 00:36:42 (3 sec)

She's now the biggest star in Australia.

Howard Stern

00:36:42 - 00:36:42 (0 sec)

She was a judge at the contest. The contest of all places was in Vietnam, which was a very nice.

Donald Trump

00:36:42 - 00:36:48 (5 sec)

Howard Stern

00:36:48 - 00:36:48 (0 sec)

We are now going to Vietnam.

Robin Quivers

00:36:48 - 00:36:50 (2 sec)

Donald Trump

00:36:50 - 00:36:51 (1 sec)

I got a case of the shakes.

Donald Trump

00:36:51 - 00:37:04 (13 sec)

I was in Vietnam. Vietnam is a hot country. But you know when I was going to high school when I was going to college Vietnam was like, the big deal. It's like you know you have to leave college and go. I said excuse me now I'm going to Vietnam for beauty pageant.

Howard Stern

00:37:04 - 00:37:13 (9 sec)

That you travel to these places even Dubai and all that a series of what am I doing I'm a rich guy I've got a great life why am I going to Vietnam. Bad things can happen.

Donald Trump

00:37:13 - 00:37:21 (8 sec)

I didn't go to Vietnam. I actually stayed at home. It was a long trip. I was going to go get my pilot says, Sir, 24 hours. What? Excuse me?

Howard Stern

00:37:21 - 00:37:22 (1 sec)

And you go to Dubai.

Donald Trump

00:37:22 - 00:37:23 (1 sec)

I go to Dubai.

Howard Stern

00:37:23 - 00:37:26 (3 sec)

You travel on plane? Aren't you afraid of all that. Don't you just want to stay alive?

Donald Trump

00:37:26 - 00:37:30 (4 sec)

No, I understand life that life is fragile and it's just what it is you've got to do.

Howard Stern

00:37:30 - 00:37:32 (1 sec)

Not afraid of death?

Donald Trump

00:37:32 - 00:37:46 (14 sec)

No. And I have a good time with my life. You know, I mean, I have a good time. I could lock myself into a nice building. Pick my least conspicuous building. Okay. I'll take my least conspicuous go to my worst location least conspicuous you know. Right. I just lock myself in and take a nice apartment.

Howard Stern

00:37:46 - 00:37:46 (1 sec)

You won't do that.

Donald Trump

00:37:46 - 00:37:47 (1 sec)

But that's not my thing.

Howard Stern

00:37:47 - 00:37:48 (1 sec)

You like the action.

Donald Trump

00:37:48 - 00:37:51 (3 sec)

I like action, Howard.

Howard Stern

00:37:51 - 00:37:53 (2 sec)

Alright. Speaking of action.

Robin Quivers

00:37:53 - 00:37:55 (2 sec)

By the way do you know who lives in a Trump building?

Howard Stern

00:37:55 - 00:37:55 (0 sec)

Who?

Robin Quivers

00:37:55 - 00:37:57 (1 sec)

Fred Norris

Howard Stern

00:37:57 - 00:37:58 (1 sec)

No kidding? Fred Norris?

Robin Quivers

00:37:58 - 00:37:59 (1 sec)

Yeah. That's true.

Donald Trump

00:37:59 - 00:38:00 (1 sec)

Mel Karmazin. Lives in one of the great -- I won't tell you which one because he'll be inundated by his many fans but --

Howard Stern

00:38:00 - 00:38:04 (4 sec)

Groupies.

Donald Trump

00:38:04 - 00:38:04 (0 sec)

Mel not only does he live in a Trump building but he lived in the Trump building before he moved up. He stepped up in class, he went from one good one to one great one.

Howard Stern

00:38:04 - 00:38:12 (7 sec)

That is very true.

Donald Trump

00:38:12 - 00:38:13 (1 sec)

Everyone lives in my buildings so, you know.

Howard Stern

00:38:13 - 00:38:15 (2 sec)

But I didn't know Fred Norris had a Trump Building.

Donald Trump

00:38:15 - 00:38:17 (2 sec)

It's an honor to have Fred.

Fred Norris

00:38:17 - 00:38:19 (1 sec)

Great place to live.

Howard Stern

00:38:19 - 00:38:19 (1 sec)

Did you ever try to evict Fred?

Donald Trump

00:38:19 - 00:38:21 (2 sec)

You know he's very very current.

Robin Quivers

00:38:21 - 00:38:22 (1 sec)

You know who doesn't live in the Trump building? Benji.

Artie Lange

00:38:22 - 00:38:24 (2 sec)

Benji.

Howard Stern

00:38:24 - 00:38:25 (0 sec)

That's true. He lives in the alley beside Trump.

Fred Norris

00:38:25 - 00:38:26 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:38:26 - 00:38:29 (3 sec)

All right now listen, Donald Trump isn't here for his health.

Robin Quivers

00:38:29 - 00:38:31 (3 sec)

All right. What's he here for?

Howard Stern

00:38:31 - 00:38:33 (2 sec)

And by the way Ralph wants to agree with Donald Trump real quick that Miss Venezuela is the hottest chick. Go ahead. You can verify.

Ralph Cirella

00:38:33 - 00:38:37 (5 sec)

Oh, my god. I fuckin watched the show the other night. The hottest chicks you ever seen. Me and JD were watching. And we are both picked three chicks. I think Miss Kosovo, Miss Russia and Venezuela and I won. That's right.

Donald Trump

00:38:37 - 00:38:45 (8 sec)

And you are right and Miss -- Miss Colombia was un --

Ralph Cirella

00:38:45 - 00:38:46 (0 sec)

How hot was Kosovo?

