Interview: Donald Trump on The Howard Stern Show - April 11, 2005

Now let me ask you something, does he always wear a pink tie?

Robin Quivers

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Howard Stern

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You always wear a pink tie number one.

Donald Trump

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No, no.

Howard Stern

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You do not?

Donald Trump

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No, very seldom.

Howard Stern

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You look good

Robin Quivers

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Really if it's an important occasion like this [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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What did you do? You lost some weight, be honest.

Donald Trump

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I would say maybe five founds, nothing spectacular.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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This was the gain weight after the wedding.

Robin Quivers

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Donald Trump

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So much television does that you --

Howard Stern

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Yeah, yeah. You look good or there's something, you look good.

Donald Trump

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You look good too even if you have a cold I guess.

Howard Stern

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Don't worry I won't go near you.

Donald Trump

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No, no I don't care.

Howard Stern

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No, no.

Donald Trump

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I heard you this morning saying you had a cold.

Howard Stern

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I have a cold, I tried, thought you were late. I thought you were not gonna show up when you heard I had a cold.

Donald Trump

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No, well.

Howard Stern

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You were just as nuts as I am.

Donald Trump

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I can't dress. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

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Yeah yeah, I know.

Robin Quivers

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He's wearing a mask. You just can't see it.

Howard Stern

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See, if you're strong you won't get it.

Donald Trump

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I'm around people with colds all the time. If you have a strong immune system, it won't ... I ... I got caught. I got caught at a low point. I didn't get enough sleep. And that's what happened. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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Okay, but what about the whole shaking hands thing? I mean I have a guy come up to me the other day sneezing all over the place he greets me, he's saying, 'Donald Hello.' You know it's terrible it's just terrible.

Howard Stern

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That's how I got this. My father was sick and he touched me.

Donald Trump

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And the first time he ever tried to touch you.

Robin Quivers

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Howard Stern

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My kids made him touch me. [Inaudible] They said why don't you put your arm around your son? That's when I got it. That's what happened.

Robin Quivers

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Well, it's usually hand to hand. I mean if you just touch your clothing I don't think you should be sick.

Howard Stern

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You know, it's good to see you.

Donald Trump

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It's nice to see you, [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

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You know I like seeing you 'cause you're honest.

Donald Trump

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You come in here. You talk about everything I see all over the place trash and Dan Rather...

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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Brutally honest

Howard Stern

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And I like that. You know I admire that.

Donald Trump

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Well, Dan was not too great.

Robin Quivers

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[Inaudible]

Howard Stern

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You hated him.

Donald Trump

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Well, you know...

Howard Stern

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He did something [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

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No, no... He did something to you. He had me on '60 Minutes' and he did nothing but be nice to me and he was great. And then all of a sudden, at the end, I go on and he starts to do numbers like, 'you're a vicious, horrible human being, why...' [Inaudible] It was just a question. Is this the same guy that was just so nice to me? He's terrible and you know I never understood, he got such bad ratings.

Howard Stern

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How did the guy who was number three for years stay on the air?So he's got something. I think he has something on the officials over at CBS.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Did you ever walk up to him face to face after he did this number on you and say, 'You are a scumbag.'?

Donald Trump

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Many times.

Howard Stern

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You did?

Donald Trump

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Yeah many times. I didn't see him at George Steinbrenner box.

Howard Stern

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I'd give him the finger about two feet away.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Yeah. Do things that [Inaudible[actually people that were with me couldn't even believe what was happening.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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You would be sitting there in the box...

Donald Trump

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... The guest of Mr. Steinbrenner.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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And Dan Rather would be aghast. And he would flip him the bird that is stand there and hold it up to him.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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Absolutely correct.

Howard Stern

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Wow. And what would he do?

Donald Trump

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He would do nothing.

Howard Stern

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Nothing?

Donald Trump

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And he'd call and say, 'Donald, let's get together. Let's have lunch and we really ought to get together.'

Howard Stern

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Yeah and I'd say, 'No, thank you.' And, he would do everything possible to be nice but it didn't matter because when the game was on, he wasn't nice.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Right. When you need him...

Donald Trump

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He unfair.

Howard Stern

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When -- Right.

Donald Trump

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Hey, I don't care about -- you know -- guys. But he was unfair.

Howard Stern

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He was unfair to you because he was acting one way off-camera and then acted another way on-camera.

Donald Trump

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Exactly.

Howard Stern

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Well that's how I feel about Katie Couric.

Donald Trump

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Yes, it's the same thing that happened to you. When she gives you a hard time?

Howard Stern

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Well, I ... I very rarely do these interviews because who needs them? I got my own radio show. I don't need to be interviewed.

Donald Trump

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I interview myself all day. I'm sick of hearing myself. To be honest with you. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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So I, I walked in. It was... My movie was coming out and I agreed to do everything. And I bet today's show wanted an exclusive. I gave it to them, I walked in Katie Couric says, 'I got to tell you something... I love you.' I said, 'Thank you.' She goes, 'I saw your movie. It was fantastic. I loved this movie.' I said, 'Thank you.' And the camera goes on and she starts in with me, 'You're disgusting, obscenity, and decency, FCC' I said, 'Let's talk about the movie. Didn't you just tell me off-camera that you loved the movie? 'I never said that. I never said that,' she said. I said, 'Get out of here.' [Inaudible] 'Get out.'

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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Leave your studio.

Howard Stern

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Leave your own studio. I couldn't believe it.

Donald Trump

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Wow.

Howard Stern

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And look at at your wedding. She snuck in a camera. You said, 'No cameras.' And she snuck -- Did you have her thrown out?

Donald Trump

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Well, she did... No, I didn't have her thrown out. I heard about it a little bit later. But, she was fun. You know, it does happen. Actually, I remember that with you. It was pretty violent, right?

Howard Stern

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Violent. Terrible.

Donald Trump

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It was pretty vicious. Well the same thing happened to me and Dan Rather, I mean it was the exact same thing, 'Donald, there's nobody like you. You're my favorite entrepreneur, you're the greatest guy in the country...' Then the camera goes on, and all of a sudden it's like, trash time, so --

Howard Stern

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I like that you gave him the finger. I like that you walked up to him face to face, and told him off and that was it.

Donald Trump

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Now how is the marriage going? I'm wondering if it's still hot or are you really...

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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Hot.

Howard Stern

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She looks good. I got to tell you, I keep checking the newspaper, every picture, to make sure she doesn't hit the wall.

Donald Trump

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Very hot.

Howard Stern

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Robin Quivers

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You're going to be there that day, huh? You're gonna check. You're gonna make sure.

Donald Trump

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I will. You know she has great beauty but she's a great beauty inside which is almost as important. [Inaudible] Not really, not probably. [Inaudible]

Robin Quivers

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Yeah, but in a way she might go completely

Donald Trump

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Probably not.

Artie Lange

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Almost as important...

Howard Stern

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Be honest with me, I want you to... 'Cause you've always been honest.

Donald Trump

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I want you to be hypothetical

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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Melania is in a horrible car accident, and I don't wish this on her. You know that.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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I've, I've spent time with her. She' a lovely woman.

Howard Stern

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Robin Quivers

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Luckily she survives.

Howard Stern

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She survives.

Donald Trump

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And, she likes you too.

Howard Stern

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Yes. She survives.

Donald Trump

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Okay. Fairly.

Howard Stern

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Her body -- Nope. Her body is fine except for the fact that her left arm is paralyzed now.

Donald Trump

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It hangs there like a slab of meat.

Howard Stern

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It's useless.

Donald Trump

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Okay.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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On her face now, because of the hundred stitches she received to her face. Most of her face was intact except on the left side. Her eye. There was a big red blotch, and it oozes... [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

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Robin Quivers

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Oh, dear.

Donald Trump

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Right, true.

Howard Stern

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Quite constantly. The doctors can't do anything for it. So aside from the gimpy arm --

Donald Trump

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The left eye oozes, and the fact that her foot was mangled... [Inaudible] She's perfect.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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How did the breast look? [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

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The breasts are OK.

Donald Trump

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OK. Well that's important.

Howard Stern

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And would you be able to stay in a relationship with her?

Donald Trump

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Totally. No question in my mind.

Howard Stern

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I, I don't believe it.

Donald Trump

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No, how good is that answer? I mean, it's... [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

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That is if...

Donald Trump

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No, no. I would have...

Howard Stern

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You are as shallow as I am.

Donald Trump

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No, no I have... I am shallow generally speaking. No, I have a great relationship. If something negative happened to Melania, I would be there for her 100%.

Howard Stern

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You would?

Donald Trump

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I will stay with her. Yes. 100%.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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And, you are known for being around beautiful women, you are known, that's part of your image in a sense.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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Well, I don't know if I believe that's true.

Robin Quivers

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Do you believe him?

Howard Stern

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No.

Donald Trump

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It's, it's. No it's true. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

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I don't believe you for a minute. I know he's already calculating what it's going to cost him...

Robin Quivers

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How to get out of there!

Howard Stern

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In terms of public relations and everything else.

Robin Quivers

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You're gonna take care of her all right.

Howard Stern

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You're going to take a hard hit on that one.

Donald Trump

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No I would, I would stay with her 100%

Howard Stern

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You would.

Donald Trump

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I have no doubt in my mind.

Howard Stern

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But you have great timing, you'll know when to leave. I know you.

Robin Quivers

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Just before the accident, he'll know when the accident has been happening.

Howard Stern

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You will know when the accident's been happening. [Inaudible]

Artie Lange

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Well, this people will be installing the walls! [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

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Believe me, the minute she gets a gray hair, he's going to get, 'You're fired!' [Inaudible] Trust me. Listen, there's nothing wrong with that. You have an image, you're used to beautiful women. And it is Melania's job in the sense to stay beautiful.

Artie Lange

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Sure.

Donald Trump

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Well, she is beautiful, but... And she will always remain beautiful. Of course, car accidents do, do wonders. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

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There's no question about that.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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The love making is still incredible?

Donald Trump

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Extraordinary.

Howard Stern

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Absolutely extraordinary.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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And nothing has slowed down since the wedding?

Donald Trump

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No. The same.

Howard Stern

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And your wedding night? Did you have sex on wedding night?

Donald Trump

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Then you were invited to the wedding, you know that.

Howard Stern

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I didn't make it. I'm sorry.

Donald Trump

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You're the only one who didn't make it. I'm sorry.

Howard Stern

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I owe you a present though.

Donald Trump

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You were only the major celeb that didn't make it.

Howard Stern

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And the reason I didn't make it and I forget why. Why didn't I make it?

Donald Trump

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I forget what was happening there something... You can't...

Howard Stern

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I, my daughter...

Donald Trump

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Yeah, something was going on with you then.

Howard Stern

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Yeah, I was then with my daughter, but but...

Donald Trump

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But I was a little happy that you didn't make it because the last wedding, you killed me. [Inaudible] He stands on television, every television cameras on how I had 500 celebrities there. They chose Howard and he had a line that will never be forgotten, that there wasn't a white eye in the house. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

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Well not only that, I made the prediction that the marriage would not last.

Donald Trump

00:07:53 - 00:07:58 (4 sec)

Well, you were wrong and. And, you said it wouldn't last three months and it actually lasted a little bit longer than that.

Howard Stern

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That's true. [Inaudible] That's true. I think it lasted six months.

Donald Trump

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Three years.

Howard Stern

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But you know this one is going to last?

Donald Trump

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Oh yeah, this is a real deal.

Robin Quivers

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This is the last one?

Donald Trump

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No no. This. Yes. This is the real deal. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

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I can't wait to take this when it's over.

Donald Trump

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No, no this is.

Howard Stern

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The problem with you --

Donald Trump

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This is great.

Howard Stern

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The problem with you is you don't know yourself.

Donald Trump

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Oh, you might be right about that.

Howard Stern

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I'm telling you. I know you.

Donald Trump

00:08:17 - 00:08:18 (1 sec)

You might be right.

Howard Stern

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Someone is going to come along.

Robin Quivers

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Why did you get married? I still can't understand it.

