Interview: Donald Trump on The Howard Stern Show - October 10, 2006

I think she knows how to brand. I think she's highly underrated.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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And number two, Angelina Jolie is unattractive.

Donald Trump

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I don't think she's good looking at all.

Robin Quivers

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That's fine.

Howard Stern

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I don't think she's good looking at all. I mean, I've seen -- and what she does to that poor pathetic father. I mean, I hate to see the grandkids...

Donald Trump

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Brad Pitt?

Robin Quivers

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Oh, someday I'll see my grandson.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Oh, you mean Jon Voight.

Donald Trump

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And he starts crying on television. It's like, give me a break.

Howard Stern

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That's a shame.

Donald Trump

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I'd like to talk to him. Jon, write her off. It's over. Don't leave her your money. Don't leave her anything write her off.

Robin Quivers

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If your children treated you the way Angelina Jolie treats Jon Voight, you would cut them off.

Howard Stern

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No, I'd cut them off and probably sue their ass.

Donald Trump

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What are you going to do it for? Being bad kids?

Howard Stern

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For being pains in the ass.

Donald Trump

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I don't think Angelina Jolie is good looking. Let's get down to it. This is -- we're doing the Howard Stern...

Howard Stern

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On a scale of 1 to 10, what is she?

Robin Quivers

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I'll rate her a solid 5.

Howard Stern

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Did she turn you down once?

Donald Trump

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Only a 5?

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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Bad skin.

Howard Stern

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Go ahead.

Donald Trump

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Her lips are fine.

Robin Quivers

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Her lips are fine, but she's not good -- I mean, she's okay. She's fine, you know? If it wasn't Angelina -- she wouldn't be able to get that. If her name -- if she weren't who she was now. When I see her lip...

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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How did she get to be that?

Donald Trump

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Listen to this, Robin. When I see her lip locked with her brother...

Howard Stern

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At the Academy Awards a few years ago.

Robin Quivers

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Donald Trump

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I mean, frenching him. When I see her with Billy Bob Thornton saying, "Oh

Howard Stern

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Yes?

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Go ahead.

Donald Trump

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You know, all of this -- I'm just not a fan of Angelina. Now why Brad Pitt wants her, I don't get it. Now...

Howard Stern

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Me either.

Donald Trump

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And Howard, let's get you -- you had me here because you like ratings, right?

Howard Stern

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Now, let's get to Brad Pitt, right?

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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I don't consider him to be Cary Grant. I mean, you know, I don't get Brad Pitt either. Is Brad Pitt really a good-looking guy.

Robin Quivers

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Howard Stern

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Well, let me tell you something. Brad Pitt is -- we're real men and we love to bang women. So we don't know...

Donald Trump

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You don't know what a good-looking guy.

Howard Stern

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The reason we think he's a good looking guy is because he looks almost like a girl. Rather than like a good-looking guy. He's okay.

Robin Quivers

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Now -- yes. And let me tell you something. This guy screws himself so bad he took up with her on a movie. It was exciting.

Howard Stern

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I thought he thought like for a few months --

Donald Trump

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It's going to be like that all the time.

Howard Stern

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And go to Africa and be exciting. And now...

Donald Trump

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Now he's dragging around all the adopted kids...

Howard Stern

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I mean, it's unbelievable.

Robin Quivers

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From different nations.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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You say that like it's a bad thing.

Howard Stern

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Of course, it's a bad thing. The guy loaded down with children. He's now -- he's pushing a baby carriage. This guy used to get laid all the time. He's that fun. And now he's all saddled down with Angelina Jolie, and she's the real deal. She really does believe in all these do good a cause. And he's not going to have any fun.

Donald Trump

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You know one of the greatest interviews I've ever seen was Brian Williams about 4 years ago interviewing on Life Today Show, Angelina Jolie. Okay?

Howard Stern

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And he's interviewing her, and she had blood wrapped around her neck in a capsule.

Robin Quivers

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Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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It was Billy Bob Thornton's blood. And he said could I touch that? She almost killed him, that he would dare touch this blood.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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And then he said, what happens if you break up with him and all the tattoos you have with his name? She looked at him like are you crazy? That will never happen. 2 weeks later, she caught him with about 15 girls.

Robin Quivers

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Donald Trump

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Angelina Jolie...

Howard Stern

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Now, this is news. There were 15 girls in a room with Billy Thornton?

Donald Trump

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I don't know. I heard it was a lot. I heard it was more than 1, but you'd really have to call up either Howard Stern or the National Enquirer.

Howard Stern

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If Angeline Jolie is a 5, what is Jennifer Aniston?

Donald Trump

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I'd say, she's a 6 or a 7.

Robin Quivers

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My standards are very high.

Donald Trump

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Oh, yes.

Robin Quivers

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Wow.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Who's a 9?

Donald Trump

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Howard, my standards are very high.

Howard Stern

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Jennifer Aniston is not high.

Robin Quivers

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Who has higher standards than I? You know, the National Enquirer did a story that Donald Trump has had more great looking -- they said Wilt Chamberlain had the most women, 24, 000.

Donald Trump

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Right. Anybody could have a lot of women. It's a question...

Howard Stern

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But it's quality, not quantity you're after.

Donald Trump

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He was being interviewed, I think, by Katie Couric a long time ago on the Today Show. He said he wrote a book and the book was terrible, but there was only one statement of the book that was newsworthy that he had -- and he said, I had 24, 000 girls. He used the word girls, and Katie Couric was insulted when he used the word girls. He said, yes, I've had 24, 000 girls. And she couldn't believe that he used the word girls.

Robin Quivers

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So what about...

Donald Trump

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Well, I couldn't believe 24, 000, Okay? But he said, I average 5 a day during the NBA days.

Howard Stern

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Wow.

Donald Trump

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Well, you know what? I believe him.

Howard Stern

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What was Lady Di? Was she a 9?

Donald Trump

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No, I think she was great. I think she was -- I mean other than she was wacky, I think that she was close with 10.

Howard Stern

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Robin Quivers

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And I don't find you see Angelina Jolie has a great body, big boobs, big natural lips and beautiful eyes. She looks just close to like Betty and Veronica...

Howard Stern

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I don't understand that.

Donald Trump

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That's what he says...

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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She got bad skin.

Howard Stern

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She does.

Robin Quivers

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Yes, she's got scars all over the skin from removing...

Donald Trump

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What are you...

Robin Quivers

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Who is living who's that hot? Who's a 9 or a 10?

Howard Stern

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Well, actually, you see the problem, and Howard and I discuss this a lot when we're out. Actually, the ones that are most beautiful are not the famous ones.

Donald Trump

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The most beautiful women aren't the famous ones.

Howard Stern

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He's right.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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He's right.

Donald Trump

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I could tell you women that are so beautiful that your eyes would pop out but you would have never heard of.

