Interview: Donald Trump on The Howard Stern Show - October 10, 2007

Can be something valuable something. Something of great worth.

Gary Dell'Abate

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J.D. Harmeyer

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I bought you the Nina.

Howard Stern

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She's gonna buy me the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria. [Inaudible]. Donald -- Donald Trump is -- Thank you.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump is on the phone. It's always good to speak to him.

Donald Trump

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Good morning.

Howard Stern

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Good morning. He's opinionated --

Donald Trump

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Hey, Howard

Howard Stern

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Hi. How are you been?

Donald Trump

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I'm good.

Howard Stern

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I haven't seen you.

Donald Trump

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I know it's been a while. It's been too long.

Howard Stern

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I mean you had a baby. You don't sit home with a baby.

Donald Trump

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No it's never been my thing.

Howard Stern

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So, how does that work?

Donald Trump

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I probably should but I never -- No, Melania is a wonderful mother, she takes care of the baby, and I pay all the costs.

Howard Stern

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Are you afraid that the baby won't really know you in the sense that -- I mean that, I know you, you're -- you're not -- you're not going to sit around and bounce and get on your knee.

Donald Trump

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You're afraid of germs and kids carry germs like crazy. Are you afraid to even touch your own kid?

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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That's right. Absolutely.

Howard Stern

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I know. I see what you're saying

Donald Trump

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When he has a cold. I just, you know, keep him away from me.

Howard Stern

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Do you think the kid will be psychologically damaged? Your other kids grow up great but --

Donald Trump

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They did. Well, they got lucky. It could be. It could very well be. The other day came back he was playing with little children in the park, all little-spoiled kids like him.

Howard Stern

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And he came back and I saw -- I noticed there was a little sniffle just a very slight sniffle. I wanted nothing to do with that.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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How was that kid -- you know the kid you had with Marla Maple?

Donald Trump

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She's doing good. Tiffany.

Howard Stern

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How's that one?

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Do you ever see her.

Donald Trump

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I do see her and she's a great kid.

Howard Stern

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Yes. She comes to town visits a little bit?

Donald Trump

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Yeah. For about, you know, an hour.

Howard Stern

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Are you going to --

Donald Trump

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Hi, dad., "Hi

Howard Stern

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Are you going --

Donald Trump

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She's a great kid

Howard Stern

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Are you going to hook her up in business, like you did with the other two?

Donald Trump

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I might. It depends on her abilities. I mean, we'll have to see the other two, and now actually three have a great business instinct. And, you know, I don't know about that with Tiffany she's very good, she's very smart, she's got great marks. She has all As, all the time. I mean, it's amazing, her report cards are great.

Howard Stern

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You actually see the report card?

Donald Trump

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I actually do. I glance at them.

Howard Stern

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Rank your kids in order from your favorite to your least favorite.

Donald Trump

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I like them all. I love them all.

Howard Stern

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[Inaudible] So, Melania stays at home with the kid. I see pictures of her, she's always with the baby.

Donald Trump

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But then when you want to go out and stuff you've got a full-time staff watching that kid, right?

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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Well, I have -- We have people to take care -- Even we can go out, but she really is a very hands-on mother.

Howard Stern

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I think you like your daughter the best.

Donald Trump

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I like them all.

Howard Stern

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I think you most proud of her, even better than the son.

Donald Trump

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She's great. No, the son is great. They're all really good kids.

Robin Quivers

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He has two sons.

Donald Trump

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And if they weren't that lovable the same -- You know you just, I know -- I know people that have one child who is just amazing. and then they have other kids that aren't, they love them all the same. I love them all the same. And my son has done an amazing job in terms of business. Actually, don Jr.

Robin Quivers

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Well who isn't amazing then.

Donald Trump

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So far I'm lucky, Robin. I mean, so far the kids have been good, you know I can't say Eric just joined. He was a great student in school.

Howard Stern

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Which one is Eric?.

Robin Quivers

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He's the youngest son.

Donald Trump

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Eric is six foot six, he's my young -- He's exactly your height.

Howard Stern

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I don't even know which live next hour Eric is your. Yeah that's have on him. And what's the other son Frank as they say in the horce racing business from Havana. Oh I didn't really I didn't realize that with three from my three. And he's been really good. I mean, you know, very good student just started with me. I think he's going to be good. I mean. I'll let you know that the answer to that question, Robin in about five years.

Howard Stern

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Okay. You know, I've been thinking about this. Won't be so great if I wasn't in love with Beth, I would totally be dating Donald's daughter. She is getting hotter and hotter, getting hotter, and hotter she's wearing hotter outfits and she really is good in business. I mean, to me that's a hot package and it would drive Donald nuts. But he'd have to accept me.

Donald Trump

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It would drive me totally nuts. If I didn't love you it would drive me totally nuts having you be the son in law just -- I don't know. But I think you and Beth make the per -- When are you getting married, Howard? Will you just marry her, please.

Howard Stern

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Maybe next time. Maybe next summer

Donald Trump

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You're never going to find better.

Howard Stern

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No. She's great.

Donald Trump

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I know how to get you married quickly, if I represent it best I would tell her to do certain things, you would marry her so fast.

Howard Stern

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Right. To leave me for a while.

Donald Trump

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Yeah a little bit. I'd say call him up. Tell him how much you love him. But you're leaving town for about a week or two.

Howard Stern

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I tell you, you better hope we don't break up because I'm going right after your daughter. It just I'm not kidding. I exactly know where I got myself in.

Robin Quivers

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Now you have the best interest.

Howard Stern

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And just think Melania would be my stepmother.

Donald Trump

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Best interest.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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That also is a good also a good-looking combination. No I tell you, Ivanka has -- she's really become a great beauty, but she's also really smart and she's doing very well.

Howard Stern

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And then I go to the like that that Mer-a-Lago and I got all the like really --

Robin Quivers

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You would hang around Donald's different houses.

Donald Trump

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He'd hanging around and I'd be sitting there miserable.

Howard Stern

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Oh, yeah, the thought of Howard Stern with your daughter.

Donald Trump

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And I'd be saying, "Can you believe this happened to me?"""

Howard Stern

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The worst luck ever.

Donald Trump

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Know, I could do worse. Not a hell of a lot worse. When you think of it

Howard Stern

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Well, you'd be an interesting son in law.

Howard Stern

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Am I really that bad?

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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I mean, I'm good in business.

Donald Trump

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I wouldn't say you're the classic. You're not exactly what I had in mind.

Howard Stern

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She's 25 years old. Not exactly, but of course, I wouldn't say I'm exactly what a lot of mothers have in mind either, but I'm --

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Am I too Jewy?

Donald Trump

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I do have some compensating balances.

Howard Stern

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Am I too Jewy to fit in with the Trump thing.

Donald Trump

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No, no. Not at all.

Howard Stern

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No, no, no. Come on, let's be honest.

Robin Quivers

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Be honest.

Howard Stern

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I'm too aren't I?

Donald Trump

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Of course not.

Howard Stern

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The schnozz and the whole thing.

Donald Trump

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No not at all.

Robin Quivers

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You know you should do.

Donald Trump

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And then we'll get Ivanka to convert.

Robin Quivers

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You know what you should do is become a real Jew. You should get with a yarmulke. You know the whole thing

Howard Stern

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I might show up tomorrow Mar-a-Lago, "That's mine father in law."""

Donald Trump

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Tell him to get out here immediately.

Howard Stern

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That would kill himself.

Donald Trump

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That would be a beautiful.

Howard Stern

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That would end your life.

Donald Trump

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That would be fun, Howard. In many ways I'd love it in many ways that'll be a lot of fun, I'd be depressed but also have some fun.

Howard Stern

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You know my feeling on you is you know d is mentioned in the Rosie O'Donnell book of course you know because of the big feud. I think that you like that Rosie O'Donnell is even acknowledging you in the book I mean it actually is good for your business in a sense of celebrity.

Donald Trump

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Well, first of all her book is a total disaster.

Howard Stern

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Is it?

Donald Trump

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Oh, it's ridiculous.

Howard Stern

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You read it?

Donald Trump

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And, you know, yeah. I've seen excerpts of it and there is absolutely you gain nothing other than she banged her fingers with a baseball bat. You know this is a real beauty. And you know when I took on Rosie -- Because Rosie -- You know I didn't do anything. Somebody called me up from the press they said, "do you know Rosie O'donnell went on a 15-minute tirade about you?"""

Howard Stern

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I said, "She did? What did I do?"" I gave Tara Conner who was in the big show tonight. I gave Tara Conner a break. You know I gave her a chance to remain Miss USA and all that stuff and go to rehab and it really -- So far it's been over a year and so forth

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Snd it set off Rosie O'Donnell

Donald Trump

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And it sets her off.

Robin Quivers

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That's an odd thing to set a person off. Yeah.

Donald Trump

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I always said because she wanted Tara. She wanted her. So. you know, one of those things. I'm sure she would have loved to console Tara.

Howard Stern

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She calls Mr. Trump a torn scarecrow whatever the fuck that means.

Donald Trump

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Yeah. I don't know what that means either.

Howard Stern

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And a slug

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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I honestly did not anticipate the malice of his response.

Robin Quivers

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Oh, did is what she wrote in the book?

Howard Stern

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I assume Donald believed he had money. I did not assume Donald believed he was money, but apparently he does. The stuffing of his self spilled out, think of a torn scarecrow instead of, hey, it's crisp $100 bills blowing through the cornfield. Boy, you two are really going at it.

Donald Trump

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I don't even know what the hell -- You know I was a great student. I have no idea what she's talking about. You know I've always said Rosie's a dummy. You know Rosie's not smart. And Rosie's ratings were not good on the viewer until she started the feud with me.

Howard Stern

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Do you feel you are responsible for her success.

Donald Trump

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I feel I'm somewhat responsible Actually yes I do.

