Donald Trump, you're on the air. Hello, Howard. Mr. Trump. How are you? Looking forward to being down at the Taj. Good. Well, I just -- I just heard you talking about the helicopter and we'll send it back for Robin. There you go. Exactly. It's an amazing helicopter. It better be. Otherwise, I'm not going on the sucker. No, it's the best helicopter there is and it's very safe. And you're going to be with me? If it's not, you'll read about it the following morning. Are you going to be with me on it? I'm going to be with you. Really? I'm going to be with you and your girlfriend and I'm going to have my girlfriend and we're going to have a lot of fun. And Robin, I can send the helicopter right back for you. Is that for me too, Donald? Robin, you can join us on that helicopter. That's right. You come back for me. I'd either send it back for you or you can join us on the helicopter. Let me ask you an important question. Let me ask you an important question before we get to Robin's travel. Go ahead. What's Melania going to wear for the ride? I think it's going to be something very nice. Peekaboo? Very, very nice. You know the last time we had this discussion, I got in a lot of trouble with you, How. Hey, Donald... But you were running for president. What do you say, yeah, you were running for president. Yes, I know. It ended up being a front page story in the New York Post. I caused Donald Trump for presidency. That's right. What if I pick out your girlfriend's off and you pick up my girlfriend's off. Yeah. That sounds good to me. Yeah. That sounds like a good deal. Hey, it's going to be some fight. But I pick up [Inaudible]. Hey, Howard, the fight down there is going well. I mean... Oh, yeah. You know they have the other fight, the big fight. Right. And I tell you what. Yeah. They sell more tickets than everybody. Wow. Now our only mistake is we should have put it in like a 10,000 seat venue. We would have sold it out. I told you that. I'm telling you. I know it. We were sold out before the box office open. I know. I know. Yeah, it's going to be a great event. I can't wait. It's going to be amazing. I tell you like... I thank Joey [Inaudible] and the whole commission down there, they did an amazing job, Howard. Yes, I know. They're all helping us down. They really have into it. I do appreciate that. So, all right. I'll see you -- I'll see you on Thursday. I'll see you there and bring Robin and Robin's lie down. We have a seat. There we go. Okay. You bringing your boyfriend, Robin. No, he can't come. Good. Then there's room for me. It is Robin's boyfriend. That have been John. She likes to dig and dig and dig. Thank you, Mr. Trump. Well, have a good time, Howard. I'll see you on Thursday. And please prepare that special suite for me. Kubla Khan. The Kubla Khan suite. Hey, Howard. This is suite. Hey, Howard. I want to be in the Kubla Khan suite. And I'll be well-taken care of, Howard. This is suite, the Taj and I think Frank [Inaudible] is his. Which is that? Which is the one has... Well, we had a couple of them but we have something else that really turned out to be amazing. We opened a night club about two years ago called the Casbah. Yeah, I want to sleep in there. Well, I'll tell you. It's the hottest. Howard, it's the hottest club on the East Coast. See, after the Fight Friday, take a little nap. Right. Then wake up and then what I will do is go to the Casbah. Right. Rock the Casbah. Well, the Casbah is a little bit late. It is Rock the Casbah. You know about the Casbah. I want to go to the Casbah in the afternoon. Donald, the hottest chicks go to the Casbah. You tell me about it. What I'm going to do actually is once I emerge from the Kubla Khan suite... Right. Kubla Khan is here. Kubla Khan is here. The wrath of Kubla Khan. Hey, John, you have to tell Howard about the cast by though. You know, it's like really at 11 o'clock, 12 o'clock but you will not see anything. Since Studio 54, Howard, there has not been anything like this. Really? Really. It's amazing. What kind of music? And I hate to say this on the air but we have beautiful women dancing off the ceilings. Really? We have thousands of people going in and beautiful crowd you've ever seen. People come from the Hamptons and they go to the Taj to go to the Casbah. So, it's -- I have friends in the Hamptons and I said, What are you doing this weekend? We're going out to the Hamptons but on Saturday night, we're going to the Casbah, and said, What do you do? We said, We