Howard Stern

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You're absolutely right. In fact, you go through the pages of US magazine and you look at some of these starlets and you go they're not that hot compared to some of the really hottest women.

Donald Trump

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No, no. I mean, I know people. I know women. Of course, I wouldn't touch them because I'm a happily married man. But I know women...

Howard Stern

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Are you?

Donald Trump

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How's it going by the way?

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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Howard, she's great.

Howard Stern

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Melania is in shape.

Donald Trump

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A fantastic mother and I'm extremely happily married. But I know women that are so beautiful, Howard, that it's not even a contest. If for instance you take the best looking actress in Hollywood, whoever that may be, and there's none. You take the best look. And if she walked into a room next to some of these other women, you know what would happen?

Howard Stern

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What would happen?

Donald Trump

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She'd leave immediately because she's having a different class.

Howard Stern

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I agree with you 100%. By the way, you want to come to scores with us Thursday night? We're having a party.

Donald Trump

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Oh boy, I'd like to do that.

Howard Stern

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Right? You need to chill out a little.

Robin Quivers

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You know, as a married man, it's a little tough, right?

Donald Trump

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Yes. As a married man, you need this.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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I can do it, but you know the havoc that it would...

Howard Stern

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It wouldn't be worth it. Now, what...

Donald Trump

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I have a very understanding wife. But you know, I would have to pay a big price.

Howard Stern

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You mentioned the name Katie Couric. Now, what do you think of her bombing? And then just today it was reported she has the lowest ratings of all the 3 networks and essentially she is tanking. What do you make of this?

Donald Trump

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Well, I didn't understand one thing because Bob Schieffer -- and you know he did a good job doing the news, right?

Howard Stern

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And he was going steadily up there for years and years of suffering with that moron Dan Rather. Dan Rather, I used to say what does he have on the executives at CBS News? He must have something. Is he like an FBI guy or something? Because they kept him on for years and years and he had these terrible ratings, right? If you had ratings like that, they would have canceled you 15, 20 years ago.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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So the guys when he was third -- for his whole life he was third. He's a loser. He's terrible. And you know Dan Rather better than I do because there it is. Okay? So -- and he did me on 60 Minutes by the way so I don't like it because he screwed me.

Donald Trump

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Robin Quivers

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All right?

Donald Trump

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But Dan Rather was a terrible, terrible newscaster, who by the way was hired by Mark Cuban.

Howard Stern

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So now you have 2 losers together.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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So you feel losers attract losers?

Donald Trump

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I think losers attract losers.

Howard Stern

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And what do you make of Katie Couric?

Donald Trump

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I think Dan Rather and Mark Cuban belong together.

Howard Stern

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Is Katie Couric any good?

Donald Trump

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Well, I hope she's going to be good. I think she's a very nice person. She's a friend of mine. But I did see the ratings aren't exactly Howard Stern-type rating.

Robin Quivers

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No. Why did you not ever buy a professional team like...

Howard Stern

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I just never really had the opportunity. I like sports.

Donald Trump

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He was in the football game for a while.

Howard Stern

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Yes, the New Jersey Generals.

Donald Trump

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I had a thing where I was sort of more of a lawsuit league than it was anything. When I took a little team, I figured I could get myself into the NFL with a lawsuit, right?

Howard Stern

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But you know, I had -- and I had fun with that. I have a lot of boxing matches. I have a lot of golf competitions. I have a lot of...

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Yes, it's fun. Has George Steinbrenner gone soft when he says he's going to keep Joe Torre? Is that the right move?

Donald Trump

00:10:29 - 00:10:45 (15 sec)

No, because Joe Torre is a great manager. I mean Joe Torre is -- I don't think -- you know -- hey look, I love George. I don't think Joe ever wanted A-Rod. A-Rod is a disaster, okay? And I don't think that Joe ever wanted A-Rod. I think you want to keep Mariano, the second baseman who hit 50 home runs this year.

Howard Stern

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Do you know why Mark Cuban is jealous of you? I'm going to tell you why.

Donald Trump

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Because he doesn't have good looking women?

Howard Stern

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No, it's -- but that could -- that's a part of it. But the truth is, where do you ever see a real estate developer becoming a superstar? It's very, very rare. Now out of all the guys you do real estate, there's tons of guys who develop buildings who are a very wealthy man.

Donald Trump

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Very smart guys.

Howard Stern

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Very bright guys. You never even hear of these guys.

Donald Trump

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And if you ever put them on television, they choke and they wouldn't know what to say.

Howard Stern

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And Donald...

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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That's right. That's right.

Donald Trump

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When the cameras went on and they say you're in front of 24 million people right now, they'd say, mommy take me home.

Howard Stern

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Exactly.

Robin Quivers

00:11:20 - 00:11:23 (3 sec)

They're vicious brutal animals in the office, right?

Donald Trump

00:11:23 - 00:11:28 (5 sec)

So the fact of the matter is that somehow, you've broken through and you've become a household name.

Howard Stern

00:11:28 - 00:11:33 (4 sec)

Well, Donald has a personality, which is what is lacking in many business people.

Robin Quivers

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No, no, Robin -- and I'm very handsome. I happen to be a very handsome man.

Donald Trump

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Your looks also get you through the day.

Howard Stern

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I'm glad you said that.

Donald Trump

00:11:40 - 00:11:44 (4 sec)

Well, you would think it if I ever came after you, Robin. You don't have to worry about it.

Robin Quivers

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Are you a 10?

Donald Trump

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Because Robin always attacks me behind my back, Howard.

Robin Quivers

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I beg your pardon?

Donald Trump

00:11:48 - 00:11:50 (1 sec)

Robin, is very two-faced there.

Robin Quivers

00:11:50 - 00:11:51 (1 sec)

What are you talking about?

Donald Trump

00:11:51 - 00:11:53 (3 sec)

I used to think -- she always hits me behind my back.

Robin Quivers

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You're out of your mind.

Donald Trump

00:11:54 - 00:12:02 (8 sec)

I always try to be nice to her. But when people do things behind my back, I don't like it. One thing about Howard, he likes me to my face and he likes me behind my back.

Robin Quivers

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Donald, I have always been very honest and upfront with you. And if I hit you, I hit you right here. I'm not lying to you.

Howard Stern

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I don't mind. I don't mind being hit. I've been hit by a much tougher believe me.

Donald Trump

00:12:12 - 00:12:21 (9 sec)

But that's not the point. The point is that I have never said anything behind your back that I haven't said to your face. How dare you to accuse me of being two-faced.

Howard Stern

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Absolutely. You're two-faced.

Donald Trump

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Don't worry about it.

Howard Stern

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Could you get Robin if you wanted her?

Robin Quivers

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I think I could have her easily.

Howard Stern

00:12:26 - 00:12:27 (0 sec)

Easily?