Howard Stern

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And what about Barbara Walters?

Donald Trump

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She attacked Barbara Walters rather viciously calling her old, has been, everything else in the book. And you know here's story it's very simple. Rosie was a loser before Barbara reinvented her career. Rosie failed on Broadway failed with a magazine and she got thrown off television. And believe me she got thrown off because the ratings were not good.

Howard Stern

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A way to say Do you really believe that I believe she was very successful on TV.

Donald Trump

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Well she was at the beginning. But Rosie will always self-destruct, Howard. She'll always self-destruct in the end she's a loser. And Rosie's ratings were down and they're going to throw her off.

Howard Stern

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But the book is successful, right? It's on -- Its best-seller?

Donald Trump

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I have no idea of it's successful or not. I mean, that I have no idea but, hey, it certainly gets a lot of publicity. Now I come out with a book on October 15th and I am going to make a wager that my book sells much more than Rosie's

Howard Stern

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Your books are very popular.

Robin Quivers

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Now, who are you wagering with?

Howard Stern

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Who are you going to wager with?

Donald Trump

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Well, I would wager with Rosie but I don't know there's probably nobody to talk to and I'm not necessarily --

Howard Stern

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That would be good.

Donald Trump

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I was willing to wager something that my book outsells her by hers by a lot.

Howard Stern

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But listen you both get invited to a lot of celebrity events and movie premieres is stuff it is feasible that sometime in the near future you will be at an event and run into her. I mean you'll be staring at her face to face. What would you do?

Donald Trump

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It all started -- You know she came to my wedding.

Howard Stern

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Do you think you could beat her up?

Robin Quivers

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I think will be close. She is pretty -- You know, she ever fell in the wrong direction I wouldn't have a chance.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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She came to your wedding?

Donald Trump

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She came to my wedding.

Howard Stern

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Which one?

Donald Trump

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Marla.

Howard Stern

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No kidding.

Donald Trump

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She was at the wedding and I got extremely angry because she ate almost the entire wedding cake.

Howard Stern

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You know I didn't get any wedding cake when I showed up.

Donald Trump

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There was nothing left. You were at that wedding too, come to think of it.

Howard Stern

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I don't remember her being there.

Donald Trump

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You killed me at that wedding.

Howard Stern

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I did, yeah.

Donald Trump

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After the wedding yeah. You said, "There wasn't a dry eye in the house."""

Howard Stern

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I said it's not going to last more than three months, I was right.

Donald Trump

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Well you were wrong. Lasted five years.

Robin Quivers

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Four months. But the problem was I was watching television with Marla. She wanted to make love and I wanted to watch television to see how much the press has gotten and now I turned on and the first thing I see is Howard saying he actually said, "There wasn't a wet eye in the house."""

Howard Stern

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That's it. That's what it was.

Donald Trump

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I thought it was funny Marla started to cry. Then the second thing, he said, "I give it three months at best"""

Howard Stern

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Yeah.Didn't go over well in that household, did it?

Donald Trump

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It did go over well with me. Believe me. I thought it was funny I cracked up and she wasn't laughing. She didn't think it was funny at all. You even say that Rosie was at the wedding.

Howard Stern

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And not as my guest. Actually, she was more friendly with Marla. I don't even know why she was at the wedding. I don't think Marla even knew her. I don't know. For some reason she came to the wedding.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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It's funny that she was at the wedding and then you guys ended up being such enemies.

Donald Trump

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Well I didn't even know she was an enemy until she attacked me over and over Tara Conner. I mean I had no idea she was an enemy.

Howard Stern

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You also make an enemy out of Elisabeth Hasselbeck from The show The View as long as we're honest. You say she's the dumbest person on television I believe you're right.

Donald Trump

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No I gain new respect for though because when she attacked Rosie they had that debate. Elisabeth Hasselbeck killed her. And I've always said Rosie is not a smart person. Rosie is somebody who is, you know it, was very sad because Barbara Walters put her back on television. Then she got into the fight with me and that's when the ratings went up I hate to say -- I'm not saying it on air. Who cares?.

Howard Stern

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But that's when the ratings went up had her ratings were no good. Her ratings were about the same as they were. They were going long and then december she hit me with this thing. I responded as everyone said don't respond but I do respond. I'm like you know you have to respond.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Yes. We fight back and you fight back.

Donald Trump

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You fight back, yes, I believe in that. And I do believe she was, she never attacked me. But let's say you know they've dug poll 91% are and my cap on the polls --

Howard Stern

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But it is feasible that you and Rosie will make up o -- Like I was always surprised that you let Imus off the hook. He said terrible things about you. You guys broke up as friends. In fact, I always was thrilled because you were on my show more and more and more. And but then you did go back and let them off the hook so to speak.

Donald Trump

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Well, I don't remember him saying bad things about me, Howard/ Honestly. I mean, he may have, you're telling me he said bad things, I never knew that.

Howard Stern

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He did, he did, he did. Of course, you did.

Robin Quivers

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Donald, you can not remember that.

Howard Stern

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But what was the thing?

Donald Trump

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You know what, I have a photographic memory. I don't remem -- I mean, you know, maybe he said something but basically, I don't remember him ever. Had I known that I would not have gone back.

Howard Stern

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Yeah. You said to me. You said, "That fucking Imus is just go get on me. I hate to -- he's a beat of shit."

Donald Trump

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I said that?

Howard Stern

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Okay. I've [Inaudible] the show.

Donald Trump

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Robin Quivers

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You said he was talking bad about you.

Donald Trump

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I didn't liked the last thing.

Howard Stern

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Should Imus be re-employed?

Donald Trump

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Well here's the thing with Imus, he said something which was you know not a good thing that he said.

Howard Stern

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But it's something that if you listen to rap record every rap record says the same thing. And Imus apologized. When you say 500 times?

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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I think once is enough. You know, if you have to apologized.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

00:12:50 - 00:12:53 (3 sec)

Let me ask you this. Why is there this clamor to have him back? He never got any ratings. His ratings are lower than anyone on radio. Including Curtis and Kuby who have no great ratings but they always beat Imus, and now he might, they say in the paper come back and replace Curtis and Kuby.

Donald Trump

00:12:53 - 00:12:55 (2 sec)

You know he had a high level audience, he really did, Howard.

Howard Stern

00:12:55 - 00:13:00 (5 sec)

I don't believe it. I saw the Scarborough report.

Donald Trump

00:13:00 - 00:13:00 (0 sec)

Well, I don't know. I don't want to argue about -- I can tell you this. Imus had a high level audience.

Howard Stern

00:13:00 - 00:13:06 (6 sec)

Every senator, every congressman, they listened to that show like it was a religion.I'm telling you.

Donald Trump

00:13:06 - 00:13:10 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:13:10 - 00:13:11 (1 sec)

Listen to this. I'm telling you there's something called the Scarborough report on radio. It's a very expensive thing to buy.

Donald Trump

00:13:11 - 00:13:33 (22 sec)

And this Scarborough report tells you exactly who your audience is. And this guy had run around telling people that he had a wealthy audience a highly educated audience. You look at the Scarborough report, that's all it does, it doesn't tell you ratings it tells you who your audience is. You know who had the wealthy people and who had the people who at higher education. Right here. But it pained everyone to believe it. That's it

Howard Stern

00:13:33 - 00:13:45 (12 sec)

Donald Trump

00:13:45 - 00:13:46 (1 sec)

Well, said I don't know. I can only say this he treated me nicely. I wouldn't do a show very often but when I get it once every three or four months it was you know it was fine. I always felt he had a very high-end audience and maybe I'm wrong. Who knows?

Howard Stern

00:13:46 - 00:13:50 (4 sec)

Don't believe it. You're wrong.

Donald Trump

00:13:50 - 00:13:52 (2 sec)

But I don't remember him attacking me. And if he did I wish you would have told me that a long time ago.

Howard Stern

00:13:52 - 00:13:53 (1 sec)

I'm going to remind you of that.

Donald Trump

00:13:53 - 00:13:55 (2 sec)

Now you're allowed to use the F -- word on your show.

Howard Stern

00:13:55 - 00:13:58 (3 sec)

Yes, that's right.

Donald Trump

00:13:58 - 00:14:00 (2 sec)

I would have told him to you know what. But I didn't know he was attacking me here.

Howard Stern

00:14:00 - 00:14:01 (1 sec)

Let me hear you say the F-word. I don't believe I've ever heard that.

Donald Trump

00:14:01 - 00:14:02 (1 sec)

Fuck.

Howard Stern

00:14:02 - 00:14:03 (1 sec)

You do say fuck.

Donald Trump

00:14:03 - 00:14:05 (2 sec)

Now I do say it.

Howard Stern

00:14:05 - 00:14:05 (0 sec)

Do you talk dirty in bed when you're with Melania.

Donald Trump

00:14:05 - 00:14:08 (3 sec)

No I don't.

Howard Stern

00:14:08 - 00:14:10 (2 sec)

You've never say fuck my brain out.

Donald Trump

00:14:10 - 00:14:10 (0 sec)

She's a very extraordinary person.

Robin Quivers

00:14:10 - 00:14:16 (6 sec)

Would you ever use the word whore? Like in a sexual situation would you say come on whore give me something like that.

Howard Stern

00:14:16 - 00:14:17 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:14:17 - 00:14:19 (2 sec)

She would never do that.

Howard Stern

00:00:00 - 00:14:19 (0 sec)

She was, "Oh Donald

Donald Trump

00:14:20 - 00:14:24 (4 sec)

I would never do that.

Howard Stern

00:14:24 - 00:14:25 (1 sec)

How was the sex life post-baby? Because I always --

Donald Trump

00:14:25 - 00:14:27 (2 sec)

Very good.