Donald Trump

00:38:46 - 00:38:48 (2 sec)

Kosovo was beyond belief. Actually a couple of our male judges have never returned to the country.

Howard Stern

00:38:48 - 00:38:49 (2 sec)

Ralph told me the way he watches the -- the Miss Universe contest. They pick three girls pick a horse yet you pick a horse and you pick one. And you bet on. And he won with Miss Venezuela.

Donald Trump

00:38:49 - 00:38:51 (2 sec)

Actually it's become a big betting deal. You know, this is what I need. Okay. But it's become now a big deal. That's good. But the Miss Universe contest now has become a monster. And you know you saw the other day and they just did the ratings thing and it won the evening and the ratings. It does great. It's I got a good look of anger now. I bought a property for peanuts. I made it hot. Is that good?

Howard Stern

00:38:51 - 00:38:54 (3 sec)

You did well. This is your whole thing.

Donald Trump

00:38:54 - 00:39:02 (8 sec)

OK now let's talk about affliction.

Howard Stern

00:39:02 - 00:39:22 (20 sec)

You can now explain what affliction is and why you got involved.

Donald Trump

00:39:22 - 00:39:23 (1 sec)

Well MMA, mixed martial arts, and I always like it.

Howard Stern

00:39:23 - 00:39:25 (2 sec)

I love it.

Donald Trump

00:39:25 - 00:39:27 (2 sec)

You know, I do more boxing than anybody probably. I have Mike Tyson was fought for me, I think 16 times more than anybody else.

Howard Stern

00:39:27 - 00:39:30 (3 sec)

Big money maker.

Donald Trump

00:39:30 - 00:39:31 (1 sec)

Mike Tyson was a great money maker.

Howard Stern

00:39:31 - 00:39:39 (8 sec)

Boxing is so hot though.

Donald Trump

00:39:39 - 00:39:40 (1 sec)

Boxing has become cold. But any time you announce a Mike Tyson fight sold out in three seconds, okay? And boxing today is not the same thing. It's fine.

Howard Stern

00:39:40 - 00:39:41 (1 sec)

There's no superstar.

Donald Trump

00:39:41 - 00:39:42 (1 sec)

Yeah, I think. All of a sudden you have some hot guy come up, it will be fun. Boxing will always be fun. But the hot thing now is MMA. And we have a company we formed a company with a very, very substantial group of guys. And it's also with Affliction, which is a clothing company, which is a phenomenal company which is hot as a pistol.

Howard Stern

00:39:42 - 00:39:48 (7 sec)

And this is mixed martial arts?

Donald Trump

00:39:48 - 00:39:50 (1 sec)

It is mixed -- And we have a fight on Saturday night and it's going to be on Pay-per view, Saturday night at the Honda Center, which is sold out, which is --

Howard Stern

00:39:50 - 00:40:08 (19 sec)

Why is this such a big fight? Who is fighting?

Donald Trump

00:40:08 - 00:40:11 (3 sec)

We have Feidor, the Russian, who's never been defeated. He is -- They say the toughest guy in the world.

Howard Stern

00:40:11 - 00:40:20 (9 sec)

What's his thing? Karate, Jujitsu?

Donald Trump

00:40:20 - 00:40:23 (3 sec)

Everything. His thing is inflicting death on people. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:40:23 - 00:40:27 (4 sec)

He's insane.

Robin Quivers

00:40:27 - 00:40:28 (1 sec)

How big a guy is he?

Donald Trump

00:40:28 - 00:40:31 (3 sec)

He's abnormally strong.

Howard Stern

00:40:31 - 00:40:31 (1 sec)

How tall.

Donald Trump

00:40:31 - 00:40:32 (1 sec)

He's not that big either. Weighs about 225 pounds. He's fighting a guy who's a great champion who weighs a hundred pounds more and he's like six inches seven inches taller.

Howard Stern

00:40:32 - 00:40:34 (2 sec)

And not giving the other guy a great chance they give him a chance but not a great chance. And I said how could this guy who I met because I'm six foot three and I'm probably taller than Feidor. Which in theory would mean I should be able to take him out.

Donald Trump

00:40:34 - 00:40:35 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:40:35 - 00:40:47 (12 sec)

Have you ever fought? Have you ever been in a street fight?

Donald Trump

00:40:47 - 00:40:47 (0 sec)

Well I'm not into a street fight I've been. I used to fight a lot in high school.

Howard Stern

00:40:47 - 00:41:03 (15 sec)

We probably think you grew up you know fairly wealthy this kind of.

Donald Trump

00:41:03 - 00:41:04 (2 sec)

I actually used to fight a lot. I mean, I almost got thrown out of school a couple of times for fighting.

Howard Stern

00:41:04 - 00:41:09 (5 sec)

You got your ass kicked, or you kicked some ass?

Donald Trump

00:41:09 - 00:41:12 (3 sec)

I was good. I was good. But I really said, in fact I looked at this guy, and there was a group of beautiful women standing there you know there always are, there have a lot of beautiful women. For some reason, it's like 10 people trying to tempt me. But you know a thing like that isn't a possibility.

Howard Stern

00:41:12 - 00:41:19 (7 sec)

No. You're very much in love.

Donald Trump

00:41:19 - 00:41:22 (3 sec)

That's because I'm in love. So there's this beautiful woman and I'm looking -- Wait, and I look at the way I'm looking at this Russian Feidor, with a face like you don't want to touch, with ears like I've never seen before,

Howard Stern

00:41:22 - 00:41:36 (14 sec)

Like an animal.

