Interview: Donald Trump on The Howard Stern Show - September 22, 2005

Howard Stern

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It occurs --

Donald Trump

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I said "Okay. Look

Howard Stern

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And I didn't even know what overalls were, so what the hell is that?

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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And they gave me a pair of things that they went up and bought at some [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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What do you mean, you don't know went overalls were?

Donald Trump

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Well, I never wore them. I never wore them with the suspenders over the top.

Howard Stern

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Do you ever -- do you know, it occurs to me, every time I've seen you in my entire life, you're always in a suit. Do you ever lay back and --

Robin Quivers

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Do you ever wear a pair of jeans?

Donald Trump

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Well, I wear jeans seldom, really seldom. You know, I'm a very formal type person.

Howard Stern

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But I wear -- Obviously I play golf and I play tennis and I play stuff like that but generally I like, you know formality. And what happened here is, you know, they first they brought out these. I think they call them overalls and coveralls and they brought these things out. And I said "You have to be kidding"" and then they brought out a pitchfork and a hat. And I

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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No, it just was odd to see you in a pair of overalls.

Donald Trump

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I mean, he, he likes formality. I'm telling you, the guy is always in a suit and I, and I, I mean, did you ever do you ever put on a pair of shorts ever?

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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Well, I'll do it on occasion.

Howard Stern

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When he plays tennis, I'm sure.

Robin Quivers

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Donald Trump

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But not very much. Yeah, like if I play tennis,

Howard Stern

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There's a whole closet filled with suits?

Donald Trump

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It's mostly filled with suits and they're usually the same color.

Howard Stern

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I mean, it's --

Donald Trump

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I like, I like dark suits. I just like it. You know, I grew up that way. I just grew up as formal. I like formal.

Robin Quivers

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You dressed even as -- [?]

Donald Trump

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You know, during the dotcom, during the dotcom thing a number of years ago, guys would come up to my office. They'd be wearing shirts, shorts, and undershirts, right?

Robin Quivers

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Yeah. Yeah.

Donald Trump

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You know, this is like, a cool thing.

Howard Stern

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And then, when that went crashing, they gave up that look. You know, when everyone lost all their money, they gave up that look.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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The whole dotcom look?

Donald Trump

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The whole dotcom look that was made up of really bad jeans and an undershirt.

Howard Stern

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Even Bill Gates had to give up that look

Donald Trump

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Yeah, that was a bad luck. That was a serious -- in the new little bit of the dotcom, this is just peanut. Com. I call it.

Howard Stern

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In other words, if you're going to invest money in something, you better come into your office with a goddamn suit on and let's look like we know what we're doing.

Donald Trump

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Well, at least like sort of semi-presentable so when they gave me this, I said, you know, then, I put it on and found it didn't want that I said "I hope I don't look fat."" So I put it on and I looked okay. And I went out and the audience went nuts and

Robin Quivers

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So I woke up. The first people I see are that desperate housewives. And then, you look at those first 15 rows and you know, they, you, you, you know, everybody indirectly you know from watching television or movies, everybody in their seats, everybody. And I'm saying" I can't believe I'm doing this"". As I'm walking out

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Wait a second.

Donald Trump

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-- won what they called the Emmy Idol, you know

Howard Stern

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We want to get your friend, William Shatner.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Yes. Yes.

Donald Trump

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William Shatner was a competitor.

Howard Stern

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And we went against him and some other people that were terrific actually --

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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You brought up the name "The Desperate Housewives"". I don't know about you. I don't watch that show."

Donald Trump

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I'm, I'm sick to my stomach to see these women over and over again. Talk about a case of overexposure.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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When you look at them, they seem desperate, don't they?

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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Well, I really like, you know, I think --

Howard Stern

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Who do you like?

Donald Trump

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Well, I'll tell you what, I like as a person Teri Hatcher. She's so nice to me.

Howard Stern

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Oh.

Donald Trump

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I mean every time I see her, she's just --

Howard Stern

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I like her.

Donald Trump

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Like so nice. I think she's really a nice person but you know, I don't really get it and --

Howard Stern

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Are they really good looking? They're not good looking.

Donald Trump

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Eva, Eva is really nice.

Howard Stern

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Eva is not that good looking.

Donald Trump

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On your scale. On your scale. You have a very high scale, okay?

Howard Stern

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And on your scale, you know, you wouldn't watch the show, okay?

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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No, I'm not going to watch it.

Donald Trump

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You wouldn't watch it.

Howard Stern

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Because I'm a man.

Donald Trump

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You know who's really changed?

Howard Stern

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Nicolette.

Donald Trump

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Nicolette Sheridan.

Howard Stern

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Now, she's --

Donald Trump

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She used to be this skinny, really skinny.

Howard Stern

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Hot. [?]

Donald Trump

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And now, she, all of a sudden, did a total body transformation. I wonder how.

Howard Stern

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Yeah, let me ask you something. On a scale of one to 10, go for the desperate housewives, Nicolette Sheridan is a two, right?

Donald Trump

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Well I'd say I would say she's in the 4 or 5 category

Howard Stern

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Right, if you were single demand, you know, back in the day. I'm talking about the way she looks now, you would not do her, would you?

Donald Trump

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Then, I think, you know.

Howard Stern

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You would not do her.

Donald Trump

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I like the way she used to look. I don't like the way she looks today.

Howard Stern

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She's gone from a 10 to a four?

Robin Quivers

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Donald Trump

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No, I think she is. I think she's a solid four.

Robin Quivers

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Oh, my goodness!

Howard Stern

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Okay. Now, she was a 10.

Robin Quivers

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What a drop.

Donald Trump

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She wasn't a 10.

Howard Stern

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She was an ei -- she was a nine.

Donald Trump

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No, she went from being very flat chested. I feel like a person who;s flat chested is very hard to be a 10.

Robin Quivers

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Oh, okay.

Howard Stern

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I mean, there has to be extraordinary. You have to have the face of Vivien Leigh to be a 10.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Exactly.

Donald Trump

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If you're flat chested. Okay? But she went from an eight to a solid four.

Howard Stern

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Now, why, why do they carry on about the redhead on there, Marcia Cross? She's a what? A three?

Donald Trump

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Well, yeah. I hate to say it because I met all these people.

Howard Stern

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I know.

Donald Trump

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And they were so nice.

Howard Stern

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But they --

Donald Trump

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They would go "I love your show. We love your show. We watch The Apprentice all the time."" And then I'm going to call her a three?"

Howard Stern

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Is she a three?

Robin Quivers

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Damn, listen.

Donald Trump

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I call that -- you know what I'm going to do?

Howard Stern

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Call it like you see it.

Donald Trump

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Hey, Howard. I'm going to do this.

Howard Stern

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They're all 10. They're magnificent beauties.

Donald Trump

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Robin Quivers

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Oh, stop it.

Howard Stern

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No, no, no. That's not your style.

Donald Trump

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Because I don't want to --

Howard Stern

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You've been to Hollywood.