Donald Trump

00:12:27 - 00:12:28 (2 sec)

Oh, my goodness.

Howard Stern

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Without effort?

Donald Trump

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I don't know. She doesn't like white men generally.

Robin Quivers

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Oh, no. That's not true.

Howard Stern

00:12:34 - 00:12:39 (5 sec)

No, I don't think so. Her boyfriends seem to be black, but...

Donald Trump

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They see you.

Howard Stern

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He's black to me, too.

Robin Quivers

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Assuming she has a little bit of open-mindedness to a white man, yes, I can get Robin.

Howard Stern

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Yes, she is open to all roses.

Robin Quivers

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You know you've insulted me...

Donald Trump

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Talk to me about your beautiful daughter for a second. I saw her in a spread on FHM. I saw her in a picture in a newspaper the other day.

Howard Stern

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Is she dating Lance...

Donald Trump

00:12:57 - 00:12:59 (2 sec)

No, they're friends. They just talked on the phone.

Howard Stern

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You wouldn't want her banging Lance Armstrong, would you?

Donald Trump

00:13:02 - 00:13:05 (3 sec)

Well, I mean it's not exactly what I had in mind.

Robin Quivers

00:13:05 - 00:13:07 (2 sec)

Why did the papers say...

Howard Stern

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Everybody loves Ivanka. She's beautiful she's smart she was a top student at the Wharton School of Finance. She's in business. She's really smart. She was a very top model. And she really is a great beauty. You know, you talk about a great beauty, but she's a great beauty and everybody wants to go out with her. Every guy is calling her and I have to really guard her. But one of the people that calls her consistently and all the time is Lance Armstrong.

Donald Trump

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What do you think is going on there?

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

00:13:31 - 00:13:36 (5 sec)

Well, I think she likes him as a person. But I don't think she likes him as a boyfriend. I think she likes him as a person.

Howard Stern

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If he's calling her incessantly...

Donald Trump

00:13:37 - 00:13:38 (1 sec)

He calls a lot.

Howard Stern

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He does? Now, did...

Donald Trump

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He calls all the time.

Robin Quivers

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Are you thinking of calling the authorities?

Donald Trump

00:13:41 - 00:13:51 (10 sec)

Yes, I'll have him arrested because he's much too old for her. See, I would only allow my daughter -- see, I don't want anybody to take after me. I want my daughter to be with somebody relatively her own age.

Howard Stern

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I don't want her to be like her father where I go out with girls where there's a 24-year difference.

Donald Trump

00:13:52 - 00:13:57 (5 sec)

Howard Stern

00:13:57 - 00:13:59 (2 sec)

What if she started dating Mark Cuban?

Donald Trump

00:13:59 - 00:13:59 (0 sec)

That would...

Howard Stern

00:13:59 - 00:14:01 (2 sec)

Would that kill you?

Donald Trump

00:14:01 - 00:14:04 (3 sec)

Yes, well that would be like dating The Neanderthal.

Howard Stern

00:14:04 - 00:14:06 (2 sec)

So you would say to her, look, if you date...

Donald Trump

00:14:06 - 00:14:08 (2 sec)

I don't think he'd have even a little shot with her.

Howard Stern

00:14:08 - 00:14:10 (2 sec)

If she dated Mark Cuban, would you disown her?

Donald Trump

00:14:10 - 00:14:18 (8 sec)

I would say -- I don't think that's even a possibility. He's such an unattractive guy. She likes -- she really does like handsome people.

Howard Stern

00:14:18 - 00:14:19 (1 sec)

Who would you prefer her to date?

Robin Quivers

00:14:19 - 00:14:26 (6 sec)

Well, that's bad because you know that's probably a personality flaw. But she likes handsome people. He's certainly not a handsome...

Howard Stern

00:14:26 - 00:14:28 (2 sec)

Who would you prefer her to date if she had a choice between...

Donald Trump

00:14:28 - 00:14:29 (2 sec)

Do you have anybody in mind for her?

Howard Stern

00:14:29 - 00:14:33 (3 sec)

What if you thought of a choice between Mark Cuban or Osama bin Laden?

Donald Trump

00:14:33 - 00:14:36 (3 sec)

I'd really have to say neither. I don't even...

Howard Stern

00:14:36 - 00:14:36 (1 sec)

Neither?

Robin Quivers

00:14:36 - 00:14:42 (6 sec)

I don't even want to joke about Osama bin Laden because frankly why we haven't been able to capture this character is beyond me.

Donald Trump

00:14:42 - 00:14:43 (0 sec)

All right.

Howard Stern

00:14:43 - 00:14:45 (2 sec)

We might have to put you on that job.

Donald Trump

00:14:45 - 00:14:45 (0 sec)

Why we have...

Howard Stern

00:14:45 - 00:14:46 (1 sec)

That's ridiculous.

Donald Trump

00:14:46 - 00:14:47 (1 sec)

You should put me on...

Howard Stern

00:14:47 - 00:14:49 (2 sec)

Because we're wasting our time in Iraq and you know...

Donald Trump

00:14:49 - 00:14:51 (2 sec)

Believe me, Iraq is the biggest disaster ever.

Howard Stern

00:14:51 - 00:14:51 (0 sec)

Disaster?

Donald Trump

00:14:51 - 00:14:53 (2 sec)

It's making Vietnam look like a good war.

Robin Quivers

00:14:53 - 00:14:54 (0 sec)

Iraq is a disaster. The second really -- how about the police that we are training are now on the terrorist side?

Howard Stern

00:14:54 - 00:14:59 (5 sec)

Donald Trump

00:14:59 - 00:14:59 (0 sec)

Oh, yes.

Howard Stern

00:14:59 - 00:15:00 (1 sec)

Absolutely. They hate us there.

Donald Trump

00:15:00 - 00:15:02 (2 sec)

The police that we train are now killing our soldiers.

Howard Stern

00:15:02 - 00:15:06 (3 sec)

I had a soldier on the other day who says to me they hate us over there.

Donald Trump

00:15:06 - 00:15:15 (9 sec)

They hate us. I have friends -- I mean, a friend of mine he's a great guy, he's a head of a major company. His son goes over there. It's all gung-ho. He comes back, he's blind. His son is blind.

Howard Stern

00:15:15 - 00:15:16 (1 sec)

Oh, no.

Donald Trump

00:15:16 - 00:15:29 (13 sec)

And you know the sad part, the son comes back, he says you know they hate us over there so bad. I don't know he's saying innocently. You know he's a young 21-year old kid. He said they hate us, dad, so badly. I don't know if we'll ever be able to -- I can tell you, they hate us beyond...

Howard Stern

00:15:29 - 00:15:33 (4 sec)

It is a shame. Who would you rather your daughter date? Mark Cuban or Wesley Snipes.

Donald Trump

00:15:33 - 00:15:37 (4 sec)

Well, I'd much rather -- I think Wesley Snipes is a much better looking guy.

