Donald Trump is on our phone. Haven't spoken with Donald Trump in a while, good friend of the show. The guy's always out there doing things, making -- but you've got book now. Hey! And he's got a book. Hello, Mr. Trump. How are you? How are you? My man, I miss you. Yeah, man. What's happening? I miss you. It's been too long. Obviously, you're working too hard. I'm working. I'm working, but I miss you guys. And I listen, too, believe me. I listen, but I am -- I'm working harder than ever. I don't know, a bit smarter, though. Probably not. When are you going to slow down, I mean, and smell the coffee? Or... I can't do it, Howard. It's my view, I can't do it. I want to do it, but I just can't seem to do that. Can't get around here. What are you working so hard on? Nothing. Then you die and... Tell me. I mean, what are you working on? I mean, what do you do? The buildings? Buildings all over -- I'm doing buildings all over the world. He's got to keep those kids employed now. But at some point, I would kind of be like, you know I got a couple of billion. Why would I give a shit about buildings? I just read that he's now put out Trump Vodka. That's right. I have Trump Vodka... And you don't drink? That's right, a minor little detail. Howard, it is a minor detail. So why do you always have to bring it up? Did you hear Donny Deutsch's interview with Mark Cuban yesterday? Mark Cuban's [Inaudible]. You know, Mark Cuban, put on a television show that was so bad that it was such an embarrassment to ABC. And then ultimately, you know, [Inaudible] flies as you know and he tried to copy The Apprentice. This guy is such a loser and he lives in one of my buildings, you know? In other words he needs an apartment so he buys an apartment in one of my buildings. Well, Mark's... Here's a guy, spends a fortune on a basketball team, tries to buy the best players. He goes to the finals. Hasn't made -- hasn't won. Nobody could have lost, and he found a way to lose. He'll never win it. So you know -- yes, I did hear it and the guy did, too. I did, too. What did you say, Mark? I just said, Trump... Trump puts out too many products with his name on it and he's abusing his own brand. And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But I mean... Except everything sells, you know. That's the one thing he doesn't understand because his stuff doesn't sell. Now, I know Mark very well. I mean, Mark is a guy who tries so hard and just doesn't have it. Why did you... If you like The Neanderthal, that's Mark. He wants to be famous like you, you feel? He wants to be something. And you know I use him as an example. If he can make it, anybody can. You know, we did this book with Robert Kiyosaki, which is -- just went to #1 on the best sellers list. And I don't know if you heard that, but yesterday it went to #1 after 1 hour. Why? We want you to be rich. And Robert is the author of Rich Dad Poor Dad, which is one of the biggest selling books... Yes, that's a great book. I read that book. Yes, [Inaudible] And [Inaudible] this is the biggest selling business book. And Robert approached me, and we did a book together. And it just -- it went out after 1 hour. It went to #1. And so you know -- so Mark Cuban, you he wants a piece of that stuff but it's never going to happen. Why can't Mark leave you alone? You're doing fine. No, no. Every time I see -- because I was watching that show. And every time I see this moron go on television, he always brings me up and he ought to get a life. It's like Martha Stewart. You know she goes on, she puts on The Apprentice, it fails and then she blames me for failing. I have the #1 show on -- my show went to #1. Hers went down the toilet and she blames me. You made 2 statements on Larry King last night. I was kind of surprised. I didn't watch... I did -- someone played me a tape this morning and I was surprised you said 2 things. You said... What did he say? He said, number one, Paris Hilton is smart. And number two... Oh I think she knows how to brand. Okay. All right, that's different. That's different than smart. That's true. I think she knows how to brand. I think she's highly underrated. And number two, Angelina Jolie is unattractive. I don't think she's good looking at all. That's fine. I don't think she's good looking at all. I mean, I've seen -- and what she does to that poor pathetic father. I mean, I hate to see the grandkids... Brad Pitt? No. Oh, someday I'll see my grandson. Oh, you mean Jon Voight. And he starts crying on television. It's like, give me a break. That's a shame. I'd like to talk to him. Jon, write her off. It's