Howard Stern

00:14:27 - 00:14:28 (1 sec)

I worry about you. I mean I know you would be germ --

Robin Quivers

00:14:28 - 00:14:40 (12 sec)

Why worry?

Donald Trump

00:14:40 - 00:14:41 (1 sec)

Because when a woman becomes a mother -- Donald Trump likes young you know a hot chick. You can certainly get them. It's proven that and I worry that when a woman has a baby he loses interest.

Robin Quivers

00:14:41 - 00:14:42 (1 sec)

Really

Donald Trump

00:14:42 - 00:14:46 (4 sec)

And I'm really asking in a genuine way

Howard Stern

00:14:46 - 00:14:48 (2 sec)

They said -- You know they say as you get older the women stay the same.

Robin Quivers

00:14:48 - 00:15:07 (19 sec)

Yes they do say that.

Donald Trump

00:15:07 - 00:15:09 (2 sec)

A very sad commentary, Robin, isn't it? I'm not saying that I say that because of course I don't say that, but I have a friend who does like women and he does well with women also. And he goes as I get older than all the women stays the same age and that's a sad commentary, you know he likes 25 and they never I mean he's getting older and older and the women are always 25.

Howard Stern

00:15:09 - 00:15:13 (4 sec)

You know people will say that's immature.

Robin Quivers

00:15:13 - 00:15:19 (6 sec)

But wait a minute. But let's talk about Donald, you're generalizing.

Howard Stern

00:15:19 - 00:15:20 (1 sec)

Are you having as much sexual Melania since the ba -- be honest. And I know you always are. Yeah you are.

Donald Trump

00:15:20 - 00:15:31 (11 sec)

The answer is yes.

Howard Stern

00:15:31 - 00:15:31 (0 sec)

More -- Now according to a show that I just watched, on Oprah, of all places. An expert said if you're not having sex four times a week you have trouble in your relationship.

Donald Trump

00:15:31 - 00:15:34 (3 sec)

Wow!

Howard Stern

00:15:34 - 00:15:36 (2 sec)

Are you having sex four times a week?

Donald Trump

00:15:36 - 00:15:38 (2 sec)

That I can't comment on. But I'm very satisfied.

Howard Stern

00:15:38 - 00:15:41 (3 sec)

Why can't you comment on that. A lot of people needs to know this.

Donald Trump

00:15:41 - 00:15:45 (4 sec)

I don't want to have a front page story tomorrow.

Howard Stern

00:15:45 - 00:15:53 (8 sec)

No. The story is that you're not [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:15:53 - 00:15:54 (1 sec)

Every time I do your show I end up with a front page foreclosed story. And what I'm doing is, and Robin, you know this. I'm kidding. I'm kidding around I'm having fun.

Robin Quivers

00:15:54 - 00:15:56 (2 sec)

But all of a sudden it ends up being like, front page.

Donald Trump

00:15:56 - 00:15:57 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:15:57 - 00:15:59 (2 sec)

So, You can't even have any fun.

Howard Stern

00:15:59 - 00:16:01 (2 sec)

If you were single right now --

Donald Trump

00:16:01 - 00:16:01 (0 sec)

I'll give you an example. You know that View? I did the View, right?

Howard Stern

00:16:01 - 00:16:18 (17 sec)

And it was terrible what they did. I did the view. And they were talking about Ivanka and I said, "Ivanka is so beautiful."" I said it. Laughing The audience was laughing everybody was laughing. I said

Donald Trump

00:00:00 - 00:00:00 (0 sec)

Howard Stern

00:16:18 - 00:16:20 (2 sec)

So they put out a press release -- "Trump wants to date his daughter""."

Donald Trump

00:16:20 - 00:16:22 (2 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:16:22 - 00:16:23 (1 sec)

I remember that.

Donald Trump

00:16:23 - 00:16:24 (1 sec)

Oh, it's terrible.

Howard Stern

00:16:24 - 00:16:25 (1 sec)

Personally I want to date your daughter.

Donald Trump

00:16:25 - 00:16:26 (1 sec)

But you understand?

Howard Stern

00:16:26 - 00:16:27 (1 sec)

It's bigger news that Donald [Inaudible]

Robin Quivers

00:16:27 - 00:16:30 (3 sec)

Donald Trump

00:16:30 - 00:16:32 (2 sec)

[Inaudible] Then they put that interview and then they put that slob Rosie on.

Howard Stern

00:16:32 - 00:16:33 (1 sec)

Does your daughter have a boyfriend right now?

Donald Trump

00:16:33 - 00:16:34 (1 sec)

She does.

Howard Stern

00:16:34 - 00:16:34 (0 sec)

She does?

Donald Trump

00:16:34 - 00:16:34 (0 sec)

Yeah.`

Howard Stern

00:16:34 - 00:16:35 (1 sec)

Who is it.

Robin Quivers

00:16:35 - 00:16:37 (2 sec)

You like him.

Donald Trump

00:16:37 - 00:16:38 (1 sec)

Nice guy. Very rich guy, very nice guy.

Howard Stern

00:16:38 - 00:16:41 (3 sec)

What do you mean very rich? What does he do?

Donald Trump

00:16:41 - 00:16:42 (1 sec)

He's a very rich guy. Much less money than me but he's a very rich guy.

Howard Stern

00:16:42 - 00:16:44 (2 sec)

What does he do?

Donald Trump

00:16:44 - 00:16:45 (1 sec)

It's a real estate family.

Howard Stern

00:16:45 - 00:16:50 (5 sec)

And you approve?

Donald Trump

00:16:50 - 00:16:56 (6 sec)

Yeah, he's a nice guy. I mean, you know, it's her choice. Other than you, I approve.

Howard Stern

00:16:56 - 00:16:56 (0 sec)

Wow. And are you worth 8 billion right now? That is the figure I have in front of me that you --

Donald Trump

00:16:56 - 00:16:57 (1 sec)

I think so. Yeah

Howard Stern

00:16:57 - 00:17:01 (4 sec)

Yeah. You're worth 8 billion.

Donald Trump

00:17:01 - 00:17:04 (3 sec)

It depends. It depends on what things offer, but I think probably so. Yeah, 'round there.

Howard Stern

00:17:04 - 00:17:06 (2 sec)

Nice. Nice. That's such a feeling of security.

Donald Trump

00:17:06 - 00:17:06 (0 sec)

You used to know me when I was with nothing.

Howard Stern

00:17:06 - 00:17:25 (19 sec)

I know.

Donald Trump

00:17:25 - 00:17:28 (3 sec)

Howard, you know me years ago in 1990 when the markets crashed the world didn't crash. I had borrowed billions and billions of dollars. I was in deep crap and you know me when I was worth probably nothing I might have been worth less than nothing. Okay. And you never attacked me. Robin used to attack me but you never attacked.

Robin Quivers

00:17:28 - 00:17:31 (3 sec)

Not when you were down. Not when you were down.

Donald Trump

00:17:31 - 00:17:32 (1 sec)

You actually Robin started attacking me on the way up.

Robin Quivers

00:17:32 - 00:17:35 (3 sec)

I liked that better. [Inaudible] Hey, Robin, that's more loyal.

Donald Trump

00:17:35 - 00:17:39 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:17:39 - 00:17:40 (1 sec)

Do you think that you will stay with Melania even as she gets old?

Donald Trump

00:17:40 - 00:17:40 (0 sec)

Oh, absolutely.

Howard Stern

00:17:40 - 00:17:41 (1 sec)

You really do.

Donald Trump

00:17:41 - 00:17:42 (1 sec)

You know, Howard, she's a great person. She's beautiful. She's solid. She is wonderful in every way.

Robin Quivers

00:17:42 - 00:17:43 (1 sec)

You're in love.

Donald Trump

00:17:43 - 00:17:44 (1 sec)

She's great.

Howard Stern

00:17:44 - 00:17:50 (6 sec)

I don't believe it.

Donald Trump

00:17:50 - 00:17:51 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:17:51 - 00:17:53 (2 sec)

Is she next to you right now?

Donald Trump

00:17:53 - 00:17:55 (2 sec)

I'd tell you what, she's an unbelievable mother.

Howard Stern

00:17:55 - 00:17:57 (2 sec)

Is she next to you right now is that what you're saying?

Donald Trump

00:17:57 - 00:17:59 (2 sec)

No, she's not actually. She's in the other room.

Howard Stern

00:17:59 - 00:18:00 (1 sec)

Are you -- Where are you, in your apartment?

Donald Trump

00:18:00 - 00:18:01 (1 sec)

I'm in my apartment.

Howard Stern

00:18:01 - 00:18:03 (2 sec)

What are you wearing.

Donald Trump

00:18:03 - 00:18:03 (0 sec)

Undies.

Howard Stern

00:18:03 - 00:18:04 (1 sec)

Really?

Donald Trump

00:18:04 - 00:18:06 (2 sec)

How's the body after the baby?

Howard Stern

00:18:06 - 00:18:06 (0 sec)

What's Melania wearing?

Donald Trump

00:18:06 - 00:18:08 (2 sec)

Nothing.

Howard Stern

00:18:08 - 00:18:08 (0 sec)

She's nude right now?

Donald Trump

00:18:08 - 00:18:09 (1 sec)

I think so.

Howard Stern

00:18:09 - 00:18:10 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:18:10 - 00:18:11 (1 sec)

Unbelievable.

Howard Stern

00:18:11 - 00:18:13 (2 sec)

Just as tight?

Donald Trump

00:18:13 - 00:18:14 (1 sec)

One of the best bodies I've ever seen.

Howard Stern

00:18:14 - 00:18:20 (6 sec)

No stretch marks?

Donald Trump

00:18:20 - 00:18:22 (2 sec)

No one of the best. You know about 15 seconds after the baby came she went back to the normal way.

Howard Stern

00:18:22 - 00:18:22 (0 sec)

You demand that of her?

