Interview: Donald Trump on The Howard Stern Show - November 9, 1999

You made that statement, which was an all-time classic.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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And then he said, I give the marriage three months at best.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Yeah.

Robin Quivers

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Three?

Howard Stern

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And it did last six.

Donald Trump

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So when I got back to the room, I put it on and this is what my wife had heard. This was the first words from television, with Howard on television.

Howard Stern

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I got to tell you something, you -- you are so smart. I've been looking at pictures of your last wife, Marla Maples.

Donald Trump

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She fell apart. You got rid of her just at the right time.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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Just in time.

Howard Stern

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You got out just in time, my friend.

Donald Trump

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Let's say I'm very happy.

Howard Stern

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Exactly.

Robin Quivers

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You know Donald's been known to be having the greatest timing.

Howard Stern

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Right. Listen, I have -- The timing is right.

Donald Trump

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We're timing when nothing, Howard.

Howard Stern

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I certainly have no right as to whether or not you can date my wife, but if you date Alison and I'm going to date Ivanka.

Donald Trump

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Okay.

Howard Stern

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Now that sounds -- That's right.

Donald Trump

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Well, in that case, you have to tell Alison I won't be calling home.

Robin Quivers

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What are you saying?

Howard Stern

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What are you saying, Donald? I'm not good enough?

Donald Trump

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No, I don't think -- You're just what I'm looking for in a son in law. You'll be the perfect son in law.

Howard Stern

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Yeah, I'm really great. Oh, boy. Yeah, I'm a real treat. Now, but listen you -- you have some beautiful girlfriend now, holy mackerel, I mean, and then I was reading about her. I can't believe he stopped, you know, he was drawn to a little terror down there for a while He has some stuff.

Donald Trump

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Well, you know after the show is over you should call me because you and I will travel around during the late hours of the night.

Howard Stern

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What presidential candidates aren't supposed to be doing.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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But especially with someone like me.

Robin Quivers

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But he always used to invite you to Mar-a-Lago for that weekend he has down there, and you'd never go.

Howard Stern

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I know I've got no invites.

Donald Trump

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Well, no, no. You're always invited.

Howard Stern

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And really, you know it's sort of interesting, it's a very funny thing, a very, very rich friend of mine, this is not the case with you, he's not able to get women.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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And for some reason they always call me because they want to travel with me, and he's a guy --

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Why is it everyone assumed that I can get women.

Donald Trump

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Well, I think you probably can easily, you can. But I have so many friends when they call me they want to hang out because they think -- and at a thought of an amazing phenomena how they eat people for lunch and they are the toughest, meanest, most miserable, most brilliant people. But if they meet a woman at 7:30 in the evening, they freeze, they got locked jaw.

Howard Stern

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Right, they can't forget how to put that deal together.

Donald Trump

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That deal they can't do.

Howard Stern

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It is amazing.

Donald Trump

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I have no idea how often, but it happens all the time.

Howard Stern

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So -- so listen, let me talk to you about this president thing for a second. Now this has gained some steam and the fact of the matter is this third party, this Ross Perot party, is really considering you.

Donald Trump

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Well, they really liked me, but they liked me for one reason because the polls do very well. I do very well on the polls to summaries.

Howard Stern

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Now I -- I -- Between you and me, I know that you have a book coming up pretty soon, right?

Donald Trump

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Correct.

Howard Stern

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Right. I believe that this is advance publicity for the book.

Donald Trump

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Well, that's true but I really am considering this. But it would be very, very important to have your endorsement.

Robin Quivers

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What is the exploratory committee? Cause everybody puts one of those together.

Donald Trump

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Well, Robin, before I tell you about exploratory committee, you know, in my last book I gave a lot of television lot of this, lot of that, and when I had a book signing in -- on 5th Avenue, pick book signing, thousands of people -- a lot of people showed up. Most of the people that showed up weren't from the very famous television shows that we all know and love. They were all from Howard's show.

Howard Stern

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They all set their hair, because they heard me on Howard. And I was really amazed of that.

Robin Quivers

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Right

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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He's not running, now you know that, Robin.

Robin Quivers

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[Inaudible]

Howard Stern

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Because first of all that would destroy -- You don't -- It's fun to get the publicity in the hype.

Robin Quivers

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Donald doesn't do things by committee. He can't work with congress.

Howard Stern

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Right. He wouldn't do that. And the fact of the matter is, he's having a too good a life, I mean, to even consider that horrible job. It really is a horrible job, unless he' got nothing -- Unless you're a loser.

Donald Trump

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Now, do you think Clinton's a happy man, Howard?

Howard Stern

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I think for Clinton, this is something that --

Robin Quivers

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This is the best thing that could've happened.

Howard Stern

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Yeah.

Robin Quivers

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This was his career.

Donald Trump

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What's gonna happen to Clinton when he retires as a young man of 53 or 54?

Howard Stern

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He's gonna run a company or something.

Donald Trump

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Well, but you think he'll stay married?