over. Don't leave her your money. Don't leave her anything write her off. If your children treated you the way Angelina Jolie treats Jon Voight, you would cut them off. No, I'd cut them off and probably sue their ass. What are you going to do it for? Being bad kids? For being pains in the ass. I don't think Angelina Jolie is good looking. Let's get down to it. This is -- we're doing the Howard Stern... On a scale of 1 to 10, what is she? I'll rate her a solid 5. Really? Only a 5? Did she turn you down once? Bad skin. Go ahead. Her lips are fine. Right. Her lips are fine, but she's not good -- I mean, she's okay. She's fine, you know? If it wasn't Angelina -- she wouldn't be able to get that. If her name -- if she weren't who she was now. When I see her lip... How did she get to be that? Listen to this, Robin. When I see her lip locked with her brother... Right. At the Academy Awards a few years ago. Right. Yes? I mean, frenching him. When I see her with Billy Bob Thornton saying, "Oh Go ahead. You know, all of this -- I'm just not a fan of Angelina. Now why Brad Pitt wants her, I don't get it. Now... Me either. And Howard, let's get you -- you had me here because you like ratings, right? Right. Now, let's get to Brad Pitt, right? Yes. I don't consider him to be Cary Grant. I mean, you know, I don't get Brad Pitt either. Is Brad Pitt really a good-looking guy. Well, let me tell you something. Brad Pitt is -- we're real men and we love to bang women. So we don't know... You don't know what a good-looking guy. The reason we think he's a good looking guy is because he looks almost like a girl. Rather than like a good-looking guy. He's okay. Now -- yes. And let me tell you something. This guy screws himself so bad he took up with her on a movie. It was exciting. I thought he thought like for a few months -- It's going to be like that all the time. And go to Africa and be exciting. And now... Now he's dragging around all the adopted kids... Yes. From different nations. I mean, it's unbelievable. You say that like it's a bad thing. Of course, it's a bad thing. The guy loaded down with children. He's now -- he's pushing a baby carriage. This guy used to get laid all the time. He's that fun. And now he's all saddled down with Angelina Jolie, and she's the real deal. She really does believe in all these do good a cause. And he's not going to have any fun. You know one of the greatest interviews I've ever seen was Brian Williams about 4 years ago interviewing on Life Today Show, Angelina Jolie. Okay? Right. And he's interviewing her, and she had blood wrapped around her neck in a capsule. Right. Right. It was Billy Bob Thornton's blood. And he said could I touch that? She almost killed him, that he would dare touch this blood. Right. And then he said, what happens if you break up with him and all the tattoos you have with his name? She looked at him like are you crazy? That will never happen. 2 weeks later, she caught him with about 15 girls. Angelina Jolie... Now, this is news. There were 15 girls in a room with Billy Thornton? I don't know. I heard it was a lot. I heard it was more than 1, but you'd really have to call up either Howard Stern or the National Enquirer. If Angeline Jolie is a 5, what is Jennifer Aniston? I'd say, she's a 6 or a 7. Really? Oh, yes. Wow. My standards are very high. Who's a 9? Howard, my standards are very high. Jennifer Aniston is not high. Who has higher standards than I? You know, the National Enquirer did a story that Donald Trump has had more great looking -- they said Wilt Chamberlain had the most women, 24, 000. Right. Anybody could have a lot of women. It's a question... But it's quality, not quantity you're after. He was being interviewed, I think, by Katie Couric a long time ago on the Today Show. He said he wrote a book and the book was terrible, but there was only one statement of the book that was newsworthy that he had -- and he said, I had 24, 000 girls. He used the word girls, and Katie Couric was insulted when he used the word girls. He said, yes, I've had 24, 000 girls. And she couldn't believe that he used the word girls. So what about... Well, I couldn't believe 24, 000, Okay? But he said, I average 5 a day during the NBA days. Wow. Well, you know what? I believe him. What was Lady Di? Was she a 9? No, I think she was great. I think she was -- I mean other than she was wacky, I think that she was close with 10. Really? Yes. I don't understand that. That's what he says... And I don't find you see Angelina Jolie has a great body, big boobs, big natural lips and beautiful eyes. She looks just