Donald Trump

00:18:22 - 00:18:24 (2 sec)

No but that's the way it worked out. I mean, she is in great shape.

Howard Stern

00:18:24 - 00:18:27 (3 sec)

Is that in your prenup?

Donald Trump

00:18:27 - 00:18:33 (6 sec)

Howard Stern

00:18:33 - 00:18:33 (0 sec)

And what is -- Okay. Let me give you a hypothetical, Melania gets into a horrible car accident right. She now dies, she's on a respirator.

Donald Trump

00:18:33 - 00:18:36 (3 sec)

How long do you think you can wait until you started dating again?

Howard Stern

00:18:36 - 00:18:36 (0 sec)

Donald Trump

00:18:36 - 00:18:45 (9 sec)

I probably never go out with another woman again.

Howard Stern

00:18:45 - 00:18:53 (8 sec)

If you're single today, and I know you fantasize about stuff like this, who would you be dating? Who is the girl that right now captures your attention?

Donald Trump

00:18:53 - 00:18:55 (2 sec)

There aren't too many of them. I'll tell you, I know you and I have discussed this over the years. The most beautiful women aren't the major celebrities because you know you can name like, you know, somebody told me Charlize Theron.

Howard Stern

00:18:55 - 00:18:57 (2 sec)

Charlize Theron. I told you she's hot.

Donald Trump

00:18:57 - 00:18:57 (0 sec)

Was -- was just voted the best looking woman.

Howard Stern

00:18:57 - 00:19:01 (4 sec)

To be honest, I think Ivanka is much better looking than her.

Donald Trump

00:19:01 - 00:19:01 (0 sec)

Howard Stern

00:19:01 - 00:19:10 (9 sec)

I agree.

Donald Trump

00:19:10 - 00:19:11 (1 sec)

But I'll tell you this, I'll tell you this. I've seen her, she's not -- There are many unbelievably beautiful women around but they're not the big celebrities. You rarely see a big celebrity that's that beautiful.

Robin Quivers

00:19:11 - 00:19:21 (10 sec)

Why is that.

Donald Trump

00:19:21 - 00:19:23 (2 sec)

Because they have to be smart. And it could be a major player. You know when you're successful at life like I know you know over the years I've known all the supermodels I've known everybody, they're beautiful but they're also very good. You don't get to be a supermodel by being a dummy.

Howard Stern

00:19:23 - 00:19:33 (10 sec)

Right. You've got to play the game you got to be good in business.

Donald Trump

00:19:33 - 00:19:41 (8 sec)

You got to know what's going on, you got to know life, you get you because there are a lot of really great beauties. But the greatest beauties aren't necessarily the most famous people. But what I do is I go out with the greatest beauties and then they become famous.

Howard Stern

00:19:41 - 00:19:48 (7 sec)

Do you think it would have been hard for you if your daughter had been ugly like a big chubby kid like maybe you know, look like me? You know what I mean?

Donald Trump

00:19:48 - 00:19:48 (0 sec)

I don't I mean I think it would have been a little different but, I mean I'm using I'm building a big building in Soho -- The Trump Soho it's called.

Howard Stern

00:19:48 - 00:19:52 (4 sec)

I'm using Ivanka and the ads as well, I have to pick a model you know, it's cheaper --

Donald Trump

00:19:52 - 00:19:53 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:19:53 - 00:19:53 (0 sec)

Right

Robin Quivers

00:19:53 - 00:20:24 (31 sec)

But I'm using Ivanka and the ads. And the building is like through the roof, it's like this huge success. It's -- You know where it is -- By the tunnel and by the Holland Tunnel and all. And it's ah -- it's just going up now. It's 45 stories. There was some clamoring about it. 'Oh gee, it's too tall, it's too tall,' and I don't understand it considering 'the next tallest building in the air is about three stories. I don't know 'what they are complaining about [Inaudible] But now they want to stop tall buildings in that area. And I'm all for it.

Donald Trump

00:20:24 - 00:20:24 (0 sec)

Howard Stern

00:20:24 - 00:20:30 (6 sec)

Yeah of course.

Donald Trump

00:20:30 - 00:20:31 (1 sec)

No, no I'm all for it this way you have unobstructed views forever. In fact --

Robin Quivers

00:20:31 - 00:20:35 (4 sec)

I'll have to change but if they do that I'll immediately change my advertising

Donald Trump

00:20:35 - 00:20:36 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:20:36 - 00:20:38 (2 sec)

There's a

Donald Trump

00:20:38 - 00:20:39 (1 sec)

-- unobstructed views forever. In fact.

Robin Quivers

00:20:39 - 00:20:43 (4 sec)

There's a rumor that ah, you once had an ugly child but you had the child killed.

Howard Stern

00:20:43 - 00:20:44 (1 sec)

Gary Dell'Abate

00:20:44 - 00:20:44 (0 sec)

Oh.

Donald Trump

00:20:44 - 00:20:45 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:20:45 - 00:20:46 (1 sec)

Is that true?

Donald Trump

00:20:46 - 00:20:47 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:20:47 - 00:20:48 (1 sec)

That is not true, alright.

Howard Stern

00:20:48 - 00:20:49 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:20:49 - 00:20:58 (9 sec)

No, that is not true.

Howard Stern

00:20:58 - 00:20:59 (1 sec)

Now Donald Trump has done something I've been talking about for years -- Ah, and I have said this and Robin you've heard me say it. I said these beauty pageants are becoming a thing of the past

Robin Quivers

00:20:59 - 00:21:03 (4 sec)

Mm-hm.

Howard Stern

00:21:03 - 00:21:04 (1 sec)

because they're not-I said, wouldn't it be interesting if they turned them into reality shows so that…

Robin Quivers

00:21:04 - 00:21:08 (4 sec)

Yes, you have said that.

Howard Stern

00:21:08 - 00:21:09 (1 sec)

If, if you really knew the girls, if you could watch them --

Robin Quivers

00:21:09 - 00:21:14 (5 sec)

You'd have a stake in it.

Howard Stern

00:21:14 - 00:21:15 (1 sec)

You'd have a stake in it and I even say that with uh, I said that with football even and when they started that new league with Vince McMahon, I said --

Robin Quivers

00:21:15 - 00:21:19 (4 sec)

-- If, if you knew the players. So Donald Trump has created a new reality show.

Howard Stern

00:21:19 - 00:21:20 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:21:20 - 00:21:21 (1 sec)

Pageant place.'

Howard Stern

00:21:21 - 00:21:24 (3 sec)

Pageant Place --

Donald Trump

00:21:24 - 00:21:25 (1 sec)

On tonight at 10:30 on MTV.

Robin Quivers

00:21:25 - 00:21:25 (0 sec)

Now what is this ? Is this the three girls that live together?

Donald Trump

00:21:25 - 00:21:27 (2 sec)

Ah --

Howard Stern

00:21:27 - 00:21:27 (0 sec)

It foll -- it follows the lives of --

Donald Trump

00:21:27 - 00:21:32 (5 sec)

-- Miss Universe, Miss USA, Miss Teen USA. Donald Trump actually puts them all up in his apartment.

Howard Stern

00:21:32 - 00:21:32 (0 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:21:32 - 00:21:35 (3 sec)

And ah, former ah, Miss USA, Miss Teen USA, ah is there --

Howard Stern

00:21:35 - 00:21:36 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:21:36 - 00:21:37 (1 sec)

And they all live together.

Howard Stern

00:21:37 - 00:21:37 (0 sec)

Donald Trump

00:21:37 - 00:21:40 (3 sec)

Tara.

Howard Stern

00:21:40 - 00:21:41 (1 sec)

Tara Conner and they all live together.

Donald Trump

00:21:41 - 00:21:42 (1 sec)

And fight together.

Howard Stern

00:21:42 - 00:21:42 (0 sec)

What do you mean kiss together?

Donald Trump

00:21:42 - 00:21:43 (1 sec)

And, and kiss together.

Howard Stern

00:21:43 - 00:21:44 (1 sec)

They do?

Donald Trump

00:21:44 - 00:21:44 (0 sec)

Yeah

Howard Stern

00:21:44 - 00:21:46 (2 sec)

They, they --

Robin Quivers

00:21:46 - 00:21:47 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:21:47 - 00:21:52 (5 sec)

-- get along, they get along with each other?

Donald Trump

00:21:52 - 00:21:53 (1 sec)

Well, part of you know ,Tara's thing. I mean, she was ah -- They say, she was having an affair with Miss Teen USA --

Robin Quivers

00:21:53 - 00:21:54 (1 sec)

and, Miss Teen USA is beautiful also. And you know [Inaudible] people are captivated by that. You know, it's sort of interesting. I, I don't know if you got to see the girl that couldn't answer the question on the map.

Howard Stern

00:21:54 - 00:22:03 (9 sec)

Oh that's hot.

Donald Trump

00:22:03 - 00:22:04 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:22:04 - 00:22:05 (1 sec)

Oh yes.

Robin Quivers

00:22:05 - 00:22:05 (0 sec)

Yes, we did.

Howard Stern

00:22:05 - 00:22:09 (4 sec)

We love that.

Donald Trump

00:22:09 - 00:22:09 (0 sec)

You know that's my deal, you know that's my thing. Everyone set that I set that up. I didn't.

Howard Stern

00:22:09 - 00:22:11 (2 sec)

That's great.

Donald Trump

00:22:11 - 00:22:13 (2 sec)

I wish I could promote like that.

Howard Stern

00:22:13 - 00:22:14 (1 sec)

It wasn't even a hard question --

Donald Trump

00:22:14 - 00:22:15 (1 sec)

It was the biggest thing on the Internet in like six months.

Robin Quivers

00:22:15 - 00:22:15 (0 sec)

Mm-hm.

Howard Stern

00:22:15 - 00:22:18 (3 sec)

That's true.