Donald Trump

00:41:36 - 00:41:38 (2 sec)

Muscles on his -- his shoulders like I've never I've never seen muscles. His neck is like, I think it's 28 inches. I said to the girls let me ask you a question, If I worked out for a little while do you think I could take this guy? They go, Yes Mr. Trump.

Howard Stern

00:41:38 - 00:41:51 (13 sec)

There it is, money speaks. Going back for one second. Do you really think you're capable of loving another human being? I mean seriously.

Donald Trump

00:41:51 - 00:41:52 (1 sec)

Really loving?

Howard Stern

00:41:52 - 00:42:09 (17 sec)

Really loving?

Donald Trump

00:42:09 - 00:42:16 (7 sec)

Sure absolutely sure. Oh, absolutely. Are you talking about children also?

Howard Stern

00:42:16 - 00:42:17 (1 sec)

No. Forget children. I know you're not capable of that. Do you really love? When you say you're in love, what does that mean to you? What does it mean to you? What does it mean to love your wife?

Donald Trump

00:42:17 - 00:42:17 (0 sec)

Well, I have a very deep love for my wife, I do.

Howard Stern

00:42:17 - 00:42:19 (3 sec)

What does that mean?

Donald Trump

00:42:19 - 00:42:31 (12 sec)

It means -- it means a friendship. It means respect. It means you like you really like somebody. You like being around somebody. It means you're like protecting that person.

Howard Stern

00:42:31 - 00:42:33 (2 sec)

If she died tomorrow, God forbid.

Donald Trump

00:42:33 - 00:42:34 (1 sec)

I'd never go out with another one.

Howard Stern

00:42:34 - 00:42:43 (9 sec)

You know you would.

Donald Trump

00:42:43 - 00:42:45 (2 sec)

No I wouldn't. I might not.

Robin Quivers

00:42:45 - 00:42:48 (3 sec)

Might! [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:42:48 - 00:42:49 (1 sec)

You know what I hate. When I see a woman and a man married, and a woman is married to a rich guy, right? And then the guy kicks the bucket. He's gone and she's dating the following week.

Howard Stern

00:42:49 - 00:42:51 (2 sec)

Drives you crazy.

Donald Trump

00:42:51 - 00:42:52 (1 sec)

And now she's living in a mansion you know the beautiful mansion in Palm Beach and the whole thing.

Howard Stern

00:42:52 - 00:43:02 (9 sec)

Do you worry that Melania would do that? You suddenly had a heart attack or something.

Donald Trump

00:43:02 - 00:43:03 (1 sec)

I always say as I go into one of my many houses I say, You know if any guy ever lives in this house I'm going to be looking up at you. I'm going to be cursing you.

Howard Stern

00:43:03 - 00:43:08 (5 sec)

If Melania got fat, I'm talking about 60 pounds heavier. Do you think you could really love her?

Donald Trump

00:43:08 - 00:43:14 (6 sec)

A lot of your ego know a lot of

Howard Stern

00:43:14 - 00:43:21 (7 sec)

You do?

Donald Trump

00:43:21 - 00:43:25 (3 sec)

Oh, sure. No problem.

Howard Stern

00:43:25 - 00:43:25 (0 sec)

Donald Trump

00:43:25 - 00:43:25 (0 sec)

No problem, look at Robin. Look how skinny Robin, how much weight did you lose?

Howard Stern

00:43:25 - 00:43:27 (2 sec)

A lot of your ego

Donald Trump

00:43:27 - 00:43:29 (2 sec)

You look great.

Howard Stern

00:43:29 - 00:43:32 (3 sec)

A lot of your ego is, you want to be seen in public with a beautiful woman.

Robin Quivers

00:43:32 - 00:43:33 (1 sec)

You think he's that shallow?

Howard Stern

00:43:33 - 00:43:33 (0 sec)

Of course he's just like me.

Donald Trump

00:43:33 - 00:43:36 (3 sec)

I don't need to be with a beautiful woman.

Howard Stern

00:43:36 - 00:43:37 (1 sec)

I mean, stop.

Robin Quivers

00:43:37 - 00:43:37 (0 sec)

Well, we've never seen you with a

Donald Trump

00:43:37 - 00:43:38 (1 sec)

So if Beth gained 100 pounds you wouldn't be with her? You'd drop her?

Howard Stern

00:43:38 - 00:43:40 (2 sec)

What? 100 pounds? Oh, my god. I'm telling you. Melania gains 70 pounds and has facial hair now. You're not staying with her.

Donald Trump

00:43:40 - 00:43:42 (1 sec)

I'd be I'd be extremely loyal.

Howard Stern

00:43:42 - 00:43:43 (1 sec)

You'd be turned off.

Donald Trump

00:43:43 - 00:43:47 (4 sec)

Physical doesn't mean anything to me. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:43:47 - 00:43:55 (8 sec)

There's an idea for a show I want to show you. Put you on Pay-per view, Celebrity multi-millionaire

Donald Trump

00:43:55 - 00:43:57 (3 sec)

Billionaire.

Howard Stern

00:43:57 - 00:43:58 (0 sec)

Billionaire. Bowling. You versus Warren Buffett.

Donald Trump

00:43:58 - 00:44:00 (2 sec)

That sounds good.

Howard Stern

00:44:00 - 00:44:09 (9 sec)

Sounds good.

Donald Trump

00:44:09 - 00:44:09 (1 sec)

How about golf?