close to like Betty and Veronica... She got bad skin. She does. Yes, she's got scars all over the skin from removing... What are you... Who is living who's that hot? Who's a 9 or a 10? Well, actually, you see the problem, and Howard and I discuss this a lot when we're out. Actually, the ones that are most beautiful are not the famous ones. Really? He's right. The most beautiful women aren't the famous ones. He's right. I could tell you women that are so beautiful that your eyes would pop out but you would have never heard of. You're absolutely right. In fact, you go through the pages of US magazine and you look at some of these starlets and you go they're not that hot compared to some of the really hottest women. No, no. I mean, I know people. I know women. Of course, I wouldn't touch them because I'm a happily married man. But I know women... Are you? Yes. How's it going by the way? Howard, she's great. Melania is in shape. A fantastic mother and I'm extremely happily married. But I know women that are so beautiful, Howard, that it's not even a contest. If for instance you take the best looking actress in Hollywood, whoever that may be, and there's none. You take the best look. And if she walked into a room next to some of these other women, you know what would happen? What would happen? She'd leave immediately because she's having a different class. I agree with you 100%. By the way, you want to come to scores with us Thursday night? We're having a party. Oh boy, I'd like to do that. Right? You need to chill out a little. You know, as a married man, it's a little tough, right? Yes. Yes. As a married man, you need this. I can do it, but you know the havoc that it would... It wouldn't be worth it. Now, what... I have a very understanding wife. But you know, I would have to pay a big price. You mentioned the name Katie Couric. Now, what do you think of her bombing? And then just today it was reported she has the lowest ratings of all the 3 networks and essentially she is tanking. What do you make of this? Well, I didn't understand one thing because Bob Schieffer -- and you know he did a good job doing the news, right? Right. And he was going steadily up there for years and years of suffering with that moron Dan Rather. Dan Rather, I used to say what does he have on the executives at CBS News? He must have something. Is he like an FBI guy or something? Because they kept him on for years and years and he had these terrible ratings, right? If you had ratings like that, they would have canceled you 15, 20 years ago. Right. So the guys when he was third -- for his whole life he was third. He's a loser. He's terrible. And you know Dan Rather better than I do because there it is. Okay? So -- and he did me on 60 Minutes by the way so I don't like it because he screwed me. All right? But Dan Rather was a terrible, terrible newscaster, who by the way was hired by Mark Cuban. That's true. So now you have 2 losers together. So you feel losers attract losers? I think losers attract losers. And what do you make of Katie Couric? I think Dan Rather and Mark Cuban belong together. Is Katie Couric any good? Well, I hope she's going to be good. I think she's a very nice person. She's a friend of mine. But I did see the ratings aren't exactly Howard Stern-type rating. No. Why did you not ever buy a professional team like... I just never really had the opportunity. I like sports. He was in the football game for a while. Yes, the New Jersey Generals. I had a thing where I was sort of more of a lawsuit league than it was anything. When I took a little team, I figured I could get myself into the NFL with a lawsuit, right? Right. But you know, I had -- and I had fun with that. I have a lot of boxing matches. I have a lot of golf competitions. I have a lot of... Yes, it's fun. Has George Steinbrenner gone soft when he says he's going to keep Joe Torre? Is that the right move? No, because Joe Torre is a great manager. I mean Joe Torre is -- I don't think -- you know -- hey look, I love George. I don't think Joe ever wanted A-Rod. A-Rod is a disaster, okay? And I don't think that Joe ever wanted A-Rod. I think you want to keep Mariano, the second baseman who hit 50 home runs this year. Do you know why Mark Cuban is jealous of you? I'm going to tell you why. Because he doesn't have good looking women? No, it's -- but that could -- that's a part of it. But the truth is, where do you ever see a real estate developer becoming a superstar? It's very, very rare. Now out of all the guys you do real estate, there's tons of guys who develop buildings who are a very