Donald Trump

00:22:18 - 00:22:20 (2 sec)

Now, I'll tell you what -- her answer was amazing right?

Howard Stern

00:22:20 - 00:22:24 (4 sec)

Yes, right. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:22:24 - 00:22:24 (0 sec)

They gave her like seven or eight passwords -- you know Iraq --

Howard Stern

00:22:24 - 00:22:28 (4 sec)

Is she retarded?

Donald Trump

00:22:28 - 00:22:32 (4 sec)

They told that ah -- well, they gave her Iraq, they gave her education, they gave her

Donald Trump

00:22:32 - 00:22:33 (1 sec)

South Africa. She took every password that they gave, in other words --

Robin Quivers

00:22:33 - 00:22:48 (15 sec)

You know little like keywords for the pageant, right? You know, 'make sure you mentioned Iraq and peace' and think, and she took every word they gave her, and then she, she wi-wielded it into this paragraph and nobody knew what the hell she said.

Donald Trump

00:22:48 - 00:22:50 (2 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:22:50 - 00:22:53 (3 sec)

OK, but that's OK. It was a bad answer.

Donald Trump

00:22:53 - 00:22:53 (0 sec)

Howard Stern

00:22:53 - 00:22:55 (2 sec)

It's made her a lot of money by the way that answer --

Donald Trump

00:22:55 - 00:22:56 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:22:56 - 00:23:02 (6 sec)

But it's right.

Donald Trump

00:23:02 - 00:23:02 (0 sec)

It was a bad answer. But why, did she have like 29 million hits which is more than anything including the war, including that -- you know that --

Howard Stern

00:23:02 - 00:23:02 (0 sec)

Coz she's hot.

Robin Quivers

00:23:02 - 00:23:03 (1 sec)

Coz she's beautiful.

Donald Trump

00:23:03 - 00:23:04 (1 sec)

Because she's beautiful.

Howard Stern

00:23:04 - 00:23:23 (19 sec)

It's fun to watch, it's fun to watch a hot woman be a millionaire

Donald Trump

00:23:23 - 00:23:35 (12 sec)

By the way That girl isn't hot. She's one of the most beautiful human beings I've ever seen. And, what happened? She's 18 years old and she-. you have to say standing there, in fact David Letterman did something which was funny, they played it and she was so beautiful they said, 'let's play it again.' I thought the answer was absolutely fun. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:23:35 - 00:23:35 (0 sec)

It was actually Very funny. You know let's play it twice -- But it was so amazing because her beauty was so incredible and yet the answer was like people saying, 'what did she say?' It didn't make any difference because she is so beautiful. Now, she is an 11, if you'll. I mean, Charlize Theron is again -- if, if you sign -- Right.

Donald Trump

00:23:35 - 00:23:39 (4 sec)

-- them together.

Howard Stern

00:23:39 - 00:23:42 (3 sec)

You would go for the, the, the girl, the the less famous girl-.

Donald Trump

00:23:42 - 00:23:43 (1 sec)

Yeah, let's put it this way. You wouldn't even think about it.

Howard Stern

00:23:43 - 00:23:50 (7 sec)

It wouldn't be-. It's not even a contest. That's what I mean about people that are famous or not.

Donald Trump

00:23:50 - 00:23:53 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:23:53 - 00:23:59 (6 sec)

But you know in the old days you would have been tagging her. That's the crazy thing.

Donald Trump

00:23:59 - 00:24:01 (2 sec)

Well, in the old days of cour-- Believe me I would have been -- I wouldn't be talking to you right now.

Howard Stern

00:24:01 - 00:24:02 (1 sec)

Right. You'd be, you'd be all over.

Donald Trump

00:24:02 - 00:24:04 (2 sec)

All over.

Donald Trump

00:24:04 - 00:24:05 (1 sec)

So, this kid is gorgeous.

Howard Stern

00:24:05 - 00:24:07 (2 sec)

If Melania got fat --

Donald Trump

00:24:07 - 00:24:08 (1 sec)

No, shit-but let, let me jus --

Howard Stern

00:24:08 - 00:24:09 (1 sec)

-- would you be with her?

Donald Trump

00:24:09 - 00:24:09 (0 sec)

If this girl weren't an 11, if she were seven or eight --

Howard Stern

00:24:09 - 00:24:12 (3 sec)

Yes

Donald Trump

00:24:12 - 00:24:12 (0 sec)

Or, nine? Nobody would have cared. So that's --

Howard Stern

00:24:12 - 00:24:13 (1 sec)

-- they get bad answers all the time. I mean they get bad answers. I've never heard one quite like that I guess, but they --

Donald Trump

00:24:13 - 00:24:13 (0 sec)

-- the answer

Howard Stern

00:24:13 - 00:24:14 (1 sec)

You're absolutely --

Donald Trump

00:24:14 - 00:24:14 (0 sec)

You know what?

Howard Stern

00:24:14 - 00:24:20 (6 sec)

-- right.

Donald Trump

00:24:20 - 00:24:21 (1 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:24:21 - 00:24:23 (2 sec)

they give bad answers all the time

Donald Trump

00:24:23 - 00:24:26 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:24:26 - 00:24:27 (1 sec)

And your point is with this new reality show, 'Pageant Place' on MTV tonight.

Donald Trump

00:24:27 - 00:24:29 (2 sec)

Is that, you are going to see a lot of hot chicks doing a lot of dumb things.

Howard Stern

00:24:29 - 00:24:35 (6 sec)

Donald Trump

00:24:35 - 00:24:35 (0 sec)

Well, I'll tell you what. I bought the Miss Universe pageant almost 10 years ago.

Howard Stern

00:24:35 - 00:24:54 (19 sec)

And a lot of people wanted it but I got it. And, I took a pageant which is a concept that you people used to say, 'Oh you can't make with pageant,' and look at Miss America. They were off the air and I just got renewed on NBC for three years with the Miss Universe and the Miss USA pageant. So, I, you know they just renewed it for three more years because --

Donald Trump

00:24:54 - 00:24:55 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:24:55 - 00:25:10 (15 sec)

-- I have very good ratings. [Inaudible] I took the pageants and made them hot. But, about two years ago, three years ago, you know I have an obligation to do this, Howard. I go backstage and I have to go through the dressing rooms of the girls --

Donald Trump

00:25:10 - 00:25:11 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:25:11 - 00:25:25 (14 sec)

I feel bad for you.

Donald Trump

00:25:25 - 00:25:25 (0 sec)

-- And I have an obligation. You know, if anybody else did that, they'd be considered a terrible person. When I do it, I'm considered the owner and I have an obligation to make sure the rooms are clean, and everything' is --

Howard Stern

00:25:25 - 00:25:27 (2 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:25:27 - 00:25:35 (8 sec)

I walk through and I see all these girls like an hour and a half before the pageant starts and you'll get to see some of that in this whole thing, and I see they are fighting and they're pushing each other and that, they are mean

Donald Trump

00:25:35 - 00:25:35 (0 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:25:35 - 00:25:37 (2 sec)

Really?

Donald Trump

00:25:37 - 00:25:37 (0 sec)

Oh, it's terrible.

Howard Stern

00:25:37 - 00:25:42 (5 sec)

It's great.

Donald Trump

00:25:42 - 00:25:45 (3 sec)

They're fighting for like, like they have certain stylists and people that do the hair you know.

Howard Stern

00:25:45 - 00:25:46 (1 sec)

And that's probably more interesting than the actual pageant.

Robin Quivers

00:25:46 - 00:26:12 (26 sec)

I tell you what, I said this would make a great reality show. This, happened like three, four years ago. I said that and I put together a group and I, I went to -- I tell you what, MTV is doing it. But everybody wanted it and we came up with a great name, 'Pageant Place' and basically, it's the lives of these girls. Now, it's going to get better as it goes along because we didn't cover that much because we, you know. we didn't really do the idea until sort of after the pageant [Inaudible] but next year we're going to have ah, you know running like two weeks before the pageant comes and it's, it's going to be even more unbelievable. But this --

Donald Trump

00:26:12 - 00:26:12 (0 sec)

Howard Stern

00:26:12 - 00:26:14 (2 sec)

This --

Donald Trump

00:26:14 - 00:26:17 (3 sec)

The show is unbelievable. The fighting, they're fighting --

Howard Stern

00:26:17 - 00:26:17 (0 sec)

We're going to tune in, I, I will definitely --

Donald Trump

00:26:17 - 00:26:27 (10 sec)

-- watch it. Let me ask you one last thing here. Are you e-- Mark Cuban is a billionaire who is a, you know, he, he always tries to be like you. Ah he is on 'Dancing With The Stars.' Do you watch that? -- Because you have a rivalry with him that ah, do you watch it?

howard Stern

00:26:27 - 00:26:32 (5 sec)

Donald Trump

00:26:32 - 00:26:35 (3 sec)

Well, I haven't watched it but actually, I, I, I have seen him dance and he's not bad.

Howard Stern

00:26:35 - 00:26:37 (2 sec)

I, would, you would never do something like that though.

Donald Trump

00:26:37 - 00:26:38 (1 sec)

No, I wouldn't do it.

Howard Stern

00:26:38 - 00:26:39 (1 sec)

Is it demeaning to do some--

Donald Trump

00:26:39 - 00:26:40 (1 sec)

They would love to have me do it all that.

Howard Stern

00:26:40 - 00:26:46 (6 sec)

Of course, but --

Donald Trump

00:26:46 - 00:26:47 (1 sec)

No, I wouldn't do it. But but you know I know Mark Cuban a little bit, and Mark's a loser. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:26:47 - 00:26:49 (2 sec)

Mark is a guy.

Howard Stern

00:26:49 - 00:26:56 (7 sec)

Well he went dancing with a surgery -- [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:26:56 - 00:26:59 (3 sec)

I don't think he'll win. No, he won't win, but but but he's a better dancer than I would have thought.