Howard Stern

00:44:09 - 00:44:11 (2 sec)

Bowling is good. If you were in a bowling alley with Warren Buffett I'd watch that. [Inaudible] We got a good deal on a bowling alley. Let's review. We've got the big Affliction

Donald Trump

00:44:11 - 00:44:13 (2 sec)

Coming up Saturday

Howard Stern

00:44:13 - 00:44:14 (1 sec)

That sounds like a success. I love to watch guys beat the hell out of each other and this is what we're talking about. We're talking about guys really

Donald Trump

00:44:14 - 00:44:15 (1 sec)

But we have the best fighters, we have the best fighters in the world and not only Feidor, but we have a whole list of fights that are phenomenal fights and everybody in that world really knows, and they know all the fighters.

Howard Stern

00:44:15 - 00:44:19 (4 sec)

And you don't have any moral issue like where you are, Maybe I should tell you guys you're okay with it?

Donald Trump

00:44:19 - 00:44:20 (1 sec)

Well, I've been doing it all my life.

Howard Stern

00:44:20 - 00:44:26 (5 sec)

You like it?

Donald Trump

00:44:26 - 00:44:35 (10 sec)

Well, I've been doing it all my life. I love fights. I mean I -- I love boxing too, but boxing somehow has lost an edge. And you know I don't know something's wrong, sometimes you'll see a match which is so mismatched and then the other guy wins, the one or lost wins and you get tired of it. I've watched too many fights.

Howard Stern

00:44:35 - 00:44:38 (2 sec)

Cause it's the real deal.

Donald Trump

00:44:38 - 00:44:39 (2 sec)

Well, this way it's sort of like you just somebody dies. I've never seen anything like that and it's terrible. You know it's not like oh how would the judges voting. Okay, it's like you know somebody just succumbs. Right?

Donald Trump

00:44:39 - 00:44:40 (1 sec)

Right. Irish John Go ahead quick for Mr. Trump, quickly. Hi, Mr. Trump.

Donald Trump

00:44:40 - 00:44:56 (16 sec)

Hi.

Irish John

00:44:56 - 00:44:58 (2 sec)

With Howard's interview with Piers Morgan. He spoke of how distractingly hot your daughter was if you had known that during the competition would you have fired him on the spot?

Howard Stern

00:44:58 - 00:45:09 (11 sec)

Piers Morgan said, he at times he could not concentrate during the Apprentice because your daughter is so frickin hot. She is hot.

Donald Trump

00:45:09 - 00:45:15 (6 sec)

I mean look, she is, she's a beautiful person she's got every guy calling. I have like a gatekeeper.

Robin Quivers

00:45:15 - 00:45:16 (1 sec)

She's single again, right?

Donald Trump

00:45:16 - 00:45:24 (8 sec)

She was -- she is but she's actually now she's with a young man who's a great guy. And I don't know what's going to happen. I'm not sure what's going to happen but she has actually got a boyfriend who's a great guy.

Howard Stern

00:45:24 - 00:45:30 (6 sec)

Does this still drive you crazy when some guys tagging your daughter? I mean I you know I mean have --

Donald Trump

00:45:30 - 00:45:34 (4 sec)

Tagging, It's something I can't even think about.

Howard Stern

00:45:34 - 00:45:44 (10 sec)

You don't even think about it.

Donald Trump

00:45:44 - 00:45:50 (6 sec)

I can't imagine.

Howard Stern

00:45:50 - 00:45:54 (4 sec)

You do background checks on these guys?

Donald Trump

00:45:54 - 00:45:56 (2 sec)

Not in this case I mean she's got a very nice guy. So we'll see how much.

Howard Stern

00:45:56 - 00:45:57 (2 sec)

Tell the truth.

Donald Trump

00:45:57 - 00:46:00 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:46:00 - 00:46:01 (1 sec)

Rich guy?

Donald Trump

00:46:01 - 00:46:01 (1 sec)

Yeah yeah.

Howard Stern

00:46:01 - 00:46:04 (3 sec)

Use her in all the ads she looks stunning.

Robin Quivers

00:46:04 - 00:46:05 (0 sec)

She looks beautiful.

Donald Trump

00:46:05 - 00:46:06 (1 sec)

She has really become a big star. You know even really before the Apprentice she was doing well. But then I put on the Apprentice and she became amazing.

Howard Stern

00:46:06 - 00:46:09 (3 sec)

Do you love her more than your son because she is more famous?

Donald Trump

00:46:09 - 00:46:10 (1 sec)

No. I have all great children. I have five children.

Howard Stern

00:46:10 - 00:46:15 (6 sec)

Not the little ones. The two older sons.

Donald Trump

00:46:15 - 00:46:18 (3 sec)

No. They're great. I have Eric and Don.

Howard Stern

00:46:18 - 00:46:22 (3 sec)

Rank the kids in terms of your favoritism.

Donald Trump

00:46:22 - 00:46:26 (4 sec)

All the same in the world. Like you two and they're all very different. I mean, they're very different but you know

Howard Stern

00:46:26 - 00:46:27 (2 sec)

You don't love any of them. I put let's say your daughter and your two sons on a boat. You have to throw two of the kids overboard. Who do you save? You've got to say, listen, you might as well save one of them.

Robin Quivers

00:46:27 - 00:46:30 (3 sec)

Everyone of them is gonna die if you don't save one.

Howard Stern

00:46:30 - 00:46:36 (6 sec)

Who do you throw overboard?

Donald Trump

00:46:36 - 00:46:48 (12 sec)

Nah, that's not even a question I want to answer.

Howard Stern

00:46:48 - 00:46:50 (2 sec)

I thought you'd say your daughter. Your daughter is more famous.

Donald Trump

00:46:50 - 00:46:51 (1 sec)

She is very famous.

Howard Stern

00:46:51 - 00:46:54 (3 sec)

Won't you save your daughter?

