Of course I may not have had the star power that I once had -- but in my defense, neither do all of you. [Laughter] People say to me, "Mr. President, you helped revive the banking industry, you saved GM and Chrysler. What about the news business?" I have to explain, hey, I'm just the President. [Laughter] I'm not a miracle worker, here. [Laughter] Though I am glad that the only person whose ratings fell more than mine last year is here tonight -- great to see you, Jay. [Laughter, applause] I'm also glad that I'm speaking first, because we've all seen what happens when somebody takes the time slot after Leno's. [Laughter]