Donald Trump

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Well you know that's a long story but I met somebody who was great Robin, and I mean you go -- the hunt --

Howard Stern

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Did she pressure you?

Donald Trump

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The hunt is a great thing. We all love the hunt.

Howard Stern

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But why did you get married?

Donald Trump

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She didn't pressure me at all because I felt it was the right thing to do, Number one and I think...

Howard Stern

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Why?

Donald Trump

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...she's special. If I didn't think she was special, I wouldn't have gotten married...

Robin Quivers

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But you don't need to be married.

Donald Trump

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Because this were just another really wonderful woman, I wouldn't have done it. This is beyond that. So I want a great relationship...

Howard Stern

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And you can have more kids?

Donald Trump

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I think so, yeah.

Howard Stern

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Believe it. Yeah, sure. I would.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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What do you need that headache for?

Donald Trump

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'Cause I like kids. I mean, I won't do anything to take care of them. She'll think I'll supply the funds and she will take care of the kids, right? [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

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But -- And then what's happened is, you know.

Donald Trump

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It's not like I'm going to be walking the kids down Central Park.

Robin Quivers

00:09:03 - 00:09:06 (3 sec)

What, are you feeling like you have an empty nest or something?

Donald Trump

00:09:06 - 00:09:11 (5 sec)

Well Marla used to say I can't believe you're not walking Tiffany down the street you know in the carriage, right?

Robin Quivers

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Howard Stern

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I'm gonna be walking down Fifth Avenue with the baby in a carriage. It just didn't work. Melania is very very self -- I mean, she'd be an amazing mother.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

00:09:20 - 00:09:23 (3 sec)

Right. And she's self-contained, she doesn't need you involved.

Donald Trump

00:09:23 - 00:09:28 (5 sec)

She would take care -- great care of the child without my having to do very much.

Howard Stern

00:09:28 - 00:09:34 (5 sec)

But aren't you like me in a sense you're the child that needs the caring? You need Melania focused on you.

Donald Trump

00:09:34 - 00:09:39 (5 sec)

Well, that's true. And she may forget about me if that happens. And that would be a sad situation, she may...

Howard Stern

00:09:39 - 00:09:44 (5 sec)

Because I think that's what happened with Marla. She's busy with this kid and she's not...

Donald Trump

00:09:44 - 00:09:44 (0 sec)

Focused on your needs and you admit you need that.

Howard Stern

00:09:44 - 00:09:47 (3 sec)

Donald Trump

00:09:47 - 00:09:51 (4 sec)

But you know when I married Marla, I owed 9.2 billion to the banks right?

Howard Stern

00:09:51 - 00:09:51 (0 sec)

Right. You were in there

Donald Trump

00:09:51 - 00:10:05 (14 sec)

And I wasn't totally focused and -- I had, I think... And she was wonderful. Marla was wonderful. But you know not necessarily for me but she was wonderful. But I owed so much to the banks that I wasn't necessarily thinking. And, I married Marla and again she gave me a beautiful daughter and --

Howard Stern

00:10:05 - 00:10:06 (1 sec)

I had a great daughter so I'm very happy about it. And Marla is a wonderful woman but you know I was thinking about a lot of other things.

Donald Trump

00:10:06 - 00:10:12 (6 sec)

Howard Stern

00:10:12 - 00:10:23 (11 sec)

How are you going to have a daughter or son with Melania and not be there at all? You got it. She's gonna put pressure on you to be a father and take the kids for a goddamn walk once in a while.

Donald Trump

00:10:23 - 00:10:24 (1 sec)

Then go to school and --

Howard Stern

00:10:24 - 00:10:24 (0 sec)

Let me ask you something...

Donald Trump

00:10:24 - 00:10:25 (1 sec)

Gets to school play.

Howard Stern

00:10:25 - 00:10:26 (1 sec)

It's not your scene.

Donald Trump

00:10:26 - 00:10:26 (0 sec)

It, you know...

Robin Quivers

00:10:26 - 00:10:27 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:10:27 - 00:10:28 (1 sec)

And Melania...

Donald Trump

00:10:28 - 00:10:35 (7 sec)

It's not really my scene. I have to tell you it's not my thing. But, she'll be... She'll be very good about it. I think I'll have to go to a minimum of school plays...

Howard Stern

00:10:35 - 00:10:35 (0 sec)

.. If any. But let me ask you something...

Donald Trump

00:10:35 - 00:10:37 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:10:37 - 00:10:38 (1 sec)

Does the kid have to live with you?

Donald Trump

00:10:38 - 00:10:38 (0 sec)

...are you going to have it set up a separate household?

Robin Quivers

00:10:38 - 00:10:39 (1 sec)

Oh, do you --

Donald Trump

00:10:39 - 00:10:39 (0 sec)

Probably.

Howard Stern

00:10:39 - 00:10:39 (0 sec)

Probably.

Robin Quivers

00:10:39 - 00:10:42 (3 sec)

Donald Trump

00:10:42 - 00:10:43 (1 sec)

I would think, yeah...

Howard Stern

00:10:43 - 00:10:44 (1 sec)

Set up a separate apartment.

Donald Trump

00:10:44 - 00:10:46 (2 sec)

I would think, somehow I would think the child has to at least live there, yes.

Howard Stern

00:10:46 - 00:10:51 (5 sec)

And how are you going to feel, you... You want to take off for the weekend to Palm Beach.

Donald Trump

00:10:51 - 00:10:51 (1 sec)

There it goes.

Howard Stern

00:10:51 - 00:10:57 (6 sec)

Now all of a sudden Melania goes, 'We've got to bring nanny. We've got to bring, ah, extra suitcase we've...'

Donald Trump

00:10:57 - 00:10:59 (2 sec)

She's so self-sufficient.

Howard Stern

00:10:59 - 00:11:01 (1 sec)

How was that impression by the way?

Donald Trump

00:11:01 - 00:11:01 (0 sec)

That, I won't hear... That was good.

Howard Stern

00:11:01 - 00:11:02 (1 sec)

That was my impression.

Donald Trump

00:11:02 - 00:11:03 (1 sec)

I was listening.

Artie Lange

00:11:03 - 00:11:04 (1 sec)

That was a perfect Melania.

Donald Trump

00:11:04 - 00:11:05 (1 sec)

I was listening, I didn't want to comment...

Howard Stern

00:11:05 - 00:11:06 (1 sec)

'Oh my God, the suitcase...' [Inaudible]

Robin Quivers

00:11:06 - 00:11:12 (6 sec)

But I wanted to ask what he did with these younger children because he wasn't 'the Donald' when they were born?

Howard Stern

00:11:12 - 00:11:14 (1 sec)

He was busy making a career.

Robin Quivers

00:11:14 - 00:11:16 (2 sec)

But, but were you there more often?

Donald Trump

00:11:16 - 00:11:27 (11 sec)

Actually I've always been a very good father. If you ask my children who's been the best, I think a lot of them would choose me. But I've always been a really good father and I've liked being a father but I don't do too much work.

Howard Stern

00:11:27 - 00:11:33 (6 sec)

All right. What about when Melania gets stretched out? Big belly, fat ass from carrying a baby...

Donald Trump

00:11:33 - 00:11:33 (1 sec)

Sagging all over the place.

Howard Stern

00:11:33 - 00:11:35 (1 sec)

Sagging all over the place.

Donald Trump

00:11:35 - 00:11:37 (2 sec)

You'll so love her totally.

Howard Stern

00:11:37 - 00:11:38 (1 sec)

No, you won't.

Donald Trump

00:11:38 - 00:11:38 (1 sec)

It's a -- you're not that way.

Howard Stern

00:11:38 - 00:11:40 (2 sec)

Donald Trump

00:11:40 - 00:11:42 (2 sec)

No, no I totally love it. There's no doubt in my mind.

Howard Stern

00:11:42 - 00:11:43 (1 sec)

Right. Now...

Robin Quivers

00:11:43 - 00:11:44 (1 sec)

It's not just her physical being.

Donald Trump

00:11:44 - 00:11:47 (3 sec)

And besides that she's listening right now.

Robin Quivers

00:11:47 - 00:11:47 (0 sec)

[Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:11:47 - 00:11:50 (3 sec)

Martha Stewart is getting an apprentice-type show, right?

Donald Trump

00:11:50 - 00:11:51 (1 sec)

That is correct.

Howard Stern

00:11:51 - 00:11:53 (2 sec)

Now you're up for it. So that leads me to believe that you are being paid...

Donald Trump

00:11:53 - 00:11:55 (2 sec)

Well I own, I own it with Mark Burnett. Right.

Howard Stern

00:11:55 - 00:11:56 (1 sec)

Oh you do?

Robin Quivers

00:11:56 - 00:11:57 (1 sec)

But are you two fighting?

Donald Trump

00:11:57 - 00:12:00 (3 sec)

Yes, I own the Apprentice. Who, Martha Stewart?

Robin Quivers

00:12:00 - 00:12:00 (0 sec)

No, I love the idea that she's doing a show. I own it with Mark Burnett. So Martha Stewart is doing the show and Mark Burnett and myself in it.

Donald Trump

00:12:00 - 00:12:07 (7 sec)

Howard Stern

00:12:07 - 00:12:09 (2 sec)

Will she be successful?

Donald Trump

00:12:09 - 00:12:10 (2 sec)

I think so yeah, I hope so...

Howard Stern

00:12:10 - 00:12:11 (0 sec)

You're banking on it?

Donald Trump

00:12:11 - 00:12:21 (10 sec)

And I certainly hope so. I mean I don't know if she can have the kind of success we've had with 'The Apprentice' but she's going to do her version of 'The Apprentice.' And I don't think she'll use the term 'You're fired,' and things like...

Howard Stern

00:12:21 - 00:12:21 (1 sec)

You know I've done. But I think it will be successful. Robin, what do you think? You're going to watch it right?

Donald Trump

00:12:21 - 00:12:26 (4 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:12:26 - 00:12:28 (2 sec)

Ah, no. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:12:28 - 00:12:29 (1 sec)

Why not?

Robin Quivers

00:12:29 - 00:12:33 (5 sec)

I, I mean I'm sure I might watch it. I can't say for sure that I'd watch it.

Howard Stern

00:12:33 - 00:12:35 (2 sec)

She's spanks me about watching it.

Donald Trump

00:12:35 - 00:12:36 (1 sec)

Thank you.

Howard Stern

00:12:36 - 00:12:40 (4 sec)

She started it, she really helped you out on that one.

Robin Quivers

00:12:40 - 00:12:42 (2 sec)

You need, you need more success. Why do I...

Howard Stern

00:12:42 - 00:12:43 (2 sec)

She doesn't really want you to be successful.

Donald Trump

00:12:43 - 00:12:46 (3 sec)

Well I hope it's gonna be successful. Well, who knows, who knows about television?

Howard Stern

00:12:46 - 00:12:49 (3 sec)

Do you realize there are people out there who root that you don't have a success?

Donald Trump

00:12:49 - 00:12:50 (1 sec)

Oh absolutely. With Martha Stewart.

Howard Stern

00:12:50 - 00:12:52 (2 sec)

Because they're, they're jealous of your success.

Donald Trump

00:12:52 - 00:12:54 (2 sec)

Well I mean that absolutely is true.

Robin Quivers

00:12:54 - 00:12:56 (2 sec)

You should leave something for the rest of us.

Howard Stern

00:12:56 - 00:12:58 (2 sec)

Robin and I are among them.

Donald Trump

00:12:58 - 00:13:01 (3 sec)

Don't forget Howard, when I did 'The Apprentice,'

Howard Stern

00:13:01 - 00:13:01 (0 sec)

Nobody thought it was going to be a success. You know, they only signed me for one series.

Donald Trump

00:13:01 - 00:13:05 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:13:05 - 00:13:05 (0 sec)

That's right.

Donald Trump

00:13:05 - 00:13:09 (3 sec)

They said, 'Hey.' And then it went to the number one show on television as you remember.

Howard Stern

00:13:09 - 00:13:10 (1 sec)

And they came to my office and they dropped to their knees, NBC please...

