By the way, President Donald Trump is on the phone. My theory is that Donald is really not running for president. You think he's just promoting a book. Yeah, he doesn't need the aggravation. Donald. Hi Howard. How are you? But I am having a good time. Mr. President. [Laughter] How you doing? Good. How you doing? Am I allowed to date your wife? I mean am I allowed to call her and take her out to dinner and wine her and dine her? You're not talking about romantically. You're just trying to help her get over... Oh yeah, right... Well, I was more surprised than Howard by this one, I have to tell you. Yeah, well you can goof on me because I goofed on your marriage. You did, you did. Howard, Howard... Hey Robin, Howard gave me a very hard time because he came to my wedding, and there were like, literally Howard, as much paparazzi as you've ever seen, would you say? Yes, that is true. And Howard stood in on the stairs of the Plaza Hotel, they said Howard what do you think? First, said started there wasn't a wet eye in the house. Right. You made that statement, which was an all-time classic. Right. And then he said, I give the marriage three months at best. Yeah. Three? And it did last six. So when I got back to the room, I put it on and this is what my wife had heard. This was the first words from television, with Howard on television. I got to tell you something, you -- you are so smart. I've been looking at pictures of your last wife, Marla Maples. Right. She fell apart. You got rid of her just at the right time. Just in time. You got out just in time, my friend. Let's say I'm very happy. Exactly. You know Donald's been known to be having the greatest timing. Right. Listen, I have -- The timing is right. We're timing when nothing, Howard. I certainly have no right as to whether or not you can date my wife, but if you date Alison and I'm going to date Ivanka. Okay. Now that sounds -- That's right. Well, in that case, you have to tell Alison I won't be calling home. What are you saying? What are you saying, Donald? I'm not good enough? No, I don't think -- You're just what I'm looking for in a son in law. You'll be the perfect son in law. Yeah, I'm really great. Oh, boy. Yeah, I'm a real treat. Now, but listen you -- you have some beautiful girlfriend now, holy mackerel, I mean, and then I was reading about her. I can't believe he stopped, you know, he was drawn to a little terror down there for a while He has some stuff. Well, you know after the show is over you should call me because you and I will travel around during the late hours of the night. Really? What presidential candidates aren't supposed to be doing. But especially with someone like me. But he always used to invite you to Mar-a-Lago for that weekend he has down there, and you'd never go. I know I've got no invites. Well, no, no. You're always invited. Really? And really, you know it's sort of interesting, it's a very funny thing, a very, very rich friend of mine, this is not the case with you, he's not able to get women. Right. And for some reason they always call me because they want to travel with me, and he's a guy -- Why is it everyone assumed that I can get women. Well, I think you probably can easily, you can. But I have so many friends when they call me they want to hang out because they think -- and at a thought of an amazing phenomena how they eat people for lunch and they are the toughest, meanest, most miserable, most brilliant people. But if they meet a woman at 7:30 in the evening, they freeze, they got locked jaw. Right, they can't forget how to put that deal together. That deal they can't do. It is amazing. I have no idea how often, but it happens all the time. So -- so listen, let me talk to you about this president thing for a second. Now this has gained some steam and the fact of the matter is this third party, this Ross Perot party, is really considering you. Well, they really liked me, but they liked me for one reason because the polls do very well. I do very well on the polls to summaries. Now I -- I -- Between you and me, I know that you have a book coming up pretty soon, right? Correct. Right. I believe that this is advance publicity for the book. Well, that's true but I really am considering this. But it would be very, very important to have your endorsement. What is the exploratory committee? Cause everybody puts one of those together. Well, Robin, before I tell you about exploratory committee, you know, in my last book I gave a lot of television lot of this, lot of that, and when I had a book signing in -- on 5th Avenue, pick book signing, thousands of people -- a lot of people showed up. Most of the people that showed up weren't from the very famous television shows that we all know and love. They were all from Howard's