Howard Stern

00:15:37 - 00:15:39 (2 sec)

All right, there you go. That's...

Donald Trump

00:15:39 - 00:15:41 (2 sec)

[Inaudible] I'm sure you'd feel that.

Howard Stern

00:15:41 - 00:15:43 (2 sec)

Absolutely. It's unbelievable that you'd even have to be presenting...

Donald Trump

00:15:43 - 00:15:49 (6 sec)

[Inaudible] hey, you got to understand. Mark Cuban bought an apartment. When he's looking for an apartment in New York, he goes into my building.

Howard Stern

00:15:49 - 00:15:49 (0 sec)

Exactly.

Donald Trump

00:15:49 - 00:15:51 (2 sec)

He's renting in one of my buildings.

Howard Stern

00:15:51 - 00:15:53 (2 sec)

Well, they know you build a quality building.

Donald Trump

00:15:53 - 00:15:59 (6 sec)

I'll give you the address where he lives. #1 Central Park West, Trump International Hotel& Tower.

Howard Stern

00:15:59 - 00:16:01 (2 sec)

Mark Cuban or Howard Stern for your daughter?

Sally (Caller)

00:16:01 - 00:16:04 (3 sec)

I'd much rather have Howard Stern. You know why? You're better looking than he is.

Howard Stern

00:16:04 - 00:16:08 (4 sec)

Thank you. Sally, you're on the air. And you can't say that about a lot of people. Sally, you're on the air with Donald Trump.

Donald Trump

00:16:08 - 00:16:09 (1 sec)

Mr. Trump, good morning.

Sally (Caller)

00:16:09 - 00:16:09 (1 sec)

Go ahead.

Donald Trump

00:16:09 - 00:16:10 (1 sec)

Good morning, Sal.

Sally (Caller)

00:16:10 - 00:16:16 (6 sec)

I would like to know why you got -- how come you got rid of Caroline?

Donald Trump

00:16:16 - 00:16:20 (4 sec)

She just wasn't doing the job, Sal. She just wasn't doing the job. Did you like Caroline?

Sally (Caller)

00:16:20 - 00:16:23 (3 sec)

I thought she was great. I thought she had a great personality.

Howard Stern

00:16:23 - 00:16:26 (3 sec)

Maybe you could call her up and maybe ask her out on a date.

Sally (Caller)

00:16:26 - 00:16:27 (1 sec)

I would love to.

Donald Trump

00:16:27 - 00:16:29 (2 sec)

What happened? You fired the...

Howard Stern

00:16:29 - 00:16:30 (1 sec)

My wife would kill me.

Robin Quivers

00:16:30 - 00:16:30 (1 sec)

That would be no good.

Donald Trump

00:16:30 - 00:16:32 (2 sec)

This is a woman who worked with you and...

Howard Stern

00:16:32 - 00:16:34 (2 sec)

She was on the first couple of seasons of The Apprentice.

Donald Trump

00:16:34 - 00:16:38 (3 sec)

Yes, she was on The Apprentice. You've seen her on the first seasons of The Apprentice.

Howard Stern

00:16:38 - 00:16:38 (1 sec)

And you got rid of her?

Donald Trump

00:16:38 - 00:16:42 (4 sec)

Yes, I did. I really got rid of her because I also need people that worked the day job.

Howard Stern

00:16:42 - 00:16:44 (3 sec)

Right. In other words, she was getting too carried away?

Donald Trump

00:16:44 - 00:16:55 (11 sec)

She became like George. You know George became a star talent, became a star. I became -- we all become stars, right? But I was a star before this. But she became a star, and I can't blame her, she liked it.

Howard Stern

00:16:55 - 00:16:58 (3 sec)

Were you jealous of the attention? Were you jealous of...

Donald Trump

00:16:58 - 00:16:59 (1 sec)

[Inaudible] you?

Howard Stern

00:16:59 - 00:17:02 (3 sec)

Yes. Oh, yes, that will be the day.

Donald Trump

00:17:02 - 00:17:11 (10 sec)

She liked being a star. And you know what, my attitude is being a star is fantastic, but don't be on my back. You know, you have to -- you have to do the day job, Howard.

Robin Quivers

00:17:11 - 00:17:12 (1 sec)

Right. That's right.

Donald Trump

00:17:12 - 00:17:14 (2 sec)

She wasn't doing the day job. So it was one of those...

Robin Quivers

00:17:14 - 00:17:18 (4 sec)

I'm still back on why Donald thinks I took a shot at him. Was it during the Martha Stewart thing that I was...

Howard Stern

00:17:18 - 00:17:23 (4 sec)

Yes, because you defended Martha Stewart and you didn't defend me.

Donald Trump

00:17:23 - 00:17:23 (0 sec)

I knew it.

Howard Stern

00:17:23 - 00:17:24 (1 sec)

Boy, I got to to tell you...

Robin Quivers

00:17:24 - 00:17:29 (5 sec)

Listen, and I was nice to you for a long period of time. And you defended Martha Stewart. And I said, what do I need...

Donald Trump

00:17:29 - 00:17:32 (3 sec)

What did Robin say? I don't even know.

Robin Quivers

00:17:32 - 00:17:34 (2 sec)

I simply said...

Howard Stern

00:17:34 - 00:17:38 (4 sec)

It's okay. Don't worry about it. She's failed on the air and I became I -- have the #1 show and she failed.

Robin Quivers

00:17:38 - 00:17:39 (1 sec)

I did not -- it was only the...

Donald Trump

00:17:39 - 00:17:40 (1 sec)

What did you say?

Robin Quivers

00:17:40 - 00:17:41 (1 sec)

Viciousness of Donald's attack.

Donald Trump

00:17:41 - 00:17:43 (2 sec)

What's the vicious there?

Robin Quivers

00:17:43 - 00:17:43 (0 sec)

I thought you...

Donald Trump

00:17:43 - 00:18:10 (27 sec)

Excuse me, Robin. She blames me for her failure and I was the only person she came out of the can. I didn't think she was going to be good on The Apprentice. I didn't like her on the Apprentice. NBC wanted her and Mark Burnett wanted it -- wanted her. So I ceded to them and I didn't have to. They put her on The Apprentice. It was a disaster, okay? And it was a disaster. And then -- and she was a disaster. And then she blamed me for her failure, and then Robin comes to her defense.

Robin Quivers

00:18:10 - 00:18:15 (4 sec)

I only -- it was when you started attacking her and her relationships with her daughter.

Donald Trump

00:18:15 - 00:18:17 (2 sec)

You know I'm not a vicious person.

Howard Stern

00:18:17 - 00:18:28 (11 sec)

And I just simply said that you -- you know, because you're winning. You're on top. And it was sort of like she's down and she's, you know, flailing around and you can't...

