Transcript - Interview: Donald Trump on The Howard Stern Show - December 15, 2000

Robin Quivers

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He worked for the Texas Rangers.

Howard Stern

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KC, What is it?

K.C. Anderson

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Donald Trump, is on the line.

Howard Stern

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The real Donald Trump?

K.C. Anderson

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Yes.

Howard Stern

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Hold on Robin we are being congratulated.

Robin Quivers

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We're being -- Oh, I hope.

Howard Stern

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Donald?

Donald Trump

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Howard.

Howard Stern

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I mean, Mr. Trump.

Donald Trump

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How are you.

Howard Stern

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I'm fine. And you, of course, are a super developer a casino guy and the whole thing and obviously, you want to say few words.

Donald Trump

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Well, you know I just wanted to congra -- I listened this morning and I would not have known what to do if you were going to be off the air, Howard. Believe it or not 7:00 in the morning.

Howard Stern

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The whole country was sitting on pins and needles.

Donald Trump

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It wouldn't have been a good start of the day, Robin. Believe me if he wasn't on, so I'm very happy that Mel did the right thing and paid up.

Howard Stern

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Well, let me tell you something, also a lot of people were concerned because I think me leaving the station would have affected the stock market.

Donald Trump

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I think maybe the stock would have dropped in half if you left, Howard. I don't know. Maybe they'll drop in half when they see what you're getting paid. I don't know.

Howard Stern

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Never mind me. What's really important is what hot piece of ass is lying next to you today?

Donald Trump

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Well, right now I'm in the office working very diligently.

Howard Stern

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While you have a hot piece of hot lying next to you in the office, don't you?

Donald Trump

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Don't I wish, Howard. How I wish.

Howard Stern

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Are you still with Melania? Are you still with Melania Knauss?

Donald Trump

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Yes, I am.

Howard Stern

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Let me tell you, I saw a picture of her the other day.

Donald Trump

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Right.

Howard Stern

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Where the hell was it. I don't know some magazine, she's wearing short shorts. What was it? The FHM calendar.

K.C. Anderson

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FHM calendar

Howard Stern

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That's what it was.

Donald Trump

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Oh, yeah. All right. She did that, I believe. There's a lot of those things and she's great, she's really beautiful, and she's very nice

Howard Stern

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You're not kidding. You're not gonna marry that brother.

Robin Quivers

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Has it been discussed, Donald.

Donald Trump

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Everything gets discussed.

Howard Stern

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Why did I see you wearing a marriage equals death T-shirt?

Donald Trump

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I know you always have to have those prenups out. You found out about that, right?

Howard Stern

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Oh, yeah. No, but I mean you're never going to get married again.

Donald Trump

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Well, you know I love the institution of marriage, to be honest with everybody.

Howard Stern

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I know you don't.

Donald Trump

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You know, when you have somebody and you're married it's a little different. And I do love the institution. What I don't like is if you have to dissolve it.

Howard Stern

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Right.

Donald Trump

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It gets very nasty. It's not a pretty picture.

Howard Stern

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I guess she's sitting right next to you.

Donald Trump

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No, no, no. she's actually not. But it's not a pretty picture I found that out with Ivana. I found it out to a much lesser extent with Marla

Howard Stern

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Right.

Donald Trump

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But Ivana was quite vicious in going after me.

Howard Stern

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Don't I remember I had to stick up for you

Donald Trump

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You really stuck up for me, Howard.

Howard Stern

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I did. But, listen. Now you're happy. Melania leaves you alone, and obviously sexually pleasing you, I know you're

Robin Quivers

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Really?

Howard Stern

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Yes. Do you remember that quote

Donald Trump

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That may have been the most complimentary quote I've ever had. Forget about making lots of money it doesn't mean anything. That was the ultimate.

Robin Quivers

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To get that headline is the best.

Donald Trump

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Number one selling point, and that was, that was a nice headline. I very much appreciate it.

Howard Stern

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He's really JFK III. We lost JFK Jr.

Donald Trump

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Yeah, sadly.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump has become JFK III

Robin Quivers

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You think?

Howard Stern

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Yeah. He's quite boy attitude. Absolutely. Absolutely.

Donald Trump

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Well, I had a good time. He was a great guy, he was a great friend of mine. I was a terrible thing. That was unbelievable.

Howard Stern

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Thank God, it wasn't you.

Donald Trump

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Well, I guess you could say that. It was terrible.

Howard Stern

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Yeah. It really was bad. And the thing is though, On happier note, I will be back for five years.

Donald Trump

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That's great. And of course, you know you're always welcome on the show whenever you want to be. Well, I know that. But you know, I just selfishly -- I would have really missed you and I really felt that there was no

Howard Stern

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No blaming, they did.

Donald Trump

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But I look at the ratings and you know for the people that -- I look at the ratings the ratings are huge.

Howard Stern

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I know.

Donald Trump

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I just felt they probably had no choice. I would love to see the inclusion. I heard Penny before.

Howard Stern

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Yes.

Donald Trump

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You know, just trust me, Penny, wherever hell you are. It was huge.

Howard Stern

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What are you doing over the holidays? Are you having?

Donald Trump

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I'm going to go to Florida I'll be in Palm Beach.

Howard Stern

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You bang everyone. You haven't banged Penny Crone, did you?

Donald Trump

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I like Penny a lot. I would not bang her.

Howard Stern

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You would not, all right

Donald Trump

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I wouldn't do that. Out of respect for her.

Howard Stern

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You don't want to ruin her. Donald, thank you so much for calling in. The Great Donald Trump.

Donald Trump

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Well, I love you, I love you both, have a good time. Congratulations.

Howard Stern

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Happy New Year to you.

Donald Trump

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I'll see you soon, Howard.

Howard Stern

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That's Donald Trump.

Interview: Donald Trump on The Howard Stern Show - December 15, 2000

Interview: Donald Trump on The Howard Stern Show - December 15, 2000

Source: Howard Stern