Donald Trump

00:13:10 - 00:13:13 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:13:13 - 00:13:14 (1 sec)

Literally to their knees.

Donald Trump

00:13:14 - 00:13:22 (7 sec)

Literally to their knees, 'Sign, sign.' So they signed me up for two more now...they just... The ratings continue to be tremendous, so they just signed me up for two more.

Howard Stern

00:13:22 - 00:13:24 (2 sec)

Are you going to watch Robin's new TV show?

Donald Trump

00:13:24 - 00:13:25 (0 sec)

Oh my, thank you. You know then I'll give you the Stewart intro

Howard Stern

00:13:25 - 00:13:25 (0 sec)

He will.

Donald Trump

00:13:25 - 00:13:26 (0 sec)

I will.

Robin Quivers

00:13:26 - 00:13:28 (3 sec)

Donald Trump

00:13:28 - 00:13:32 (4 sec)

That's our deal. She's gonna watch Martha and I'm gonna watch... [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:13:32 - 00:13:34 (2 sec)

Have you met with Martha Stewart since she's been a member of the show?

Donald Trump

00:13:34 - 00:13:39 (4 sec)

No, I spoke to her. She's you know she's getting her life back. And that was a tough deal.

Howard Stern

00:13:39 - 00:13:40 (1 sec)

That's a bad deal.

Donald Trump

00:13:40 - 00:13:46 (6 sec)

And you know she is very brave, Howard. How many people have you known that have gotten in that kind of trouble and they're reduced to rubble?

Howard Stern

00:13:46 - 00:13:46 (0 sec)

And she handled it and she was a brave person. Beyond woman, I mean she was a brave person.

Donald Trump

00:13:46 - 00:13:51 (5 sec)

Howard Stern

00:13:51 - 00:13:52 (1 sec)

And she came back from it.

Donald Trump

00:13:52 - 00:13:57 (5 sec)

She came back. I think she's going to be bigger than ever. So you know I hope so, and I hope the show is going to be a big success.

Howard Stern

00:13:57 - 00:14:03 (6 sec)

Now what about this? You're, you're now promoting once again, the Miss USA pageant tonight at 9 o'clock.

Donald Trump

00:14:03 - 00:14:06 (3 sec)

Which is a bad thing to own when you're married. I agree with it.

Howard Stern

00:14:06 - 00:14:07 (1 sec)

Yeah I mean you could --

Donald Trump

00:14:07 - 00:14:09 (2 sec)

That's a tough one. I own Miss Universe too.

Howard Stern

00:14:09 - 00:14:10 (2 sec)

The years that you had Miss Universe...

Donald Trump

00:14:10 - 00:14:11 (0 sec)

And of course Miss USA...

Howard Stern

00:14:11 - 00:14:12 (2 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:14:12 - 00:14:13 (1 sec)

Miss USA, yes.

Howard Stern

00:14:13 - 00:14:17 (4 sec)

Was there a time that you would actually have sex with some of the contestants?

Donald Trump

00:14:17 - 00:14:19 (2 sec)

No, I never comment on things like that.

Howard Stern

00:14:19 - 00:14:20 (1 sec)

So you did?

Donald Trump

00:14:20 - 00:14:21 (1 sec)

No, I don't comment on it -- [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:14:21 - 00:14:23 (2 sec)

What do you mean you don't comment? You comment on everything.

Donald Trump

00:14:23 - 00:14:25 (2 sec)

You know, I, that's true. [Inaudible]

Robin Quivers

00:14:25 - 00:14:26 (1 sec)

Well, Donald.

Howard Stern

00:14:26 - 00:14:27 (1 sec)

Come clean. How many...

Donald Trump

00:14:27 - 00:14:28 (1 sec)

It's terrible.

Howard Stern

00:14:28 - 00:14:29 (1 sec)

How many contestants...

Donald Trump

00:14:29 - 00:14:29 (1 sec)

But I never comment on things like that.

Howard Stern

00:14:29 - 00:14:31 (1 sec)

How many contestants did you ball?

Donald Trump

00:14:31 - 00:14:36 (5 sec)

I mean, you know the stuff that I never comment you know from other people, I don't comment on my personal life right?

Howard Stern

00:14:36 - 00:14:37 (1 sec)

Sure you do.

Donald Trump

00:14:37 - 00:14:38 (1 sec)

I do actually.

Howard Stern

00:14:38 - 00:14:39 (1 sec)

Absolutely.

Artie Lange

00:14:39 - 00:14:42 (4 sec)

Give us the first letter, the first letter of the country you had sex with. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:14:42 - 00:14:44 (1 sec)

I mean, could you...

Donald Trump

00:14:44 - 00:14:45 (1 sec)

How many letters are they?

Howard Stern

00:14:45 - 00:14:52 (7 sec)

Give me a hypothetical in your words, you're Donald Trump, you own the pageant, you're there, you're meeting the girls and one is more beautiful than the next.

Donald Trump

00:14:52 - 00:15:00 (8 sec)

Well, I've owned the pageant for a long time. You know the Miss Universe pageant is amazing because you have ninety seven countries and every... I mean no matter what you looking for, you have them in...

Howard Stern

00:15:00 - 00:15:01 (1 sec)

But what is 'you have them in'?

Robin Quivers

00:15:01 - 00:15:01 (0 sec)

If you like them a little bit dark, a little bit light, tall, short.

Donald Trump

00:15:01 - 00:15:05 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:15:05 - 00:15:06 (1 sec)

I like them a little dark.

Donald Trump

00:15:06 - 00:15:15 (9 sec)

I like them, although there aren't too many short ones unfortunately. But if you like 'em any of the most beautiful women in the world, Miss USA the same thing. And, it's by the way it's on tonight at 9 o'clock...

Artie Lange

00:15:15 - 00:15:16 (2 sec)

But that's a great thing to buy!

Donald Trump

00:15:16 - 00:15:17 (0 sec)

And the women are beautiful.

Howard Stern

00:15:17 - 00:15:17 (0 sec)

But they should do...

Donald Trump

00:15:17 - 00:15:25 (7 sec)

No, that's one of the great assets I have. You know people consider, 'What do you like better? That or Trump Tower?' I say, 'Oh I like the Miss USA concept.'

Artie Lange

00:15:25 - 00:15:26 (1 sec)

But that's a great thing to buy! Think about that.

Howard Stern

00:15:26 - 00:15:28 (2 sec)

But explain to me, I'm not letting you off the hook on that.

Donald Trump

00:15:28 - 00:15:28 (0 sec)

So when you were single...

Howard Stern

00:15:28 - 00:15:29 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:15:29 - 00:15:30 (1 sec)

You own this pageant, you go over, you look, you're meeting the girls, is that, one of them comes up to you and says, 'Mr. Trump, you're very sexy man...'

Howard Stern

00:15:30 - 00:15:37 (7 sec)

Donald Trump

00:15:37 - 00:15:39 (2 sec)

'You're a beautiful man, you have fantastic hair.'

Howard Stern

00:15:39 - 00:15:44 (5 sec)

Well, 'you are a powerful man' [Inaudible] Right? Right? You are a powerful man

Donald Trump

00:15:44 - 00:15:44 (0 sec)

I want to sleep with you. Now, you're not the type that would say no.

Howard Stern

00:15:44 - 00:15:47 (3 sec)

Donald Trump

00:15:47 - 00:15:49 (2 sec)

I, I don't want to hurt their feelings.

Howard Stern

00:15:49 - 00:15:50 (1 sec)

Right. No. But what I mean...

Donald Trump

00:15:50 - 00:15:50 (0 sec)

You see a beautiful woman, you want to, you want to have that. You're the guy who likes to have everything, right?.

Howard Stern

00:15:50 - 00:15:54 (4 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:15:54 - 00:15:57 (3 sec)

Well, couldn't that be construed however as --

Howard Stern

00:15:57 - 00:15:58 (1 sec)

Conflict?

Robin Quivers

00:15:58 - 00:15:59 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:15:59 - 00:15:59 (0 sec)

I don't, I don't see it as conflict

Howard Stern

00:15:59 - 00:16:00 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:16:00 - 00:16:03 (3 sec)

It could be a conflict of interest. But you know it's the kind of thing you worry about later.

Robin Quivers

00:16:03 - 00:16:04 (1 sec)

Oh, I see. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:16:04 - 00:16:06 (2 sec)

You tend to think about the conflict a little bit later on.

Artie Lange

00:16:06 - 00:16:08 (2 sec)

The question is how can that not be construed?

Howard Stern

00:16:08 - 00:16:13 (5 sec)

No, I mean some of these foreign girls you know, 'Mr. Trump, in my country we say hello with the vagina.'

Donald Trump

00:16:13 - 00:16:14 (1 sec)

Ha ha ha.

Howard Stern

00:16:14 - 00:16:14 (0 sec)

And...

Donald Trump

00:16:14 - 00:16:19 (4 sec)

Well, you could also say, 'It's the owner of the pageant it's your obligation to do that.'

Howard Stern

00:16:19 - 00:16:20 (2 sec)

So, so you have done that?

Donald Trump

00:16:20 - 00:16:24 (3 sec)

Well, I'll tell you the funniest is that I'll go backstage before a show.

Howard Stern

00:16:24 - 00:16:24 (0 sec)

And everyone is getting dressed and ready, and everything else and then there are no men or anywhere, and I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant and therefore I'm inspecting it. You know, I'm inspecting it.

Donald Trump

00:16:24 - 00:16:33 (9 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:16:33 - 00:16:33 (0 sec)

You know I'm inspecting it, I wanna make sure that everything is

Donald Trump

00:16:33 - 00:16:34 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:16:34 - 00:16:36 (1 sec)

You're like a doctor, you need to be there.

Donald Trump

00:16:36 - 00:16:43 (7 sec)

Yeah, the dress... 'Is everyone okay? Is everybody okay and you see this incredible looking women. And so I sort of get away with things like that, but...

Howard Stern

00:16:43 - 00:16:53 (10 sec)

Tell me first time, tell me the first time you had sex with one of the contestants and what that was like. Take us through the whole experience... Please share with us, share with my audience who never gets to have sex with Miss USA.

Donald Trump

00:16:53 - 00:16:56 (3 sec)

Is everybody going to be watching tonight? [Inaudible]

Artie Lange

00:16:56 - 00:16:58 (1 sec)

Oh, we'll make sure.

Donald Trump

00:16:58 - 00:17:02 (4 sec)

Well, just say it as, he gets to sleep with the winner. So, that's one of the prizes.

Howard Stern

00:17:02 - 00:17:03 (1 sec)

Have you ever sat with the winner?

Donald Trump

00:17:03 - 00:17:07 (3 sec)

The winner, you know the sad part. The winner isn't always the most beautiful.

Robin Quivers

00:17:07 - 00:17:07 (0 sec)

Is that right?

Donald Trump

00:17:07 - 00:17:09 (2 sec)

The winner is not always the most beautiful.

Howard Stern

00:17:09 - 00:17:09 (1 sec)

You're right.

Donald Trump

00:17:09 - 00:17:17 (7 sec)

Oftentimes you'll have women in the back and girls, women in the back that are so beautiful and you can't believe what happened. How did they not make the final?

Robin Quivers

00:17:17 - 00:17:18 (1 sec)

Yeah, what's wrong with those judges?

Howard Stern

00:17:18 - 00:17:19 (0 sec)

And you know the judges picked somebody that shouldn't be there and you have these incredible people that are standing in the background watching somebody else being crowned. So often times the winner is not the most beautiful. Now in the Miss Universe contest, I don't know if you've seen the winner, or I think you had her on your show...

Donald Trump

00:17:19 - 00:17:32 (13 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:17:32 - 00:17:32 (0 sec)

Howard Stern

00:17:32 - 00:17:33 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:17:33 - 00:17:33 (1 sec)

Jennifer.

Howard Stern

00:17:33 - 00:17:34 (0 sec)

And Jennifer is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.

Donald Trump

00:17:34 - 00:17:37 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:17:37 - 00:17:38 (1 sec)

Good looking...