Howard Stern

00:26:59 - 00:27:12 (13 sec)

Why is he a loser? It seems like he's a wealthy man.

Donald Trump

00:27:12 - 00:27:12 (0 sec)

Here's, here's what happens with Mark. Mark. It just seems-. In fact, I use him as an example, if he c-- you know I give speeches and 45,000 people show up for the Learning Annex and I use him sometimes as an example. I say, if Mark Cuban can eh-- can make money, anybody can.

Robin Quivers

00:27:12 - 00:27:13 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:27:13 - 00:27:31 (18 sec)

You just have to know a certain system. I mean, Mark is somebody that should have won the playoffs last year and, and got blown out. Should've won the year before it le-- the year before it was over. I mean he should have won and he got a blow and a--. He devotes so much time so much money to everything and it just doesn't work.

Donald Trump

00:27:31 - 00:27:33 (2 sec)

howard Stern

00:27:33 - 00:27:36 (3 sec)

What is he worth?

Donald Trump

00:27:36 - 00:27:37 (1 sec)

He's, he's, I'd say he's worth -- I'd say he's worth a billion dollars.

Howard Stern

00:27:37 - 00:27:38 (1 sec)

A billion.

Donald Trump

00:27:38 - 00:27:40 (2 sec)

So that's not even in your category.

Howard Stern

00:27:40 - 00:27:49 (9 sec)

Donald Trump

00:27:49 - 00:27:52 (3 sec)

No, he's not as wealthy as I am, no. But that's not the, that's not the point. What happened is very simple. I did 'The Apprentice,' it became the number one show on television.

Howard Stern

00:27:52 - 00:28:00 (8 sec)

Right, and he imitated you.

Donald Trump

00:28:00 - 00:28:00 (0 sec)

A monster -- It just got renewed for two more years, by the way. We'd start shooting next week. But, but it's, it's like this monster show 'The Apprentice,' right?

Howard Stern

00:28:00 - 00:28:06 (6 sec)

And he would say nice things about me and something nobody knows. He lives in one of my buildings in New York, I don't know if you know that enough.

Donald Trump

00:28:06 - 00:28:07 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:28:07 - 00:28:25 (18 sec)

No, I didn't know that

Donald Trump

00:28:25 - 00:28:26 (1 sec)

Yeah, he lives in -- when he's in New York, he lives in one of my buildings. He has an apartment in one of my buildings. It's got Trump on it. Trump all over the place. [Inaudible] But Mark was very nice and he'd say good things about Trump, 'Trump's smart, Trump the--,' you know that was fine. And then he does the show and some guy said like a month before a show went on. 'You can't be nice to Trump, you've got to attack Trump.'

Howard Stern

00:28:26 - 00:28:40 (14 sec)

Uh-uh

Donald Trump

00:28:40 - 00:28:41 (1 sec)

So he starts attacking me. He doesn't want to shake hands with people, starts you know whatever he could think of. He could he'd say and he'd start truly attacking me and I said, 'wow that's terrible.' Well he attacked me, just like Rosie attacked me and I attacked back [Inaudible] and his show went on. And it was the worst piece of crap --

Robin Quivers

00:28:41 - 00:28:42 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:28:42 - 00:28:42 (0 sec)

He was terrible on it.

Howard Stern

00:28:42 - 00:28:52 (10 sec)

Ah, and it got no ratings and they threw him off the air. And now he's trying to do something else. Now this isn't his show. But I will say I think he dances pretty well, not bad.

Donald Trump

00:28:52 - 00:28:52 (0 sec)

Howard Stern

00:28:52 - 00:28:56 (4 sec)

Well

Donald Trump

00:28:56 - 00:28:58 (2 sec)

I mean, when I look at Wayne Newton pull a Wayne Newton, I, I felt so sorry --

Howard Stern

00:28:58 - 00:28:59 (1 sec)

They should put him in a box, let me think he's ready to go.

Donald Trump

00:28:59 - 00:29:00 (1 sec)

And I felt, what happened?

Howard Stern

00:29:00 - 00:29:03 (3 sec)

Well -- what has happnened?

Donald Trump

00:29:03 - 00:29:04 (1 sec)

Could I ask you what happened the way, is that plastic surgery or what?

Howard Stern

00:29:04 - 00:29:05 (1 sec)

Yes, she's she's

Robin Quivers

00:29:05 - 00:29:06 (1 sec)

Yes, obviously.

Donald Trump

00:29:06 - 00:29:08 (2 sec)

Well, will that happened to us too, Howie?

Howard Stern

00:29:08 - 00:29:09 (1 sec)

No I'm not going to put -- I've made a decision in my life. I am not pulling --

Donald Trump

00:29:09 - 00:29:10 (1 sec)

[As if to say] normal.

Howard Stern

00:29:10 - 00:29:10 (0 sec)

I'm going to be normal.

Robin Quivers

00:29:10 - 00:29:12 (2 sec)

No, I --

howard Stern

00:29:12 - 00:29:13 (1 sec)

I am not gonna pull my face back --

Robin Quivers

00:29:13 - 00:29:31 (18 sec)

Has Donald ever gone anything?

Donald Trump

00:29:31 - 00:29:32 (1 sec)

These people with plastic, I have it -- these people with plastic surgery, you know you walk into some of these clubs, you go into like, I'll go into a, a nightclub or a big restaurant or something [way] -- and you'll see some of these people with a plastic surgery and [Inaudible] all you do is say. 'Oh, hi.' And you just look at them you say, they had plastic surgery.

Howard Stern

00:29:32 - 00:29:32 (0 sec)

Donald Trump

00:29:32 - 00:29:32 (0 sec)

What is --

Robin Quivers

00:29:32 - 00:29:32 (0 sec)

What's the purpose of it?

Donald Trump

00:29:32 - 00:29:33 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:29:33 - 00:29:35 (2 sec)

Well look at this, some of --

Donald Trump

00:29:35 - 00:29:38 (3 sec)

You know the thing I don't understand.

Howard Stern

00:29:38 - 00:29:38 (0 sec)

Look at the like, Clint Eastwood I think he's even done it now.

Robin Quivers

00:29:38 - 00:29:39 (1 sec)

Oh no.

Howard Stern

00:29:39 - 00:29:40 (1 sec)

Yeah I think --

Donald Trump

00:29:40 - 00:29:41 (1 sec)

I hope not.

Howard Stern

00:29:41 - 00:29:44 (3 sec)

I think so.

Donald Trump

00:29:44 - 00:29:44 (0 sec)

I love Clint Eastwood. I hope he has it. You know the worst thing though on women? It's the pumped lips.

Howard Stern

00:29:44 - 00:29:45 (1 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:29:45 - 00:29:47 (2 sec)

I never see it, it's never been done well.

Howard Stern

00:29:47 - 00:29:54 (7 sec)

Donald Trump

00:29:54 - 00:29:54 (0 sec)

Can you imagine how painful that must be? But, but I don't get the pumped lips, of all the things Robin. You don't do that to you.

Robin Quivers

00:29:54 - 00:29:54 (0 sec)

Of course not!

Donald Trump

00:29:54 - 00:29:55 (1 sec)

Good

Howard Stern

00:29:55 - 00:30:01 (6 sec)

Robin is perfect.

Donald Trump

00:30:01 - 00:30:04 (3 sec)

Of all the things, of all the things I don't understand the pumped lips. They. Look. Terrible.

Howard Stern

00:30:04 - 00:30:04 (0 sec)

Yes. The worst. Well they all want to look like Angelina Jolie.

Donald Trump

00:30:04 - 00:30:05 (1 sec)

Oh.

Howard Stern

00:30:05 - 00:30:08 (3 sec)

She's got that nice.

Donald Trump

00:30:08 - 00:30:10 (2 sec)

Well, I don't understand either because I don't think she's good looking.

Howard Stern

00:30:10 - 00:30:13 (3 sec)

Well, she's ruined her looks, has she not? With the dieting?

Donald Trump

00:30:13 - 00:30:15 (2 sec)

I don't know what it is. I never thought she was good looking.

Howard Stern

00:30:15 - 00:30:20 (5 sec)

Sh-- but do you --

Donald Trump

00:30:20 - 00:30:21 (1 sec)

I don't, I don't think she's got good skin. I don't think she's got a great face. I think her lips are too big to be honest with you. You know they look like too big.

Howard Stern

00:30:21 - 00:30:33 (12 sec)

Yeah

Donald Trump

00:30:33 - 00:30:34 (1 sec)

I, I don't think she's good looking. And you know it's funny, you talk about a transformation. Now the United Nations is honoring her as this great wonder. I remember three years ago she was frenching her brother at the Academy Awards --

Howard Stern

00:30:34 - 00:30:42 (8 sec)

Where she was walking in with Billy Bob the next day, she's walking in with Billy Bob. And she was saying she just he just got screwed and all the way up --

Donald Trump

00:30:42 - 00:30:44 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:30:44 - 00:30:49 (5 sec)

Now she's saving the world. That's right.

Donald Trump

00:30:49 - 00:30:53 (4 sec)

And now they're saying, she's a lady of the, of the peace. She's a -- I mean give me a break. But I never thought she was good looking.

Howard Stern

00:30:53 - 00:30:55 (2 sec)

Well I'm surprised to hear you say that, that's what I want to say, but she was good looking but now she's lost too much weight.

Donald Trump

00:30:55 - 00:30:57 (2 sec)

Well I don't think she is good looking at all.

Howard Stern

00:30:57 - 00:31:00 (3 sec)

Well look, we could talk all day.

Donald Trump

00:31:00 - 00:31:01 (1 sec)

No, I think she's a solid, a solid seven.

Howard Stern

00:31:01 - 00:31:03 (2 sec)

A seven?