Donald Trump

00:18:28 - 00:18:45 (17 sec)

She's a wealthy woman. She's doing just fine. She was a friend of mine. I was the one that defended her when she went to jail. I was defending -- I kept defending her. And then she comes out and she blames me when she failed on The Apprentice. And you know what? I didn't mind the first time or the second time or the fifth time. But around 9 times into it, I said we have to stop this.

Howard Stern

00:18:45 - 00:18:50 (5 sec)

Let me switch the topic for 1 second. Now I see your daughter is looking more beautiful than ever.

Donald Trump

00:18:50 - 00:18:51 (1 sec)

Did you see her last night on Larry King?

Howard Stern

00:18:51 - 00:18:51 (0 sec)

Did she...

Donald Trump

00:18:51 - 00:18:53 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:18:53 - 00:18:56 (3 sec)

I didn't see her on Larry King, but I saw her in FHM.

Donald Trump

00:18:56 - 00:18:58 (2 sec)

You know Larry King got very high ratings last night.

Howard Stern

00:18:58 - 00:19:04 (6 sec)

I bet. I mean, you're a ratings grabber. But the thing is, did your daughter get breast implants?

Donald Trump

00:19:04 - 00:19:05 (1 sec)

No, she didn't. I mean I would know if she did. The answer is no. Why? Did she look a little more fat?

Howard Stern

00:19:05 - 00:19:06 (1 sec)

No? You mean that?

Donald Trump

00:19:06 - 00:19:10 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:19:10 - 00:19:12 (2 sec)

She looks more voluptuous than ever.

Donald Trump

00:19:12 - 00:19:15 (3 sec)

No, she didn't get them.

Howard Stern

00:19:15 - 00:19:16 (1 sec)

And she got thinner.

Donald Trump

00:19:16 - 00:19:20 (4 sec)

She's actually always been very voluptuous. She's almost 6 feet tall.

Howard Stern

00:19:20 - 00:19:21 (1 sec)

She is some catch.

Donald Trump

00:19:21 - 00:19:23 (3 sec)

She's been -- you know she's an amazing beauty.

Howard Stern

00:19:23 - 00:19:31 (7 sec)

Oh, she's some catch, man. And then you worked your way into that family fortune, my God. You've got a good looking girl. She's got a family fortune.

Donald Trump

00:19:31 - 00:19:42 (12 sec)

Well, she's got a lot of things going. But more than anything, she is beautiful but she's very smart. She went to the Wharton School of Finance and she graduated with virtually all As. So she's a very smart young woman.

Howard Stern

00:19:42 - 00:19:44 (2 sec)

So now you got a new book.

Robin Quivers

00:19:44 - 00:19:44 (0 sec)

Yes, what is in your book?

Howard Stern

00:19:44 - 00:19:45 (1 sec)

Why we want...

Donald Trump

00:19:45 - 00:19:45 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:19:45 - 00:19:46 (0 sec)

Why we want...

Donald Trump

00:19:46 - 00:19:55 (9 sec)

Why We Want You To Be Rich, and it's written by myself and Robert Kiyosaki. You know Robert Kiyosaki did Rich Dad Poor Dad, which is a -- and he's sitting with me if you'd want me to put him on for a second. Would you want...

Howard Stern

00:19:55 - 00:19:58 (2 sec)

Well, he's not the ratings grabber. You are.

Robin Quivers

00:19:58 - 00:19:59 (1 sec)

Well, okay, because I could if you'd want.

Donald Trump

00:19:59 - 00:20:00 (1 sec)

Who's he banging?

Howard Stern

00:20:00 - 00:20:01 (1 sec)

His wife is very beautiful.

Robin Quivers

00:20:01 - 00:20:04 (3 sec)

Robert's got a beautiful wife. I can't tell you beyond that, but his wife is beautiful.

Donald Trump

00:20:04 - 00:20:05 (1 sec)

Who the hell...

Howard Stern

00:20:05 - 00:20:07 (2 sec)

You think he's gay and he's banging someone else?

Donald Trump

00:20:07 - 00:20:08 (1 sec)

I don't know.

Howard Stern

00:20:08 - 00:20:16 (8 sec)

Hey, Donald, let me tell you something. If anybody wanted to talk to him, he would have written the book himself. You understand what I'm saying? How old is his wife?

Donald Trump

00:20:16 - 00:20:20 (4 sec)

Oh, Howard, that's so cruel. That's cruel but true.

Howard Stern

00:20:20 - 00:20:23 (3 sec)

It's the truth. I mean, listen, he needs a Donald Trump name on that book.

Donald Trump

00:20:23 - 00:20:29 (6 sec)

Well, Robert -- I put -- I just told Robert to pick up his [Inaudible]. But Robert wrote one of the biggest selling books of all time, Rich Dad Poor Dad.

Howard Stern

00:20:29 - 00:20:30 (1 sec)

I read the book.

Robin Quivers

00:20:30 - 00:20:32 (2 sec)

27 million copies.

Howard Stern

00:20:32 - 00:20:32 (1 sec)

It's a very intelligent book.

Donald Trump

00:20:32 - 00:20:34 (2 sec)

It's a perennial bestseller, yes.

Howard Stern

00:20:34 - 00:20:35 (2 sec)

Yes, yes. It's a very good book.

Donald Trump

00:20:35 - 00:20:42 (6 sec)

And so when Robert approached me about doing a book together when we were at the Learning Annex, which is a great institution, we're speaking in front of a tremendous crowd of people...

Howard Stern

00:20:42 - 00:20:45 (3 sec)

What do I learn if I read this book? Give me the one big message of the book.

Donald Trump

00:20:45 - 00:20:48 (3 sec)

[Inaudible] nothing because your attention span is about like 3 seconds.

Howard Stern

00:20:48 - 00:20:49 (1 sec)

Zero.

Donald Trump

00:20:49 - 00:20:53 (4 sec)

But you'll find you know really successful people do have a very short attention span.

Howard Stern

00:20:53 - 00:20:55 (1 sec)

I don't have time for nonsense.

Donald Trump

00:20:55 - 00:20:55 (0 sec)

That's right.

Robin Quivers

00:20:55 - 00:20:55 (0 sec)

So you wouldn't learn much. But if a person read this book, they would learn something about life and how to make money and how to have a good life, how to make money, how you can be rich.

Donald Trump

00:20:55 - 00:21:04 (9 sec)

Howard Stern

00:21:04 - 00:21:05 (2 sec)

Are you happy man, Donald?

Donald Trump

00:21:05 - 00:21:08 (2 sec)

Yes, I think so.

Howard Stern

00:21:08 - 00:21:10 (2 sec)

Do you need money to be happy?

Donald Trump

00:21:10 - 00:21:15 (5 sec)

I mean, I like to say I'm a content man because I don't know if I'm capable of happiness.