Donald Trump

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I don't want to have an article. Every time I do your show, I get in trouble --

Howard Stern

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Just tell me [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

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-- with all the headlines that I said something.

Howard Stern

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You're a connoisseur of female pulchritude. You know whether or not a woman is good looking. You, you run the Miss USA and all that.

Robin Quivers

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And the Universe.

Donald Trump

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And all those. By the way, those are 10s.

Howard Stern

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Okay, so Marcia Cross, is she a three? Is she worse looking than Nicollette Sheridan or better looking?

Donald Trump

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Well, I, I'm going to get in trouble because I know these I know they know me well.

Robin Quivers

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Forget the show business thing.

Donald Trump

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[Inaudible] did not.

Howard Stern

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Well, you'd better looking.

Donald Trump

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[Inaudible] if your beautiful girl decided to leave you.

Howard Stern

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You lose about 40 pounds.

Donald Trump

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She said "Howard

Howard Stern

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That's right. Right.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Okay. Now, you're starting to get out of depression about two months when you know you've eventually have to come out

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Either do that or do -- you just kill yourself.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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I would, I would jump right back into the swimming pool.

Donald Trump

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All right. Would you go out, as your first date, Marcia Cross?

Howard Stern

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Come on. Just a start out.

Robin Quivers

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Howard Stern

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Would you go out with Marcia Cross or would you turn gay, Howard?

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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I would go out with Marcia Cross.

Robin Quivers

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She's not bad.

Howard Stern

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She's got a good body [Inaudible] bag on her ass.

Donald Trump

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Yeah, you know.

Howard Stern

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So, so tell me, is she really a four? Is she a four? Is she a four? Give her a number, please.

Donald Trump

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I, I, I -- Well she's in that, she's in the category. You know, solid four to five.

Howard Stern

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Okay. What about Terri? What is she now? Be honest.

Donald Trump

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Well Terry you know

Howard Stern

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Why is she [Inaudible]?

Donald Trump

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I only know Terri now.

Howard Stern

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She's extremely thin. She's really nice and you know, they're very good actresses.

Donald Trump

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Terri is very thin.

Howard Stern

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Too thin.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Is she a six?

Donald Trump

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Yeah, she is a six.

Howard Stern

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Okay. And, and, and Eva --

Robin Quivers

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Let me track this. Sharon, a four. Cross, a four to a five and Terri's a six.

Howard Stern

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And, and, and the other one, the final one, Eva Longoria.

Robin Quivers

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Eva Longoria.

Donald Trump

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Well, she's really cute I have to tell you she's really [Inaudible], really cute.

Howard Stern

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She's about five foot, one.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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You like girls that a five foot one, they call and they come up to you nowhere.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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I would do her.

Donald Trump

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You would.

Howard Stern

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I would do her.

Donald Trump

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But she's [Inaudible]. She's got beautiful skin.

Howard Stern

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Is she a seven?

Donald Trump

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Oh, yeah, sure.

Howard Stern

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Oh she is?

Donald Trump

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Sure, she is.

Robin Quivers

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Definitely seven.

Donald Trump

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I mean, she --

Howard Stern

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Evaluate --

Donald Trump

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You have to get started. You have to like short girl. She's very very short. You know, she goes out with a basketball player which is interesting but she's very short.

Howard Stern

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Tell me about Carmen Electra now. Is she still a 10?

Donald Trump

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You see, I never thought she was a 10.

Howard Stern

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In her heyday, I've never thought she was a 10. And I think Carmen is somebody who has unbelievable photogenic abilities. She really looks unbelievable in a picture. And then when you see her first of all she's unbelievably short.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Mm-hmm.

Donald Trump

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And I'm a little bit surprised. I think that the, the boob job is terrible. You know they look like two light posts coming out of a body.

Howard Stern

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Give her a number, please.

Donald Trump

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I would say she's an, an eight.

Howard Stern

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An eight?

Robin Quivers

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Oh.

Donald Trump

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Yeah, she's an eight. I'm talking about

Howard Stern

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Who is a 10? Who is a 10?

Donald Trump

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If I see a picture of Carmen Electra in the, in the -- you know, in the New York Post, right? She's a 10 all the time.

Howard Stern

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That's great. [?] If I see her in person, she's a solid eight.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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Who is a 10 of all time?

Donald Trump

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A 10 of all time?

Howard Stern

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I love this guy's [Inaudible]. He knows this.

Robin Quivers

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A 10 of 10.

Howard Stern

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Donald Trump

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I do. I truly know.

Robin Quivers

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I know I'd be much more accurate and much more blunt if you and I were having this conversation in the back.

Howard Stern

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He thinks about it.

Donald Trump

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Howard Stern

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I know I was.

Robin Quivers

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[Inaudible] is that.

Donald Trump

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Or I pick you up because your freaking car is lost, okay?

Howard Stern

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Thank God for [Inaudible].

Robin Quivers

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Really? He saved you?

Donald Trump

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Then I'd be much more honest here 'cause now, I'm trying to be a politician.

Howard Stern

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If he's-

Donald Trump

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And it's very hard when you, when you're doing the rating system [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

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He's like my superman he rescued me.

Robin Quivers

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[Inaudible], swooped in and save you.

Howard Stern

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Yeah. But you know what? This is what --

Donald Trump

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There aren't many, there aren't many 10s. You know, 10 is a rare, rare specimen. You know that.

Howard Stern

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I like.

Robin Quivers

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Well, you're married to a 10.

Donald Trump

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I'll tell you what, I'm married to a woman. This has nothing to do with anything but I'm married to a woman who is truly one of the most beautiful women.

Howard Stern

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Yeah, she is. I've been around her. She's a great one.

Donald Trump

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She is a great beauty, considered to be a great beauty.

Howard Stern

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What is a, what is a -- All right, here's a good question. Right now, at this point in history, your ex-wife Ivana, what is she?

Donald Trump

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There are --

Howard Stern

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Robin Quivers

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Oh, no.

Donald Trump

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Well, you can judge now.

Howard Stern

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Judge now.

Donald Trump

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Oh, if I said that, Howard,

Howard Stern

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Come on.

Donald Trump

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That would be such a disaster. I don't think --

Robin Quivers

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This is the moment of his [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

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She's been going after me for 20 freaking years.

Robin Quivers

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Then she'll never stop [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

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She's going after me.

Howard Stern

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You've -- I've let you --

Donald Trump

00:11:47 - 00:11:49 (2 sec)

If I do a book, she comes out with a book and it fails.

Howard Stern

00:11:49 - 00:11:53 (4 sec)

Let's forget, let's forget that we're on the radio. Let's have those conversations we have when we're alone.

Robin Quivers

00:11:53 - 00:11:55 (2 sec)

See, he's told you Ivana's number.

Donald Trump

00:11:55 - 00:11:55 (0 sec)

Oh, he's definitely a fan of Ivana.