Donald Trump

00:17:38 - 00:17:44 (6 sec)

She's beautiful she's incredible. She's a nice girl... Miss USA Shandi, she's done a great job. She's been a great...

Howard Stern

00:17:44 - 00:17:46 (2 sec)

Alright, explain something.

Donald Trump

00:17:46 - 00:17:48 (2 sec)

I'm trying to get out of this.

Robin Quivers

00:17:48 - 00:17:51 (3 sec)

I know, I know. You're talking as fast as you can.

Donald Trump

00:17:51 - 00:17:54 (2 sec)

How am I doing?... I'm just going on my own way.

Howard Stern

00:17:54 - 00:18:03 (9 sec)

I'm just going to talk about when you had sex with me. But we'll get back to that. The thing with beauty pageants, some of them like Miss America, have gone downhill because the chicks had too uptight.

Donald Trump

00:18:03 - 00:18:03 (1 sec)

Yeah, Miss America has even lost its... Network.

Robin Quivers

00:18:03 - 00:18:06 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:18:06 - 00:18:15 (9 sec)

How can you ensure my audience right now? How can you tell them, explain to them why they should watch tonight? What insurances do we have that the chicks will be almost naked, and what will they be doing?

Donald Trump

00:18:15 - 00:18:16 (2 sec)

Well, well I'll tell you what.

Howard Stern

00:18:16 - 00:18:17 (1 sec)

You know, when I bought Miss USA, Miss Universe it was a sick puppy.

Donald Trump

00:18:17 - 00:18:21 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:18:21 - 00:18:22 (0 sec)

And I bought her for a sick puppy prize, okay?

Donald Trump

00:18:22 - 00:18:24 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:18:24 - 00:18:24 (0 sec)

Good.

Donald Trump

00:18:24 - 00:18:29 (5 sec)

And then I made sure that the women were really beautiful because they were getting a little bit not as beautiful and it's a sad thing to say,

Howard Stern

00:18:29 - 00:18:30 (1 sec)

Some of your people will get very well, that your audience probably would understand this better than most.

Donald Trump

00:18:30 - 00:18:34 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:18:34 - 00:18:40 (6 sec)

Your point is that they were starting to take women who were educated over women who were hot? And they eliminated them.

Donald Trump

00:18:40 - 00:18:45 (5 sec)

They had a person who was extremely proud that a number of the women had become doctors.

Howard Stern

00:18:45 - 00:18:47 (1 sec)

Right, who cares?

Donald Trump

00:18:47 - 00:18:48 (2 sec)

And that was an insult to them.

Robin Quivers

00:18:48 - 00:18:50 (1 sec)

That was not what you were looking for.

Howard Stern

00:18:50 - 00:18:51 (1 sec)

Not. This is a beauty pageant.

Donald Trump

00:18:51 - 00:19:01 (10 sec)

I actually went on 'The Today Show' with Katie Couric a while ago six years ago and we had a woman running the pageant who was really into the whole thing of education and everything, and I said, 'Look, if you're looking for a rocket scientist, don't turn in tonight...

Howard Stern

00:19:01 - 00:19:02 (0 sec)

But, if you're looking for a really beautiful woman, you should watch.'

Donald Trump

00:19:02 - 00:19:04 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:19:04 - 00:19:05 (1 sec)

Absolutely.

Donald Trump

00:19:05 - 00:19:10 (5 sec)

The head of the Miss Universe contest blew up, she went crazy 'How dare you say that? That was a terrible thing to say.' You know in other words, Howie, the women are really, really beautiful.

Howard Stern

00:19:10 - 00:19:13 (3 sec)

Right. That's my point. It's a beauty pageant.

Donald Trump

00:19:13 - 00:19:15 (1 sec)

It's a beauty pageant.

Howard Stern

00:19:15 - 00:19:17 (3 sec)

I'd rather have a retarded hot woman than a slob who's a doctor.

Artie Lange

00:19:17 - 00:19:18 (0 sec)

What happened is [Laughter] I had that expression, because when I took it over, it wasn't getting good ratings. And as you know last year, we won the ratings night the entire evening Miss USA won Miss Universe...

Donald Trump

00:19:18 - 00:19:26 (8 sec)

Howard Stern

00:19:26 - 00:19:27 (2 sec)

Because the chicks were hot...

Donald Trump

00:19:27 - 00:19:41 (14 sec)

Yes, and Miss Universe is one of the highest rated shows anywhere in the world because it's the podcast all over the world so it's really become a hot thing. I've made it hot. I'm very proud of that. And people said, 'How did you do that?' And I jokingly said the heels got higher and the bathing suits got smaller.

Howard Stern

00:19:41 - 00:19:41 (0 sec)

Either bikinis...

Robin Quivers

00:19:41 - 00:19:43 (1 sec)

That's absolutely true!

Donald Trump

00:19:43 - 00:19:48 (5 sec)

And then they said I was joking, And then I realized, 'Why am I defending myself because that happened?

Howard Stern

00:19:48 - 00:19:49 (2 sec)

Are they thongs? [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:19:49 - 00:19:50 (1 sec)

They are almost thong-like.

Howard Stern

00:19:50 - 00:19:51 (0 sec)

You know NBC, if it were up to me they'd get smaller. But NBC has certain standards so they're sort of thong-like.

Donald Trump

00:19:51 - 00:19:56 (5 sec)

Howard Stern

00:19:56 - 00:20:00 (4 sec)

And what do you have the girls doing besides walking around in their bathing suit?

Donald Trump

00:20:00 - 00:20:04 (4 sec)

Well, all they do is walk back and forth. We put lots of bathing suit on...

Howard Stern

00:20:04 - 00:20:04 (0 sec)

And you know as you know Miss America which used to be the standard. Miss America was the standard. Now Miss USA is at a much higher standard.

Donald Trump

00:20:04 - 00:20:11 (7 sec)

Howard Stern

00:20:11 - 00:20:13 (1 sec)

How old are the girls?

Donald Trump

00:20:13 - 00:20:17 (4 sec)

Well I'm, Well I'm trying to buy Miss America.

Howard Stern

00:20:17 - 00:20:17 (1 sec)

How old are the girls?

Donald Trump

00:20:17 - 00:20:19 (2 sec)

Anywhere from 18 to 23, 24.

Howard Stern

00:20:19 - 00:20:21 (2 sec)

Perfect. No, no older than 24 I hope.

Donald Trump

00:20:21 - 00:20:27 (6 sec)

Yeah and Howard, I don't know if you remember this, one of the most beautiful winners we ever had was from Russia.

Howard Stern

00:20:27 - 00:20:27 (0 sec)

Oxana Fedorova, and she...

Donald Trump

00:20:27 - 00:20:28 (1 sec)

Oxana...

Robin Quivers

00:20:28 - 00:20:29 (1 sec)

You're right, yeah.

Howard Stern

00:20:29 - 00:20:30 (1 sec)

Yes, I remember her.

Artie Lange

00:20:30 - 00:20:31 (1 sec)

She came in here.

Howard Stern

00:20:31 - 00:20:32 (0 sec)

Yeah I remember.

Donald Trump

00:20:32 - 00:20:33 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:20:33 - 00:20:35 (2 sec)

You did her right?

Donald Trump

00:20:35 - 00:20:40 (6 sec)

No, she left this office [Inaudible] No I didn't. That was Oxana, no. Hi Oxana, how have you been?

Howard Stern

00:20:40 - 00:20:42 (2 sec)

You didn't do here, I had the feeling you were doing her.

Donald Trump

00:20:42 - 00:20:44 (2 sec)

But she left, she left, she was totally beautiful...

Howard Stern

00:20:44 - 00:20:45 (1 sec)

She wanted you?

Donald Trump

00:20:45 - 00:20:49 (3 sec)

She was never the same after she left this interview.

Robin Quivers

00:20:49 - 00:20:49 (1 sec)

Really? [Inaudible]

Artie Lange

00:20:49 - 00:20:50 (0 sec)

No, no. Remember she had her interpreter.

Robin Quivers

00:20:50 - 00:20:51 (1 sec)

Oh stop it.

Donald Trump

00:20:51 - 00:20:53 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:20:53 - 00:20:53 (0 sec)

And you were asking her unbelievable questions. [Inaudible] Do you remember the one question you started out?

Donald Trump

00:20:53 - 00:20:59 (6 sec)

Howard Stern

00:20:59 - 00:21:00 (1 sec)

What was it?

Donald Trump

00:21:00 - 00:21:05 (5 sec)

I don't want to tell you because I'm going to get in trouble. But if, if I will quote you...

Howard Stern

00:21:05 - 00:21:05 (0 sec)

You said, 'Have you ever slept with a black man?'

Donald Trump

00:21:05 - 00:21:08 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:21:08 - 00:21:10 (2 sec)

Right. And, and but I...

Donald Trump

00:21:10 - 00:21:12 (2 sec)

That was your first question...

Howard Stern

00:21:12 - 00:21:17 (5 sec)

But I wanted to hear the guy interpret it and say it to her and watch her friends.

Robin Quivers

00:21:17 - 00:21:20 (3 sec)

Right, the interpreters have to...

Donald Trump

00:21:20 - 00:21:23 (3 sec)

The interpreters did not have to...

Robin Quivers

00:21:23 - 00:21:24 (1 sec)

...interpret that.

Donald Trump

00:21:24 - 00:21:28 (4 sec)

... But Oksana wasn't thrilled with the question.

Robin Quivers

00:21:28 - 00:21:28 (1 sec)

Yeah

Howard Stern

00:21:28 - 00:21:28 (0 sec)

And this interview, I don't know if you know, went all over Russia...

Donald Trump

00:21:28 - 00:21:29 (0 sec)

You remember this?

Robin Quivers

00:21:29 - 00:21:30 (2 sec)

Oh yeah yeah yeah.

Donald Trump

00:21:30 - 00:21:34 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:21:34 - 00:21:35 (0 sec)

It was scandal all over Russia. And everybody told me, 'Don't do it don't put on Howard' and I said, 'No I want to do it he's a friend of mine.' And it gets great ratings and he's all these other things, 'he's a great friend of mine.' It was a disaster, Howard.

Donald Trump

00:21:35 - 00:21:49 (15 sec)

Howard Stern

00:21:49 - 00:21:49 (0 sec)

So I actually looked at her about two months into it. She was very bad, she was not doing her job, she wouldn't go anywhere, she was spoiled rotten because she was born so beautiful, and I said, "Oxana

Donald Trump

00:21:49 - 00:22:03 (13 sec)

Howard Stern

00:22:03 - 00:22:05 (2 sec)

And you got rid of her, I remember.

Donald Trump

00:22:05 - 00:22:11 (6 sec)

It's first time in the history, 65 years the first time in history that a Miss Universe, God she wouldn't do anything.

Howard Stern

00:22:11 - 00:22:14 (4 sec)

What do you mean you're trying to buy Miss America? How much does that cost?

Donald Trump

00:22:14 - 00:22:18 (4 sec)

Well I'm trying to buy it. I'm trying to buy for nothing. You know...

Howard Stern

00:22:18 - 00:22:18 (0 sec)

What are you willing to pay? Be honest.

Donald Trump

00:22:18 - 00:22:19 (1 sec)

I'm trying to buy it.

Howard Stern

00:22:19 - 00:22:21 (2 sec)

Donald Trump

00:22:21 - 00:22:23 (2 sec)

Well, as little as possible.

Howard Stern

00:22:23 - 00:22:25 (2 sec)

What do you have to pay for something who has nothing?

Robin Quivers

00:22:25 - 00:22:28 (3 sec)

Well it has nothing, it's losing audience and it lost network

Howard Stern

00:22:28 - 00:22:32 (4 sec)

Maybe I'll buy it, call it 'Howard Stern's Miss America.'

Donald Trump

00:22:32 - 00:22:35 (3 sec)

That would probably do very well. It's basically the same theory as I have.

Howard Stern

00:22:35 - 00:22:38 (3 sec)

But seriously how much money will it cost you to buy Miss America?