Robin Quivers

00:21:15 - 00:21:15 (1 sec)

Do you need money to be happy?

Howard Stern

00:21:15 - 00:21:24 (8 sec)

Well, it certainly makes it a lot easier. You know a lot of people say money doesn't buy happiness. You know the famous expression by a very poor person by the way.

Donald Trump

00:21:24 - 00:21:24 (0 sec)

What did you buy personally for yourself within the last month that really made you happy?

Howard Stern

00:21:24 - 00:21:29 (5 sec)

Donald Trump

00:21:29 - 00:21:30 (1 sec)

Nothing.

Robin Quivers

00:21:30 - 00:21:30 (1 sec)

Nothing?

Howard Stern

00:21:30 - 00:21:34 (3 sec)

No. I don't think -- a golf course. But other than...

Donald Trump

00:21:34 - 00:21:35 (1 sec)

A golf course?

Howard Stern

00:21:35 - 00:21:37 (2 sec)

You bought your own golf course?

Donald Trump

00:21:37 - 00:21:38 (1 sec)

Well, I've got 6 of them.

Howard Stern

00:21:38 - 00:21:39 (1 sec)

Right. And you go there...

Donald Trump

00:21:39 - 00:21:44 (5 sec)

I buy golf courses. I buy golf courses, other people buy something else, you know? But I buy golf courses...

Howard Stern

00:21:44 - 00:21:45 (1 sec)

What is the best thing...

Donald Trump

00:21:45 - 00:21:50 (5 sec)

I'll tell you what I bought. I bought a suit from Macy's, the Donald J. Trump collection which is a great suit.

Howard Stern

00:21:50 - 00:21:53 (3 sec)

What is the best thing about being Donald Trump right now?

Donald Trump

00:21:53 - 00:21:55 (2 sec)

Well, other the fact that I'm married, okay?

Howard Stern

00:21:55 - 00:21:55 (0 sec)

But -- and I'm very happy that I have a great wife. But if I weren't married, I'd be able to get all of the girls I want except for possibly Robin.

Donald Trump

00:21:55 - 00:22:03 (8 sec)

Howard Stern

00:22:03 - 00:22:06 (3 sec)

Do you think you could now be banging 24-year olds.

Donald Trump

00:22:06 - 00:22:08 (2 sec)

Oh, absolutely. I'd have no trouble.

Robin Quivers

00:22:08 - 00:22:09 (1 sec)

Would you do it?

Donald Trump

00:22:09 - 00:22:11 (1 sec)

I have no problem.

Robin Quivers

00:22:11 - 00:22:12 (2 sec)

Yes, do you have an age limit or would you...

Donald Trump

00:22:12 - 00:22:15 (3 sec)

If I -- no, no. I have no age -- I mean, I have an age. I don't want to be...

Howard Stern

00:22:15 - 00:22:17 (1 sec)

The upper bracket then?

Donald Trump

00:22:17 - 00:22:18 (1 sec)

With 12-year olds.

Howard Stern

00:22:18 - 00:22:19 (2 sec)

Can I make a prediction for you? Yes.

Donald Trump

00:22:19 - 00:22:21 (2 sec)

I see you have one more marriage in you.

Howard Stern

00:22:21 - 00:22:21 (0 sec)

Well, that's nice. I'm sure Melania would love to hear that.

Donald Trump

00:22:21 - 00:22:25 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:22:25 - 00:22:29 (5 sec)

No, not against Melania but at one point -- how old are you now? Do you talk about your age?

Robin Quivers

00:22:29 - 00:22:30 (1 sec)

I just turned 60.

Howard Stern

00:22:30 - 00:22:31 (1 sec)

All right.

Robin Quivers

00:22:31 - 00:22:32 (1 sec)

You're kidding.

Donald Trump

00:22:32 - 00:22:32 (0 sec)

By the time...

Howard Stern

00:22:32 - 00:22:35 (4 sec)

I'm going to say something very nice. You certainly don't look your age.

Donald Trump

00:22:35 - 00:22:37 (2 sec)

Well, thank you.

Howard Stern

00:22:37 - 00:22:38 (1 sec)

Now, by the time...

Robin Quivers

00:22:38 - 00:22:41 (2 sec)

I've been asked to admit it, but I've just turned 60.

Howard Stern

00:22:41 - 00:22:45 (4 sec)

By the time you're 70, you're going to want one more 30-year old.

Donald Trump

00:22:45 - 00:22:46 (1 sec)

Well, that could happen.

Howard Stern

00:22:46 - 00:22:47 (1 sec)

I'm telling you.

Donald Trump

00:22:47 - 00:22:51 (5 sec)

[Inaudible] I actually a really wonderful wife who is very understanding. She gets me a lot. I have this beautiful baby who is extremely...

Howard Stern

00:22:51 - 00:22:54 (2 sec)

How old will she be in 10 years, your wife?

Donald Trump

00:22:54 - 00:22:58 (4 sec)

Well, she'll be -- she's now 35, so she'll be 45 in 10 years.

Howard Stern

00:22:58 - 00:22:59 (1 sec)

And you're 70...

Donald Trump

00:22:59 - 00:23:01 (1 sec)

[Inaudible] sometime after 40.

Robin Quivers

00:23:01 - 00:23:03 (2 sec)

You think you're going to date a 45-year old?

Donald Trump

00:23:03 - 00:23:05 (2 sec)

By the way, a big fan of yours.

Howard Stern

00:23:05 - 00:23:05 (1 sec)

She's married.

Donald Trump

00:23:05 - 00:23:07 (1 sec)

My son Don just walked in.

Howard Stern

00:23:07 - 00:23:08 (1 sec)

How's he doing?

Donald Trump

00:23:08 - 00:23:08 (1 sec)

He's doing great.

Robin Quivers

00:23:08 - 00:23:10 (2 sec)

He's a nice kid. I like him.

Donald Trump

00:23:10 - 00:23:18 (8 sec)

Good kid and he works hard and his sister. We're just talking about your sister, Don. I'm talking to the legendary Howard Stern and Robin who can't stand me.

Howard Stern

00:23:18 - 00:23:20 (1 sec)

Oh, here we go.

Donald Trump

00:23:20 - 00:23:22 (2 sec)

Well, I'm talking to the legendary Howard Stern.

Howard Stern

00:23:22 - 00:23:25 (3 sec)

Where are you right now? Your office?

Donald Trump

00:23:25 - 00:23:25 (0 sec)

In my office.

Robin Quivers

00:23:25 - 00:23:25 (0 sec)

Oh, you're in your office.

Donald Trump

00:23:25 - 00:23:26 (1 sec)

I'm in my office.

Robin Quivers

00:23:26 - 00:23:27 (1 sec)

And your other son has come...

Donald Trump

00:23:27 - 00:23:28 (2 sec)

As soon as I hang up, I can get back to business.