Robin Quivers

00:11:55 - 00:11:57 (2 sec)

I don't [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

00:11:57 - 00:11:58 (1 sec)

Ivana is very beautiful.

Howard Stern

00:11:58 - 00:12:00 (2 sec)

I don't like her. I don't like her attitude.

Donald Trump

00:12:00 - 00:12:02 (2 sec)

You know what I'll say? I don't like her attitude, to be honest with you.

Howard Stern

00:12:02 - 00:12:03 (1 sec)

But, but Ivana was a very beautiful woman.

Donald Trump

00:12:03 - 00:12:05 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:12:05 - 00:12:06 (1 sec)

Back in the day. Great.

Donald Trump

00:12:06 - 00:12:07 (1 sec)

She's a very beautiful woman.

Howard Stern

00:12:07 - 00:12:09 (2 sec)

But today, what is she?

Donald Trump

00:12:09 - 00:12:10 (1 sec)

Now, I don't want --

Howard Stern

00:12:10 - 00:12:11 (1 sec)

Is she a four?

Donald Trump

00:12:11 - 00:12:14 (3 sec)

I can't do that. You know why? She's the mother of three of my children.

Robin Quivers

00:12:14 - 00:12:15 (1 sec)

That's right.

Howard Stern

00:12:15 - 00:12:21 (6 sec)

If Teri Hatcher is a four, a six as you say, and, and, and, and Nicollette Sheridan is a four --

Unidentified

00:12:21 - 00:12:22 (1 sec)

Here's a way to go, Howard

Howard Stern

00:12:22 - 00:12:22 (0 sec)

Okay.

Unidentified

00:12:22 - 00:12:24 (2 sec)

Is she higher or lower than Marcia Cross?

Donald Trump

00:12:24 - 00:12:26 (2 sec)

Are you asking me that question?

Howard Stern

00:12:26 - 00:12:26 (0 sec)

Well, I'd always say higher because she's the mother of my children.

Donald Trump

00:12:26 - 00:12:29 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:12:29 - 00:12:30 (1 sec)

I have to be, I have to. Howard, if I asked you about your ex-wife, you could go five.

Unidentified

00:12:30 - 00:12:31 (1 sec)

Take away the kids.

Donald Trump

00:12:31 - 00:12:36 (5 sec)

Howard Stern

00:12:36 - 00:12:37 (1 sec)

She's a 10.

Donald Trump

00:12:37 - 00:12:38 (1 sec)

Okay, give me the answer.

Howard Stern

00:12:38 - 00:12:39 (1 sec)

A 10. A 10.

Donald Trump

00:12:39 - 00:12:44 (5 sec)

Yeah, that's what I say. I say the same. I'm not as brave as you.

Howard Stern

00:12:44 - 00:12:45 (1 sec)

No, I know. I know.

Donald Trump

00:12:45 - 00:12:48 (3 sec)

So it was -- those are very, very difficult scale questions.

Howard Stern

00:12:48 - 00:12:49 (1 sec)

All right, now.

Donald Trump

00:12:49 - 00:12:53 (4 sec)

But there's nothing like the scale.

Robin Quivers

00:12:53 - 00:12:55 (2 sec)

No, but you're not going to --

Donald Trump

00:12:55 - 00:12:56 (1 sec)

How, how amazing is this?

Robin Quivers

00:12:56 - 00:12:59 (3 sec)

Who is the 10 of 10?

Howard Stern

00:12:59 - 00:13:01 (2 sec)

Who is the 10 of 10? Come on.

Donald Trump

00:13:01 - 00:13:07 (6 sec)

Well, wait. I have a friend who -- I know somebody and this guy is a very, very rich guy.

Howard Stern

00:13:07 - 00:13:08 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:13:08 - 00:13:08 (0 sec)

And he said "Donald

Howard Stern

00:13:08 - 00:13:08 (0 sec)

If he sees a beautiful girl, he gets lockjaw. He can't talk.

Donald Trump

00:13:08 - 00:13:11 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:13:11 - 00:13:12 (1 sec)

Right, go ahead.

Donald Trump

00:13:12 - 00:13:13 (1 sec)

He destroys people.

Howard Stern

00:13:13 - 00:13:15 (2 sec)

Who is this guy? What is his name?

Donald Trump

00:13:15 - 00:13:18 (3 sec)

Well, he's just -- I better not picked up his name but --

Howard Stern

00:13:18 - 00:13:20 (2 sec)

Is it [Inaudible]?

Donald Trump

00:13:20 - 00:13:32 (12 sec)

But he's just a regular guy but he -- anything, anything he can go out with, he'll go out with. And yet he can't talk. He gets lockjaw. He can't talk with women. He can go to the office. He destroys people. He's [Inaudible].

Howard Stern

00:13:32 - 00:13:33 (1 sec)

So what's the point?

Donald Trump

00:13:33 - 00:13:33 (0 sec)

There is no point. Let's go.

Howard Stern

00:13:33 - 00:13:35 (2 sec)

Oh, there is no point.

Robin Quivers

00:13:35 - 00:13:36 (1 sec)

What is it with [Inaudible] name?

Howard Stern

00:13:36 - 00:13:37 (1 sec)

Who's the 10 of 10?

Donald Trump

00:13:37 - 00:13:38 (1 sec)

Uhm...

Howard Stern

00:13:38 - 00:13:42 (4 sec)

Right now, if you could just be free to have sex with anyone you know.

Donald Trump

00:13:42 - 00:13:49 (7 sec)

Well, you know. Okay, I'll tell you and I've always felt this and for some reason, it's always been this one with me. The most beautiful women aren't the famous woman.

Howard Stern

00:13:49 - 00:13:52 (3 sec)

Okay, who's a 10 of 10?

Donald Trump

00:13:52 - 00:13:58 (6 sec)

There are very few famous women. For instance, we had a girl named Jennifer who was Miss Universe last year, from Australia.

Howard Stern

00:13:58 - 00:14:01 (3 sec)

Forget that. Give me a famous person.

Donald Trump

00:14:01 - 00:14:04 (3 sec)

[Inaudible] You remember when you had Miss Universe on from Russia?

Howard Stern

00:14:04 - 00:14:09 (5 sec)

Yes, beautiful woman but give me a famous person today that you see that is a 10.

Robin Quivers

00:14:09 - 00:14:10 (1 sec)

Or at least a 10.

Howard Stern

00:14:10 - 00:14:10 (0 sec)

A 10.

Donald Trump

00:14:10 - 00:14:11 (1 sec)

I can't think of any.

Howard Stern

00:14:11 - 00:14:12 (1 sec)

Who's a 10 to you?

Donald Trump

00:14:12 - 00:14:14 (2 sec)

I'll tell you.

Howard Stern

00:14:14 - 00:14:15 (1 sec)

Who's a 10 to you?

Donald Trump

00:14:15 - 00:14:16 (1 sec)

Probably the same as you [?].

Robin Quivers

00:14:16 - 00:14:18 (2 sec)

No Charlize Theron. No?