Howard Stern

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Well, I don't think he's -- I think he will because --

Robin Quivers

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Cause she let's him do whatever he wants.

Howard Stern

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He's got the perfect marriage.

Donald Trump

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He does what he damn well pleases.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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I think she might even encourage her.

Howard Stern

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Right. I don't think she really wants him on top, a very -- that's the way it goes. It's unbelievable. Hey, you know, let me get a glimpse of your life.

Donald Trump

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Go ahead.

Howard Stern

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When I read about the supermodel you're dating, who is a knockout.

Donald Trump

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Melania Knauss from Austria.

Robin Quivers

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Very sweet too.

Howard Stern

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How do you know she's sweet?

Robin Quivers

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I've met her.

Howard Stern

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Who cares if she's sweet.

Robin Quivers

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But she is.

Donald Trump

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Robin did meet her, that's absolutely right.

Howard Stern

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Are you serious about Oprah's your running mate?

Donald Trump

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In terms of getting votes, I think that Oprah would be great. I mean, you know, Oprah's -- I'm very friendly with Oprah, and I think she's great.

Howard Stern

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Yeah, but I've heard a lot of white guys say that they're very nervous if you run with Oprah because then they will kill you, so Oprah can become president.

Donald Trump

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You think black people will kill Donald.

Howard Stern

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I don't think that. This is what these horrible racist is thinking. Can you imagine?

Donald Trump

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Well, I guess there's some racism out there, on occasion you do see racism.

Howard Stern

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That's horrible to think that that that someone would kill you to get Oprah as president. But, I don't think she could run, she can hardly walk, well I don't know. So, you're telling me. That your life now, you are you are in a monogamous relationship.

Donald Trump

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You're not cheating on your girlfriend.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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That is correct.

Howard Stern

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She is so satisfying to you right now.

Donald Trump

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She's very satisfying.

Howard Stern

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Are you living with her?

Donald Trump

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No.

Howard Stern

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Because she implies that what the relationship is, she's very busy during the day, you're very busy obviously.

Donald Trump

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And then at night you two link up.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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That's true. Which is the ultimate time to link up.

Howard Stern

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Did she leave after you have sex with her, or did she sleep over?

Donald Trump

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No, generally she'll stay over.

Howard Stern

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Oh, too bad. Wel you don't have the perfect relationship. So, you're there with her now.

Donald Trump

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She is -- You know, in fact she is listening right now to the radio.

Howard Stern

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And I thought I could do this, maybe I'd do it a little bit earlier, in fact I was thinking about calling a bit earlier, but, you know, I just had a hard time doing that for another reason. But I tell you, I really didn't want her to listen, because you know when I did his television show, Robin, your television show,

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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And you started whipping out all the purses of Linda Evangelista and this one, and that one

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Right, right.

Donald Trump

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You know it's very embarrassing if you're going with somebody in particular, it's very embarrassing, so I didn't want her to listen but she just listen.

Howard Stern

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But that's why she digs you, cause you can get tricks like that.

Donald Trump

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Well maybe. Who knows, you never know.

Howard Stern

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Do you have to talk to her a lot, or is she pretty much keep quiet.

Donald Trump

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She's quiet, beautiful, very nice, and very smart.

Howard Stern

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Boy, I couldn't think of anymore perfect. The only thing I could think she could do is turn into a pizza after you have sex with her. That would be as perfect as it gets.

Donald Trump

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That is about good as it gets.

Howard Stern

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Oh, my God.

Robin Quivers

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He's not at work right now, because the last time I saw him he says. yes we just got back from Monte Carlo, you know, he's smelling the roses.

Howard Stern

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No, I'm having a lot of fun, Howard. I'm having a lot of fun in business, my business have been great.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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The city is booming as you know, and Rudy has done very good job.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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He has been great.

Donald Trump

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People love him, my town love him. Rudy has been a great man.

Howard Stern

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Yes he has.

Donald Trump

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It is absolutely booming, and you know I'm the biggest developer in New York now, by far. and I'm having a lot of fun.

Howard Stern

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I tell you you're smelling more than roses, my friend. You are absolutely genius.

Donald Trump

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You know in the early 90s [Inaudible] developer, Howard.

Howard Stern

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Who are you gonna vote for? Are you gonna vote for Rudy or Hillary?

Donald Trump

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Well I'm a Rudy man.

Howard Stern

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Yeah. Me too.

Donald Trump

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Hey, Howard he's done such a good job, how can you not let him go on to the next stage. I frankly wish he would be Mayor for another [Inaudible.

Howard Stern

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You have to reward a guy who's done a good job.

Donald Trump

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Absolutely.

Howard Stern

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Absolutely, that's awesome.

Donald Trump

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And I think he's very nice.

Howard Stern

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Me too.

Donald Trump

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I've seen a number of times, he's really nice.

Robin Quivers

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But what has she done for us?

Howard Stern

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She hasn't done anything she hasn't proven herself.

Donald Trump

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Rudy has been a great mayor, you got to let him got to stage two.