Robin Quivers

00:23:28 - 00:23:29 (1 sec)

Your other son has come to work with you.

Donald Trump

00:23:29 - 00:23:30 (1 sec)

And now Eric is just here with me.

Howard Stern

00:23:30 - 00:23:30 (0 sec)

That's right. Eric is going to be terrific.

Donald Trump

00:23:30 - 00:23:31 (0 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:23:31 - 00:23:33 (2 sec)

So many sons to sit and divide the fortune.

Donald Trump

00:23:33 - 00:23:33 (1 sec)

Well, it's good. That's good.

Robin Quivers

00:23:33 - 00:23:34 (0 sec)

Before you know...

Donald Trump

00:23:34 - 00:23:37 (3 sec)

And you know 21 years, Barron will join them.

Howard Stern

00:23:37 - 00:23:45 (8 sec)

Right. And that will be nice. Would you ever -- would you frown upon your son? I mean, he's married now but banging one of the women that you banged?

Donald Trump

00:23:45 - 00:23:48 (3 sec)

I wouldn't be thrilled with that.

Howard Stern

00:23:48 - 00:23:48 (0 sec)

No, I wouldn't be thrilled with that.

Donald Trump

00:23:48 - 00:23:50 (1 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:23:50 - 00:23:54 (5 sec)

Andy Dick was in here the other day high fiving his son because his son banged his girlfriend.

Howard Stern

00:23:54 - 00:23:58 (4 sec)

Wow. I don't know. Andy Dick -- I'm not Andy Dick.

Donald Trump

00:23:58 - 00:24:00 (1 sec)

You're no Andy Dick.

Howard Stern

00:24:00 - 00:24:07 (8 sec)

You're no dick. I can tell you that. Well the book is called Why We Want You To Be Rich: Two Men, One Message is in stores right now.

Donald Trump

00:24:07 - 00:24:09 (2 sec)

Howard, it just went to #1.

Howard Stern

00:24:09 - 00:24:09 (1 sec)

In 1 day. Yes, it came out yesterday and within 1 hour after its launch, it went to the #1 book.

Donald Trump

00:24:09 - 00:24:15 (5 sec)

Howard Stern

00:24:15 - 00:24:16 (1 sec)

And you published this yourself?

Donald Trump

00:24:16 - 00:24:18 (2 sec)

Yes, we publish so the publishers don't make money.

Howard Stern

00:24:18 - 00:24:21 (3 sec)

Well, how do you do that? How do you distribute it?

Donald Trump

00:24:21 - 00:24:53 (32 sec)

Well, you can only do it -- you only do it in 2 cases, if you have a book that's going to be a monster or if you have a book that won't sell at all. If you have a book where you can't get a publisher, you publish it yourself. 3 people buy it and you can say I wrote a book. If you have money like we do and if you -- you know, I've had #1 bestsellers numerous and Robert has one of the biggest books of all time. And so you know we obviously had every publisher -- every single publisher out there was begging us to do it. But the publishers make a lot of money and they take a lot of money out of it. We've given a lot of money that we make from the book. We give it to the foundation and it's an educational foundation and the kind of thing you couldn't care less about because it's boring.

Howard Stern

00:24:53 - 00:24:54 (1 sec)

But the fact is that we give a lot of money to the foundation and this is money that can go to the foundation. So the publisher -- this book will -- I mean, we've already gone out with a million copies.

Donald Trump

00:24:54 - 00:25:03 (9 sec)

Howard Stern

00:25:03 - 00:25:10 (7 sec)

And it's selling well. What would you do -- this is the final question. Are you ready? You are the president of the United States. What do we do about North Korea?

Donald Trump

00:25:10 - 00:25:13 (3 sec)

I would be so tough, you have no idea.

Howard Stern

00:25:13 - 00:25:14 (1 sec)

What does that mean?

Robin Quivers

00:25:14 - 00:25:16 (2 sec)

You have no idea how tough I'd be.

Howard Stern

00:25:16 - 00:25:16 (0 sec)

You would...

Donald Trump

00:25:16 - 00:25:17 (1 sec)

Embargoes?

Howard Stern

00:25:17 - 00:25:18 (1 sec)

Embargoes?

Donald Trump

00:25:18 - 00:25:20 (2 sec)

Well, I think I'd go beyond embargoes. But I...

Howard Stern

00:25:20 - 00:25:21 (1 sec)

I know the fuckers up.

Donald Trump

00:25:21 - 00:25:25 (5 sec)

I would be so tough but I wouldn't send Condoleezza Rice in to negotiate.

Howard Stern

00:25:25 - 00:25:26 (1 sec)

Why? Is she bad?

Donald Trump

00:25:26 - 00:25:29 (2 sec)

No, I don't think she's tough enough. I mean, I don't think she's a tough person.

Howard Stern

00:25:29 - 00:25:30 (1 sec)

Lightweight?

Donald Trump

00:25:30 - 00:25:32 (3 sec)

I think she's not tough enough to do a good job.

Howard Stern

00:25:32 - 00:25:33 (1 sec)

Who will be the next president?

Donald Trump

00:25:33 - 00:25:35 (1 sec)

I don't want to say.

Howard Stern

00:25:35 - 00:25:35 (0 sec)

Say it.

Donald Trump

00:25:35 - 00:25:40 (4 sec)

No, I can't say it. I don't want to say. I know every one of the candidates and every one of them is...

Robin Quivers

00:25:40 - 00:25:41 (2 sec)

Who do you think is going to win?

Donald Trump

00:25:41 - 00:25:43 (2 sec)

I don't want to say, Howard.

Howard Stern

00:25:43 - 00:25:44 (0 sec)

Who...

Donald Trump

00:25:44 - 00:25:46 (3 sec)

We have some interesting candidates. I think Hillary is going to run as a Democrat.

Howard Stern

00:25:46 - 00:25:47 (1 sec)

Can she win?

Donald Trump

00:25:47 - 00:25:49 (2 sec)

I think she's going to get the nomination.

Howard Stern

00:25:49 - 00:25:50 (1 sec)

Do you think she can win?

Robin Quivers

00:25:50 - 00:25:53 (3 sec)

I think John McCain and Rudy are going to form together. I think they're going to get the nomination.

Howard Stern

00:25:53 - 00:25:54 (0 sec)

John McCain...

Donald Trump

00:25:54 - 00:25:55 (1 sec)

John McCain and Rudy?

Howard Stern

00:25:55 - 00:25:56 (1 sec)

John McCain...

Donald Trump

00:25:56 - 00:26:02 (7 sec)

I think John McCain and Rudy, and they really like each other. I think they're going to end up forming an alliance and running together.

Howard Stern

00:26:02 - 00:26:05 (2 sec)

Who is a better president, John McCain or Rudy?