Donald Trump

00:14:18 - 00:14:21 (3 sec)

No, not, not. By the way, not even close.

Howard Stern

00:14:21 - 00:14:21 (0 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:14:21 - 00:14:22 (1 sec)

You have to understand. I've seen all of them. I'll tell you, you know one of my --

Donald Trump

00:14:22 - 00:14:25 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:14:25 - 00:14:27 (2 sec)

What is Charlize Theron?

Donald Trump

00:14:27 - 00:14:29 (2 sec)

I would say a solid seven.

Howard Stern

00:14:29 - 00:14:29 (0 sec)

This is the guy who gets a lot of good-looking [Inaudible].

Robin Quivers

00:14:29 - 00:14:31 (2 sec)

All right. How about --

Howard Stern

00:14:31 - 00:14:34 (3 sec)

Donald Trump

00:14:34 - 00:14:37 (3 sec)

No, no, no. I own the Miss Universe contest though.

Howard Stern

00:14:37 - 00:14:38 (1 sec)

Right. She's a --

Donald Trump

00:14:38 - 00:14:40 (2 sec)

I see, I see, I see [Inaudible]

Howard Stern

00:14:40 - 00:14:41 (1 sec)

Halle Berry.

Donald Trump

00:14:41 - 00:14:45 (4 sec)

I tell you what. I think she's got from the midsection to the shoulders.

Howard Stern

00:14:45 - 00:14:46 (1 sec)

The face is a solid eight.

Donald Trump

00:14:46 - 00:14:46 (0 sec)

She's a 10.

Howard Stern

00:14:46 - 00:14:48 (2 sec)

Right. Right. The face?

Donald Trump

00:14:48 - 00:14:50 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:14:50 - 00:14:51 (1 sec)

He's right.

Donald Trump

00:14:51 - 00:14:53 (2 sec)

And the legs are maybe a little bit less than that.

Howard Stern

00:14:53 - 00:14:53 (0 sec)

He's --

Robin Quivers

00:14:53 - 00:14:54 (1 sec)

All right.

Donald Trump

00:14:54 - 00:14:55 (1 sec)

But you know what?

Howard Stern

00:14:55 - 00:14:56 (1 sec)

Pam Anderson today.

Donald Trump

00:14:56 - 00:14:56 (0 sec)

Wait. Wait. Wait.

Howard Stern

00:14:56 - 00:14:58 (2 sec)

Pam Anderson today. Pam Anderson today, not [Inaudible] though.

Robin Quivers

00:14:58 - 00:15:01 (3 sec)

She was never a 10 or [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

00:15:01 - 00:15:05 (4 sec)

Pam Anderson's a great friend of mine. She is a great person. The Pam Anderson is, is, you know. Come on, give me a break.

Howard Stern

00:15:05 - 00:15:06 (1 sec)

What is she? What is she right now?

Donald Trump

00:15:06 - 00:15:07 (1 sec)

Six.

Howard Stern

00:15:07 - 00:15:08 (1 sec)

A six?

Robin Quivers

00:15:08 - 00:15:09 (1 sec)

A six?

Donald Trump

00:15:09 - 00:15:10 (1 sec)

Yes, I think so.

Robin Quivers

00:15:10 - 00:15:12 (2 sec)

What about Ashley Judd?

Donald Trump

00:15:12 - 00:15:15 (3 sec)

Well, Ashley Judd's beautiful in a soft way.

Howard Stern

00:15:15 - 00:15:17 (2 sec)

Who cares about her? Gwen Stefani?

Donald Trump

00:15:17 - 00:15:21 (4 sec)

Gwen Stefani, I like. I mean she's got great style.

Howard Stern

00:15:21 - 00:15:21 (0 sec)

Give me a number.

Donald Trump

00:15:21 - 00:15:21 (0 sec)

An eight.

Howard Stern

00:15:21 - 00:15:22 (1 sec)

An eight?

Donald Trump

00:15:22 - 00:15:22 (0 sec)

See, I know Paris Hilton off cam. I think Paris is a nine actually. A lot of people disagree. I argue about Paris all the time. I think Paris is beautiful. And then people would tell me she's not beautiful at all.

Howard Stern

00:15:22 - 00:15:23 (1 sec)

Paris Hilton.

Donald Trump

00:15:23 - 00:15:34 (11 sec)

Howard Stern

00:15:34 - 00:15:35 (1 sec)

Jessica Simpson.

Donald Trump

00:15:35 - 00:15:38 (3 sec)

Uh, Jessica Simpson's really cute. I think Jessica Simpson is a good eight or nine.

Howard Stern

00:15:38 - 00:15:40 (2 sec)

All right, that's what I thought too.

Donald Trump

00:15:40 - 00:15:43 (3 sec)

Don't you think so?

Howard Stern

00:15:43 - 00:15:44 (1 sec)

[Inaudible] Howard. Most beautiful women are not the famous ones.

Donald Trump

00:15:44 - 00:15:47 (3 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:15:47 - 00:15:48 (1 sec)

Well, we don't know them.

Donald Trump

00:15:48 - 00:15:49 (1 sec)

Well, that's your problem, not mine.

Howard Stern

00:15:49 - 00:15:50 (1 sec)

Will Dakota Fanning grow up hot?

Robin Quivers

00:15:50 - 00:15:51 (1 sec)

Oh my gosh.

Donald Trump

00:15:51 - 00:15:52 (1 sec)

No. No.

Howard Stern

00:15:52 - 00:15:52 (0 sec)

She will not?

Donald Trump

00:15:52 - 00:15:54 (2 sec)

She will always be cute.

Howard Stern

00:15:54 - 00:15:55 (1 sec)

But she'll never be hot.

Donald Trump

00:15:55 - 00:15:55 (0 sec)

She'll never be hot.

Howard Stern

00:15:55 - 00:15:57 (2 sec)

Are the Olsen twins hot at all?

Donald Trump

00:15:57 - 00:15:57 (0 sec)

Not now.

Howard Stern

00:15:57 - 00:15:58 (1 sec)

Not now.

Donald Trump

00:15:58 - 00:15:58 (0 sec)

And they never were [Inaudible].

Robin Quivers

00:15:58 - 00:15:59 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:15:59 - 00:15:59 (0 sec)

And you know what, Howard? Someday, if you go, as an example to the Miss Universe contest, these were -- and you say it sometimes, you know, when they go on your show and you destroy them. I mean, what you did to that woman from Russia. She never had a fire her. You know what I said? Oksana, you're fired. She never recovered.

Howard Stern

00:15:59 - 00:16:00 (1 sec)

And they never were?

Robin Quivers

00:16:00 - 00:16:01 (1 sec)

About eight or nine.

Donald Trump

00:16:01 - 00:16:01 (0 sec)

And they never were.

Howard Stern

00:16:01 - 00:16:02 (1 sec)

And they never will be.

Unidentified

00:16:02 - 00:16:03 (1 sec)

And you guys were...