Donald Trump

00:31:03 - 00:31:04 (1 sec)

Yeah, she's a seven, but a seven is not a 10.

Howard Stern

00:31:04 - 00:31:06 (2 sec)

Who is a 10 right now?

Donald Trump

00:31:06 - 00:31:07 (1 sec)

Uhm, Ivanka.

Howard Stern

00:31:07 - 00:31:11 (4 sec)

I think uhm, let's see -- a 10. There are very few of them around.

Donald Trump

00:31:11 - 00:31:12 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:31:12 - 00:31:18 (6 sec)

See, you can't even think of one.

Donald Trump

00:31:18 - 00:31:19 (1 sec)

Well I happen to think Paris is a very good looking girl for getting it --

howard Stern

00:31:19 - 00:31:22 (3 sec)

No, she not a 10.

Donald Trump

00:31:22 - 00:31:23 (1 sec)

No, no I I don't know. But she's very different looking, I think Paris is a good looking girl.

Howard Stern

00:31:23 - 00:31:27 (4 sec)

I think she's good looking but she --

Donald Trump

00:31:27 - 00:31:29 (2 sec)

Uhm, I mean there are you know, there are a lot of -- 10s are very very hard to find.

Robin Quivers

00:31:29 - 00:31:30 (1 sec)

Well, who's has solid nine?

Donald Trump

00:31:30 - 00:31:31 (1 sec)

Well I'd have to think about it, Roberts --

Robin Quivers

00:31:31 - 00:31:33 (2 sec)

-- because you know I'd really have to go through my list.

Donald Trump

00:31:33 - 00:31:34 (1 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:31:34 - 00:31:36 (2 sec)

Is Britney Spears is mentally ill?

Howard Stern

00:31:36 - 00:31:39 (3 sec)

Donald Trump

00:31:39 - 00:31:40 (1 sec)

It's a sad thing. You know, she's worked for me many times.

Howard Stern

00:31:40 - 00:31:48 (8 sec)

Right

Donald Trump

00:31:48 - 00:31:48 (0 sec)

And, in our heyday like two, four years ago. And you know if I had Britney Spears perform, I'd have kids come from all over the world -- She was like a goddess.

Howard Stern

00:31:48 - 00:32:06 (18 sec)

And that was when she was saying, she was a virgin, that she was this, and she was so cute. And I remember I was in an audience at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, and she was performing and I was in the fourth row, and she was sweating and looked beautiful and she threw her hat, right? Now normally of a performer throws a hat and it's sweaty and wet and everything, I'd have no interest in it.

Donald Trump

00:32:06 - 00:32:06 (0 sec)

Howard Stern

00:32:06 - 00:32:07 (1 sec)

But I grab that sucker --

Donald Trump

00:32:07 - 00:32:07 (0 sec)

Right?

Donald Trump

00:32:07 - 00:32:07 (0 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:32:07 - 00:32:07 (0 sec)

Howard Stern

00:32:07 - 00:32:09 (2 sec)

-- right, it didn't bother me.

Donald Trump

00:32:09 - 00:32:09 (0 sec)

Howard Stern

00:32:09 - 00:32:09 (0 sec)

Right

Robin Quivers

00:32:09 - 00:32:11 (2 sec)

Meaning, you know what I'm saying.

Donald Trump

00:32:11 - 00:32:12 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:32:12 - 00:32:12 (0 sec)

I'm saying, you're saying --

Robin Quivers

00:32:12 - 00:32:13 (1 sec)

I know what you're saying.

Howard Stern

00:32:13 - 00:32:16 (3 sec)

-- She's so cute.

Donald Trump

00:32:16 - 00:32:18 (2 sec)

No, she was so cute and wholesome and nice.

Howard Stern

00:32:18 - 00:32:18 (0 sec)

You weren't even afraid of her germs?

Robin Quivers

00:32:18 - 00:32:23 (5 sec)

I wasn't even afraid of those germs. Today, if she threw it, I'd say 'get that sucker out of here.'

Donald Trump

00:32:23 - 00:32:25 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:32:25 - 00:32:27 (2 sec)

Will Joe Tari be fired from the Yankees?

Donald Trump

00:32:27 - 00:32:28 (1 sec)

Well I hope not. But you know, he'd might be better --

Howard Stern

00:32:28 - 00:32:34 (6 sec)

Yes or no? Will he be fired?

Donald Trump

00:32:34 - 00:32:37 (3 sec)

Uhm, I think probably. But it's too bad. He's a great guy. He's a great -- he's a friend of mine.

Howard Stern

00:32:37 - 00:32:37 (0 sec)

Donald Trump has done it again and he'd got yet another television show.

Robin Quivers

00:32:37 - 00:32:39 (2 sec)

Ah, who will be the next president?

Howard Stern

00:32:39 - 00:32:42 (3 sec)

Donald Trump

00:32:42 - 00:32:43 (1 sec)

Well it's going to be between Rudy and Hillary, in my opinion.

Howard Stern

00:32:43 - 00:32:45 (2 sec)

Who's going to be the next president?

Donald Trump

00:32:45 - 00:32:47 (2 sec)

I, I don't know. it's going to be a very tough race.

Howard Stern

00:32:47 - 00:32:51 (4 sec)

Who will you vote for? Rudy or Hillary?

Donald Trump

00:32:51 - 00:32:52 (1 sec)

Alright Howard, I, I don't want to comment yet because they're both very good friends of mine. I don't have to comment.

Howard Stern

00:32:52 - 00:32:55 (3 sec)

It's a tough decision, isn't it?

Donald Trump

00:32:55 - 00:32:56 (1 sec)

Well they're both very, very good friends of mine.

Howard Stern

00:32:56 - 00:33:02 (6 sec)

I'm going for Rudy if it's the, it's between the two.

Donald Trump

00:33:02 - 00:33:05 (3 sec)

Well Rudy is a great guy and he's a fantastic loyal guy who has done an amazing job. I mean they're both great people, Howard --

Robin Quivers

00:33:05 - 00:33:16 (11 sec)

Well let me ask you, Donald. Who's better for business?

Donald Trump

00:33:16 - 00:33:18 (2 sec)

[Inaudible] Well, you know it's very interesting with Democrats. Democrats get it and business does very well although in theory, they're not good for business. Who's going to keep taxes lower? Probably Rudy.

howard Stern

00:33:18 - 00:33:20 (2 sec)

But Hillary says she's going to tax the rich. That would be you.

Donald Trump

00:33:20 - 00:33:30 (10 sec)

Yeah, I mean you know. OK. I'm here.

Howard Stern

00:33:30 - 00:33:31 (1 sec)

Watch Donald Trump's show 'Pageant Place' premiering tonight at 10:30 on MTV. Ah, this is where girls who live together in Donald Trump's apartment --

Robin Quivers

00:33:31 - 00:33:36 (5 sec)

Beautiful girls.

Howard Stern

00:33:36 - 00:33:37 (1 sec)

-- one of his apartments -- beautiful hot chicks and they are beautiful, I've seen them. He wouldn't put any slouches on them --

Robin Quivers

00:33:37 - 00:33:38 (1 sec)

No slouches.

Donald Trump

00:33:38 - 00:33:42 (4 sec)

They are seriously beautiful.

Howard Stern

00:33:42 - 00:33:43 (1 sec)

If anything, if any of them are shown, to show any signs of ugliness or aging, they're off the show.

Donald Trump

00:33:43 - 00:33:43 (0 sec)

They get terminated immediately.

Robin Quivers

00:33:43 - 00:33:46 (3 sec)

Who's that? How old is the oldest woman you've ever been with?

Howard Stern

00:33:46 - 00:33:48 (2 sec)

Donald Trump

00:33:48 - 00:33:52 (4 sec)

Uhm --

Howard Stern

00:33:52 - 00:33:54 (2 sec)

I'm saying this for a point to show you people who will kind of stand a chance.

Donald Trump

00:33:54 - 00:33:55 (1 sec)

I'm with a woman who's 35.

Howard Stern

00:33:55 - 00:33:55 (0 sec)

35?

Donald Trump

00:33:55 - 00:33:56 (1 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:33:56 - 00:33:56 (0 sec)

Would you think you'd be with her when she's 40?

Donald Trump

00:33:56 - 00:33:58 (2 sec)

Melania.

Howard Stern

00:33:58 - 00:34:01 (3 sec)

Donald Trump

00:34:01 - 00:34:03 (2 sec)

Oh yes I think so. I have no doubt, Howard.

Robin Quivers

00:34:03 - 00:34:04 (1 sec)

Ivana was-How old was she when you got divorced?

Donald Trump

00:34:04 - 00:34:04 (0 sec)

Well --

Robin Quivers

00:34:04 - 00:34:05 (1 sec)

That's an interesting question --

Donald Trump

00:34:05 - 00:34:08 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:34:08 - 00:34:09 (1 sec)

That really is I would say probably, about 35.

Robin Quivers

00:34:09 - 00:34:09 (0 sec)

Really?

Donald Trump

00:34:09 - 00:34:09 (0 sec)

Do have the best pre-nup in the business?

Robin Quivers

00:34:09 - 00:34:13 (4 sec)

Ohhhh.

Howard Stern

00:34:13 - 00:34:13 (0 sec)

Donald Trump

00:34:13 - 00:34:18 (5 sec)

I have a great one, yeah. Great, it's--

Howard Stern

00:34:18 - 00:34:19 (1 sec)

What does it mean? If Melania and you should split up, God forbid eh--

Donald Trump

00:34:19 - 00:34:20 (1 sec)

It'll tax dollars.

Howard Stern

00:34:20 - 00:34:21 (1 sec)

She gets nothing.

Donald Trump

00:34:21 - 00:34:22 (1 sec)

Nay.