Donald Trump

00:46:54 - 00:46:57 (4 sec)

She's on the cover of every magazine. She's doing great.

Howard Stern

00:46:57 - 00:46:59 (1 sec)

It be more worthwhile to save her?

Donald Trump

00:46:59 - 00:47:00 (1 sec)

No. I just couldn't answer a question like that I mean that's a question you can't even answer. They're all great kids.

Robin Quivers

00:47:00 - 00:47:03 (3 sec)

How do you feel being a grandfather.

Donald Trump

00:47:03 - 00:47:05 (2 sec)

Not good.

Howard Stern

00:47:05 - 00:47:11 (6 sec)

He's not -- You're not gonna let them call you grandpa.

Donald Trump

00:47:11 - 00:47:12 (1 sec)

No I don't. And I don't consider myself a grandfather. I don't even want to hear the term.

Howard Stern

00:47:12 - 00:47:12 (1 sec)

Can they call you Donald? What does the kid call you? Seriously.

Donald Trump

00:47:12 - 00:47:15 (2 sec)

My boy?

Howard Stern

00:47:15 - 00:47:18 (4 sec)

You're not grandpa. [Inaudible] Your grandson.

Donald Trump

00:47:18 - 00:47:24 (6 sec)

Oh, it's a granddaughter. Doesn't call me anything. I don't get to see her very much.

Artie Lange

00:47:24 - 00:47:25 (1 sec)

The kid doesn't have his number.

Donald Trump

00:47:25 - 00:47:28 (3 sec)

I expect to see the child over the next few months. I'll let you know.

Howard Stern

00:47:28 - 00:47:32 (4 sec)

Would you be willing to do a show where I put you in a boat with your children and we sink it? And you have to save one of them alive?

Donald Trump

00:47:32 - 00:47:34 (1 sec)

I'll pass on that. Let me pass on that show.

Howard Stern

00:47:34 - 00:47:37 (3 sec)

Seriously I have a friend who became a grandfather he does not see himself in that role it doesn't want to be called Grandpa.

Donald Trump

00:47:37 - 00:47:44 (7 sec)

True.

Howard Stern

00:47:44 - 00:47:47 (3 sec)

He has a nickname for himself. You know he did call. Wouldn't it be wise for your grandchild to call you Donald?

Donald Trump

00:47:47 - 00:47:53 (6 sec)

Or D or something where it isn't grandpa.

Howard Stern

00:47:53 - 00:47:53 (0 sec)

Donald Trump

00:47:53 - 00:47:59 (6 sec)

Anything but Grandpa.

Howard Stern

00:47:59 - 00:48:00 (0 sec)

So, what are you gonna do? What's the name?

Donald Trump

00:48:00 - 00:48:03 (3 sec)

I don't know. I'll train the kid properly.

Howard Stern

00:48:03 - 00:48:04 (2 sec)

Why not an apprentice with all of your children. And we get to pick the favorite child. What do you think? Come on let's get crazy.

Donald Trump

00:48:04 - 00:48:06 (2 sec)

Actually Don has done very well in The Apprentice also.

Howard Stern

00:48:06 - 00:48:08 (2 sec)

My son Don has done very well. But you know it's a little tougher I think for a guy as opposed to a woman.

Donald Trump

00:48:08 - 00:48:17 (8 sec)

Howard Stern

00:48:17 - 00:48:20 (3 sec)

How about all your ex-wives in The Apprentice? Who would win?

Robin Quivers

00:48:20 - 00:48:21 (1 sec)

He was at Ivana's wedding. You two are sort of friendly right now?

Donald Trump

00:48:21 - 00:48:25 (4 sec)

She was very nice. she got married at Mar-a-Lago and

Howard Stern

00:48:25 - 00:48:27 (3 sec)

I met her new husband.

Donald Trump

00:48:27 - 00:48:31 (4 sec)

Yeah. Nice guy.

Howard Stern

00:48:31 - 00:48:35 (4 sec)

Seems like a nice guy.

Donald Trump

00:48:35 - 00:48:37 (2 sec)

He came to me they came to me and they said would it be possible for us to use Mar-a-lago? I said, would you pay me $2 million of my money. And they said, Oh, how about a million? I said, [Inaudible] They got married at Mar-a-Lago it was a very nice wedding and

Howard Stern

00:48:37 - 00:48:38 (1 sec)

Do you feel he loves her? The new husband

Donald Trump

00:48:38 - 00:48:39 (1 sec)

I haven't asked him.

Howard Stern

00:48:39 - 00:48:57 (18 sec)

What do you think is going on there?

Donald Trump

00:48:57 - 00:48:59 (2 sec)

I don't know. I mean he must love her.

Howard Stern

00:48:59 - 00:49:00 (1 sec)

He's a much younger guy.

Donald Trump

00:49:00 - 00:49:02 (2 sec)

Much younger.

Howard Stern

00:49:02 - 00:49:02 (1 sec)

He doesn't have the assets she has. Do you feel he married her for her money?

Donald Trump

00:49:02 - 00:49:04 (1 sec)

I think he married her because he's desperately in love. Ever hear the song desperately and hopelessly in love? I hear that sound from years ago I remember right away and hopelessly in love. That's that's pretty sad when you're desperate and hopeless. Well I think he's desperately and hopelessly in love.

Howard Stern

00:49:04 - 00:49:05 (1 sec)

What?

Donald Trump

00:49:05 - 00:49:09 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:49:09 - 00:49:10 (1 sec)

I am very excited about Affliction brand because I love this mixed martial arts. I do.