take a helicopter from the Hamptons to Atlantic City. Go there and then go back. It's like the hottest thing you see. See, everyone should be doing that. Amazing. I don't know why everyone bothers with these cars definitely. So, much traffic. Yeah, we got them jamming the helicopter. What a life you got. Well, Robin, I hope you can join us on Thursday. All right. All right. And we have plenty of rooms. So, just join us and we'll have a lot of fun. Wait, wait. Is the Casbah happening Thursday night? No, it's going to be -- it'll be Thursday night but really the great night is Friday night. Yeah, I'm not going Thursday night. You got to get in bed early. What are you doing? I'll do it. I'm not falling in love. So, really, the time you want to go Friday night and Saturday night and it's going to be something big. Donald Trump, I realize it. Lives like the Jetsons. Oh, yeah. He's always in the air. I think he walks out of his office like -- and he's probably like 50 stories up. Right. And he hops onto the helicopter and the Jetsons about to the... It's waiting for a tougher thing. Hey, Donald Trump. You know I have a crazy life, Howard because my office is in Trump Tower and I take an elevator into my office. You know what I can't believe... And I probably get less exercise than any man ever. You know what? He probably has like all those robots washing him. Right. Remember the robot. Rosie Do you have a robot that washes you? I don't have that, no. What do you do? You shower or you bathe? I shower. Do you ever have chicks bathe you? Well, I can't refer to that. I can't talk about that. I wonder if he does. I think he's doing that whole Eddie Murphy... Yeah, maybe he doesn't even brush his own teeth. Hey, Robin, these girls are so dangerous. You know, every time I go out just to say, yell it for, to sing in the helicopter, I end up getting myself in trouble. Do you have a robot? I bet your robots are Mexican. I thought they will do. No, my robots are beautiful. Loan me the best robots. Yeah, his robot is human. They worked well. I bet that someone bathes you. Human. Much better. So, you know what I can't believe about you? You've been with this Melania. How many years now? Three and a half. No cheating? No. No. How would you. They haven't been broken up ever since they... Well, she's really great. She must be great in the sack. She must have magic. Dude, he's got pictures of.... She's on billboards. Oh, yeah. She must be... Why not? She must do something. I made a good deal. She must be driving you crazy. She's had the car keys. I really made a good deal. She did go on the billboards and I got it for the right price. And she's not a -- she's not a pain in the ass like Ivana? No, she's great. Oh, Howard, are you sure the... That Ivana, what was the worse? Boy, thank God, you got out of that? Well she was fine. Oh, please. She was good for the time. She was good for that time. For a few years. For a few years. Oy vey. That accent. He drove the Donald crazy. He's still the Donald 'cause of her. Because of her. He doesn't even like that. Ivana. That's right. I'll never live that down, Howard. And that other floozy. What was her name? Marla. Marla Maples. Marla was good too. I mean, hey, they were both... She was no good deal. Howard, they were both great. I told you at the time, it wasn't going to last. She was... Well, you said it won't last more than a year but you were wrong. It lasts for three years. It was no fun. Who is the best in the sack? Who is the best? You know, well, I won't defer to that but... Donald was the best. Who do you think was the best to the sack, Howard? I say Melania. Melania. Oh, I feel like Melania. Melania. I don't know. Young Ivana might have been tough to beat. I felt Marla was a gold digger. You know, it's funny. No, she wasn't. She was really great but, you know, on the wedding night with Marla, a story I've never really told, I turned on the television. The press was going crazy. You saw that like I've never seen anything like it and it was wild. Howard, it had to be the one they interviewed. And, you know, I'm standing there. Have the television on, have the young bride, and I'm watching it. In your wedding bed. And she doesn't want to watch television. She's saying, How could you watch television on our wedding night. I said, You know it's really interesting. Let's see how it's covered. She doesn't know it was over there. And Howard said, There wasn't a wet eye in the house. That was his first