Donald Trump

00:34:22 - 00:34:23 (1 sec)

But, but I would never have to use it.

Howard Stern

00:34:23 - 00:34:28 (5 sec)

Do you give her every 10 million?

Donald Trump

00:34:28 - 00:34:30 (2 sec)

Ah, I can't talk about what I give her. But you know it's fun. But but --

Howard Stern

00:34:30 - 00:34:40 (10 sec)

Would it be in the r-- range of 10 million?

Donald Trump

00:34:40 - 00:34:41 (1 sec)

I have no doubt. In fact I talk you know I'm doing a book called 'Think Big.' It's, it's a whole big thing it's called 'Think Big and Kick Ass,' and it comes out on October 15th.

Robin Quivers

00:34:41 - 00:34:44 (3 sec)

They let you use that title?

Howard Stern

00:34:44 - 00:34:45 (1 sec)

But wait a second. Would you --

Donald Trump

00:34:45 - 00:34:49 (4 sec)

Yeah and I talk about the prenup.

Howard Stern

00:34:49 - 00:34:52 (3 sec)

Alright, in the prenup. You're a man worth let's say a million dollars depending on what day it is.

Donald Trump

00:34:52 - 00:34:58 (6 sec)

Right. It changes rapidly.

Howard Stern

00:34:58 - 00:34:59 (1 sec)

I mean what how-- what is a fair amount of money? You've been married you had a kid with her, is 10 million the right amount? -- Is it five million?

Donald Trump

00:34:59 - 00:35:00 (1 sec)

It would be fine. Yeah.

Howard Stern

00:35:00 - 00:35:02 (2 sec)

10 is fine?

Donald Trump

00:35:02 - 00:35:03 (1 sec)

Five is better though and one is even better.

Robin Quivers

00:35:03 - 00:35:05 (2 sec)

Oh my God, Donald --

Donald Trump

00:35:05 - 00:35:06 (1 sec)

I remember I was reading -- [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:35:06 - 00:35:08 (2 sec)

-- Fortune magazine --

Robin Quivers

00:35:08 - 00:35:08 (0 sec)

One is big, you would leave your ex-wife with one million dollars? Ah!

howard Stern

00:35:08 - 00:35:08 (0 sec)

Of course he would.

Robin Quivers

00:35:08 - 00:35:09 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:35:09 - 00:35:09 (0 sec)

I wouldn't even think about that -- But listen to this --

Howard Stern

00:35:09 - 00:35:12 (3 sec)

The real man.

Donald Trump

00:35:12 - 00:35:13 (1 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:35:13 - 00:35:22 (9 sec)

Oh my goodness --

Donald Trump

00:35:22 - 00:35:22 (0 sec)

I was reading, I think it was Fortune but, but a couple of years ago, they they did stories on really rich people and how they getting killed in divorces, you know guy works his ass off and a woman cooks the dinner and --

Howard Stern

00:35:22 - 00:35:24 (2 sec)

-- she gets you know a billion dollars right?

Donald Trump

00:35:24 - 00:35:24 (0 sec)

Howard Stern

00:35:24 - 00:35:34 (10 sec)

So anyway, so they're doing the story, now I'll never forget that the list of really rich people and I was the richest guy on the list they had me at X dollars and they, they had like McCaw, did you ever hear of McCaw, this phone guy and they said

Donald Trump

00:35:34 - 00:35:35 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:35:35 - 00:35:45 (10 sec)

They said he's worth 1.9 billion. Wendy is his wife. I never heard of it but I remember the name because I have a good memory, I remember names [Inaudible] and she got like 900 million.

Donald Trump

00:35:45 - 00:35:46 (1 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:35:46 - 00:35:46 (0 sec)

And they went down this list and you know all these guys -- He's worth a billion, she gets 500. And another, guess what too -- They had me at 2.9 billion and they had Marla Maples one million dollars.

Howard Stern

00:35:46 - 00:35:56 (10 sec)

Wow.

Donald Trump

00:35:56 - 00:35:56 (0 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:35:56 - 00:35:57 (1 sec)

Wow.

Howard Stern

00:35:57 - 00:36:05 (8 sec)

Now, it was just a chart. It was a story in divorce and they didn't mention it in the story. Nothing, it was just a chart. I got more phone calls of genius on that call.

donald Trump

00:36:05 - 00:36:05 (0 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:36:05 - 00:36:07 (2 sec)

[Laughs]

Howard Stern

00:36:07 - 00:36:11 (4 sec)

Yeah well I mean seriously --

Donald Trump

00:36:11 - 00:36:13 (2 sec)

I'd have more calls, seriously Howard I got more friends of my [Inaudible]. You are a genius, what.

Howard Stern

00:36:13 - 00:36:15 (2 sec)

So Melania gets a million dollars if she, ah --

Donald Trump

00:36:15 - 00:36:17 (2 sec)

No, no, no. She gets whatever she gets. But I'm just --

Howard Stern

00:36:17 - 00:36:18 (1 sec)

Tell me what she gets, I wanna know.

Donald Trump

00:36:18 - 00:36:19 (1 sec)

Well, I --

Howard Stern

00:36:19 - 00:36:20 (1 sec)

Tell me what she gets.I wanna know.

Donald Trump

00:36:20 - 00:36:21 (1 sec)

I won't tell you, but --

Howard Stern

00:36:21 - 00:36:26 (5 sec)

Why.

Donald Trump

00:36:26 - 00:36:27 (1 sec)

I will tell you this, Howard, she'd be very, but she'd be very unhappy because she's losing me. She loves me.

Howard Stern

00:36:27 - 00:36:29 (2 sec)

Losing you would be the biggest loss for her.

Donald Trump

00:36:29 - 00:36:31 (2 sec)

Losing me would be a major [Inaudible]

Robin Quivers

00:36:31 - 00:36:31 (0 sec)

Yeah. That's devastating we understand that.

Howard Stern

00:36:31 - 00:36:35 (4 sec)

She loves me. People love me, they love me like they love Howard. For the same reason because we're whackers.

Donald Trump

00:36:35 - 00:36:37 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:36:37 - 00:36:38 (1 sec)

Didn't you hold a fundraiser for Giuliani.

Donald Trump

00:36:38 - 00:36:41 (3 sec)

Do you hold a fundraiser for Clinton as well?

Howard Stern

00:36:41 - 00:36:41 (0 sec)

Donald Trump

00:36:41 - 00:36:42 (1 sec)

I did.

Howard Stern

00:36:42 - 00:36:45 (3 sec)

You did.

Donald Trump

00:36:45 - 00:36:48 (3 sec)

I'd like her to win in the Democratic side, Rudy to win in the Republic side.

Howard Stern

00:36:48 - 00:36:48 (0 sec)

I agree with you. We're 100% in a -- in a --

Robin Quivers

00:36:48 - 00:36:48 (0 sec)

Sync?

Howard Stern

00:36:48 - 00:36:52 (4 sec)

In sync.

Donald Trump

00:36:52 - 00:36:55 (3 sec)

And I have to, you know, make a decision, because you have to go -- But -- but they're both great people, Howard.

Howard Stern

00:36:55 - 00:36:58 (3 sec)

They are. They're both very good. I happen think so.

Donald Trump

00:36:58 - 00:36:59 (1 sec)

I think -- I think they're both going to win. And then it's going to be interesting to see what happens.

Howard Stern

00:36:59 - 00:37:03 (4 sec)

Listen. We can do this all day.

Donald Trump

00:37:03 - 00:37:05 (2 sec)

I do say this, Howard, if Rudy stays on his issue of the war

Robin Quivers

00:37:05 - 00:37:06 (1 sec)

He's in trouble?

Donald Trump

00:37:06 - 00:37:07 (1 sec)

He can't win

Robin Quivers

00:37:07 - 00:37:09 (2 sec)

He can't win the election. I agree with him.

Howard Stern

00:37:09 - 00:37:13 (4 sec)

Donald Trump

00:37:13 - 00:37:14 (1 sec)

Anybody who supports the war even vaguely or remotely is going to lose the election.

Howard Stern

00:37:14 - 00:37:17 (3 sec)

I believe that too.

Robin Quivers

00:37:17 - 00:37:18 (1 sec)

How about the talk about Iran now and that being the next war front.

Donald Trump

00:37:18 - 00:37:19 (1 sec)

That's different.

Howard Stern

00:37:19 - 00:37:29 (10 sec)

That's a whole 'nother issue.

Donald Trump

00:37:29 - 00:37:30 (1 sec)

That's a different issue. But I'm just saying, Iraq we should never been in there in the first place this guy for terrorists you know now that they're now -- it's a breeding camp for them. Bush is the worst president in the history of the United States.

Howard Stern

00:37:30 - 00:37:32 (2 sec)

Donald Trump

00:37:32 - 00:37:32 (0 sec)

It's a total disaster.

Howard Stern

00:37:32 - 00:37:33 (1 sec)

He doesn't know what he's doing.

Donald Trump

00:37:33 - 00:37:33 (0 sec)

Howard Stern

00:37:33 - 00:37:41 (8 sec)

Yup.

Donald Trump

00:37:41 - 00:37:42 (1 sec)

I really don't think he has much of an IQ. I can't imagine he has any IQ at all. He's the worst president in the history of the United States, he's a disaster.

Howard Stern

00:37:42 - 00:37:48 (6 sec)

And anybody that stays in Iraq or even -- Look what happened to McCain. He wants to show how tough he is. He goes in, you know, with a war

Donald Trump

00:37:48 - 00:37:49 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:37:49 - 00:37:52 (3 sec)

He sunk.

Donald Trump

00:37:52 - 00:37:52 (0 sec)

and immediately, and that's where the Republicans.

Howard Stern

00:37:52 - 00:37:52 (0 sec)

Yup.

Robin Quivers

00:37:52 - 00:37:54 (2 sec)