wealthy man. Very smart guys. Very bright guys. You never even hear of these guys. That's true. And Donald... And if you ever put them on television, they choke and they wouldn't know what to say. That's right. That's right. When the cameras went on and they say you're in front of 24 million people right now, they'd say, mommy take me home. Exactly. They're vicious brutal animals in the office, right? So the fact of the matter is that somehow, you've broken through and you've become a household name. Well, Donald has a personality, which is what is lacking in many business people. No, no, Robin -- and I'm very handsome. I happen to be a very handsome man. Your looks also get you through the day. I'm glad you said that. Well, you would think it if I ever came after you, Robin. You don't have to worry about it. Are you a 10? Because Robin always attacks me behind my back, Howard. I beg your pardon? Robin, is very two-faced there. What are you talking about? I used to think -- she always hits me behind my back. You're out of your mind. I always try to be nice to her. But when people do things behind my back, I don't like it. One thing about Howard, he likes me to my face and he likes me behind my back. Donald, I have always been very honest and upfront with you. And if I hit you, I hit you right here. I'm not lying to you. I don't mind. I don't mind being hit. I've been hit by a much tougher believe me. But that's not the point. The point is that I have never said anything behind your back that I haven't said to your face. How dare you to accuse me of being two-faced. Absolutely. You're two-faced. Don't worry about it. Could you get Robin if you wanted her? I think I could have her easily. Easily? Oh, my goodness. Without effort? I don't know. She doesn't like white men generally. Oh, no. That's not true. No, I don't think so. Her boyfriends seem to be black, but... They see you. He's black to me, too. Assuming she has a little bit of open-mindedness to a white man, yes, I can get Robin. Yes, she is open to all roses. You know you've insulted me... Talk to me about your beautiful daughter for a second. I saw her in a spread on FHM. I saw her in a picture in a newspaper the other day. Is she dating Lance... No, they're friends. They just talked on the phone. You wouldn't want her banging Lance Armstrong, would you? Well, I mean it's not exactly what I had in mind. Why did the papers say... Everybody loves Ivanka. She's beautiful she's smart she was a top student at the Wharton School of Finance. She's in business. She's really smart. She was a very top model. And she really is a great beauty. You know, you talk about a great beauty, but she's a great beauty and everybody wants to go out with her. Every guy is calling her and I have to really guard her. But one of the people that calls her consistently and all the time is Lance Armstrong. Really? What do you think is going on there? Well, I think she likes him as a person. But I don't think she likes him as a boyfriend. I think she likes him as a person. If he's calling her incessantly... He calls a lot. He does? Now, did... He calls all the time. Are you thinking of calling the authorities? Yes, I'll have him arrested because he's much too old for her. See, I would only allow my daughter -- see, I don't want anybody to take after me. I want my daughter to be with somebody relatively her own age. Really? I don't want her to be like her father where I go out with girls where there's a 24-year difference. What if she started dating Mark Cuban? That would... Would that kill you? Yes, well that would be like dating The Neanderthal. So you would say to her, look, if you date... I don't think he'd have even a little shot with her. If she dated Mark Cuban, would you disown her? I would say -- I don't think that's even a possibility. He's such an unattractive guy. She likes -- she really does like handsome people. Who would you prefer her to date? Well, that's bad because you know that's probably a personality flaw. But she likes handsome people. He's certainly not a handsome... Who would you prefer her to date if she had a choice between... Do you have anybody in mind for her? What if you thought of a choice between Mark Cuban or Osama bin Laden? I'd really have to say neither. I don't even... Neither? I don't even want to joke about Osama bin Laden because frankly why we haven't been able to capture this character is beyond me. All right. We might have to put you on that job. Why we have... That's ridiculous. You should put me on... Because we're wasting our time in Iraq and you know... Believe