statement and I cracked up. And the second thing he said, I give it six months at most. Okay. So, this is how I listen. This is my wedding night, Robin. This is the basic disaster. Was there a discussion after that? Did she say anything to you about? Very little, though she started to cry. Yeah. Actually, no, no. She heard the two statements. Yeah, she cried. But, you know, there wasn't a wet eye in the house. It was sort of a classic statement. So, I got to raise money but... Donald told me she cried the wedding night when she saw me on this predicting that I wouldn't left. And then finally, there was a wet eye in the house. No, no. She cried. You know what, Howard? She watched that. She cried all weekend. Let me tell you... In fact, you destroyed my marriage. So what? I did you a favor. Let me tell you something. She was very cold to me on the wedding day. Oh, really? I remember that I walked up to Donald to congratulate him and she was, you know, dressing her white gown. I go, Hey, how are you doing, Marla? She gave me a look like she was Princess Grace. You know what, she was really nice but she wasn't for me, Howard. You know, you have those things. She was... I was beneath her. But she wasn't. Hey, Donald, how long did you figure out she wasn't for you? In about three to four weeks. It doesn't matter. Wow. You know what? I'll tell you. She is a terrific but make, you know, I mean... How did you know she wasn't for you? Well, I did. I mean, you know, I was so busy. Hey, Howard. Yeah. I was so busy in the early '90s. The real estate worlds were collapsing. The banks were collapsing. My whole fig was -- unless I really worked my ass off, I was not going to be talking to you today. That's right. You once said that. Okay. We weren't going to be riding in helicopters going to the Taj Mahal. Right, right, right. That's right. Donald, there's something allowance, do you remember? I'd be maybe piloting the helicopter. Yeah. I remember that. I got a license. You were on an allowance. That was heartbreaking. Well, they had me. You know, it's sort of they were watching me. I owe 9.2 billion, Howard. Yeah. Well, you dug yourself out of the hole. When you owe a 9.2 billion, you have to go to work. So, I didn't think too much about Marla. I thought more about work and it worked out good. Where are you now? He's in the office. I'm in my office. No, he's not. But he is. You know, Howard, he gets to go like 7 in the morning. No, I am. I'm actually in my office. Where's Melania? Melania is upstairs which is great. In the other office. Because this way, you know what? This way, she can talk but -- What does she do all day? What does she do -- wait a second. Donald, Donald, what does she do all day? Melania. She looks good. What does she do? She does the modeling thing and she just does that for fun and, you know, but she's around and she's very, you know, she works on charity. She does a lot of good stuff. She's available to service you during the day? She's not doing that. Can I ask Donald a question, Howard? Go ahead, quickly. During the day I'm a worker. Hey, Donald? Yes. Does Melania ever allow you to bring other woman into bed with you, I guess? No. But you've asked? I don't think she'd allow that but, you know, I'm not into that too much but -- When you're at the Casbah and there's hot chicks around, she never said, Let's have some fun and bring your girl back? No, but by the way, you won't believe how beautiful the girls are. You won't believe it. I'm going to go look. I mean you don't care because Beth is incredible but I'll tell you what -- Well, you always care. I mean I love Beth but do you get even look a little? Yeah, Howard. He doesn't care. Hey, Donald, even you do it as the girls have -- Hey, I can look. I'm not looking to get laid. We have this incredible ceilings that are built for dancers and we have like six to seven girls that are professional, that the most unbelievable girls dancing from the ceiling. So, it means you can look at this -- I got to tell you. You are -- -- half a mile long along the boardwalk at 12 o'clock in the evening trying to get in. You're my friggin hero. I don't know how you go with that. You know what, Howard, I haven't seen anything like the Casbah since Studio 54 and that was a long time. What is it, John? You're with Beth. He's with Melania. What's wrong with that patient? Nothing, man. Nothing is wrong with that. [Inaudible]. I think it's pretty perfect quite frankly. I'm as happy as