show. Right. Right They all set their hair, because they heard me on Howard. And I was really amazed of that. He's not running, now you know that, Robin. [Inaudible] Because first of all that would destroy -- You don't -- It's fun to get the publicity in the hype. Donald doesn't do things by committee. He can't work with congress. Right. He wouldn't do that. And the fact of the matter is, he's having a too good a life, I mean, to even consider that horrible job. It really is a horrible job, unless he' got nothing -- Unless you're a loser. Now, do you think Clinton's a happy man, Howard? I think for Clinton, this is something that -- This is the best thing that could've happened. Yeah. This was his career. What's gonna happen to Clinton when he retires as a young man of 53 or 54? He's gonna run a company or something. Well, but you think he'll stay married? Well, I don't think he's -- I think he will because -- Cause she let's him do whatever he wants. He's got the perfect marriage. Right. He does what he damn well pleases. I think she might even encourage her. Right. I don't think she really wants him on top, a very -- that's the way it goes. It's unbelievable. Hey, you know, let me get a glimpse of your life. Go ahead. When I read about the supermodel you're dating, who is a knockout. Melania Knauss from Austria. Very sweet too. How do you know she's sweet? I've met her. Who cares if she's sweet. But she is. Robin did meet her, that's absolutely right. Are you serious about Oprah's your running mate? In terms of getting votes, I think that Oprah would be great. I mean, you know, Oprah's -- I'm very friendly with Oprah, and I think she's great. Yeah, but I've heard a lot of white guys say that they're very nervous if you run with Oprah because then they will kill you, so Oprah can become president. You think black people will kill Donald. I don't think that. This is what these horrible racist is thinking. Can you imagine? Well, I guess there's some racism out there, on occasion you do see racism. That's horrible to think that that that someone would kill you to get Oprah as president. But, I don't think she could run, she can hardly walk, well I don't know. So, you're telling me. That your life now, you are you are in a monogamous relationship. Yes. You're not cheating on your girlfriend. That is correct. She is so satisfying to you right now. She's very satisfying. Are you living with her? No. Because she implies that what the relationship is, she's very busy during the day, you're very busy obviously. Right. And then at night you two link up. That's true. Which is the ultimate time to link up. Did she leave after you have sex with her, or did she sleep over? No, generally she'll stay over. Oh, too bad. Wel you don't have the perfect relationship. So, you're there with her now. She is -- You know, in fact she is listening right now to the radio. Really? And I thought I could do this, maybe I'd do it a little bit earlier, in fact I was thinking about calling a bit earlier, but, you know, I just had a hard time doing that for another reason. But I tell you, I really didn't want her to listen, because you know when I did his television show, Robin, your television show, Yes. And you started whipping out all the purses of Linda Evangelista and this one, and that one Right, right. You know it's very embarrassing if you're going with somebody in particular, it's very embarrassing, so I didn't want her to listen but she just listen. But that's why she digs you, cause you can get tricks like that. Well maybe. Who knows, you never know. Do you have to talk to her a lot, or is she pretty much keep quiet. She's quiet, beautiful, very nice, and very smart. Boy, I couldn't think of anymore perfect. The only thing I could think she could do is turn into a pizza after you have sex with her. That would be as perfect as it gets. That is about good as it gets. Oh, my God. He's not at work right now, because the last time I saw him he says. yes we just got back from Monte Carlo, you know, he's smelling the roses. Really? No, I'm having a lot of fun, Howard. I'm having a lot of fun in business, my business have been great. Right. The city is booming as you know, and Rudy has done very good job. He has been great. People love him, my town love him. Rudy has been a great man. Yes he has. It is absolutely booming, and you know I'm the biggest developer in New York now, by far. and I'm having a lot of fun. I tell you you're smelling more than roses, my friend. You are absolutely genius. You know in the early 90s [Inaudible] developer, Howard. Who are you gonna vote for? Are you gonna vote for Rudy or Hillary? Well I'm a Rudy man. Yeah. Me too. Hey, Howard he's done such a good job, how can you not let him go on to the