Howard Stern

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That's right I agree. All right. So your point is you're banging this supermodel, and when you get tired of her you will have another supermodel. But it seems to me you're really digging this one.

Donald Trump

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Well, she's very exceptional. Very very beautiful.

Robin Quivers

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But you're not going to get married again.

Donald Trump

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She's really beautiful.

Howard Stern

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You would never marry her, you would never marry her.

Donald Trump

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Well, you know, I have to tell you this, Howard. This is a terrible thing, and this is going to really disturb you, but, you know, marriage is a great institution. Now, there's some of us just haven't gotten it right. But you've gotten it right. I mean, look you have a great relationship with Alison

Howard Stern

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Yes my wife and I --

Donald Trump

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And you could never say that marriage is not great. She's -- and I know Alison, and she's a tremendous woman. And you know, it's gonna be -- it's gonna be tough for you to top that. And you're always gonna feel guilty as hell, Howard.

Howard Stern

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Yes

Donald Trump

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And every time you meet some beauty, you're going to say. oh my god I'm like guilty. But then you're gonna have some fun, and you'll get over with.

Howard Stern

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That's how you get through the day.

Donald Trump

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The guilt last for about 4-5 minutes and then your up.

Howard Stern

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So, you are having a good time, and then the fact of the matter is, the fact of the matter is that your life now is pretty much perfect. And you would never get married again. And I think this woman thinks you're going to marry her. Is that true?

Donald Trump

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Well, I don't know, this has been a good year.

Howard Stern

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Has she brought up marriage? She brought up marriage? No, she hasn't. She knows better, because that would scare you right away.

Donald Trump

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Well, it would frighten me. But I do like the concept of marriage. I'm a great believer in marriage if you -- if you have the right woman.

Howard Stern

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Well, let me introduce you to the supermodel is a stunning woman. I know people who have actually seen her in person and they told me it's unbelievable. So, what is the greatest role to take her, let's say, to take her to Monte Carlo which is not like being alone with her and banging her, or is it better to like just put her in a bikini and put her out on a beach somewhere and sit next to her.

Robin Quivers

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Like her dress is a Barbie doll.

Howard Stern

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Excuse me, this is guy talk, Robin. Which is better?

Donald Trump

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I think -- I think all of the above.

Howard Stern

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Really? No, but I mean, I would think, I would think like you like hot resorts, right? You mean like warm weather.

Donald Trump

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That's right.

Howard Stern

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And she'll put on like a thong and a little top spot.

Donald Trump

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Very small thong.

Howard Stern

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And you sit there you probably, you know what are you wearing? Speedo? Spin over coat, what do you care?

Donald Trump

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Well, you know, Howard you look, and you look and you say, how can something be so beautiful.

Howard Stern

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But it's great, is it great when like you're sitting there and every guy is staring at her.

Donald Trump

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Everybody.

Howard Stern

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This is a beautiful woman. And a very good woman.

Donald Trump

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Everybody.

Howard Stern

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And you love that.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Do you take that topless beaches.

Donald Trump

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No, I don't. She'd be a stand out there.

Howard Stern

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When you go to restaurants and stuff with her do you make out with her in the restrooms?

Donald Trump

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No, I generally don't. I generally don't, but when -- and I say this, when we walk into a restaurant the place. I watch grown men weep.

Howard Stern

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And that turns you on right?

Donald Trump

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I love that.

Howard Stern

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She even put her toes in your crotch while you're eating dinner.

Donald Trump

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One man fell off his seat recently, he was turning around, a guy I know, who really hates my guts, he really hates it.

Howard Stern

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Who is the guy, name him.

Donald Trump

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Well, I'd like to name him out, but you know, I don't want to give him the credit, and he hates my guts, and we walked in.

Howard Stern

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Is it Al Gosling?

Donald Trump

00:11:47 - 00:11:52 (5 sec)

He turned around and the chair trips over and he went over on his ass. But I liked it, I thought it was so great

Howard Stern

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You liked that. So, when you sit does she dress up real hot like she miniskirts or something?

Donald Trump

00:11:56 - 00:12:01 (5 sec)

Yeah. Well she's a pretty conservative person. But she will wear pretty well clothing.

Howard Stern

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Can you go to like, when you go to like, go to like regular restaurants or stuff with her. Yes. And then you walk in, and you sit at a table, and she's like she would not like to wear panties,

Donald Trump

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Oh, my goodness.

Howard Stern

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Shhh, please Robin I have to ask this question.

Donald Trump

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Howard, you're talking about a potential first lady and this is not appropriate.

Howard Stern

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All right, foget that, please you got to help me out with this, I got to know because I have no life. Let me ask you something, you're telling me she sits there with no panties, and then like -- like did she ever like put her foot in your crotch. Go ahead.

Donald Trump

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Well, I'll say this we get along very well. We got along very, very well.

Howard Stern

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Have you ever felt her up in public.