me, Iraq is the biggest disaster ever. Disaster? It's making Vietnam look like a good war. Right. Iraq is a disaster. The second really -- how about the police that we are training are now on the terrorist side? Oh, yes. Absolutely. They hate us there. The police that we train are now killing our soldiers. I had a soldier on the other day who says to me they hate us over there. They hate us. I have friends -- I mean, a friend of mine he's a great guy, he's a head of a major company. His son goes over there. It's all gung-ho. He comes back, he's blind. His son is blind. Oh, no. And you know the sad part, the son comes back, he says you know they hate us over there so bad. I don't know he's saying innocently. You know he's a young 21-year old kid. He said they hate us, dad, so badly. I don't know if we'll ever be able to -- I can tell you, they hate us beyond... It is a shame. Who would you rather your daughter date? Mark Cuban or Wesley Snipes. Well, I'd much rather -- I think Wesley Snipes is a much better looking guy. All right, there you go. That's... [Inaudible] I'm sure you'd feel that. Absolutely. It's unbelievable that you'd even have to be presenting... [Inaudible] hey, you got to understand. Mark Cuban bought an apartment. When he's looking for an apartment in New York, he goes into my building. Exactly. He's renting in one of my buildings. Well, they know you build a quality building. I'll give you the address where he lives. #1 Central Park West, Trump International Hotel& Tower. Mark Cuban or Howard Stern for your daughter? I'd much rather have Howard Stern. You know why? You're better looking than he is. Thank you. Sally, you're on the air. And you can't say that about a lot of people. Sally, you're on the air with Donald Trump. Mr. Trump, good morning. Go ahead. Good morning, Sal. I would like to know why you got -- how come you got rid of Caroline? She just wasn't doing the job, Sal. She just wasn't doing the job. Did you like Caroline? I thought she was great. I thought she had a great personality. Maybe you could call her up and maybe ask her out on a date. I would love to. What happened? You fired the... My wife would kill me. That would be no good. This is a woman who worked with you and... She was on the first couple of seasons of The Apprentice. Yes, she was on The Apprentice. You've seen her on the first seasons of The Apprentice. And you got rid of her? Yes, I did. I really got rid of her because I also need people that worked the day job. Right. In other words, she was getting too carried away? She became like George. You know George became a star talent, became a star. I became -- we all become stars, right? But I was a star before this. But she became a star, and I can't blame her, she liked it. Were you jealous of the attention? Were you jealous of... [Inaudible] you? Yes. Oh, yes, that will be the day. She liked being a star. And you know what, my attitude is being a star is fantastic, but don't be on my back. You know, you have to -- you have to do the day job, Howard. Right. That's right. She wasn't doing the day job. So it was one of those... I'm still back on why Donald thinks I took a shot at him. Was it during the Martha Stewart thing that I was... Yes, because you defended Martha Stewart and you didn't defend me. I knew it. Boy, I got to to tell you... Listen, and I was nice to you for a long period of time. And you defended Martha Stewart. And I said, what do I need... What did Robin say? I don't even know. I simply said... It's okay. Don't worry about it. She's failed on the air and I became I -- have the #1 show and she failed. I did not -- it was only the... What did you say? Viciousness of Donald's attack. What's the vicious there? I thought you... Excuse me, Robin. She blames me for her failure and I was the only person she came out of the can. I didn't think she was going to be good on The Apprentice. I didn't like her on the Apprentice. NBC wanted her and Mark Burnett wanted it -- wanted her. So I ceded to them and I didn't have to. They put her on The Apprentice. It was a disaster, okay? And it was a disaster. And then -- and she was a disaster. And then she blamed me for her failure, and then Robin comes to her defense. I only -- it was when you started attacking her and her relationships with her daughter. You know I'm not a vicious person. And I just simply said that you -- you know, because you're winning. You're on top. And it was sort of like she's down and she's, you know, flailing around and you can't... She's a wealthy woman. She's doing just fine. She was a friend of mine. I