Donald Trump

00:16:03 - 00:16:19 (16 sec)

Howard Stern

00:16:19 - 00:16:20 (1 sec)

You know who's intense?

Robin Quivers

00:16:20 - 00:16:20 (0 sec)

Oh.

Donald Trump

00:16:20 - 00:16:20 (0 sec)

Who?

Howard Stern

00:16:20 - 00:16:23 (3 sec)

You're going to laugh me out of the box right now.

Donald Trump

00:16:23 - 00:16:23 (0 sec)

Who?

Howard Stern

00:16:23 - 00:16:25 (2 sec)

That chick we used to be on Star Trek, Jolene Blalock.

Donald Trump

00:16:25 - 00:16:27 (2 sec)

Well, that's a long time ago though.

Robin Quivers

00:16:27 - 00:16:28 (1 sec)

No, no, not the original Star Trek.

Howard Stern

00:16:28 - 00:16:31 (3 sec)

No, I'm talking about the [Inaudible] Star Trek.

Donald Trump

00:16:31 - 00:16:31 (0 sec)

Oh, really?

Howard Stern

00:16:31 - 00:16:32 (1 sec)

You cheated on her.

Donald Trump

00:16:32 - 00:16:33 (1 sec)

I don't know her.

Howard Stern

00:16:33 - 00:16:33 (0 sec)

She's hot, man.

Donald Trump

00:16:33 - 00:16:33 (0 sec)

I don't know her.

Howard Stern

00:16:33 - 00:16:33 (0 sec)

I wonder if you'd agree.

Robin Quivers

00:16:33 - 00:16:35 (2 sec)

I don't think you'd find it a 10.

Howard Stern

00:16:35 - 00:16:36 (1 sec)

But, but it's true. You know, you go out like, like, like I go to the awards the other night so I've seen everybody write-up plus, you know. I mean, I was the guy. I was up for the nomination. I had the best seat. I sang. I did it. It's like I'm backstage with all these people. I've seen every one of them.

Donald Trump

00:16:36 - 00:16:50 (14 sec)

Howard Stern

00:16:50 - 00:16:50 (0 sec)

They do.

Donald Trump

00:16:50 - 00:16:51 (1 sec)

They were no 10s.

Robin Quivers

00:16:51 - 00:16:53 (2 sec)

No, not a 10 [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:16:53 - 00:16:54 (1 sec)

They were no 10s of the famous people.

Howard Stern

00:16:54 - 00:17:00 (6 sec)

You went backstage and you said, you said "You know what? I'm satisfied with Melanie because you know what? I don't need any of these broads."

Donald Trump

00:17:00 - 00:17:06 (6 sec)

Honestly, Melanie was the most beautiful person in that auditorium, in the shrine auditorium.

Howard Stern

00:17:06 - 00:17:06 (0 sec)

You haven't [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:17:06 - 00:17:07 (1 sec)

The most beau -- in fact,

Howard Stern

00:17:07 - 00:17:07 (0 sec)

You haven't --

Donald Trump

00:17:07 - 00:17:13 (6 sec)

Every night, I said that. They said, like, you know, this guy whatever, he said the most beautiful woman but --

Howard Stern

00:17:13 - 00:17:16 (3 sec)

Would you ever be with a black woman?

Donald Trump

00:17:16 - 00:17:17 (1 sec)

Have I what?

Howard Stern

00:17:17 - 00:17:18 (1 sec)

Have you been with a black woman?

Donald Trump

00:17:18 - 00:17:19 (1 sec)

Uh

Robin Quivers

00:17:19 - 00:17:21 (2 sec)

Go ahead and say 'yes'.

Howard Stern

00:17:21 - 00:17:22 (1 sec)

He had to.

Donald Trump

00:17:22 - 00:17:23 (1 sec)

Their name rhymed with Umba?

Howard Stern

00:17:23 - 00:17:23 (0 sec)

You had?

Donald Trump

00:17:23 - 00:17:24 (1 sec)

Okay, yes.

Howard Stern

00:17:24 - 00:17:26 (2 sec)

Donald Trump

00:17:26 - 00:17:26 (0 sec)

Well, no.

Howard Stern

00:17:26 - 00:17:26 (0 sec)

Did you --

Donald Trump

00:17:26 - 00:17:30 (4 sec)

Well, you had a famous phone call. Do you remember the phone call you had with AJ?

Howard Stern

00:17:30 - 00:17:31 (1 sec)

Okay, and you know, you have, there's a woman named Corey Young who's, who's a black woman, who is a total great person and a beautiful woman --

Donald Trump

00:17:31 - 00:17:39 (8 sec)

Howard Stern

00:17:39 - 00:17:40 (1 sec)

That's right. You had her?

Donald Trump

00:17:40 - 00:17:43 (3 sec)

And she was AJ's girlfriend.

Howard Stern

00:17:43 - 00:17:44 (1 sec)

But she's barely black right? Isn't she mostly white?

Donald Trump

00:17:44 - 00:17:45 (1 sec)

For a while.

Howard Stern

00:17:45 - 00:17:47 (2 sec)

Donald Trump

00:17:47 - 00:17:47 (0 sec)

Howard Stern

00:17:47 - 00:17:47 (0 sec)

I mean, she's black. She [Inaudible].

Donald Trump

00:17:47 - 00:17:49 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:17:49 - 00:17:50 (1 sec)

Have you ever made love to a real --

Donald Trump

00:17:50 - 00:17:51 (1 sec)

She's like this great person.

Howard Stern

00:17:51 - 00:17:53 (2 sec)

Have you ever made love to a full-blown [Inaudible]?

Donald Trump

00:17:53 - 00:17:55 (2 sec)

And by the way, car, a car is a 10.

Howard Stern

00:17:55 - 00:17:56 (1 sec)

Oh, yeah. A car is beautiful.

Donald Trump

00:17:56 - 00:17:58 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:17:58 - 00:18:01 (3 sec)

I always consider myself blacker than her.

Robin Quivers

00:18:01 - 00:18:02 (1 sec)

You don't even know.

Howard Stern

00:18:02 - 00:18:05 (3 sec)

I'm saying, do -- I'm saying, did you ever make love to a full black woman?

Donald Trump

00:18:05 - 00:18:08 (3 sec)

Are you going to watch The Apprentice tonight, Howard?

Howard Stern

00:18:08 - 00:18:13 (5 sec)

Yes. Hey, did you hear my -- Yeah, in fact I'll talk to you about [Inaudible]. Did you hear my theory that you were Jewish?

Donald Trump

00:18:13 - 00:18:15 (2 sec)

Oh, really? No.

Howard Stern

00:18:15 - 00:18:18 (3 sec)

Here's what happened, I was running with two friends of mine.

Robin Quivers

00:18:18 - 00:18:19 (1 sec)

Oh, that was money.

Howard Stern

00:18:19 - 00:18:20 (1 sec)

I was running with Richie Notar from Bobo.

Donald Trump

00:18:20 - 00:18:20 (0 sec)

Howard Stern

00:18:20 - 00:18:21 (1 sec)

And Patman Nakia.