Donald Trump

00:12:42 - 00:12:43 (1 sec)

Yeah.

Howard Stern

00:12:43 - 00:12:44 (1 sec)

Yeah. As I know.

Donald Trump

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I'm very well-behaved actually and almost always I'm very down the middle.

Howard Stern

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How did you meet this supermodel?

Donald Trump

00:12:50 - 00:13:02 (12 sec)

I met her at a very big party in New York. And she was there along with other supermodels and I greeted all of them and I said, that's the one that's the most beautiful.

Howard Stern

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Wow.

Donald Trump

00:13:03 - 00:13:11 (8 sec)

And she is considered beautiful by the other girls, I mean they, she's really considered most beautiful, but she's-beyond beauty, she's a very nice person.

Howard Stern

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And you got stank on your hangover the first night?

Donald Trump

00:13:13 - 00:13:15 (2 sec)

I didn't do well with her the first time.

Howard Stern

00:13:15 - 00:13:15 (0 sec)

You didn't.

Donald Trump

00:13:15 - 00:13:19 (4 sec)

No, it was not working. The whole thing was not working the first night.

Howard Stern

00:13:19 - 00:13:26 (7 sec)

How long did it take you to romance, because you got the, you know, you've got the great apartment, you got the cars, you got them little yachts, you got --

Robin Quivers

00:13:26 - 00:13:27 (1 sec)

He's got all the accruals.

Howard Stern

00:13:27 - 00:13:32 (5 sec)

You go -- you got the 20 million buildings with your name on it. I mean you've got it all, buddy. I mean, you can have it all, Donald.

Donald Trump

00:13:32 - 00:13:38 (6 sec)

How do you like Mel, by the way. They're opening up his new studio right in my new building, The General Motors place. Is that great?

Howard Stern

00:13:38 - 00:13:39 (1 sec)

Great.

Donald Trump

00:13:39 - 00:13:42 (3 sec)

I'll tell you, he said something before he was a great guy.

Howard Stern

00:13:42 - 00:13:43 (1 sec)

He is a great guy.

Robin Quivers

00:13:43 - 00:13:45 (2 sec)

Everybody loves him.

Donald Trump

00:13:45 - 00:13:48 (3 sec)

He came in, and you know General Motors occupied the space. Now, General Motors --

Howard Stern

00:13:48 - 00:13:50 (2 sec)

Can we go back to the supermodel.

Donald Trump

00:13:50 - 00:13:50 (0 sec)

Huh?

Howard Stern

00:13:50 - 00:13:52 (2 sec)

No offense, can we get back to that supermodel?

Donald Trump

00:13:52 - 00:13:53 (1 sec)

Let's go back.

Howard Stern

00:13:53 - 00:13:55 (2 sec)

Wait a second, so you were on a date and everything --

Donald Trump

00:13:55 - 00:13:57 (2 sec)

I was trying to get him off the subject.

Howard Stern

00:13:57 - 00:14:02 (5 sec)

Where do you take her on a first date? This hot broad and she's what? How tall is she.

Donald Trump

00:14:02 - 00:14:05 (3 sec)

She's 5'11, I guess.

Howard Stern

00:14:05 - 00:14:07 (2 sec)

Not an ounce of cellulite, right?

Donald Trump

00:14:07 - 00:14:09 (2 sec)

No cellulite. In fact she doesn't know what the word meant.

Howard Stern

00:14:09 - 00:14:12 (3 sec)

Can you bring her in here so I can check her for cellulite?

Donald Trump

00:14:12 - 00:14:16 (4 sec)

Isn't it nice when somebody doesn't know what the word means?

Howard Stern

00:14:16 - 00:14:19 (3 sec)

And she says like, how do these girls get cellulites?

Donald Trump

00:14:19 - 00:14:22 (3 sec)

She's got an accent right? A little bit of an accent.

Howard Stern

00:14:22 - 00:14:23 (1 sec)

I think you're off that.

Robin Quivers

00:14:23 - 00:14:24 (1 sec)

No, he loves that.

Donald Trump

00:14:24 - 00:14:27 (3 sec)

I went back to it, I reverted back.

Howard Stern

00:14:27 - 00:14:30 (3 sec)

Remember when I told you, accent's cute.

Donald Trump

00:14:30 - 00:14:33 (3 sec)

I started off with an accent and now I went back to an accent.

Howard Stern

00:14:33 - 00:14:34 (1 sec)

Is it -- what is she, Australian?

Donald Trump

00:14:34 - 00:14:35 (1 sec)

Austrian and Romanian.

Howard Stern

00:14:35 - 00:14:43 (8 sec)

That's nice. She commanding, I like that. She's 5'11? And when she puts on heels she's taller than you.

Donald Trump

00:14:43 - 00:14:52 (9 sec)

Well, I'm 6'3, so I'm pretty much there. But she's very tall and [Inaudible]

Robin Quivers

00:14:52 - 00:14:55 (3 sec)

I didn't notice her towering over him.