a clam. What do you think? How old is Melania? Melania is 30. Everybody is 30. Howard, it's the great age for you and I. It is. You know what? Think about it. Take your age. I don't know how old are you and I'm 48. You put it in half and then you subtract seven. I would be flying in helicopters, Howard if I was you. You know, it was always very embarrassing like you know for the last couple of years, I go out with somebody and she's like 21 and she's talking about you know, What are you doing? She's studying Algebra. So what? Howard, it's like -- it was always embarrassing for me to walk and it's too young. Thirty is like a perfect age. Absolutely. She had enough life experience. I'm told she's 35. Too much life experience. What is at 35, Howard? It's called checkout time. [Inaudible] got to Marla. That would got all to Marla. Was he married in '94? Right. Married a '94 model and in the '97 it was a 3-year-old model. That's right. Yeah. Didn't you tell Marla on your wedding night, Please don't get any older. No, what I did is, you know, I had a rough time because of my wedding. Just before the wedding night, I demanded that she signed a prenuptial agreement fortunately. Wow. Thank God you did that. Is it true, Donald though that you went back and read it and you knew that you'd have to pay her more if you stayed another day. Well, you know what she was very fair with the agreement. Very fair. And I wasn't going to be there but a prenuptial agreement is a very vital instrument. But why are those yearly incentives in there? If you stay another year, I give you another -- Well people tend to do that. That's what kills the marriage. You look at the yearly incentive. Right. They say Tom Cruise did that. Hey, Robin, I'm very proud of my prenuptial agreement. I think I did very well. Hey, Donald. Hey, Donald, has Melania asked you to marry her? Oh, wow. Did she ask your hand in marriage? You know what? Honestly she's just a great person. But does she want to have kids, Donald? Hey, Kabi wants to ask you a question. Go ahead, Kabi. Are you ready for the big fight, Kabi? Kabi, are you ready? I'm more than ready. I got a couple things. First of all, I have Donald. Donald, who are you taking in the fight? Who am I taking in terms of -- Melania. Yeah, but do you know what I'm doing. Kabi, I have a problem because I own the place. I'm not allowed to take a choice. Oh, you're not? I'm not allowed to pick because I own it. I would love to pick. I really would. I'll say this because I hear and I don't know Kabi. I do know John. I haven't met Kabi. I don't think I had met you Kabi. But I hear he's a big, tough, rough guy. I know one thing. John doesn't look that tough but I saw, you know, something in his eyes with A. J. Benza. He was going to kill him. I will say this about John. John is training. I have respect for it. I don't underestimate. John did knock me out but I want to know Donald Trump, will you take by a hundred thousand dollar bet? Or what? I think I want to bet that I'm going to win this fight. Well, normally I do it but I never met you. I never saw you. You looked to me like you probably -- you sound to me like you're a tough cookie and John doesn't sound too concern. What are you saying, Kabi, you want Donald Trump to cover a hundred thousand dollar bet? I think I'm already doing that on. Hey, Howard, I think I've already doing that. I think you are actually. Come to think of it, Kabi. I think I'm probably already doing that. I'm paying a fortune for this damn fight. Well, you did it first. Yeah. You know what? I want it first -- And I want to tell you, Tom is one hell of a negotiator. I'd like to hire Tom to negotiate some nice building. Who was hotter? Tom or Marla? Tom is a better negotiator. I would say take Tom over handsome. Tom wouldn't have negotiated the prenup that she signed. Hey guys, I'm getting yelled at. I got to take a break. I'm going to check about real quick, Howard. Yeah, go ahead. My promoter Don King wants to invite Donald and everybody to the fight the next night, the two world champions Hasim Rahman versus Evander Holyfield. Everybody is invited. I think about going there, Howard. All right. Sounds good. So, Howard, I'll see you on Thursday. Robin, I'll see you on Thursday. All right. All right. Donald, we'll see you then. So long, fella. That's Mr. Trump to you. Nobody will take my bet, Howard. All right. Kabi, what can I tell you. I'm sure that there are bookies out there will take your action.