Donald Trump

00:49:10 - 00:49:10 (1 sec)

Good.

Howard Stern

00:49:10 - 00:49:31 (21 sec)

Everyone who knows me knows that.

Donald Trump

00:49:31 - 00:49:36 (5 sec)

It's going to watch on Saturday night.

Howard Stern

00:49:36 - 00:49:37 (0 sec)

I think because I'm so weak and I can't fight, that I love to watch other men beat the crap out of each other. It's a fun thing for me to watch. I like it. I love it. So let's remind people this is Feidor?

Donald Trump

00:49:37 - 00:49:38 (1 sec)

Correct. Seriously tough people.

Howard Stern

00:49:38 - 00:49:39 (1 sec)

Versus Sylvia

Donald Trump

00:49:39 - 00:49:50 (11 sec)

Howard Stern

00:49:50 - 00:49:50 (0 sec)

Saturday night live. On Pay-per view.

Donald Trump

00:49:50 - 00:49:52 (2 sec)

And for more information you can go to afflictionclothing.com

Howard Stern

00:49:52 - 00:49:55 (3 sec)

Donald Trump

00:49:55 - 00:49:58 (3 sec)

And if we review today's show you are upset about the current crisis in this country.

Robin Quivers

00:49:58 - 00:49:59 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:49:59 - 00:50:01 (3 sec)

You dislike the president.

Robin Quivers

00:50:01 - 00:50:02 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:50:02 - 00:50:08 (5 sec)

You dislike the president?

Donald Trump

00:50:08 - 00:50:08 (1 sec)

Not dislike. I disrespect and I think he's doing a terrible job.

Howard Stern

00:50:08 - 00:50:10 (1 sec)

Right and you're ready to fire him to use the words of The Apprentice.

Donald Trump

00:50:10 - 00:50:11 (1 sec)

He's hopefully going to be fired by his own accord pretty soon. You know it's amazing. He lied to this country about really important things like the most important things. Got us into a war that we shouldn't be and we should be. I'm the worst hawk of all. I am -- I am not like a dove. I am the way. But we went to the wrong place Okay. We did go to the red line in Afghanistan. You know Saddam Hussein like them are not like him. He used to kill the terrorists. [Inaudible] A breeding ground for terrorists.

Howard Stern

00:50:11 - 00:50:16 (5 sec)

He's more afraid of the terrorists than we are.

Donald Trump

00:50:16 - 00:50:19 (4 sec)

He used to kill terror -- If they came into the country he would kill.

Howard Stern

00:50:19 - 00:50:45 (26 sec)

That's right. So he was in a way. He's the only one who could even run the country.

Donald Trump

00:50:45 - 00:50:48 (3 sec)

So it's you know it's a very very sad situation.

Artie Lange

00:50:48 - 00:50:50 (3 sec)

The thing about Hussein was he was more like a mafia don he wasn't a religious freak, you know, that's more American we could deal with it

Donald Trump

00:50:50 - 00:50:54 (4 sec)

And I tell you what, like this guy, date this guy. When that guy a character with a cell phone took the picture of him before he got hung. There aren't a lot of people that would handle it the way he did. That's why he's cursing at everybody saying you know this and that he's not out there begging saying, Oh, please don't do this please. He's out there as, you know, say what you want. He was one tough cookie.

Howard Stern

00:50:54 - 00:50:57 (2 sec)

And he went down in a manly way.

Donald Trump

00:50:57 - 00:51:04 (8 sec)

The best thing that ever happened to him? That cell phone because it showed he has guts.

Howard Stern

00:51:04 - 00:51:35 (31 sec)

And you know how I came up with a nickname that Donald's granddaughter could call him. An acronym Reeva

Artie Lange

00:51:35 - 00:51:35 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:51:35 - 00:51:43 (8 sec)

Which is?

Artie Lange

00:51:43 - 00:51:44 (1 sec)

Reason I'm very affluent. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:51:44 - 00:51:47 (3 sec)

I like that. You, you have a big day ahead of you. So you have to go promote the show that you're going to be doing right.

Donald Trump

00:51:47 - 00:51:54 (7 sec)

Well that's not. I mean this is the only one I'm doing I'm not doing anymore that I'm I'm actually having a big closing today. I'm buying something.

Howard Stern

00:51:54 - 00:52:02 (8 sec)

What are you buying today?

Donald Trump

00:52:02 - 00:52:03 (1 sec)

I'm buying a big building someplace

Howard Stern

00:52:03 - 00:52:08 (5 sec)

In Manhattan?

Donald Trump

00:52:08 - 00:52:10 (2 sec)

Yeah but I can't talk about it because I haven't signed the contract.

Howard Stern

00:52:10 - 00:52:39 (29 sec)

Is it a great time to buy a building in Manhattan?

Donald Trump

00:52:39 - 00:52:41 (2 sec)

Well, it's a great time to buy real estate. This is a great time to buy real estate. There are deals. I used to make speeches and I have thousands and thousands of people show up to speak and for years I'd say don't buy don't buy don't buy now's the time now I say bye bye bye. This is the time to buy. [Inaudible] But you can't get financing because the banks are all busted. You know, the banks are all out of business. They're going down the tube. I say, Yeah but the financing is already there the banks already put up the money it's a foreclosed building it's a mess. You take back the paper

Howard Stern

00:52:41 - 00:52:45 (4 sec)

You're putting up any of your own money?

Donald Trump

00:52:45 - 00:52:47 (2 sec)

I put up my money I put up money and you can make good deals today. This is a great time to buy real estate.

Howard Stern

00:52:47 - 00:52:48 (1 sec)

You're going to buy the entire building?