Donald Trump

00:14:55 - 00:15:00 (5 sec)

Well, Robin, I should take Howard one night to New York.

Howard Stern

00:15:00 - 00:15:00 (0 sec)

I'll go with you.

Donald Trump

00:15:00 - 00:15:02 (2 sec)

It's hard to get him to stay up.

Howard Stern

00:15:02 - 00:15:03 (1 sec)

I got to stay awake.

Donald Trump

00:15:03 - 00:15:08 (5 sec)

I feel very disloyal by saying this to Alison, I feel very disloyal in a way, because, you know.

Howard Stern

00:15:08 - 00:15:10 (2 sec)

Don't worry, nothing will happen to me. You don't have to worry about me.

Donald Trump

00:15:10 - 00:15:12 (2 sec)

But, Howard, you should come out with me sometime.

Howard Stern

00:15:12 - 00:15:13 (1 sec)

You're inviting me?

Donald Trump

00:15:13 - 00:15:18 (5 sec)

For a presidential candidate I tell you this, for presidential candidate I have the best time. One thing --

Howard Stern

00:15:18 - 00:15:20 (2 sec)

Where would we go?

Donald Trump

00:15:20 - 00:15:33 (13 sec)

Well, I don't want to tell you the name of the places, because I don't want to make up them any harder than they are. But I think you would have an unbelievable time. You know, we're talking about presidential candidate, Gore has spent. $22 million

Howard Stern

00:15:33 - 00:15:33 (0 sec)

Donald Trump

00:15:33 - 00:15:34 (1 sec)

So far.

Howard Stern

00:15:34 - 00:15:34 (0 sec)

I've spent exactly $22 million less than that.

Donald Trump

00:15:34 - 00:15:37 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:15:37 - 00:15:39 (2 sec)

Right. So you're really on the roll.

Donald Trump

00:15:39 - 00:15:40 (1 sec)

I'm doing it on the cheap.

Howard Stern

00:15:40 - 00:15:41 (1 sec)

I know.

Donald Trump

00:15:41 - 00:15:44 (3 sec)

But when I decide to do it, I'll spend a lot ot money.

Howard Stern

00:15:44 - 00:15:48 (4 sec)

Let me tell you, take me out with you, I'll back you all the way, buddy.

Donald Trump

00:15:48 - 00:15:54 (6 sec)

Howard, you should come out with us, I'm serious. You will see things that you have never seen before.

Howard Stern

00:15:54 - 00:15:54 (0 sec)

Really.

Donald Trump

00:15:54 - 00:15:59 (5 sec)

But I feel very disloyal by telling you this. This is terrible.

Howard Stern

00:15:59 - 00:16:00 (1 sec)

You don't have to feel disloyal.

Robin Quivers

00:16:00 - 00:16:04 (4 sec)

See, they could get back together if you don't get into it. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:16:04 - 00:16:07 (3 sec)

Robin, the problem if he comes out with me they'll never get back together.

Robin Quivers

00:16:07 - 00:16:10 (3 sec)

That's what I'm saying. You got to stay away.

Donald Trump

00:16:10 - 00:16:15 (5 sec)

Howard, don't call me. I guarantee, 11:00, the first call I get's gonna be from Howard.

Howard Stern

00:16:15 - 00:16:24 (9 sec)

Why don't we double date the Siegfried and Roy 3D movie . [Inaudible] Well, I'm gonna take you up on that because I need to see what you're up to.

Donald Trump

00:16:24 - 00:16:29 (5 sec)

Would you -- anytime I would love to go. You know, we would just have a great time.

Howard Stern

00:16:29 - 00:16:30 (1 sec)

Really. I need this.

Donald Trump

00:16:30 - 00:16:32 (2 sec)

And I'm serious, you would see things.

Howard Stern

00:16:32 - 00:16:33 (1 sec)

I'll bring the Viagra.

Donald Trump

00:16:33 - 00:16:34 (1 sec)

I don't think you'll need it.

Howard Stern

00:16:34 - 00:16:34 (0 sec)

I don't need that.

Donald Trump

00:16:34 - 00:16:36 (2 sec)

You won't need it, Howard.

Howard Stern

00:16:36 - 00:16:40 (4 sec)

Really. Where the hell is he going? I got to find out.

Robin Quivers

00:16:40 - 00:16:41 (1 sec)

He's everywhere.

Howard Stern

00:16:41 - 00:16:44 (3 sec)

Yeah, but you think I fit in with those --

Donald Trump

00:16:44 - 00:16:47 (3 sec)

You know what, if you're with a proper woman, you don't need viagra.

Howard Stern

00:16:47 - 00:16:50 (3 sec)

But do you think I would fit in in your blue blood friends.

Donald Trump

00:16:50 - 00:16:52 (2 sec)

I think you would fit in beautiful.

Howard Stern

00:16:52 - 00:16:55 (3 sec)

He don't have blue blood he knows everybody.

Donald Trump

00:16:55 - 00:17:01 (6 sec)

You know what, I actually don't. The people that -- Actually, you know, even to these polls, the people that dislike me the most by far are the rich people.