next stage. I frankly wish he would be Mayor for another [Inaudible. You have to reward a guy who's done a good job. Absolutely. Absolutely, that's awesome. And I think he's very nice. Me too. I've seen a number of times, he's really nice. But what has she done for us? She hasn't done anything she hasn't proven herself. Rudy has been a great mayor, you got to let him got to stage two. That's right I agree. All right. So your point is you're banging this supermodel, and when you get tired of her you will have another supermodel. But it seems to me you're really digging this one. Well, she's very exceptional. Very very beautiful. But you're not going to get married again. She's really beautiful. You would never marry her, you would never marry her. Well, you know, I have to tell you this, Howard. This is a terrible thing, and this is going to really disturb you, but, you know, marriage is a great institution. Now, there's some of us just haven't gotten it right. But you've gotten it right. I mean, look you have a great relationship with Alison Yes my wife and I -- And you could never say that marriage is not great. She's -- and I know Alison, and she's a tremendous woman. And you know, it's gonna be -- it's gonna be tough for you to top that. And you're always gonna feel guilty as hell, Howard. Yes And every time you meet some beauty, you're going to say. oh my god I'm like guilty. But then you're gonna have some fun, and you'll get over with. That's how you get through the day. The guilt last for about 4-5 minutes and then your up. So, you are having a good time, and then the fact of the matter is, the fact of the matter is that your life now is pretty much perfect. And you would never get married again. And I think this woman thinks you're going to marry her. Is that true? Well, I don't know, this has been a good year. Has she brought up marriage? She brought up marriage? No, she hasn't. She knows better, because that would scare you right away. Well, it would frighten me. But I do like the concept of marriage. I'm a great believer in marriage if you -- if you have the right woman. Well, let me introduce you to the supermodel is a stunning woman. I know people who have actually seen her in person and they told me it's unbelievable. So, what is the greatest role to take her, let's say, to take her to Monte Carlo which is not like being alone with her and banging her, or is it better to like just put her in a bikini and put her out on a beach somewhere and sit next to her. Like her dress is a Barbie doll. Excuse me, this is guy talk, Robin. Which is better? I think -- I think all of the above. Really? No, but I mean, I would think, I would think like you like hot resorts, right? You mean like warm weather. That's right. And she'll put on like a thong and a little top spot. Very small thong. And you sit there you probably, you know what are you wearing? Speedo? Spin over coat, what do you care? Well, you know, Howard you look, and you look and you say, how can something be so beautiful. But it's great, is it great when like you're sitting there and every guy is staring at her. Everybody. Really? Everybody. And you love that. This is a beautiful woman. And a very good woman. Do you take that topless beaches. No, I don't. She'd be a stand out there. When you go to restaurants and stuff with her do you make out with her in the restrooms? No, I generally don't. I generally don't, but when -- and I say this, when we walk into a restaurant the place. I watch grown men weep. And that turns you on right? I love that. She even put her toes in your crotch while you're eating dinner. One man fell off his seat recently, he was turning around, a guy I know, who really hates my guts, he really hates it. Who is the guy, name him. Well, I'd like to name him out, but you know, I don't want to give him the credit, and he hates my guts, and we walked in. Is it Al Gosling? He turned around and the chair trips over and he went over on his ass. But I liked it, I thought it was so great You liked that. So, when you sit does she dress up real hot like she miniskirts or something? Yeah. Well she's a pretty conservative person. But she will wear pretty well clothing. Can you go to like, when you go to like, go to like regular restaurants or stuff with her. Yes. And then you walk in, and you sit at a table, and she's like she would not like to wear panties, Oh, my goodness. Shhh, please Robin I have to ask this question. Howard, you're talking about a potential first lady and this is not appropriate. All right, foget that, please you got to help me out with this, I got to know because I have no life. Let me ask you something, you're telling me she sits there with no panties, and then like -- like did she ever like put her foot in