Donald Trump

00:18:21 - 00:18:21 (0 sec)

Patron and was saying, he goes "you know Trump's Jewish?"

Howard Stern

00:18:21 - 00:18:24 (3 sec)

Donald Trump

00:18:24 - 00:18:24 (0 sec)

I go "You kidding me?"" He goes ""No

Howard Stern

00:18:24 - 00:18:26 (2 sec)

Donald Trump

00:18:26 - 00:18:27 (1 sec)

I grew up in Queens.

Howard Stern

00:18:27 - 00:18:34 (7 sec)

I guess, you know any wash from Queens named Trump?, he goes. And secondly what's a trump?

Donald Trump

00:18:34 - 00:18:37 (3 sec)

Robin Quivers I think as far as Hills, right?

Howard Stern

00:18:37 - 00:18:41 (4 sec)

Howard Stern Right. He goes You ever heard of -- What is Trump because they made that name up.""""

Donald Trump

00:18:41 - 00:18:42 (1 sec)

So did his father changed his name? Donald Trump is Jewish like one of the best kept secrets. I go "Are you kidding me?"" And then Richie goes ""You know what? You're right. We're in Forest Hills. Are there any wasps?"" he goes. So I'm sitting here going ""I can't believe because I could always spot a [Inaudible]."" I'm going ""This guy's in Country Club. He's following everybody."""

Robin Quivers

00:18:42 - 00:19:04 (22 sec)

Howard Stern

00:19:04 - 00:19:05 (1 sec)

Well.

Donald Trump

00:19:05 - 00:19:07 (2 sec)

He just slipped right under the radar.

Howard Stern

00:19:07 - 00:19:10 (3 sec)

And then, we did some research. We found out that you're the furthest thing from a Jew.

Donald Trump

00:19:10 - 00:19:13 (3 sec)

Well, actually, you know, I'm in a very Jewish business, okay?

Howard Stern

00:19:13 - 00:19:13 (0 sec)

But Harry Helmsley and Donald Trump were the only two. But When Harry's gone, he met the wonderful Leona, she destroyed them and that was the end of everything.

Donald Trump

00:19:13 - 00:19:25 (12 sec)

Howard Stern

00:19:25 - 00:19:25 (0 sec)

That was a sad -- that was called a sad, sad ending.

Donald Trump

00:19:25 - 00:19:27 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:19:27 - 00:19:30 (3 sec)

Tell me the truth. Don't give me any BS. You and Martha Stewart are having problems?

Donald Trump

00:19:30 - 00:19:31 (1 sec)

No. We don't have problems at all.

Robin Quivers

00:19:31 - 00:19:32 (1 sec)

You don't like her anymore?

Donald Trump

00:19:32 - 00:19:33 (1 sec)

I like her a lot.

Howard Stern

00:19:33 - 00:19:33 (0 sec)

[Inaudible] she's a 10. You know, Martha -- first of all, I did her show yesterday and the show aired and my show is tonight and I've had a great relationship with Martha for a long time and I chose her. I mean, I chose it to go on The Apprentice with Mark Burnett.

Donald Trump

00:19:33 - 00:19:48 (15 sec)

Howard Stern

00:19:48 - 00:19:49 (1 sec)

And you getting piece of the action.

Donald Trump

00:19:49 - 00:19:53 (4 sec)

Oh, you know what happened. I mean, we were thinking about Mark Cuban and then he did a show and he bombed and you know, [Inaudible]

Robin Quivers

00:19:53 - 00:19:53 (0 sec)

And then we were thinking about Richard Branson --

Donald Trump

00:19:53 - 00:19:54 (1 sec)

Rated

Howard Stern

00:19:54 - 00:19:54 (0 sec)

Why are you

Donald Trump

00:19:54 - 00:19:58 (4 sec)

Howard Stern

00:19:58 - 00:19:59 (1 sec)

Right. [Inaudible]

Donald Trump

00:19:59 - 00:20:01 (2 sec)

-- and Branson did a show and he drew flies.

Howard Stern

00:20:01 - 00:20:02 (1 sec)

He'd get no ratings so they did an automatic Nielsen for us. And we were thinking who would be good with The Apprentice and we chose Martha and her show add [Inaudible] but you didn't see it.

Donald Trump

00:20:02 - 00:20:11 (9 sec)

Howard Stern

00:20:11 - 00:20:11 (0 sec)

I didn't see it.

Donald Trump

00:20:11 - 00:20:13 (2 sec)

You were too busy watching the airplane landing.

Howard Stern

00:20:13 - 00:20:14 (1 sec)

Yes. Did you watch that?

Donald Trump

00:20:14 - 00:20:16 (2 sec)

I didn't see it. I hear it's unbelievable.

Robin Quivers

00:20:16 - 00:20:21 (5 sec)

Yeah, it was petrifying. How'd you like to be in a plane like that. Is that like, just like, the worse?

Howard Stern

00:20:21 - 00:20:22 (1 sec)

Oh my God. I mean --

Donald Trump

00:20:22 - 00:20:26 (4 sec)

We were asking, Donald, would you be a crier or a prayer? Which one would you be?

Howard Stern

00:20:26 - 00:20:28 (2 sec)

I'd cry and you know he'd cry too.

Donald Trump

00:20:28 - 00:20:31 (3 sec)

That's -- I don't know what I'd be doing. I'll tell you one thing: it wouldn't be pretty

Howard Stern

00:20:31 - 00:20:37 (6 sec)

Martha Stewart, at the end of her show doesn't say "You're fired."" She says ""you don't fit in."" I think ""you don't fit in"" is crueler than I'm

Robin Quivers

00:20:37 - 00:20:48 (11 sec)

You don't fit in is, you know, sort of a long expression. You know, it's very to -- tough. Every once in a while, an expression comes out and sometimes, it sounds simple. It's very tough to beat "You're fired""."

Howard Stern

00:20:48 - 00:20:55 (7 sec)

One of the broads has written in the tabloids -- one of the broads on your new show, the one that premieres tonight on NBC. Listen to this.

Robin Quivers

00:20:55 - 00:20:56 (1 sec)

The broad.

Howard Stern

00:20:56 - 00:20:58 (2 sec)

Yeah, because I read this in the tabloids.

Robin Quivers

00:20:58 - 00:20:59 (1 sec)

She's abroad?

Howard Stern

00:20:59 - 00:21:01 (2 sec)

This is Chica there, right? she wants to be in The Apprentice.

Donald Trump

00:21:01 - 00:21:02 (1 sec)

And they list her on The Apprentice. Is this embarrassing to the show to bring this up?

Howard Stern

00:21:02 - 00:21:05 (3 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:21:05 - 00:21:06 (1 sec)

No. Not at all.

Howard Stern

00:21:06 - 00:21:10 (4 sec)

Is this -- a girl in the show who they list as an owner of salons. That's her background.