Howard Stern

00:17:01 - 00:17:03 (2 sec)

What are we going to do if I go? Would I wear a suit?

Donald Trump

00:17:03 - 00:17:05 (2 sec)

You don't have to wear anything.

Howard Stern

00:17:05 - 00:17:05 (0 sec)

Really.

Donald Trump

00:17:05 - 00:17:06 (1 sec)

No, go naked.

Howard Stern

00:17:06 - 00:17:15 (9 sec)

I like the naked, because that would make even more of an impact. You get more chicks. So, all right, okay, I hear what you're saying. I don't -- I should --

Donald Trump

00:17:15 - 00:17:16 (1 sec)

But you should do this, Howard.

Howard Stern

00:17:16 - 00:17:17 (1 sec)

I'm going to do it.

Donald Trump

00:17:17 - 00:17:34 (17 sec)

Hey, Robin I have no doubt that very soon. Like I say there's every once in a while I say to a friend of mine like a really rich friend of mine who out with me, you want to come out with me and I say it lightly, and you think the guy won't even bother -- like 12 minutes later there's a phone call.

Robin Quivers

00:17:34 - 00:17:35 (1 sec)

Take it day.

Howard Stern

00:17:35 - 00:17:40 (5 sec)

I actually feel very funny about it. You know, I feel like I'm imposing.

Donald Trump

00:17:40 - 00:17:42 (2 sec)

Well you better start off at the staff house.

Howard Stern

00:17:42 - 00:17:44 (2 sec)

I know, but I don't know if he's asking me because I'm on the air.

Donald Trump

00:17:44 - 00:17:47 (3 sec)

No, no, no. You will have a great time.

Howard Stern

00:17:47 - 00:17:52 (5 sec)

I got to tell you, Donald. You would've because when people hang out with me they're obnoxious. I'm horrible hanging out with.

Robin Quivers

00:17:52 - 00:17:54 (2 sec)

Donald won't even think you're there, he's busy.

Donald Trump

00:17:54 - 00:17:55 (1 sec)

Robin's right.

Howard Stern

00:17:55 - 00:18:02 (7 sec)

Yeah, that's right. Here's what kills my marriage. We would go out, and my wife would go -- I want to just go home.

Robin Quivers

00:18:02 - 00:18:04 (2 sec)

Donald won't know when you leave.

Donald Trump

00:18:04 - 00:18:06 (2 sec)

He's not gonna go home so fast.

Howard Stern

00:18:06 - 00:18:11 (5 sec)

Donald I'm going to take you up on it because my audience needs to see me go out and go out with you.

Donald Trump

00:18:11 - 00:18:14 (3 sec)

And you can report back to your audience, Howard.

Howard Stern

00:18:14 - 00:18:15 (1 sec)

Do I need to wear a cock piece?

Donald Trump

00:18:15 - 00:18:17 (2 sec)

You can wear anything you want.

Howard Stern

00:18:17 - 00:18:24 (7 sec)

Because It will make my crutch look bigger. Listen, Donald. Seriously, good luck with the presidential run I'll be following that.

Donald Trump

00:18:24 - 00:18:25 (1 sec)

You have to endorse me, Howard.

Howard Stern

00:18:25 - 00:18:28 (3 sec)

Yes, sure. I'll endorse you. What else do I have to do.

Donald Trump

00:18:28 - 00:18:35 (7 sec)

Look, I made billion of dollars. I watch Push the other day on television. And I'm not sure if that's what you want.

Howard Stern

00:18:35 - 00:18:41 (6 sec)

I'm not sure that's what I want either. I don't know anything about him. All I know is he knows less than I do about world politics.

Donald Trump

00:18:41 - 00:18:47 (6 sec)

Right. And you watch the debate with Bradley and Gore. and I don't think that's the one you want either. You take a good strong look at it.

Howard Stern

00:18:47 - 00:18:48 (1 sec)

Yeah that sounds good.

Donald Trump

00:18:48 - 00:18:53 (5 sec)

Tell you what, this country won't be ripped off again, Howard.

Howard Stern

00:18:53 - 00:18:56 (3 sec)

I know, you'll get a good deal.

Donald Trump

00:18:56 - 00:18:57 (1 sec)

We'll get good deals.

Howard Stern

00:18:57 - 00:19:00 (3 sec)

You guy's a great businessman.

Donald Trump

00:19:00 - 00:19:07 (7 sec)

Lots of good deal an lots of lower taxes, but I'll make a decision over the next couple of months. But it's interesting it's fun for me.

Howard Stern

00:19:07 - 00:19:08 (1 sec)

Let me talk to broad in your bed.

Donald Trump

00:19:08 - 00:19:11 (3 sec)

I could almost have her talk to you.

Howard Stern

00:19:11 - 00:19:11 (0 sec)

You could?

Donald Trump

00:19:11 - 00:19:15 (4 sec)

Actually she's outside in another room listening to this.