your crotch. Go ahead. Well, I'll say this we get along very well. We got along very, very well. Have you ever felt her up in public. Yeah. Yeah. As I know. I'm very well-behaved actually and almost always I'm very down the middle. How did you meet this supermodel? I met her at a very big party in New York. And she was there along with other supermodels and I greeted all of them and I said, that's the one that's the most beautiful. Wow. And she is considered beautiful by the other girls, I mean they, she's really considered most beautiful, but she's-beyond beauty, she's a very nice person. And you got stank on your hangover the first night? I didn't do well with her the first time. You didn't. No, it was not working. The whole thing was not working the first night. How long did it take you to romance, because you got the, you know, you've got the great apartment, you got the cars, you got them little yachts, you got -- He's got all the accruals. You go -- you got the 20 million buildings with your name on it. I mean you've got it all, buddy. I mean, you can have it all, Donald. How do you like Mel, by the way. They're opening up his new studio right in my new building, The General Motors place. Is that great? Great. I'll tell you, he said something before he was a great guy. He is a great guy. Everybody loves him. He came in, and you know General Motors occupied the space. Now, General Motors -- Can we go back to the supermodel. Huh? No offense, can we get back to that supermodel? Let's go back. Wait a second, so you were on a date and everything -- I was trying to get him off the subject. Where do you take her on a first date? This hot broad and she's what? How tall is she. She's 5'11, I guess. Not an ounce of cellulite, right? No cellulite. In fact she doesn't know what the word meant. Can you bring her in here so I can check her for cellulite? Isn't it nice when somebody doesn't know what the word means? And she says like, how do these girls get cellulites? She's got an accent right? A little bit of an accent. I think you're off that. No, he loves that. I went back to it, I reverted back. Remember when I told you, accent's cute. I started off with an accent and now I went back to an accent. Is it -- what is she, Australian? Austrian and Romanian. That's nice. She commanding, I like that. She's 5'11? And when she puts on heels she's taller than you. Well, I'm 6'3, so I'm pretty much there. But she's very tall and [Inaudible] I didn't notice her towering over him. Well, Robin, I should take Howard one night to New York. I'll go with you. It's hard to get him to stay up. I got to stay awake. I feel very disloyal by saying this to Alison, I feel very disloyal in a way, because, you know. Don't worry, nothing will happen to me. You don't have to worry about me. But, Howard, you should come out with me sometime. You're inviting me? For a presidential candidate I tell you this, for presidential candidate I have the best time. One thing -- Where would we go? Well, I don't want to tell you the name of the places, because I don't want to make up them any harder than they are. But I think you would have an unbelievable time. You know, we're talking about presidential candidate, Gore has spent. $22 million Right. So far. Yes. I've spent exactly $22 million less than that. Right. So you're really on the roll. I'm doing it on the cheap. I know. But when I decide to do it, I'll spend a lot ot money. Let me tell you, take me out with you, I'll back you all the way, buddy. Howard, you should come out with us, I'm serious. You will see things that you have never seen before. Really. But I feel very disloyal by telling you this. This is terrible. You don't have to feel disloyal. See, they could get back together if you don't get into it. [Inaudible] Robin, the problem if he comes out with me they'll never get back together. That's what I'm saying. You got to stay away. Howard, don't call me. I guarantee, 11:00, the first call I get's gonna be from Howard. Why don't we double date the Siegfried and Roy 3D movie . [Inaudible] Well, I'm gonna take you up on that because I need to see what you're up to. Would you -- anytime I would love to go. You know, we would just have a great time. Really. I need this. And I'm serious, you would see things. I'll bring the Viagra. I don't think you'll need it. I don't need that. You won't need it, Howard. Really. Where the hell is he going? I got to find out. He's everywhere. Yeah, but you think I fit in with those -- You know what, if you're with a proper woman, you don't need viagra. But do you think I would fit in in your blue blood friends. I think you would fit in beautiful. He don't have blue blood he knows everybody. You know what, I actually don't. The people that -- Actually, you