Robin Quivers

00:21:10 - 00:21:12 (2 sec)

I've talked about this girl.

Donald Trump

00:21:12 - 00:21:12 (0 sec)

Yeah, and they're saying she's now was a stripper and, and she found some guy who used to pay to take her out to dinner.

Howard Stern

00:21:12 - 00:21:13 (1 sec)

And now [Inaudible] --

Robin Quivers

00:21:13 - 00:21:14 (1 sec)

Her name is Allah.

Howard Stern

00:21:14 - 00:21:21 (7 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:21:21 - 00:21:26 (5 sec)

Yeah, I told you this whole story. He used to come -- No, he used to get lap dances from her.

Howard Stern

00:21:26 - 00:21:26 (0 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:21:26 - 00:21:27 (1 sec)

She was a stripper.

Howard Stern

00:21:27 - 00:21:27 (0 sec)

And he loved her so much, he's started robbing and killing people.

Robin Quivers

00:21:27 - 00:21:32 (5 sec)

Howard Stern

00:21:32 - 00:21:32 (0 sec)

He killed three people --

Donald Trump

00:21:32 - 00:21:33 (1 sec)

-- to pay for his lap dances.

Howard Stern

00:21:33 - 00:21:36 (3 sec)

-- to pay for lap dances from her. She must be super hot huh?

Donald Trump

00:21:36 - 00:21:43 (7 sec)

Well, she's hot and she's really smart. She's very, very cunning. Very, very smart. She's an amazing character.

Howard Stern

00:21:43 - 00:21:44 (1 sec)

Is she a nine?

Donald Trump

00:21:44 - 00:22:01 (17 sec)

She's a -- very good looking and she's like an amazing character. I will say this though. We have people, this Sentara [?]. I mean, this is just terrible. You know I wasn't happy with Shokri. I wasn't happy with it.

Robin Quivers

00:22:01 - 00:22:01 (0 sec)

It did very well in the ratings but I didn't like it because I didn't pick the cast and I couldn't pick the cast from building too many -- . I said "I'm not

Donald Trump

00:22:01 - 00:22:10 (9 sec)

Howard Stern

00:22:10 - 00:22:11 (1 sec)

I ended up with 18 people and I just didn't agree with the cast. It was -- To me it was terrible. So the show goes on as well. And I couldn't stand it. And same thing with you but to a much lesser extent but one really work with a crazy Omarosa and everything it just rose.

Donald Trump

00:22:11 - 00:22:27 (16 sec)

Howard Stern

00:22:27 - 00:22:28 (1 sec)

Right. Right.

Donald Trump

00:22:28 - 00:22:41 (13 sec)

Okay, so it continues to get good ratings. And I say "I don't care. I'm going to go to California this time"" so we had over a million people applied. I go to California that they it down to 2

Howard Stern

00:22:41 - 00:22:41 (0 sec)

[Inaudible] "This woman is so beautiful that she's not credible"". I said ""Do me a favor

Donald Trump

00:22:41 - 00:22:48 (7 sec)

Howard Stern

00:22:48 - 00:22:48 (0 sec)

I have, on that show, two 10s. Two 10s.

Donald Trump

00:22:48 - 00:22:51 (3 sec)

Howard Stern

00:22:51 - 00:22:51 (0 sec)

Two 10s.

Donald Trump

00:22:51 - 00:22:53 (2 sec)

I mean, two 10s.

Robin Quivers

00:22:53 - 00:22:54 (1 sec)

You're not going to [Inaudible] one.

Donald Trump

00:22:54 - 00:22:56 (2 sec)

And now, listen to this.

Howard Stern

00:22:56 - 00:22:58 (2 sec)

Robin Quivers

00:22:58 - 00:23:09 (11 sec)

I have one -- I have one girl in the show. I won't even tell you who 'cause I'll let you figure it out but I have one girl on that show who is one of the most beautiful women I've ever met.

Donald Trump

00:23:09 - 00:23:12 (3 sec)

Really? Well, you're smart because that's what you do. Hey, before I let you out of here --

Howard Stern

00:23:12 - 00:23:23 (11 sec)

By the way, he is right that that woman is smart because when the guy went really off the deep end he actually was holding a gun on her at one time and she talked him out of killing.

Donald Trump

00:23:23 - 00:23:25 (2 sec)

That's right. She saved her own life.

Robin Quivers

00:23:25 - 00:23:26 (1 sec)

That's pretty damn good.

Howard Stern

00:23:26 - 00:23:30 (4 sec)

This guy, this guy did not sound like a very solid citizen.

Donald Trump

00:23:30 - 00:23:30 (0 sec)

I --

Howard Stern

00:23:30 - 00:23:32 (2 sec)

Did you, did you, did you bring this up on the show or --

Eric Lynch

00:23:32 - 00:23:58 (26 sec)

No. Well, actually on the show we find out if -- we, we had no idea because she owns spa and everything, you know, but on the show, a lot of things come out at one of the board rooms. It's amazing. It's an amazing board room. So this is the best show we've ever done. Number four is the best we've ever done. It's even better than one.

Howard Stern

00:23:58 - 00:24:05 (7 sec)

Hold on one second. Eric, the midget, needs to talk to you. Yes, Eric, the midget? Eric?

Eric Lynch

00:24:05 - 00:24:06 (1 sec)

Yes, sir?

Howard Stern

00:24:06 - 00:24:11 (5 sec)

Well, w-what is it, Eric? This is Eric, the midget.

Robin Quivers

00:24:11 - 00:24:20 (9 sec)

I want to talk to Mr. Trump because I am interested in getting into the hotel business and I have some ideas.

Unidentified

00:24:20 - 00:24:23 (3 sec)

I'll allow you three seconds on Mr. Trump.

Donald Trump

00:24:23 - 00:24:25 (2 sec)

He should be on The Apprentice.

Howard Stern

00:24:25 - 00:24:26 (1 sec)

Is Eric [Inaudible]?

Donald Trump

00:24:26 - 00:24:30 (4 sec)

That's right. Maybe we should put Eric on the offensive. He'd be perfect.

Eric Lynch

00:24:30 - 00:24:36 (6 sec)

Eric, listen to me. There's no time for nonsense. Give Mr. Trump your two best ideas.

Donald Trump

00:24:36 - 00:24:37 (1 sec)

And we are [Inaudible].

Robin Quivers

00:24:37 - 00:24:49 (12 sec)

Okay. The top idea I have is it's called a sports hotel and casino in Las Vegas. What this hotel would be able to do since they got built will be to have not only professional sports teams from all the different types of sports.

Howard Stern

00:24:49 - 00:24:51 (2 sec)

What about an elf hotel, filled with elves?

Eric Lynch

00:24:51 - 00:24:55 (4 sec)

Why are the sports teams all coming to Las Vegas to stay in a hotel?

Robin Quivers

00:24:55 - 00:24:56 (1 sec)

No, no. I mean, they'll be able to play their home game there.