Howard Stern

00:19:15 - 00:19:16 (1 sec)

What is she doing, what is she wearing?

Donald Trump

00:19:16 - 00:19:19 (3 sec)

I don't know. Maybe I should get her, do you want me to get her?

Howard Stern

00:19:19 - 00:19:24 (5 sec)

Yeah, let me talk to her for a second, let me talk to her. What's her name again? Melanie?

Robin Quivers

00:19:24 - 00:19:27 (3 sec)

It begins with an M. I never can get it quite right.

Howard Stern

00:19:27 - 00:19:29 (2 sec)

Have you ever seen that chick?

Robin Quivers

00:19:29 - 00:19:31 (2 sec)

I've seen her, up close look.

Howard Stern

00:19:31 - 00:19:33 (2 sec)

She's so scary looking and she's so good looking.

Gary Dell'Abate

00:19:33 - 00:19:34 (1 sec)

Some pretty good name.

Howard Stern

00:19:34 - 00:19:44 (10 sec)

And she's broad. I wonder what she's wearing, she's got torch she's wearing. Do you think Trump will make prostitution legal?

Robin Quivers

00:19:44 - 00:19:47 (3 sec)

No. because he doesn't understand.

Melania Knauss

00:19:47 - 00:19:47 (0 sec)

Hello?

Melania Knauss

00:19:47 - 00:19:49 (2 sec)

Hey, how are you?

Howard Stern

00:19:49 - 00:19:50 (1 sec)

You are so hot.

Melania Knauss

00:19:50 - 00:19:52 (2 sec)

So you're coming down with us?

Howard Stern

00:19:52 - 00:19:59 (7 sec)

Yes I am baby. Let me tell you something, I want you to put on your hottest outfit.

Melania Knauss

00:19:59 - 00:20:01 (2 sec)

Okay, no problem.

Howard Stern

00:20:01 - 00:20:02 (1 sec)

What are you gonna wear?

Melania Knauss

00:20:02 - 00:20:05 (3 sec)

Oh, I don't tell you now. You will see.

Howard Stern

00:20:05 - 00:20:07 (2 sec)

Let me ask you this what are you wearing right now?

Melania Knauss

00:20:07 - 00:20:09 (2 sec)

Ah, not much.

Howard Stern

00:20:09 - 00:20:11 (2 sec)

Naked? Are you nude?

Melania Knauss

00:20:11 - 00:20:12 (1 sec)

Almost.

Howard Stern

00:20:12 - 00:20:14 (2 sec)

I have my pants off already.

Robin Quivers

00:20:14 - 00:20:18 (4 sec)

That's Donald girl, you gotta get your own girl.

Howard Stern

00:20:18 - 00:20:21 (3 sec)

What if you see me and see how hot I am.

Melania Knauss

00:20:21 - 00:20:23 (2 sec)

Okay, we'll see later.

Howard Stern

00:20:23 - 00:20:24 (1 sec)

We'll find out my lesion.

Melania Knauss

00:20:24 - 00:20:24 (0 sec)

Do you know what I'm saying?

Howard Stern

00:20:24 - 00:20:25 (1 sec)

Melania Knauss

00:20:25 - 00:20:26 (1 sec)

Ahuh.

Howard Stern

00:20:26 - 00:20:28 (2 sec)

So, what are you are you in love with Trump?

Melania Knauss

00:20:28 - 00:20:29 (1 sec)

Sorry?

Howard Stern

00:20:29 - 00:20:30 (1 sec)

Are you in love with Trump?

Melania Knauss

00:20:30 - 00:20:31 (1 sec)

Yeah. We have a great time.

Howard Stern

00:20:31 - 00:20:32 (1 sec)

You want to marry him.

Melania Knauss

00:20:32 - 00:20:34 (2 sec)

I'm not answering that.

Howard Stern

00:20:34 - 00:20:35 (1 sec)

You don't even care.

Melania Knauss

00:20:35 - 00:20:36 (1 sec)

Let's see. What?

Howard Stern

00:20:36 - 00:20:37 (1 sec)

You don't even care.

Melania Knauss

00:20:37 - 00:20:37 (0 sec)

Why?

Howard Stern

00:20:37 - 00:20:40 (3 sec)

You're perfect. And what do you do, you go out him every night and you guys have sex?

Melania Knauss

00:20:40 - 00:20:43 (3 sec)

That's true. We have a great, great time.

Howard Stern

00:20:43 - 00:20:45 (2 sec)

Every night, you are saying?

Melania Knauss

00:20:45 - 00:20:46 (1 sec)

Even more.

Howard Stern

00:20:46 - 00:20:47 (1 sec)

Are you very lovely?

Melania Knauss

00:20:47 - 00:20:49 (2 sec)

You are. I can see you need love. You can't trust anybody, you steal money from his wallet?

Howard Stern

00:20:49 - 00:20:56 (7 sec)

Melania Knauss

00:20:56 - 00:21:00 (4 sec)

No, I would never do that. Come on.