know, even to these polls, the people that dislike me the most by far are the rich people. What are we going to do if I go? Would I wear a suit? You don't have to wear anything. Really. No, go naked. I like the naked, because that would make even more of an impact. You get more chicks. So, all right, okay, I hear what you're saying. I don't -- I should -- But you should do this, Howard. I'm going to do it. Hey, Robin I have no doubt that very soon. Like I say there's every once in a while I say to a friend of mine like a really rich friend of mine who out with me, you want to come out with me and I say it lightly, and you think the guy won't even bother -- like 12 minutes later there's a phone call. Take it day. I actually feel very funny about it. You know, I feel like I'm imposing. Well you better start off at the staff house. I know, but I don't know if he's asking me because I'm on the air. No, no, no. You will have a great time. I got to tell you, Donald. You would've because when people hang out with me they're obnoxious. I'm horrible hanging out with. Donald won't even think you're there, he's busy. Robin's right. Yeah, that's right. Here's what kills my marriage. We would go out, and my wife would go -- I want to just go home. Donald won't know when you leave. He's not gonna go home so fast. Donald I'm going to take you up on it because my audience needs to see me go out and go out with you. And you can report back to your audience, Howard. Do I need to wear a cock piece? You can wear anything you want. Because It will make my crutch look bigger. Listen, Donald. Seriously, good luck with the presidential run I'll be following that. You have to endorse me, Howard. Yes, sure. I'll endorse you. What else do I have to do. Look, I made billion of dollars. I watch Push the other day on television. And I'm not sure if that's what you want. I'm not sure that's what I want either. I don't know anything about him. All I know is he knows less than I do about world politics. Right. And you watch the debate with Bradley and Gore. and I don't think that's the one you want either. You take a good strong look at it. Yeah that sounds good. Tell you what, this country won't be ripped off again, Howard. I know, you'll get a good deal. We'll get good deals. You guy's a great businessman. Lots of good deal an lots of lower taxes, but I'll make a decision over the next couple of months. But it's interesting it's fun for me. Let me talk to broad in your bed. I could almost have her talk to you. You could? Actually she's outside in another room listening to this. What is she doing, what is she wearing? I don't know. Maybe I should get her, do you want me to get her? Yeah, let me talk to her for a second, let me talk to her. What's her name again? Melanie? It begins with an M. I never can get it quite right. Have you ever seen that chick? I've seen her, up close look. She's so scary looking and she's so good looking. Some pretty good name. And she's broad. I wonder what she's wearing, she's got torch she's wearing. Do you think Trump will make prostitution legal? No. because he doesn't understand. Hello? Hey, how are you? You are so hot. So you're coming down with us? Yes I am baby. Let me tell you something, I want you to put on your hottest outfit. Okay, no problem. What are you gonna wear? Oh, I don't tell you now. You will see. Let me ask you this what are you wearing right now? Ah, not much. Naked? Are you nude? Almost. I have my pants off already. That's Donald girl, you gotta get your own girl. What if you see me and see how hot I am. Okay, we'll see later. We'll find out my lesion. Yes. Do you know what I'm saying? Ahuh. So, what are you are you in love with Trump? Sorry? Are you in love with Trump? Yeah. We have a great time. You want to marry him. I'm not answering that. You don't even care. Let's see. What? You don't even care. Why? You're perfect. And what do you do, you go out him every night and you guys have sex? That's true. We have a great, great time. Every night, you are saying? Even more. Are you very lovely? Yes. You are. I can see you need love. You can't trust anybody, you steal money from his wallet? No, I would never do that. Come on. You're beautiful, very very beautiful. Oh, thank you. What do you do, do you like to go to the beaches? I do. What do you like in a beach? Actually, I like the -- just you know to make more private, bikini over the beach, of course. Bikini or thong? Thong. Back to where I was when you say bikini it means thong. [Inaudible] The lines in the body is not good. Not nice. And you have a very nice chest for a model. You are fine chested. Do you like a man with a very soft dimple at the buttocks? That's me. I have a lot of cellulite. You don't even have a cellulite