Donald Trump

00:22:38 - 00:22:44 (6 sec)

Well it's not the money that it cost me to but some money it'll cost me to fix it. It needs a lot of help.

Howard Stern

00:22:44 - 00:22:45 (1 sec)

I see

Donald Trump

00:22:45 - 00:22:47 (2 sec)

And you know they lost their television contract...

Robin Quivers

00:22:47 - 00:22:47 (1 sec)

...so I'd have to get them on television, which I think I could do because of my ratings with NBC I have a lot of power in it.

Donald Trump

00:22:47 - 00:22:54 (6 sec)

Howard Stern

00:22:54 - 00:22:55 (1 sec)

How do you call?

Donald Trump

00:22:55 - 00:23:02 (7 sec)

You know two years ago, it's like, 'Forget about it, Trump's going' Now it's like, 'Donald what would you like us to do, you want to broadcast it? We'll let you broadcast.'

Howard Stern

00:23:02 - 00:23:03 (1 sec)

Who owns Miss America?

Donald Trump

00:23:03 - 00:23:10 (7 sec)

Well, it's owned by a big foundation and that's really the problem. It's a foundation that sort of, you know, gives a lot of money to women

Robin Quivers

00:23:10 - 00:23:11 (0 sec)

...wanting to go to college, wanting to be educated.

Donald Trump

00:23:11 - 00:23:13 (3 sec)

Artie Lange

00:23:13 - 00:23:15 (2 sec)

Oh, that's stupid.

Robin Quivers

00:23:15 - 00:23:16 (1 sec)

Again, it's an education thing...

Donald Trump

00:23:16 - 00:23:25 (9 sec)

So it's not like just a money losing deal, it's like one of these foundation things, so it's a little bit complicated. Yeah But maybe we'll do, but they, you know they lost their television.

Robin Quivers

00:23:25 - 00:23:32 (7 sec)

Yeah, what do you, what do you think of the idea that some people have floated of making it more like a reality show?

Donald Trump

00:23:32 - 00:23:33 (1 sec)

I don't think it's could.

Robin Quivers

00:23:33 - 00:23:34 (2 sec)

So they can have it go more than one night.

Donald Trump

00:23:34 - 00:23:36 (1 sec)

I don't think it's good.

Robin Quivers

00:23:36 - 00:23:36 (0 sec)

No?

Donald Trump

00:23:36 - 00:23:38 (2 sec)

No, I think it's good if we do it later on.

Robin Quivers

00:23:38 - 00:23:39 (1 sec)

Oh I see. [Inaudible

Donald Trump

00:23:39 - 00:23:42 (3 sec)

First I'd like to buy it. No, I don't think it's a good idea.

Howard Stern

00:23:42 - 00:23:44 (3 sec)

So, so you are going to buy Miss America then you'll own three of these beauty pageants...

Donald Trump

00:23:44 - 00:23:46 (1 sec)

I'll have a monopoly on beauty pageants.

Howard Stern

00:23:46 - 00:23:47 (1 sec)

Wow look at you.

Donald Trump

00:23:47 - 00:23:50 (3 sec)

It doesn't do me any good though because I'm married. Happily married.

Howard Stern

00:23:50 - 00:23:54 (4 sec)

Yeah but you are making some deal with this thing right?

Donald Trump

00:23:54 - 00:23:55 (1 sec)

No, it makes great, yeah.

Howard Stern

00:23:55 - 00:23:57 (2 sec)

Would you pay for this Miss USA?

Donald Trump

00:23:57 - 00:24:00 (3 sec)

Well, I paid. They wanted 28 million.

Howard Stern

00:24:00 - 00:24:00 (0 sec)

And that includes Miss Universe. And I paid 10 million.

Donald Trump

00:24:00 - 00:24:03 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:24:03 - 00:24:04 (1 sec)

Okay.

Donald Trump

00:24:04 - 00:24:06 (2 sec)

And it made $10 million last year.

Howard Stern

00:24:06 - 00:24:09 (3 sec)

So you, you bought Miss Universe and Miss USA...

Donald Trump

00:24:09 - 00:24:11 (1 sec)

Well from Madison Square Garden corporation.

Howard Stern

00:24:11 - 00:24:12 (2 sec)

...from the same guy...

Donald Trump

00:24:12 - 00:24:15 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:24:15 - 00:24:16 (2 sec)

Okay. You bought it from them you paid 10 million,

Donald Trump

00:24:16 - 00:24:18 (2 sec)

Ten million, and it was owned by Paramount which was a division.

Howard Stern

00:24:18 - 00:24:20 (2 sec)

And you've already turned it into a big profits.

Donald Trump

00:24:20 - 00:24:24 (4 sec)

Yeah, it's been great because you know, countries, foreign countries pay a fortune.

Howard Stern

00:24:24 - 00:24:25 (0 sec)

In fact it's going to Thailand for it, which is interesting... I signed a deal with Thailand where they paid a lot of money to have the Miss Universe contest in Thailand.

Donald Trump

00:24:25 - 00:24:35 (11 sec)

Howard Stern

00:24:35 - 00:24:38 (3 sec)

I signed a deal one week before the tsunami hit.

Donald Trump

00:24:38 - 00:24:40 (2 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:24:40 - 00:24:41 (1 sec)

Oh.

Donald Trump

00:24:41 - 00:25:03 (21 sec)

So then, I said to myself, 'That's terrible I have to give them back their money.' They paid a lot like six or seven million dollars to have it over there. I said, 'Oh that's terrible I have to get back their money.' They don't want their money back. They wanted more importantly now and that's on in a few weeks. More importantly they want the Miss Universe country because they want to show that they're back. And I thought that was terrific.

Robin Quivers

00:25:03 - 00:25:03 (1 sec)

And I think they are right.

Donald Trump

00:25:03 - 00:25:04 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:25:04 - 00:25:10 (6 sec)

Why don't you call it Miss Tsunami [Inaudible] and then that'll make a big contest out of that? I like that.

Donald Trump

00:25:10 - 00:25:14 (4 sec)

Well you know it was sort of like I said one of two things is going to happen. Right. [Inaudible]

Robin Quivers

00:25:14 - 00:25:15 (0 sec)

But they really wanted it. They want to show that they're back in business and that's good.

Donald Trump

00:25:15 - 00:25:20 (5 sec)

Howard Stern

00:25:20 - 00:25:25 (5 sec)

Wow, well look at you man. And you know what. It's almost fair to say that you are now a television mogul.

Donald Trump

00:25:25 - 00:25:26 (2 sec)

It is. It is strange.

Howard Stern

00:25:26 - 00:25:30 (3 sec)

You had no holdings in television. I got The Apprentice. You've got the Martha Stewart thing going.

Donald Trump

00:25:30 - 00:25:37 (7 sec)

Well 14 months ago, I knew absolutely nothing about ratings although I understood ratings from Miss USA. I've heard that for six years or seven years.

Howard Stern

00:25:37 - 00:25:38 (2 sec)

You had that Dan Rather was number three, that you know.

Donald Trump

00:25:38 - 00:25:40 (1 sec)

Well everybody know that.

Howard Stern

00:25:40 - 00:25:42 (2 sec)

Right. That was that was obvious.

Donald Trump

00:25:42 - 00:25:44 (2 sec)

I think everybody knew that, but Dan.

Howard Stern

00:25:44 - 00:25:48 (4 sec)

Right. So is it fair to say now you are really going into the world of television in a big way?

Donald Trump

00:25:48 - 00:25:52 (4 sec)

No, no real estates is what I do and that's what I like I'm...

Howard Stern

00:25:52 - 00:25:54 (2 sec)

You're not going to buy any more properties in television?

Donald Trump

00:25:54 - 00:25:59 (5 sec)

No I'm building nine buildings right now, I'm the biggest developer in New York. That's what I like doing the best, real estate.

Howard Stern

00:25:59 - 00:26:00 (1 sec)

Nine buildings.

Donald Trump

00:26:00 - 00:26:02 (2 sec)

And I'm building a big one in Chicago.

Robin Quivers

00:26:02 - 00:26:05 (3 sec)

And I also understand in Chicago you decided not to go up...

Donald Trump

00:26:05 - 00:26:05 (0 sec)

...and challenge the record for the tallest building.

Robin Quivers

00:26:05 - 00:26:08 (2 sec)

Donald Trump

00:26:08 - 00:26:13 (5 sec)

I have a building that's 92 stories tall that's going up right now in Chicago. We sell 700 million dollars worth of apartments before we even started.

Howard Stern

00:26:13 - 00:26:13 (1 sec)

Look at you.

Donald Trump

00:26:13 - 00:26:19 (6 sec)

And what happened is it's an unbelievable... I could have for a very small amount of money made it the tallest building in the world.

Robin Quivers

00:26:19 - 00:26:21 (1 sec)

But you didn't want it.

Donald Trump

00:26:21 - 00:26:23 (2 sec)

I said 'No thanks.'

Robin Quivers

00:26:23 - 00:26:25 (2 sec)

You have to let somebody else do that.

Donald Trump

00:26:25 - 00:26:29 (4 sec)

You know what, after September 11th, things changed.

Howard Stern

00:26:29 - 00:26:30 (1 sec)

Nobody wants to be.

Donald Trump

00:26:30 - 00:26:34 (4 sec)

If you would have told me that I for a very small amount of minutes like raising the antenna, right?

Robin Quivers

00:26:34 - 00:26:34 (0 sec)

Uh, ah.

Donald Trump

00:26:34 - 00:26:36 (3 sec)

You know not that much money, right? I could have had the world's tallest building.

Howard Stern

00:26:36 - 00:26:37 (1 sec)

Nobody wants it.

Donald Trump

00:26:37 - 00:26:38 (1 sec)

I don't want it.

Howard Stern

00:26:38 - 00:26:38 (0 sec)

No?

Donald Trump

00:26:38 - 00:26:39 (0 sec)

Not now.

Howard Stern

00:26:39 - 00:26:40 (1 sec)

Then how do you need that for?

Donald Trump

00:26:40 - 00:26:42 (2 sec)

I want to, I want to keep the profile the way it is it's perfect.

Howard Stern

00:26:42 - 00:26:47 (5 sec)

Tell me if, Tell me if this is true -- Shaquille O'Neal bought you and Melania a $325,000 Phantom Rolls Royce a wedding present.

Donald Trump

00:26:47 - 00:26:54 (7 sec)

Well he gave as a wedding present and he was at my wedding and he's a great guy Shaquille. You know I happen to love... Jerry Buzz... I think Jerry Buss is a great guy. But losing Shaq was not a good move.

Howard Stern

00:26:54 - 00:26:55 (1 sec)

Did he buy you this car? [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:26:55 - 00:26:56 (1 sec)

I mean Shaq is Shaq.

Robin Quivers

00:26:56 - 00:26:57 (1 sec)

Well, it's obvious now.

Howard Stern

00:26:57 - 00:26:58 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:26:58 - 00:27:01 (3 sec)

I'll say on live radio off the record. Yes. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:27:01 - 00:27:02 (1 sec)

What do you make of that? I mean did you...

Donald Trump

00:27:02 - 00:27:03 (1 sec)

Well, he likes me. You know...

Howard Stern

00:27:03 - 00:27:05 (2 sec)

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Donald Trump

00:27:05 - 00:27:06 (0 sec)

Let me...

Howard Stern

00:27:06 - 00:27:09 (4 sec)

If somebody give it to you, to Shaq to give to you, he didn't pay it for it...

Donald Trump

00:27:09 - 00:27:11 (2 sec)

I don't know. Let me just...

Howard Stern

00:27:11 - 00:27:12 (1 sec)

What do you mean you don't know?

Donald Trump

00:27:12 - 00:27:14 (2 sec)

Shaq is making 35 million dollars a year.

Howard Stern

00:27:14 - 00:27:15 (1 sec)

If he buys a Rolls Royce that's like somebody going out and buying a piece of candy. You understand that right okay?

Donald Trump

00:27:15 - 00:27:21 (6 sec)

Howard Stern

00:27:21 - 00:27:22 (1 sec)

Right, right.