was the one that defended her when she went to jail. I was defending -- I kept defending her. And then she comes out and she blames me when she failed on The Apprentice. And you know what? I didn't mind the first time or the second time or the fifth time. But around 9 times into it, I said we have to stop this. Let me switch the topic for 1 second. Now I see your daughter is looking more beautiful than ever. That's true. Did she... Did you see her last night on Larry King? I didn't see her on Larry King, but I saw her in FHM. You know Larry King got very high ratings last night. I bet. I mean, you're a ratings grabber. But the thing is, did your daughter get breast implants? No. No? You mean that? No, she didn't. I mean I would know if she did. The answer is no. Why? Did she look a little more fat? She looks more voluptuous than ever. No, she didn't get them. And she got thinner. She's actually always been very voluptuous. She's almost 6 feet tall. She is some catch. She's been -- you know she's an amazing beauty. Oh, she's some catch, man. And then you worked your way into that family fortune, my God. You've got a good looking girl. She's got a family fortune. Well, she's got a lot of things going. But more than anything, she is beautiful but she's very smart. She went to the Wharton School of Finance and she graduated with virtually all As. So she's a very smart young woman. So now you got a new book. Right. Why we want... Yes, what is in your book? Why we want... Why We Want You To Be Rich, and it's written by myself and Robert Kiyosaki. You know Robert Kiyosaki did Rich Dad Poor Dad, which is a -- and he's sitting with me if you'd want me to put him on for a second. Would you want... Well, he's not the ratings grabber. You are. Well, okay, because I could if you'd want. Who's he banging? His wife is very beautiful. Robert's got a beautiful wife. I can't tell you beyond that, but his wife is beautiful. Who the hell... You think he's gay and he's banging someone else? I don't know. Hey, Donald, let me tell you something. If anybody wanted to talk to him, he would have written the book himself. You understand what I'm saying? How old is his wife? Oh, Howard, that's so cruel. That's cruel but true. It's the truth. I mean, listen, he needs a Donald Trump name on that book. Well, Robert -- I put -- I just told Robert to pick up his [Inaudible]. But Robert wrote one of the biggest selling books of all time, Rich Dad Poor Dad. I read the book. 27 million copies. It's a very intelligent book. It's a perennial bestseller, yes. Yes, yes. It's a very good book. And so when Robert approached me about doing a book together when we were at the Learning Annex, which is a great institution, we're speaking in front of a tremendous crowd of people... What do I learn if I read this book? Give me the one big message of the book. [Inaudible] nothing because your attention span is about like 3 seconds. Zero. But you'll find you know really successful people do have a very short attention span. I don't have time for nonsense. That's right. Right. So you wouldn't learn much. But if a person read this book, they would learn something about life and how to make money and how to have a good life, how to make money, how you can be rich. Are you happy man, Donald? Yes, I think so. Do you need money to be happy? I mean, I like to say I'm a content man because I don't know if I'm capable of happiness. Do you need money to be happy? Well, it certainly makes it a lot easier. You know a lot of people say money doesn't buy happiness. You know the famous expression by a very poor person by the way. Right. What did you buy personally for yourself within the last month that really made you happy? Nothing. Nothing? No. I don't think -- a golf course. But other than... A golf course? You bought your own golf course? Well, I've got 6 of them. Right. And you go there... I buy golf courses. I buy golf courses, other people buy something else, you know? But I buy golf courses... What is the best thing... I'll tell you what I bought. I bought a suit from Macy's, the Donald J. Trump collection which is a great suit. What is the best thing about being Donald Trump right now? Well, other the fact that I'm married, okay? Right. But -- and I'm very happy that I have a great wife. But if I weren't married, I'd be able to get all of the girls I want except for possibly Robin. Do you think you could now be banging 24-year olds. Oh, absolutely. I'd have no trouble. Would you do it? I have no problem. Yes, do you have an age limit or would you... If I -- no, no. I have no age -- I