Four years later, she won't stop drunk-texting me from Cartagena. [Laughter] Four years ago, I was a Washington outsider. Four years later, I'm at this dinner. Four years ago, I looked like this. Today, I look like this. [Laughter] And four years from now, I will look like this. [Laughter, applause] That's not even funny. [Laughter] Anyway, it's great to be here this evening in the vast, magnificent Hilton ballroom -- or what Mitt Romney would call a little fixer-upper. [Laughter, applause] I mean, look at this party.