Donald Trump

00:27:22 - 00:27:30 (8 sec)

Shaq's a friend of mine. He came to my wedding. He had. We had everybody at the wedding, everybody but you. The only one missing, the only major celebrity missing was you.

Howard Stern

00:27:30 - 00:27:31 (0 sec)

Everybody was there. Les Moonves. Jeff Zucker, the biggest people Katie Couric was there.

Donald Trump

00:27:31 - 00:27:34 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:27:34 - 00:27:34 (1 sec)

Everybody was there, everybody was fascinated by Shaq. Shaq is Shaq.

Donald Trump

00:27:34 - 00:27:39 (5 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:27:39 - 00:27:39 (0 sec)

What is the worst gift you received?

Donald Trump

00:27:39 - 00:27:40 (0 sec)

Shaq is Shaq.

Howard Stern

00:27:40 - 00:27:41 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:27:41 - 00:27:42 (1 sec)

He's a phenomenon.

Howard Stern

00:27:42 - 00:27:42 (0 sec)

The worst gift.

Donald Trump

00:27:42 - 00:27:43 (1 sec)

The worst gift is nothing.

Howard Stern

00:27:43 - 00:27:44 (1 sec)

Somebody showed up.

Robin Quivers

00:27:44 - 00:27:45 (1 sec)

Who did, who gave you nothing? [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:27:45 - 00:27:48 (3 sec)

I don't know. You know it's interesting with weddings. A lot of times I'll tell Melania don't buy him a gift.

Howard Stern

00:27:48 - 00:27:49 (0 sec)

And she'll say, 'that's terrible why? Why?' Because then I you know like I don't even know who gave me what, you understand that.

Donald Trump

00:27:49 - 00:27:55 (6 sec)

Howard Stern

00:27:55 - 00:27:55 (1 sec)

It's like you, you're so busy, look at you, look at your desk and all these tapes you probably mostly of nude women... [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:27:55 - 00:28:03 (8 sec)

Howard Stern

00:28:03 - 00:28:06 (3 sec)

What do you saying? You know who gave you, would you?

Donald Trump

00:28:06 - 00:28:14 (8 sec)

No no no. A lot of times Howard if it's your birthday and, and you get 500 presents you're not going to remember two weeks later who gave you what, right?

Howard Stern

00:28:14 - 00:28:15 (1 sec)

Was Pat O'Brien at your wedding?

Donald Trump

00:28:15 - 00:28:16 (0 sec)

He was.

Robin Quivers

00:28:16 - 00:28:16 (0 sec)

Ahhhh.

Howard Stern

00:28:16 - 00:28:17 (2 sec)

Did you know he was such a freak?

Donald Trump

00:28:17 - 00:28:22 (5 sec)

Well Pat had a problem but he didn't have a problem on my wedding. I didn't know that he had such a problem.

Howard Stern

00:28:22 - 00:28:23 (1 sec)

Have you heard the tapes?

Donald Trump

00:28:23 - 00:28:23 (0 sec)

Did you know he was in the bathroom of your wedding calling Melania? [Inaudible]

Artie Lange

00:28:23 - 00:28:26 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:28:26 - 00:28:27 (1 sec)

You've heard the tapes of Pat O'Brien.

Donald Trump

00:28:27 - 00:28:29 (2 sec)

I've heard the tapes on your show.

Howard Stern

00:28:29 - 00:28:34 (5 sec)

Yes. Now, isn't that a dumb move putting back? Would you ever in your single years... You're a coxwain. [Inaudible]

Robin Quivers

00:28:34 - 00:28:35 (1 sec)

You were around... [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:28:35 - 00:28:38 (3 sec)

In my single years, I think it would have been all right and the matter with you is it does...

Howard Stern

00:28:38 - 00:28:40 (2 sec)

No, no. But even still.

Robin Quivers

00:28:40 - 00:28:42 (2 sec)

But you're not going to leave a message like that.

Howard Stern

00:28:42 - 00:28:44 (2 sec)

You don't leave a message like that on this show.

Donald Trump

00:28:44 - 00:28:46 (2 sec)

You know what fascinates me. That was really stupid.

Howard Stern

00:28:46 - 00:28:47 (0 sec)

Dumb.

Donald Trump

00:28:47 - 00:28:51 (4 sec)

But he also had a problem that was stupid that was pure stupid.

Howard Stern

00:28:51 - 00:28:51 (0 sec)

Right. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:28:51 - 00:28:59 (9 sec)

But what really fascinates me [Inaudible]is email. I have friends... First of all, half of my friends are under indictment right now because they send e-mails to each other about how they are screwing people. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:28:59 - 00:29:00 (0 sec)

E-mail is unbelievable, it, they'll talk on the phone they can't even say hello. They don't want to say hello or goodbye.

Donald Trump

00:29:00 - 00:29:01 (2 sec)

But it's unbelievable...

Howard Stern

00:29:01 - 00:29:03 (2 sec)

Why do people...

Donald Trump

00:29:03 - 00:29:11 (8 sec)

Howard Stern

00:29:11 - 00:29:12 (1 sec)

And yet they'll write you a message [Inaudible] that they are having you know, sex with 15 different married women. [Inaudible] It's unbelievable.

Donald Trump

00:29:12 - 00:29:18 (6 sec)

Howard Stern

00:29:18 - 00:29:21 (3 sec)

Would you do, would you... [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:29:21 - 00:29:22 (1 sec)

E-mail, E-mail is unbelievable...

Howard Stern

00:29:22 - 00:29:25 (3 sec)

Would you do another Apprentice with Pat O'Brien? Because I would watch that [Inaudible]

Robin Quivers

00:29:25 - 00:29:27 (2 sec)

Yeah, somebody has to rehabilitate.

Donald Trump

00:29:27 - 00:29:38 (12 sec)

I think it's a great idea. Actually I have to tell you just one thing about 'The Apprentice.' This group is fine but I chose for the first time because I've been so busy it's hard. You know we have over a million people apply to go on 'The Apprentice'

Howard Stern

00:29:38 - 00:29:39 (0 sec)

And Mark Burnett and the staff, they choose the people and on it's been great. But I wanted to choose my staff, my group for the next one which is the fourth one which will come out in the fall. Uh, uh. Okay? I'll start shooting in a couple of weeks. And I went and they chose from over a million people they took it down to 2000 and I went to Los Angeles. Right? And I picked the 18 people. Howard, you'll be watching every night... [inaudible] Some of the most beautiful people...

Donald Trump

00:29:39 - 00:30:00 (22 sec)

Howard Stern

00:30:00 - 00:30:01 (0 sec)

Nice.

Donald Trump

00:30:01 - 00:30:05 (4 sec)

You know, they were all saying, 'Oh Donald don't use that woman. She's too beautiful.'

Howard Stern

00:30:05 - 00:30:07 (2 sec)

Do you have at least one crazy black person? [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:30:07 - 00:30:08 (1 sec)

I hope not.

Howard Stern

00:30:08 - 00:30:09 (1 sec)

You have to.

Donald Trump

00:30:09 - 00:30:11 (2 sec)

Coz we've had some problem I mean between Omarosa...

Robin Quivers

00:30:11 - 00:30:13 (1 sec)

I mean, from Omarosa...

Howard Stern

00:30:13 - 00:30:16 (3 sec)

No, every reality show has that crazy bad person.

Donald Trump

00:30:16 - 00:30:21 (5 sec)

But you know he's saying they've had some trouble. It's Omarosa the crazy black woman who causing up the trouble. [Inaudible]

Robin Quivers

00:30:21 - 00:30:25 (4 sec)

Actually I think we have, I think we have some great black women

Howard Stern

00:30:25 - 00:30:29 (4 sec)

Don't you have to have... When you and Burnett sit down, you have to have a Black. You have to have Black people.

Donald Trump

00:30:29 - 00:30:31 (2 sec)

I think that's correct. Yes.

Howard Stern

00:30:31 - 00:30:31 (0 sec)

What about Asians and Hispanic? Why are they always forgotten?

Robin Quivers

00:30:31 - 00:30:34 (3 sec)

Donald Trump

00:30:34 - 00:30:40 (6 sec)

Okay look, let me just tell you this. Okay. Number 4 is gonna be so unbelievable. The cast is unbelievable. We have a stripper who wants to make good.

Howard Stern

00:30:40 - 00:30:40 (0 sec)

Okay? Which, of course is immediately you're going to watch...

Donald Trump

00:30:40 - 00:30:44 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:30:44 - 00:30:44 (0 sec)

... Your entire audience just decided

Donald Trump

00:30:44 - 00:30:46 (2 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:30:46 - 00:30:49 (3 sec)

Yeah you got to see how the stripper does.

Donald Trump

00:30:49 - 00:30:56 (8 sec)

She's so beautiful you won't believe it. We have a beauty queen that they didn't want but a beauty queen who is so beautiful, Howard, that you wouldn't believe it.

Howard Stern

00:30:56 - 00:30:57 (0 sec)

Wow.

Donald Trump

00:30:57 - 00:31:06 (9 sec)

And a lot of people didn't want her 'cause she's not believable she's that beautiful. And we have just great people. So I think I think I'm really looking forward to that...

Howard Stern

00:31:06 - 00:31:06 (1 sec)

Aren't you...

Donald Trump

00:31:06 - 00:31:07 (1 sec)

More than any other...

Howard Stern

00:31:07 - 00:31:08 (0 sec)

Aren't you...

Donald Trump

00:31:08 - 00:31:10 (2 sec)

I'm looking forward to the fourth season.

Howard Stern

00:31:10 - 00:31:14 (5 sec)

Aren't you, Aren't you secretly happy, This is what I've heard that Mark Burnett Show the contender, failed.

Donald Trump

00:31:14 - 00:31:16 (2 sec)

No I'm not happy about that.

Howard Stern

00:31:16 - 00:31:17 (1 sec)

I heard you were happy.

Donald Trump

00:31:17 - 00:31:18 (1 sec)

No you didn't hear I'm happy.

Howard Stern

00:31:18 - 00:31:22 (4 sec)

I heard that you were behind that because you want to be the most valuable person in sale.

Donald Trump

00:31:22 - 00:31:24 (2 sec)

That's that's always true. You know that's always true.

Howard Stern

00:31:24 - 00:31:27 (3 sec)

Are you glad to secretly see Mark Burnett had a failure $2 million an episode?

Donald Trump

00:31:27 - 00:31:28 (0 sec)

No.

Howard Stern

00:31:28 - 00:31:29 (1 sec)

Of the contender.

Donald Trump

00:31:29 - 00:31:32 (3 sec)

No. I would like -- I love Mark and I want him to have only success.

Howard Stern

00:31:32 - 00:31:33 (1 sec)

Is he crying over it.

Donald Trump

00:31:33 - 00:31:38 (5 sec)

Well I think he's hey look he's happy with the Apprentice and he's happy with Survivor. Those two shows -- [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:31:38 - 00:31:40 (2 sec)

What he said to you about the failure of Contender? What did he say to you?

Donald Trump

00:31:40 - 00:31:42 (1 sec)

I don't talk to him about it. No

Howard Stern

00:31:42 - 00:31:43 (2 sec)

Did he say to you, "I think I lost it.""?"

Donald Trump

00:31:43 - 00:31:47 (3 sec)

No. I don't talk to him about it. Now, he's very proud of it artistically.

Howard Stern

00:31:47 - 00:31:47 (1 sec)

I think it's a great show.

Robin Quivers

00:31:47 - 00:31:48 (1 sec)

It is.

Donald Trump

00:31:48 - 00:31:52 (4 sec)

You know I mean I watched it last night. I thought it was terrific. I mean he's very proud of it artistically.

Howard Stern

00:31:52 - 00:31:53 (1 sec)

Has he lost it.

Donald Trump

00:31:53 - 00:31:54 (1 sec)

Lost what?

Howard Stern

00:31:54 - 00:31:54 (0 sec)

It

Donald Trump

00:31:54 - 00:31:55 (1 sec)

No. No he has not.

Robin Quivers

00:31:55 - 00:32:03 (7 sec)

You know what's funny to me a couple of weeks ago I was at the car show and Richard Branson who tried to...