Donald Trump

00:52:48 - 00:52:49 (1 sec)

Yeah that's what I do.

Howard Stern

00:52:49 - 00:52:51 (2 sec)

On your own.

Donald Trump

00:52:51 - 00:52:53 (2 sec)

Yeah that's what I do for a living.

Howard Stern

00:52:53 - 00:52:59 (7 sec)

You're not going to do it with a group of people?

Donald Trump

00:52:59 - 00:53:04 (5 sec)

I actually do that for a living.

Howard Stern

00:53:04 - 00:53:05 (1 sec)

No I know that

Donald Trump

00:53:05 - 00:53:15 (10 sec)

I do it to do that with a group of sometimes and partnerships and sometimes I don't but you know usually I like to just buy it myself.

Howard Stern

00:53:15 - 00:53:15 (1 sec)

And then you'll rent out the spaces?

Donald Trump

00:53:15 - 00:53:22 (7 sec)

Whatever. I rent it, I redevelop it and I sell it.

Robin Quivers

00:53:22 - 00:53:23 (1 sec)

He might condo it and sell it.

Donald Trump

00:53:23 - 00:53:28 (5 sec)

I'm buying a new club in New Jersey. I'm doing something New Jersey that's going to be amazing. I have this great club that I'm buying that I'm going to make a very very successful.

Howard Stern

00:53:28 - 00:53:31 (2 sec)

What is going to go [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

00:53:31 - 00:53:33 (3 sec)

I already have I bought John DeLorean eight years ago and I turned it into Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster New Jersey and made that a tremendous success.

Robin Quivers

00:53:33 - 00:53:34 (1 sec)

What you're doing over at Scotland or.

Donald Trump

00:53:34 - 00:53:35 (1 sec)

I have a big thing going and Scotland I have thousands of acres in Scotland. I have thousands of acres in Scotland.

Howard Stern

00:53:35 - 00:53:36 (1 sec)

What are you worth today? Today, what are your worth?

Donald Trump

00:53:36 - 00:53:37 (1 sec)

I mean a lot of money.

Howard Stern

00:53:37 - 00:53:39 (2 sec)

Seven billion.

Donald Trump

00:53:39 - 00:53:49 (9 sec)

Yeah, maybe.

Howard Stern

00:53:49 - 00:53:50 (2 sec)

Seven billion?

Donald Trump

00:53:50 - 00:53:54 (4 sec)

Maybe more than that.

Robin Quivers

00:53:54 - 00:53:56 (2 sec)

He says, If you can count it, you're not worth much.

Donald Trump

00:53:56 - 00:54:02 (6 sec)

Would you ever be one of those guys at some point say look I'm old enough. I'm going to give away five billion of my money and I'll be fine with two.

Artie Lange

00:54:02 - 00:54:05 (3 sec)

Warren Buffett right.

Donald Trump

00:54:05 - 00:54:14 (9 sec)

Why I think I'd do that but I'll do that upon death as opposed to when I'm living.

Robin Quivers

00:54:14 - 00:54:17 (3 sec)

Are you leaving the kids set?

Donald Trump

00:54:17 - 00:54:25 (8 sec)

Well I have great kids and they do a good job for me and they work in the business they're really doing.

Howard Stern

00:54:25 - 00:54:27 (1 sec)

Do you want to be the richest guy in the world?

Donald Trump

00:54:27 - 00:54:30 (4 sec)

No. Because you know I just want to do what I'm doing. I don't do it for money I do it because I really love doing it and I'm making money because I do it well. I mean if do a building [Inaudible]I

Howard Stern

00:54:30 - 00:54:32 (1 sec)

If I do it and you find out he's worth $10 billion, do you go, Man, I'm not successful.

Robin Quivers

00:54:32 - 00:54:33 (1 sec)

No. Because first of all he's a great friend of mine. He's a member of the Mar-a-Lago club, which I like. He's a member of all my club. And he's a great guy. No. I don't I don't feel that way.

Donald Trump

00:54:33 - 00:54:38 (5 sec)

I wish I was worth more than him.

Robin Quivers

00:54:38 - 00:54:40 (1 sec)

You know there's always Bill Gates there's always somebody else out there.

Donald Trump

00:54:40 - 00:54:40 (1 sec)

There is always somebody.

Artie Lange

00:54:40 - 00:54:55 (14 sec)

That's a lot of billions to get.

Donald Trump

00:54:55 - 00:54:56 (1 sec)

Recently somebody said Bill Gates is now number two. There's always somebody, he can't let that get you.

Howard Stern

00:54:56 - 00:54:57 (2 sec)

You know you don't care about it?

Donald Trump

00:54:57 - 00:55:00 (3 sec)

No. Doesn't matter

Robin Quivers

00:55:00 - 00:55:01 (1 sec)

I just want to know what kind of servants you have like, do you get up in them like you wake up -- Oh, shut up. Do you have a butler who wakes you up and serves you breakfast, lays out your clothes.

Donald Trump

00:55:01 - 00:55:06 (5 sec)

Melania.

Howard Stern

00:55:06 - 00:55:07 (1 sec)

Who bathes you, who dresses you?

Donald Trump

00:55:07 - 00:55:13 (6 sec)

I get up very early I read the papers in the morning.

Howard Stern

00:55:13 - 00:55:20 (7 sec)

Three papers?

Donald Trump

00:55:20 - 00:55:23 (3 sec)

Well I read I think The Post does a very good job every time.