do you? You do? Yeah, I do, some chicks dig that. Yes, some of them. It's like a -- You like a soft, mushy man? You like soft, unattractive man? Because that's me. And I tell you, you are perfect. Thank you. I tell you honestly, no flaw on you. Do you want to speak with Donald? She's tired. It's fine, thank you. All right, take care. I love you. Bye bye. Bye. What do you think of that? Oh, Jesus Christ. She's got an accent. Well, you know what it is, the accent's cute now, but you better not get married. Because you know what happened, Ivana's accent was cute for a long time -- Yes, it was amazing. It was so cute, and then one day I woke up that it was terrible I couldn't stand it. Well, that chick's something. No, she's very smart. Maybe too smart. You marry her, you don't want to gag her. I don't want to get that accent. I'm a little too concerned Howard, that she may be too smart. I have to be careful. I told her I have a big bratwurst, but I don't think she believed me. All right, listen Donald. I don't want to keep -- I know you have a busy day of sex ahead of you. You have no sex today have you? I refuse to come. Oh, man, She's naked there, isn't she? She is actually naked. What a life you have there. Don't feel bad, Robin. This is a candidate, we're sorry. Hey Donald, can you have sex with her while we are on hold? Please. Wouldn't that be nice? You should have sex with her. Don't hang up, just leave the phone. Right. Right on the floor, and I'll listen-in. And watch your ratings go even higher. Can you imagine my ratings? I will owe you big time. Speaking of the poll -- It's so big, you're hurting me. Please Donald, don't put it there. Oh, my goodness. Donald, I mean, Mr. Trump. Is this your average interview, Robin, for presidential candidate? Not for a politician. That is why you're a great candidate, because you're refreshingly honest. Clinton, is doing the same stuff, he's just not talking about it. The level of quality is not even there either. I'm telling you, I was watching and interview with Donald, and very seriously Donald says, listen, I don't think America was shocked by the Monica Lewinsky thing, they were shocked that he was not supermodel. That he's with some big fat chick. And even Donald could not believe it. Well, I did make a statement that, there are those that say, that president Clinton was caught with a supermodel. He would have been everyone's hero. I would never say a thing like that. But there are those who say that. I believe you might have said it. Hey, Donald listen, we're going to follow your candidacy, and please come in and see us soon. Any time you want Howard, I'll see you soon. And if you want, seriously, I'm serious about that. And Robin keep up the good work. And you have an open invitation on this show, you know that. I know that and I appreciate it. Donald Trump is a great friend of the show and President Trump will be a reality. Thank you. Take care of yourself. Thank you Mr. President. So long, Robin. Mr. President go back to that girl. I will. There's Mr. President, Donald Trump. Holy cow. Well, one thing that has happened here is that President Clinton prove he you can be into women and still run the country. Hey, I'd rather just see a guy who's honest having sex and admitting it. I don't need a guy to be married to some hausfrau to be president. We used to think that a guy who's dissing women would be too busy. But the president has already proven and that does not -- I like how Donald Trump is campaigning from his bedroom, I love that. Yeah, he calls here, he's done. Very efficient. [Inaudible] They didn't have to go to the hamper, they are all listening in to this. Wow. Well, there it is, an exclusive interview with possibly the next president of the United States. And the first lady. First of many ladies. Right. Wow. All Right. We're gonna take a break. We'll be back after these words. [Break] And now, Howard Stern and Wally George engages in one playful [Inaudible] You are such a pitiful moron. Hey let me tell you something, dope. You are my dog and this is what I'm gonna do to you. If I ever hear you mention my name negatively again. I only wanna hear praise. I'm your master, and I only wanna hear, you listen carefully to me. You can't threaten me. You are arguing with the best now, you are not arguing with those idiots on your show. Now listen to me carefully, dog boy. I am telling you right now, that you are morally bankrupt. Personally, I don't care about you professionally because you're nothing to me. You're a pimple in my ass, you're a flee in showbusiness. Let me tell you something, my friend, and listen to me carefully. If I hear you mention me negatively again, what is gonna happen, I'm gonna get hold of your first and your second wife.