mean, I have an age. I don't want to be... The upper bracket then? With 12-year olds. Can I make a prediction for you? Yes. I see you have one more marriage in you. Yes. Well, that's nice. I'm sure Melania would love to hear that. No, not against Melania but at one point -- how old are you now? Do you talk about your age? I just turned 60. All right. You're kidding. By the time... I'm going to say something very nice. You certainly don't look your age. Well, thank you. Now, by the time... I've been asked to admit it, but I've just turned 60. By the time you're 70, you're going to want one more 30-year old. Well, that could happen. I'm telling you. [Inaudible] I actually a really wonderful wife who is very understanding. She gets me a lot. I have this beautiful baby who is extremely... How old will she be in 10 years, your wife? Well, she'll be -- she's now 35, so she'll be 45 in 10 years. And you're 70... [Inaudible] sometime after 40. You think you're going to date a 45-year old? By the way, a big fan of yours. She's married. My son Don just walked in. How's he doing? He's doing great. He's a nice kid. I like him. Good kid and he works hard and his sister. We're just talking about your sister, Don. I'm talking to the legendary Howard Stern and Robin who can't stand me. Oh, here we go. Well, I'm talking to the legendary Howard Stern. Where are you right now? Your office? In my office. Oh, you're in your office. I'm in my office. And your other son has come... As soon as I hang up, I can get back to business. Your other son has come to work with you. And now Eric is just here with me. Yes. That's right. Eric is going to be terrific. So many sons to sit and divide the fortune. Well, it's good. That's good. Before you know... And you know 21 years, Barron will join them. Right. And that will be nice. Would you ever -- would you frown upon your son? I mean, he's married now but banging one of the women that you banged? I wouldn't be thrilled with that. Right. No, I wouldn't be thrilled with that. Andy Dick was in here the other day high fiving his son because his son banged his girlfriend. Wow. I don't know. Andy Dick -- I'm not Andy Dick. You're no Andy Dick. You're no dick. I can tell you that. Well the book is called Why We Want You To Be Rich: Two Men, One Message is in stores right now. Howard, it just went to #1. Really? In 1 day. Yes, it came out yesterday and within 1 hour after its launch, it went to the #1 book. And you published this yourself? Yes, we publish so the publishers don't make money. Well, how do you do that? How do you distribute it? Well, you can only do it -- you only do it in 2 cases, if you have a book that's going to be a monster or if you have a book that won't sell at all. If you have a book where you can't get a publisher, you publish it yourself. 3 people buy it and you can say I wrote a book. If you have money like we do and if you -- you know, I've had #1 bestsellers numerous and Robert has one of the biggest books of all time. And so you know we obviously had every publisher -- every single publisher out there was begging us to do it. But the publishers make a lot of money and they take a lot of money out of it. We've given a lot of money that we make from the book. We give it to the foundation and it's an educational foundation and the kind of thing you couldn't care less about because it's boring. Yes. But the fact is that we give a lot of money to the foundation and this is money that can go to the foundation. So the publisher -- this book will -- I mean, we've already gone out with a million copies. And it's selling well. What would you do -- this is the final question. Are you ready? You are the president of the United States. What do we do about North Korea? I would be so tough, you have no idea. What does that mean? You have no idea how tough I'd be. You would... Embargoes? Embargoes? Well, I think I'd go beyond embargoes. But I... I know the fuckers up. I would be so tough but I wouldn't send Condoleezza Rice in to negotiate. Why? Is she bad? No, I don't think she's tough enough. I mean, I don't think she's a tough person. Lightweight? I think she's not tough enough to do a good job. Who will be the next president? I don't want to say. Say it. No, I can't say it. I don't want to say. I know every one of the candidates and every one of them is... Who do you think is going to win? I don't want to say, Howard. Who... We have some interesting candidates. I think Hillary is going to run as a Democrat. Can she win? I think she's going to get the nomination. Do you think she can win? I think John