Howard Stern

00:55:23 - 00:55:27 (4 sec)

The Times

Donald Trump

00:55:27 - 00:55:29 (2 sec)

The Times, The Wall Street Journal. I see the news. I get a lot of paper.[Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:55:29 - 00:55:30 (1 sec)

When you get up you have to pee immediately, right? Like the rest of us, I assume, unless you're so wealthy --

Robin Quivers

00:55:30 - 00:55:31 (1 sec)

But who's waking you up? Is the butler getting up [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:55:31 - 00:55:35 (4 sec)

No. I get up myself. I really don't have anybody. I have like an alarm clock I get up at 4:30.

Howard Stern

00:55:35 - 00:55:39 (4 sec)

You have a urinal that you're peeing too or do you have a toilet?

Artie Lange

00:55:39 - 00:55:42 (3 sec)

Urinal.

Donald Trump

00:55:42 - 00:55:43 (1 sec)

Toilet.

Howard Stern

00:55:43 - 00:55:46 (3 sec)

You have a toilet. Do you seat down on the toilet when you pee or do you stand up?

Donald Trump

00:55:46 - 00:55:47 (1 sec)

I don't even think about it. I would say mostly in the standing position.

Howard Stern

00:55:47 - 00:55:49 (2 sec)

Has Melania ever waken you up with a blowjob.

Robin Quivers

00:55:49 - 00:55:50 (1 sec)

Oh!

Howard Stern

00:55:50 - 00:55:51 (1 sec)

Cause you're a billionaire. If you're not getting that --

Robin Quivers

00:55:51 - 00:55:52 (2 sec)

Nobody should.

Howard Stern

00:55:52 - 00:55:54 (2 sec)

So she doesn't, does she?

Donald Trump

00:55:54 - 00:56:01 (7 sec)

She wouldn't do a thing like that.

Artie Lange

00:56:01 - 00:56:06 (5 sec)

Let me introduce you.

Howard Stern

00:56:06 - 00:56:08 (2 sec)

She wouldn't wake you up with oral

Donald Trump

00:56:08 - 00:56:12 (4 sec)

She wouldn't. By the way. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:56:12 - 00:56:12 (1 sec)

Don't get off the segway. Has Melania waken you up with her mouth on your penis?

Donald Trump

00:56:12 - 00:56:21 (8 sec)

Do you remember when I said one of the most beautiful women in the world Miss Russia. About four or five years ago.

Howard Stern

00:56:21 - 00:56:21 (1 sec)

Why are you changing the subject?

Donald Trump

00:56:21 - 00:56:23 (2 sec)

That ruined her that destroyed her. You know she quit Miss Universe after doing a show.

Howard Stern

00:56:23 - 00:56:32 (9 sec)

Stop.

Donald Trump

00:56:32 - 00:56:35 (3 sec)

She became Miss Universe and she started asking her questions like this, she quit. But actually I fired her. I said, Oxana, you're fired.

Howard Stern

00:56:35 - 00:56:37 (2 sec)

Mr. Trump.

Donald Trump

00:56:37 - 00:56:38 (1 sec)

She became impossible after this show.

Howard Stern

00:56:38 - 00:56:39 (1 sec)

Would that annoy you if a woman woke you up that way. Like in other words when you were laying on your back and I felt that you would like that. Is that a fantasy of yours?

Donald Trump

00:56:39 - 00:56:42 (3 sec)

No but it's something that wouldn't particularly bother me.

Howard Stern

00:56:42 - 00:56:46 (4 sec)

So she should wake you up that way.

Donald Trump

00:56:46 - 00:56:49 (2 sec)

Who says she doesn't?

Howard Stern

00:56:49 - 00:56:50 (2 sec)

You're saying no.

Donald Trump

00:56:50 - 00:56:58 (8 sec)

I mean you know we we have a very very good time together.

Howard Stern

00:56:58 - 00:56:59 (2 sec)

I bet your billionaire buddies are jealous when she's parading around a bathing suit and there was some old hag.

Donald Trump

00:56:59 - 00:57:01 (2 sec)

Well, some of them don't like me for that.

Howard Stern

00:57:01 - 00:57:11 (9 sec)

That's right they get jealous. All right.

Artie Lange

00:57:11 - 00:57:18 (7 sec)

Let me suggest something Mr. Trump, the next time you can put $50 in cash together when you're in Vegas you can get something called the hooker alarm clock.

Robin Quivers

00:57:18 - 00:57:20 (2 sec)

Oh, my God.

Howard Stern

00:57:20 - 00:57:23 (4 sec)

Artie loves that. They'll blew you away and finally I have another suggestion. How long before we see. And I think this has a great ring to it. But Trumpire State building.

Donald Trump

00:57:23 - 00:57:27 (4 sec)

I've run out of names I have towers and castles and everything. I've run out of them. So that's a very fine name.

Howard Stern

00:57:27 - 00:57:28 (0 sec)

I like that you can have that Artie's giving you.

Donald Trump

00:57:28 - 00:57:30 (2 sec)

Howard you have to do me a favor you have to watch on Saturday night.

Howard Stern

00:57:30 - 00:57:31 (2 sec)

Yes. Saturday night Affliction band featuring Feidor versus Sylvia.

Donald Trump

00:57:31 - 00:57:37 (6 sec)

It's a big fight because Feidor's never been defeated.

Howard Stern

00:57:37 - 00:57:38 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:57:38 - 00:57:44 (5 sec)

Never been defeated ever.

Howard Stern

00:57:44 - 00:57:45 (1 sec)

This Saturday Night Live on pay-per-view. That should be fun. For more information go to affilictionclothing.com.

Donald Trump

00:57:45 - 00:57:47 (2 sec)