I heard he passed universal health care when he was governor of Massachusetts. [Laughter] Someone should get to the bottom of that. And I know just the guy to do it -- Donald Trump is here tonight! [Laughter] [Applause] Now, I know that he's taken some flak lately, but no one is happier, no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than the Donald. [Laughter] And that's because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter -- like, did we fake the moon landing? [Laughter] What really happened in Roswell? [Laughter] And where are Biggie and Tupac? [Laughter] [Applause] But all kidding aside, obviously, we all know about your credentials and breadth of experience. [Laughter] For example -- no, seriously, just recently, in an episode of Celebrity Apprentice... [Laughter] ... at the steakhouse, the men's cooking team cooking did not impress the judges from Omaha Steaks.