Howard Stern

00:21:00 - 00:21:02 (2 sec)

You're beautiful, very very beautiful.

Melania Knauss

00:21:02 - 00:21:03 (1 sec)

Oh, thank you.

Howard Stern

00:21:03 - 00:21:05 (2 sec)

What do you do, do you like to go to the beaches?

Melania Knauss

00:21:05 - 00:21:06 (1 sec)

I do.

Howard Stern

00:21:06 - 00:21:08 (2 sec)

What do you like in a beach?

Melania Knauss

00:21:08 - 00:21:18 (10 sec)

Actually, I like the -- just you know to make more private, bikini over the beach, of course.

Howard Stern

00:21:18 - 00:21:19 (1 sec)

Bikini or thong?

Melania Knauss

00:21:19 - 00:21:25 (6 sec)

Thong. Back to where I was when you say bikini it means thong.

Melania Knauss

00:21:25 - 00:21:30 (5 sec)

[Inaudible] The lines in the body is not good. Not nice.

Howard Stern

00:21:30 - 00:21:42 (12 sec)

And you have a very nice chest for a model. You are fine chested. Do you like a man with a very soft dimple at the buttocks? That's me. I have a lot of cellulite. You don't even have a cellulite do you?

Melania Knauss

00:21:42 - 00:21:43 (1 sec)

You do?

Howard Stern

00:21:43 - 00:21:46 (3 sec)

Yeah, I do, some chicks dig that.

Melania Knauss

00:21:46 - 00:21:49 (3 sec)

Yes, some of them. It's like a --

Howard Stern

00:21:49 - 00:21:58 (9 sec)

You like a soft, mushy man? You like soft, unattractive man? Because that's me. And I tell you, you are perfect.

Melania Knauss

00:21:58 - 00:21:59 (1 sec)

Thank you.

Howard Stern

00:21:59 - 00:22:01 (2 sec)

I tell you honestly, no flaw on you.

Melania Knauss

00:22:01 - 00:22:04 (3 sec)

Do you want to speak with Donald?

Robin Quivers

00:22:04 - 00:22:04 (0 sec)

She's tired.

Howard Stern

00:22:04 - 00:22:06 (2 sec)

It's fine, thank you.

Melania Knauss

00:22:06 - 00:22:08 (2 sec)

All right, take care.

Howard Stern

00:22:08 - 00:22:09 (1 sec)

I love you.

Melania Knauss

00:22:09 - 00:22:09 (0 sec)

Bye bye.

Howard Stern

00:22:09 - 00:22:10 (1 sec)

Bye.

Donald Trump

00:22:10 - 00:22:11 (1 sec)

What do you think of that?

Howard Stern

00:22:11 - 00:22:13 (2 sec)

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Donald Trump

00:22:13 - 00:22:14 (1 sec)

She's got an accent.

Howard Stern

00:22:14 - 00:22:21 (7 sec)

Well, you know what it is, the accent's cute now, but you better not get married. Because you know what happened, Ivana's accent was cute for a long time --

Donald Trump

00:22:21 - 00:22:27 (6 sec)

Yes, it was amazing. It was so cute, and then one day I woke up that it was terrible I couldn't stand it.

Howard Stern

00:22:27 - 00:22:28 (1 sec)

Well, that chick's something.

Donald Trump

00:22:28 - 00:22:32 (4 sec)

No, she's very smart. Maybe too smart.

Howard Stern

00:22:32 - 00:22:36 (4 sec)

You marry her, you don't want to gag her. I don't want to get that accent.

Donald Trump

00:22:36 - 00:22:39 (3 sec)

I'm a little too concerned Howard, that she may be too smart. I have to be careful.

Howard Stern

00:22:39 - 00:22:49 (10 sec)

I told her I have a big bratwurst, but I don't think she believed me. All right, listen Donald. I don't want to keep -- I know you have a busy day of sex ahead of you. You have no sex today have you?

Donald Trump

00:22:49 - 00:22:49 (0 sec)

I refuse to come.

Howard Stern

00:22:49 - 00:22:52 (3 sec)

Oh, man, She's naked there, isn't she?

Donald Trump

00:22:52 - 00:22:54 (2 sec)

She is actually naked.

Howard Stern

00:22:54 - 00:22:56 (2 sec)

What a life you have there.

Donald Trump

00:22:56 - 00:22:58 (2 sec)

Don't feel bad, Robin.

Robin Quivers

00:22:58 - 00:22:59 (1 sec)

This is a candidate, we're sorry.

Howard Stern

00:22:59 - 00:23:04 (5 sec)

Hey Donald, can you have sex with her while we are on hold? Please.

Donald Trump

00:23:04 - 00:23:04 (0 sec)

Wouldn't that be nice?

Howard Stern

00:23:04 - 00:23:08 (4 sec)

You should have sex with her. Don't hang up, just leave the phone.

Donald Trump

00:23:08 - 00:23:09 (1 sec)