McCain and Rudy are going to form together. I think they're going to get the nomination. John McCain... John McCain and Rudy? John McCain... I think John McCain and Rudy, and they really like each other. I think they're going to end up forming an alliance and running together. Who is a better president, John McCain or Rudy? Well, I don't want to say because you know... Say it. But I can tell you I know them both. They're both good men, but I really don't want to say. Now I will tell you, I know Rudy very well, he's a very capable guy. What are you going to do... And is he going to run with somebody you think? No, what are you going to... I believe so. That's my opinion. What are you -- I don't think... It's everybody else's now. But that's my opinion. I don't think Rudy Giuliani will run. I think he's having a great life. He's making some good money. Do you think he has... [Inaudible] call me up and say I apologize. No, I'm not. Listen, I'm just... [Inaudible] ultimately it's John McCain and Rudy is a ticket against Hillary and it's going to be a very interesting race. And never underestimate Hillary. She's very smart. Can a woman win the presidency in this country today? Absolutely, a woman could win. I think a woman... [Inaudible] You think a woman would do a worse job than Bush? No. Nobody could do a worse job... I think Hillary Clinton's sensational. I don't think she would be a bad president at all. But I don't know if Middle America would vote for a woman. You think we'd be doing worse than we are right now? No, I think we'd be doing great. So it's really tough. Where are you now? You're in your office... In my office. And wearing one of those suits the whole day? I'm working very hard wearing a Macy's suit. Would I ever see you in a jogging suit at work? You would. I -- when I carried the torch, I was in a jogging suit. And that felt okay to you? Not so good because if you're a little heavy they say oh shit Trump is heavy just like everyone else. That's no good. Who is the most beautiful woman on the planet besides your wife and your daughter right now? Well, there are -- I could name 10 but you've... Name the one. I don't want to name any because... Name one. People will say I'm having an affair with her. No, no one will say that. I can't do that, Howard. Who is the most beautiful woman on the planet earth right now, famous woman that we know. Famous woman? [Inaudible] famous woman. I can't -- I can't do it. Why not? Because I know every one of them and I'm going to insult every one when I make... You're not naming anybody as ugly. Sit down, sit down. Robin is the most beautiful woman. Oh, stop it. Sit down and come up with a list then call me back. I'll let you know. The book is called Why We Want You To Be Rich: Two Men and One Message. Why do they want to be... On sale right now. Here's my book, I don't give a shit if you're rich. Why do I care if you're rich? And why do I care if you're rich by the way? Howard, this is kind of attention grabber with Robert Kiyosaki. The reason you want to get rich is so you can get laid. It's only sex and money that... And why do you care if I'm rich? If that gets laid. You are rich. No. I like the idea that people have a better life, Howard. You do? I do. You care that people get rich? I went to the Wharton School of Finance as a very good student. I make speeches in front of 50, 000, 60, 000 people for the Learning Annex. I love to educate and if I can impart some of my, you know, through trial and tribulations, some of what I have on to other people, I like doing it. I don't think you're telling the truth. I think you want all the money in the world. And the more rich people that are on the world, less money for you. Okay, well that's another way of looking at it. But I really do, if I can help people -- you know, honestly, if I can help people, I like helping people. That's nice. And I'm helping people by writing this book. And Robert Kiyosaki is a very talented guy who really does this and does it better than anybody. How big is Robert Kiyosaki's penis. Oh! Robert, are you hung well? No, I'm not. You're not? I'm not like you. Are you bigger than Donald? You ever seen Donald naked? No, I never -- we haven't got that far. All right. Well, let's hope you 2 get nude and look at each other's penis all day long. Thank you so much, Mr. Donald Trump, my friend. Thank you. Make sure, Robin... And I hope that Donald and I can mend fences. Yes, when he comes in, you 2 will make out. And Robert Kiyosaki, thank you. Thank you, Howard. So long, Howard. Take care, guys. So long, Robert. Bye bye.