Donald Trump

00:32:03 - 00:32:03 (1 sec)

Who failed.

Robin Quivers

00:32:03 - 00:32:05 (2 sec)

Yeah. Run the show against The Donald.

Howard Stern

00:32:05 - 00:32:07 (2 sec)

He failed didn't he? Against you.

Donald Trump

00:32:07 - 00:32:10 (3 sec)

He's got beaten so bad, he's like, you know, he walks down the street, he puts his head down he's ashamed to --

Howard Stern

00:32:10 - 00:32:11 (0 sec)

You will love this Donald, you know what he was doing in the car show? He was dressed as an astronaut talking to people [Inaudible] and the press and I said, "Who is that guy walking around in an astronaut suit"

Robin Quivers

00:32:11 - 00:32:20 (9 sec)

Howard Stern

00:32:20 - 00:32:21 (1 sec)

Look how happy Donald is

Donald Trump

00:32:21 - 00:32:22 (1 sec)

I love this.

Robin Quivers

00:32:22 - 00:32:25 (4 sec)

And it was Richard Branson. Donald's right he has no idea what he was doing.

Donald Trump

00:32:25 - 00:32:34 (8 sec)

He has no television persona and he doesn't know it the one that failed was Mark Cuban once when he came out with the show and you know it's amazing Mark Cuban what an apartment at one of my buildings, right?

Howard Stern

00:32:34 - 00:32:34 (0 sec)

So he's obviously had to be a Trump fan somewhere along the line. Then all of a sudden -- and he was very nice and all of a sudden like two weeks before the show, "I don't like Donald Trump. I don't like his business practices. I don't like his way [Inaudible]"" You know all of this stuff. And then he failed the same thing with Branson. ""Donald Trump is great."" Unbelievable. A week before the show he starts trashing me. So it's like they failed badly. I'm happy about it. By the way one thing I want to ask your opinion."

Donald Trump

00:32:34 - 00:32:57 (22 sec)

Howard Stern

00:32:57 - 00:32:57 (0 sec)

On the Apprentice there was a concept, okay? tThrown out by some person nine blacks H

Donald Trump

00:32:57 - 00:32:59 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:32:59 - 00:33:00 (0 sec)

Go ahead

Donald Trump

00:33:00 - 00:33:00 (0 sec)

Against nine whites.

Howard Stern

00:33:00 - 00:33:02 (2 sec)

This I like.

Donald Trump

00:33:02 - 00:33:06 (4 sec)

And it would be nine blacks against nine whites all highly educated, very smart, strong, beautiful people, right?

Howard Stern

00:33:06 - 00:33:06 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:33:06 - 00:33:07 (1 sec)

Do you like it?

Howard Stern

00:33:07 - 00:33:08 (1 sec)

Well I think you're going to have a riot.

Donald Trump

00:33:08 - 00:33:09 (1 sec)

Do you like it, Robin?

Robin Quivers

00:33:09 - 00:33:10 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:33:10 - 00:33:12 (2 sec)

Yes. I like it. I like it.

Donald Trump

00:33:12 - 00:33:15 (3 sec)

It would be the highest rated show on television.

Robin Quivers

00:33:15 - 00:33:16 (1 sec)

Oh, yeah.

Howard Stern

00:33:16 - 00:33:23 (7 sec)

Let me ask you a couple of questions, if I may. I'm pretty good with this stuff. Very dark blacks or light skinned blacks?

Donald Trump

00:33:23 - 00:33:24 (1 sec)

Assortment.

Howard Stern

00:33:24 - 00:33:25 (2 sec)

Assortment of blacks

Donald Trump

00:33:25 - 00:33:26 (0 sec)

Against whites.

Howard Stern

00:33:26 - 00:33:26 (1 sec)

And whites.

Robin Quivers

00:33:26 - 00:33:27 (1 sec)

How many blondes? [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:33:27 - 00:33:28 (1 sec)

Probably not. I'd say not.

Howard Stern

00:33:28 - 00:33:30 (1 sec)

Who's thinking of doing this?

Donald Trump

00:33:30 - 00:33:32 (2 sec)

This was a thought that was given to us

Robin Quivers

00:33:32 - 00:33:33 (1 sec)

And we're thrown out in a meeting.

Howard Stern

00:33:33 - 00:33:35 (2 sec)

Have that person arrested.

Donald Trump

00:33:35 - 00:33:36 (1 sec)

And somehow would -- I don't think

Howard Stern

00:33:36 - 00:33:38 (1 sec)

Wouldn't that set off a racial --

Donald Trump

00:33:38 - 00:33:39 (2 sec)

I don't think NBC is thrilled with the idea that I --

Howard Stern

00:33:39 - 00:33:42 (2 sec)

Wouldn't it set off a racial war in this country?

Donald Trump

00:33:42 - 00:33:48 (6 sec)

I don't think. See, actually, I don't think it would. I think that it would be handled very beautifully by me.

Howard Stern

00:33:48 - 00:33:49 (1 sec)

Because as you know I'm very diplomatic.

Donald Trump

00:33:49 - 00:33:50 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:33:50 - 00:33:51 (1 sec)

Yes you are. You're very sensitive.

Donald Trump

00:33:51 - 00:33:56 (5 sec)

I'm a sensitive person right. And I also think that you probably have 35 million people a night watching.

Howard Stern

00:33:56 - 00:34:02 (6 sec)

I got to tell you something. At some level it's wrong, but I like it. I would watch. I would watch that.

Artie Lange

00:34:02 - 00:34:04 (2 sec)

I give it to the black team

Howard Stern

00:34:04 - 00:34:05 (2 sec)

I have to watch.

Robin Quivers

00:34:05 - 00:34:08 (3 sec)

You have to. Because you don't know when the riot's turns.

Howard Stern

00:34:08 - 00:34:10 (1 sec)

I would give it to the blacks.

Artie Lange

00:34:10 - 00:34:13 (3 sec)

The black's are gonna win because that extra bone they have nine extra bones.

Robin Quivers

00:34:13 - 00:34:14 (1 sec)

This is not a race, Artie.

Donald Trump

00:34:14 - 00:34:20 (6 sec)

You know the truth there's something wrong with it. But I don't know maybe you think about it. I wish I could think about it.

Howard Stern

00:34:20 - 00:34:22 (2 sec)

Was the guy fired immediately. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:34:22 - 00:34:25 (2 sec)

No. I think he was promoted actually.

Artie Lange

00:34:25 - 00:34:26 (1 sec)

I got me an idea.

Howard Stern

00:34:26 - 00:34:33 (7 sec)

All right. So look you have done it again. You are happily married. So let's let's let's take an assessment right now of your life.

Robin Quivers

00:34:33 - 00:34:34 (1 sec)

Of your success.

Howard Stern

00:34:34 - 00:34:38 (4 sec)

Happily married, so you say. I don't think there's always that lingering doubt in your mind.

Donald Trump

00:34:38 - 00:34:40 (2 sec)

No, no. I'm very happily married.

Howard Stern

00:34:40 - 00:34:43 (3 sec)

All right. How about Jews versus blacks? Anyway, so,

Artie Lange

00:34:43 - 00:34:47 (4 sec)

How about blacks versus human beings.

Robin Quivers

00:34:47 - 00:34:48 (1 sec)

There you go.

Howard Stern

00:34:48 - 00:34:50 (1 sec)

You are clan member

Artie Lange

00:34:50 - 00:34:53 (3 sec)

I go me an idea, Mr. Trump.

Howard Stern

00:34:53 - 00:35:03 (10 sec)

All right, wait a second. Well every idea has to be considered. Let's take an assessment of your life though. You're right on top of the television world, tonight big night for you. You will be there?

Donald Trump

00:35:03 - 00:35:10 (6 sec)

I'm going -- actually it's going to be from Baltimore which is a wonderful city a really progressive city and that's where Miss USA

Robin Quivers

00:35:10 - 00:35:11 (1 sec)

That's where I'm from.

Donald Trump

00:35:11 - 00:35:12 (1 sec)

And Miss USA will be live from Baltimore.

Howard Stern

00:35:12 - 00:35:13 (1 sec)

And you're flying out to Baltimore.

Robin Quivers

00:35:13 - 00:35:13 (0 sec)

That's my hometown.

Donald Trump

00:35:13 - 00:35:14 (1 sec)

I'm flying to Baltimore.

Howard Stern

00:35:14 - 00:35:15 (1 sec)

All right. On your private jet?

Donald Trump

00:35:15 - 00:35:16 (1 sec)

On my private jet.

Howard Stern

00:35:16 - 00:35:17 (1 sec)

I see.

Robin Quivers

00:35:17 - 00:35:18 (2 sec)

Baltimore will be glad to have you.

Donald Trump

00:35:18 - 00:35:19 (0 sec)

You wanna go?

Howard Stern

00:35:19 - 00:35:19 (1 sec)

What is -- I can't go.

Donald Trump

00:35:19 - 00:35:21 (2 sec)

You wanna come with me tonight, Howard?

Howard Stern

00:35:21 - 00:35:22 (1 sec)

How can I go with you?

Donald Trump

00:35:22 - 00:35:26 (4 sec)

Robin, do you want to come? It's good for your show. Good promotion for your show. We'll announce it on the air.

Robin Quivers

00:35:26 - 00:35:28 (2 sec)

We have to go to work in the morning.

Howard Stern

00:35:28 - 00:35:29 (1 sec)

I can't go.

Donald Trump

00:35:29 - 00:35:29 (1 sec)

Artie? Come one.

Howard Stern

00:35:29 - 00:35:31 (2 sec)

I would go if I didn't have to work tomorrow.

Donald Trump

00:35:31 - 00:35:38 (6 sec)

Artie did a great job at my Rose Tower, he was the single best person, a lot of people were totally bummed.

Howard Stern

00:35:38 - 00:35:39 (1 sec)

What did he say?

Donald Trump

00:35:39 - 00:35:42 (3 sec)

He was the best. I'm telling you we had all this comedian.

Howard Stern

00:35:42 - 00:35:44 (2 sec)

What did he say about you that we don't know.

Donald Trump

00:35:44 - 00:35:47 (3 sec)

I don't want to go into those. He was the funniest in all of the fif --

Howard Stern

00:35:47 - 00:35:49 (1 sec)

Le me hear one of the jokes.

Artie Lange

00:35:49 - 00:36:03 (15 sec)

Well one of the things, you know, there's talk about some Donald financial problems In Atlantic City and I said that Donald took his daughter for a drive to Atlantic City and said, "Someday honey your name will be at the top of all these buildings. That's if you marry a guy named Borgata."" [Inaudible]"

Donald Trump

00:36:03 - 00:36:07 (3 sec)

I had to bring those up.

Howard Stern

00:36:07 - 00:36:08 (2 sec)

That was a good one

Donald Trump

00:36:08 - 00:36:16 (8 sec)

I had to bring this up. I'll tell you, honestly, the Atlantic City stuff is doing great. I mean, my apologies.

Howard Stern

00:36:16 - 00:36:18 (2 sec)

Okay, All right.

Donald Trump

00:36:18 - 00:36:19 (1 sec)

He had to bring this crap up.

Artie Lange

00:36:19 - 00:36:20 (1 sec)

No. You brought it up but I --

Donald Trump

00:36:20 - 00:36:22 (1 sec)

I know I had to bring you up.

Artie Lange

00:36:22 - 00:36:23 (1 sec)

It was nice of you to --

Donald Trump

00:36:23 - 00:36:24 (1 sec)

What did I bring you up for?

Artie Lange

00:36:24 - 00:36:25 (1 sec)

It was nice of you --

Donald Trump

00:36:25 - 00:36:40 (15 sec)

I thought it was, you know, I was trying to be nice to him. The truth is, he was terrible. [Inaudible] He was terrible. He did a lousy job. And I try to be nice to him and this is what happens you get hit. This is like Dan Rather roll over again actually. Loser. So now I don't talk to Artie anymore.

Artie Lange

00:36:40 - 00:36:42 (2 sec)

Come on, Howard made me tell a joke.