Donald Trump

00:26:05 - 00:26:06 (2 sec)

Well, I don't want to say because you know...

Howard Stern

00:26:06 - 00:26:07 (0 sec)

Say it.

Robin Quivers

00:26:07 - 00:26:16 (9 sec)

But I can tell you I know them both. They're both good men, but I really don't want to say. Now I will tell you, I know Rudy very well, he's a very capable guy.

Howard Stern

00:26:16 - 00:26:16 (1 sec)

What are you going to do...

Donald Trump

00:26:16 - 00:26:19 (2 sec)

And is he going to run with somebody you think?

Howard Stern

00:26:19 - 00:26:19 (1 sec)

No, what are you going to...

Donald Trump

00:26:19 - 00:26:20 (1 sec)

I believe so. That's my opinion.

Howard Stern

00:26:20 - 00:26:21 (1 sec)

What are you -- I don't think...

Robin Quivers

00:26:21 - 00:26:23 (2 sec)

It's everybody else's now. But that's my opinion.

Donald Trump

00:26:23 - 00:26:26 (3 sec)

I don't think Rudy Giuliani will run. I think he's having a great life. He's making some good money.

Howard Stern

00:26:26 - 00:26:28 (1 sec)

Do you think he has...

Donald Trump

00:26:28 - 00:26:31 (4 sec)

[Inaudible] call me up and say I apologize.

Howard Stern

00:26:31 - 00:26:34 (2 sec)

No, I'm not. Listen, I'm just...

Donald Trump

00:26:34 - 00:26:41 (7 sec)

[Inaudible] ultimately it's John McCain and Rudy is a ticket against Hillary and it's going to be a very interesting race. And never underestimate Hillary. She's very smart.

Robin Quivers

00:26:41 - 00:26:42 (1 sec)

Can a woman win the presidency in this country today?

Howard Stern

00:26:42 - 00:26:45 (3 sec)

Absolutely, a woman could win. I think a woman...

Robin Quivers

00:26:45 - 00:26:48 (3 sec)

[Inaudible] You think a woman would do a worse job than Bush?

Howard Stern

00:26:48 - 00:26:49 (1 sec)

Nobody could do a worse job...

Donald Trump

00:26:49 - 00:26:50 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:26:50 - 00:26:55 (6 sec)

I think Hillary Clinton's sensational. I don't think she would be a bad president at all. But I don't know if Middle America would vote for a woman.

Donald Trump

00:26:55 - 00:26:57 (2 sec)

You think we'd be doing worse than we are right now?

Howard Stern

00:26:57 - 00:26:58 (1 sec)

No, I think we'd be doing great.

Donald Trump

00:26:58 - 00:26:59 (1 sec)

So it's really tough.

Howard Stern

00:26:59 - 00:27:01 (2 sec)

Where are you now? You're in your office...

Donald Trump

00:27:01 - 00:27:02 (1 sec)

In my office.

Howard Stern

00:27:02 - 00:27:03 (1 sec)

And wearing one of those suits the whole day?

Donald Trump

00:27:03 - 00:27:04 (2 sec)

I'm working very hard wearing a Macy's suit.

Howard Stern

00:27:04 - 00:27:06 (2 sec)

Would I ever see you in a jogging suit at work?

Donald Trump

00:27:06 - 00:27:09 (3 sec)

You would. I -- when I carried the torch, I was in a jogging suit.

Howard Stern

00:27:09 - 00:27:10 (1 sec)

And that felt okay to you?

Donald Trump

00:27:10 - 00:27:15 (4 sec)

Not so good because if you're a little heavy they say oh shit Trump is heavy just like everyone else. That's no good.

Howard Stern

00:27:15 - 00:27:18 (4 sec)

Who is the most beautiful woman on the planet besides your wife and your daughter right now?

Donald Trump

00:27:18 - 00:27:21 (3 sec)

Well, there are -- I could name 10 but you've...

Howard Stern

00:27:21 - 00:27:22 (1 sec)

Name the one.

Donald Trump

00:27:22 - 00:27:23 (1 sec)

I don't want to name any because...

Howard Stern

00:27:23 - 00:27:24 (1 sec)

Name one.

Donald Trump

00:27:24 - 00:27:26 (2 sec)

People will say I'm having an affair with her.

Howard Stern

00:27:26 - 00:27:27 (1 sec)

No, no one will say that.

Donald Trump

00:27:27 - 00:27:28 (1 sec)

I can't do that, Howard.

Robin Quivers

00:27:28 - 00:27:31 (3 sec)

Who is the most beautiful woman on the planet earth right now, famous woman that we know.

Donald Trump

00:27:31 - 00:27:32 (1 sec)

Famous woman?

Robin Quivers

00:27:32 - 00:27:33 (2 sec)

[Inaudible] famous woman.

Donald Trump

00:27:33 - 00:27:37 (4 sec)

I can't -- I can't do it.

Robin Quivers

00:27:37 - 00:27:38 (1 sec)

Why not?

Howard Stern

00:27:38 - 00:27:41 (4 sec)

Because I know every one of them and I'm going to insult every one when I make...

Donald Trump

00:27:41 - 00:27:44 (3 sec)

You're not naming anybody as ugly.

Robin Quivers

00:27:44 - 00:27:46 (2 sec)

Sit down, sit down.

Howard Stern

00:27:46 - 00:27:47 (2 sec)

Robin is the most beautiful woman.

Donald Trump

00:27:47 - 00:27:48 (0 sec)

Oh, stop it.

Howard Stern

00:27:48 - 00:27:49 (1 sec)

Sit down and come up with a list then call me back.

Robin Quivers

00:27:49 - 00:27:50 (1 sec)

I'll let you know.

Donald Trump

00:27:50 - 00:27:53 (4 sec)

The book is called Why We Want You To Be Rich: Two Men and One Message.

Howard Stern

00:27:53 - 00:27:54 (1 sec)

Why do they want to be...

Robin Quivers

00:27:54 - 00:27:55 (1 sec)

On sale right now.

Howard Stern

00:27:55 - 00:27:57 (2 sec)

Here's my book, I don't give a shit if you're rich.

Donald Trump

00:27:57 - 00:27:59 (2 sec)

Why do I care if you're rich?

Howard Stern

00:27:59 - 00:28:01 (2 sec)

And why do I care if you're rich by the way?

Robin Quivers

00:28:01 - 00:28:06 (6 sec)

Howard, this is kind of attention grabber with Robert Kiyosaki. The reason you want to get rich is so you can get laid. It's only sex and money that...

Donald Trump

00:28:06 - 00:28:08 (1 sec)

And why do you care if I'm rich?

Howard Stern

00:28:08 - 00:28:09 (1 sec)

If that gets laid.

Donald Trump

00:28:09 - 00:28:10 (1 sec)

You are rich.

Howard Stern

00:28:10 - 00:28:10 (0 sec)