Donald Trump

00:36:42 - 00:36:43 (1 sec)

Now, let's take an assessment of your life.

Howard Stern

00:36:43 - 00:36:45 (2 sec)

Donald Trump

00:36:45 - 00:36:47 (2 sec)

Go ahead. I don't know about this thing [Inaudible]

Robin Quivers

00:36:47 - 00:36:57 (10 sec)

So the roast was a glitch. [Inaudible] Your show, Miss USA pageant tonight at 9 o'clock in NBC -- NBC probably going to be number one, am I right?

Donald Trump

00:36:57 - 00:36:58 (1 sec)

I think it is a good shot.

Robin Quivers

00:36:58 - 00:37:00 (2 sec)

It's doing very well.

Donald Trump

00:37:00 - 00:37:02 (2 sec)

I tell you what. The girls are unbelievable.

Howard Stern

00:37:02 - 00:37:05 (3 sec)

All right That's good enough for me. Apprentice Thursday nights.

Donald Trump

00:37:05 - 00:37:05 (0 sec)

Nine o'clock on NBC. Right. You are now worth what? Today. Sitting here right now.

Howard Stern

00:37:05 - 00:37:10 (5 sec)

Donald Trump

00:37:10 - 00:37:11 (1 sec)

Billions.

Howard Stern

00:37:11 - 00:37:12 (0 sec)

How many billion?

Donald Trump

00:37:12 - 00:37:12 (0 sec)

Well they say six.

Howard Stern

00:37:12 - 00:37:14 (2 sec)

Are you worth six billion today?

Donald Trump

00:37:14 - 00:37:17 (3 sec)

Yeah. That's what they say? I don't know if it's true or not.

Robin Quivers

00:37:17 - 00:37:18 (1 sec)

That's a nice number.

Donald Trump

00:37:18 - 00:37:20 (2 sec)

It's a lot of money. Well, you can eat well.

Robin Quivers

00:37:20 - 00:37:21 (0 sec)

It doesn't mean anything, you know, once you get to like --

Donald Trump

00:37:21 - 00:37:23 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:37:23 - 00:37:30 (7 sec)

Is it really six billion or is it just some sort of weird -- Like, well if you needed to get to your cash right now, how liquid are you?

Donald Trump

00:37:30 - 00:37:45 (15 sec)

I'm liquid. You know it's a good time in real estate, Howard. You know I just sold an apartment for $30 million dollars. The whole building for years ago for less than that, okay? So it's crazy. And this is a good time to be in real estate now in two years. I may come in and say, Howard I was only kidding you right.

Robin Quivers

00:37:45 - 00:37:47 (2 sec)

Like I say what do you think of the future.

Donald Trump

00:37:47 - 00:37:54 (7 sec)

I think it's good yeah. I think as long as interest rates stay low and as long as the dollar remains weak which is very weak you know the Europeans have come in and tried to buy everything.

Howard Stern

00:37:54 - 00:37:55 (1 sec)

And if you're in my business which is you know building 6,000 units on the West Side of Manhattan I just built a beautiful building on Park Avenue, where you should actually move. I built a beautiful building on park Avenue.

Donald Trump

00:37:55 - 00:38:05 (10 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:38:05 - 00:38:06 (1 sec)

You should move there, Howard.

Howard Stern

00:38:06 - 00:38:07 (1 sec)

I got to move.

Donald Trump

00:38:07 - 00:38:15 (8 sec)

I just finished a big one opposite the United Nations Trump world which is actually the tallest residential building or residential building in the world.

Howard Stern

00:38:15 - 00:38:17 (2 sec)

So you have $6 billion more or less.

Donald Trump

00:38:17 - 00:38:18 (1 sec)

Yeah. More or less.

Howard Stern

00:38:18 - 00:38:19 (1 sec)

How many planes do you have?

Donald Trump

00:38:19 - 00:38:20 (1 sec)

Two.

Howard Stern

00:38:20 - 00:38:22 (2 sec)

Two? What do you got? What kind of plane?

Donald Trump

00:38:22 - 00:38:23 (0 sec)

A Boeing.

Howard Stern

00:38:23 - 00:38:23 (0 sec)

A Boeing

Donald Trump

00:38:23 - 00:38:25 (2 sec)

Yeah. Boeing 727

Howard Stern

00:38:25 - 00:38:25 (0 sec)

You own that.

Robin Quivers

00:38:25 - 00:38:26 (0 sec)

Wow!

Donald Trump

00:38:26 - 00:38:27 (2 sec)

Yeah, and I have another one.

Howard Stern

00:38:27 - 00:38:29 (1 sec)

What's the other one.

Donald Trump

00:38:29 - 00:38:32 (3 sec)

A helicopter and another plane a small plane that I don't use.

Howard Stern

00:38:32 - 00:38:34 (2 sec)

What's the small plane? What kind of plane is it?

Donald Trump

00:38:34 - 00:38:36 (2 sec)

It's a citation something.

Howard Stern

00:38:36 - 00:38:37 (2 sec)

You don't use that. You usually go with the Boeing?

Donald Trump

00:38:37 - 00:38:38 (1 sec)

I like the Boeing.

Howard Stern

00:38:38 - 00:38:39 (2 sec)

When you go to Baltimore, you're using the Boeing?

Donald Trump

00:38:39 - 00:38:41 (1 sec)

I'm going to use the Boeing, yeah?

Howard Stern

00:38:41 - 00:38:41 (1 sec)

Look at you.

Artie Lange

00:38:41 - 00:38:43 (2 sec)

So, Donald can I come to Baltimore?

Donald Trump

00:38:43 - 00:38:45 (2 sec)

No. No, Dan.

Robin Quivers

00:38:45 - 00:38:46 (2 sec)

You've blown it Artie.

Artie Lange

00:38:46 - 00:38:48 (2 sec)

Out and over.

Donald Trump

00:38:48 - 00:39:00 (12 sec)

You know what I hate? I hate being nice to somebody. And then they come back at you. Like, "What?"" 'Cause I'm a loyal person so I'm nice to the guy. I'm trying -- He made a fool of himself with my Rose

Artie Lange

00:39:00 - 00:39:02 (2 sec)

He asked me to tell a joke I told at the Rose

Donald Trump

00:39:02 - 00:39:04 (1 sec)

Artie, go to hell.

Howard Stern

00:39:04 - 00:39:05 (2 sec)

You're really mad at him.

Donald Trump

00:39:05 - 00:39:10 (5 sec)

It's not that I'm mad. I'm a loyal person.

Howard Stern

00:39:10 - 00:39:11 (1 sec)

I was nice to this guy. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:39:11 - 00:39:13 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:39:13 - 00:39:13 (0 sec)

And he comes and hits me.

Donald Trump

00:39:13 - 00:39:15 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:39:15 - 00:39:16 (1 sec)

It's a joke.

Donald Trump

00:39:16 - 00:39:17 (1 sec)

I don't care. I don't jokes.

Robin Quivers

00:39:17 - 00:39:20 (3 sec)

It was a Rose joke. What's that all about?

Artie Lange

00:39:20 - 00:39:21 (2 sec)

I told it at the Rose.

Donald Trump

00:39:21 - 00:39:26 (4 sec)

Let him say it at the Rose. But that's okay, Artie. Don't worry about it.

Howard Stern

00:39:26 - 00:39:26 (1 sec)

How about this one --

Robin Quivers

00:39:26 - 00:39:30 (4 sec)

You know what, you could have done anything with it in Atlantic City joke.

Artie Lange

00:39:30 - 00:39:31 (1 sec)

I'm very proud of it.

Howard Stern

00:39:31 - 00:39:35 (4 sec)

Artie, do another joke where Donald [Inaudible I don't want to hear another word.

Donald Trump

00:39:35 - 00:39:39 (5 sec)

Did you see the New York Post yesterday? I mean, I've done very well in Atlanta.

Robin Quivers

00:39:39 - 00:39:41 (1 sec)

You always have, yes.

Howard Stern

00:39:41 - 00:39:43 (2 sec)

You've done very -- It's a joke

Donald Trump

00:39:43 - 00:39:47 (4 sec)

I don't think anybody has made the money that I've made in Atlantic City.

Robin Quivers

00:39:47 - 00:39:48 (1 sec)

Who's lasted longer than you?

Donald Trump

00:39:48 - 00:39:50 (2 sec)

I'm not saying nobody's lasted longer.

Robin Quivers

00:39:50 - 00:39:52 (2 sec)

That's right. You should be proud.

Donald Trump

00:39:52 - 00:39:53 (1 sec)

Nobody.

Howard Stern

00:39:53 - 00:39:54 (2 sec)

I can't believe what you're telling me.

Donald Trump

00:39:54 - 00:39:55 (1 sec)

What?

Artie Lange

00:39:55 - 00:39:56 (1 sec)

I love you, Donald.

Donald Trump

00:39:56 - 00:40:00 (4 sec)

I'm a loyalist, Howard. When I'm loyal to people I expect loyalty.

Howard Stern

00:40:00 - 00:40:04 (4 sec)

Artie, tell Mr. Trump he's doing well.

Artie Lange

00:40:04 - 00:40:09 (5 sec)

You're doing fantastic. I've much money lost in your casino.

Robin Quivers

00:40:09 - 00:40:10 (1 sec)

He's helping you.

Artie Lange

00:40:10 - 00:40:11 (1 sec)

Yeah, he's a good man.

Howard Stern

00:40:11 - 00:40:18 (7 sec)

All right. Listen to me. Forget Artie. [Inaudible] Artie's off the list. You didn't see me saying that. All right.

Artie Lange

00:40:18 - 00:40:20 (2 sec)

You forced me to tell joke. [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:40:20 - 00:40:22 (1 sec)

I think you would tell a nice joke.

Artie Lange

00:40:22 - 00:40:24 (2 sec)

[Inaudible] Look at this

Howard Stern

00:40:24 - 00:40:24 (1 sec)

Now.

Artie Lange

00:40:24 - 00:40:27 (3 sec)

Screw over a millionaire

Howard Stern

00:40:27 - 00:40:31 (4 sec)

Listen to me, you are on top of the world --

Robin Quivers

00:40:31 - 00:40:35 (4 sec)

You mean Artie won't be working at Trump?

Donald Trump

00:40:35 - 00:40:37 (2 sec)

No, we just terminated this guy.

Howard Stern

00:40:37 - 00:40:58 (21 sec)

Six billion dollars, you get the planes. You've got Melania. When you said you were worth six billion dollars and you just sold an apartment for $39 million, Melania had four orgasms just now. [Inaudible] So, everything is good. And tonight's the big night for you. Everyone watch Miss USA pageant tonight 9 o'clock on NBC. That's the biggie.

Robin Quivers

00:40:58 - 00:40:59 (1 sec)

If you're listening go watch.

Howard Stern

00:40:59 - 00:41:00 (1 sec)

And I wish you luck.

Donald Trump

00:41:00 - 00:41:01 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:41:01 - 00:41:02 (1 sec)

You've always been good to me.

Donald Trump

00:41:02 - 00:41:08 (6 sec)

I would love your listeners to watch because they'll see something. Howard, you know they've always said, like beauty pageants.

Howard Stern

00:41:08 - 00:41:08 (1 sec)

I love it.

Donald Trump

00:41:08 - 00:41:13 (4 sec)

It is unbelievable the level of beauty is unbelievable and your listeners are into beauty.

Howard Stern

00:41:13 - 00:41:16 (3 sec)

You've got a bunch of homos judging this thing, or are you got to keep coming straight guy?

Donald Trump

00:41:16 - 00:41:20 (4 sec)

No. Just -- Actually we have great judges we have the heavyweight champion of the world, a lot of you know big celebrity judge.

Howard Stern

00:41:20 - 00:41:21 (1 sec)

Who was the heavyweight champion.

Donald Trump

00:41:21 - 00:41:27 (6 sec)

Who the hell knows? [Inaudible] I used to know who it was. I don't even know anymore. I know it's a heavyweight champion.

Howard Stern

00:41:27 - 00:41:27 (1 sec)