Howard Stern

00:24:56 - 00:24:59 (3 sec)

Eric Lynch

00:24:59 - 00:24:59 (0 sec)

What?

Howard Stern

00:24:59 - 00:25:08 (9 sec)

What? All right. Listen. Eric, I will forward a letter to Mr. Trump that you write. Maybe you, you can do the pitch that way.

Donald Trump

00:25:08 - 00:25:08 (0 sec)

Okay.

Eric Lynch

00:25:08 - 00:25:09 (1 sec)

All right.

Donald Trump

00:25:09 - 00:25:10 (1 sec)

Eric, thank you.

Howard Stern

00:25:10 - 00:25:12 (2 sec)

Thank you.

Robin Quivers

00:25:12 - 00:25:14 (2 sec)

That is a brilliant idea.

Donald Trump

00:25:14 - 00:25:17 (3 sec)

What do you think of that sports hotel?

Howard Stern

00:25:17 - 00:25:19 (2 sec)

For sports teams to play their home games in.

Donald Trump

00:25:19 - 00:25:23 (4 sec)

Well, it's sort of a complicated idea to figure how many home, how many home games do we need in Las Vegas

Howard Stern

00:25:23 - 00:25:24 (1 sec)

Why don't you tell him?

Donald Trump

00:25:24 - 00:25:29 (5 sec)

You know, the sports franchises is trying to stay out of Las Vegas. Not in Las Vegas.

Howard Stern

00:25:29 - 00:25:31 (2 sec)

Why don't you tell him he's fired?

Donald Trump

00:25:31 - 00:25:32 (1 sec)

Eric?

Eric Lynch

00:25:32 - 00:25:33 (1 sec)

How about --

Donald Trump

00:25:33 - 00:25:34 (1 sec)

Are you there, Eric?

Howard Stern

00:25:34 - 00:25:35 (1 sec)

Eric you're fired. Get the hell out of here. I'm only kidding, guys. You're not fired.

Unidentified

00:25:35 - 00:25:41 (6 sec)

Howard Stern

00:25:41 - 00:25:45 (4 sec)

All right, Eric. Give me a letter and I'll send it out to him [?].

Robin Quivers

00:25:45 - 00:25:45 (0 sec)

You need a job to get fired.

Donald Trump

00:25:45 - 00:25:49 (4 sec)

Right. Hold on, Eric. Let Eric write that in a letter. All right. Listen, Good luck with the premiere of The Apprentice.

Howard Stern

00:25:49 - 00:25:50 (1 sec)

Tonight at 9 o'clock on NBC.

Donald Trump

00:25:50 - 00:25:51 (1 sec)

Thank you, Howard.

Howard Stern

00:25:51 - 00:25:53 (2 sec)

Donald Trump

00:25:53 - 00:25:53 (0 sec)

True.

Howard Stern

00:25:53 - 00:25:54 (1 sec)

I'm sure the show will do well and --

Donald Trump

00:25:54 - 00:26:02 (8 sec)

From watch, you have to tell me. You have to call me when you see the cast. You have to tell me what you think 'cause you're asking me about ratings all day long like rating.

Howard Stern

00:26:02 - 00:26:03 (1 sec)

Rating women. I'm talking about.

Donald Trump

00:26:03 - 00:26:04 (1 sec)

Howard Stern

00:26:04 - 00:26:04 (0 sec)

I will call you.

Donald Trump

00:26:04 - 00:26:08 (4 sec)

Well you have to call me and tell me what you think of the beauty of some of the women.

Howard Stern

00:26:08 - 00:26:09 (1 sec)

I will.

Donald Trump

00:26:09 - 00:26:13 (4 sec)

Well you can't you can't pick [?] all these rated because that would not really be credible. You can't have all 10.

Howard Stern

00:26:13 - 00:26:14 (1 sec)

And things will [Inaudible] --

Donald Trump

00:26:14 - 00:26:17 (3 sec)

Super geniuses and everything else but you have to tell me.

Howard Stern

00:26:17 - 00:26:19 (2 sec)

And things, and things with Melania, you're good?

Donald Trump

00:26:19 - 00:26:20 (1 sec)

Excellent.

Howard Stern

00:26:20 - 00:26:21 (1 sec)

Sex is still good.

Donald Trump

00:26:21 - 00:26:22 (1 sec)

The sex is extraordinary.

Howard Stern

00:26:22 - 00:26:23 (1 sec)

Three days a week?

Donald Trump

00:26:23 - 00:26:25 (2 sec)

Howard, much more than that.

Howard Stern

00:26:25 - 00:26:26 (1 sec)

Yeah, do you only do three days a week?

Donald Trump

00:26:26 - 00:26:28 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:26:28 - 00:26:30 (2 sec)

Sometimes a little more.

Donald Trump

00:26:30 - 00:26:30 (0 sec)

Ah?

Howard Stern

00:26:30 - 00:26:31 (1 sec)

Sometimes more.

Donald Trump

00:26:31 - 00:26:33 (2 sec)

Okay. No. Much more.

Unidentified

00:26:33 - 00:26:33 (0 sec)

Howard Stern

00:26:33 - 00:26:34 (1 sec)

Unidentified

00:26:34 - 00:26:34 (0 sec)

Howard.

Howard Stern

00:26:34 - 00:26:35 (1 sec)

[Inaudible] Mr. Trump at the Emmys the other night. I said "So Mr. Trump

Robin Quivers

00:26:35 - 00:26:43 (8 sec)

Howard Stern

00:26:43 - 00:26:43 (0 sec)

Nice.

Donald Trump

00:26:43 - 00:26:45 (2 sec)

There you go.

Howard Stern

00:26:45 - 00:26:47 (2 sec)

All intercourse? Not the other things?

Donald Trump

00:26:47 - 00:26:53 (6 sec)

Well, I'm a very, you know, I'm like the old fashioned way. Pretty straight stuff.

Howard Stern

00:26:53 - 00:26:54 (1 sec)

Yeah, me too.

Robin Quivers

00:26:54 - 00:26:57 (3 sec)

I'm not into the whole world of craziness.

Donald Trump

00:26:57 - 00:26:57 (0 sec)

All right.

Howard Stern

00:26:57 - 00:27:04 (7 sec)

Let me ask one thing though. The thing I don't understand about Donald was his incredible success now. He still does the learning annex.

Robin Quivers

00:27:04 - 00:27:26 (22 sec)

Well, I do. You know, the man that runs -- I'll tell you, it's crazy. It is like semi embarrassing but great. You know what happened? He asked me to do the learning annex and I gave a speech about success and my -- you know, like a motivational touch [Inaudible] which I do and I do it and I like doing it. I have fun doing it and everything else. But he asked. We ha -- we did it last year in New York and 25,000 people came. You know, they started also --

Donald Trump

00:27:26 - 00:27:30 (4 sec)

So it's a successful, it's a successful

Howard Stern

00:27:30 - 00:27:30 (0 sec)

And they ended up going --

Donald Trump

00:27:30 - 00:27:32 (2 sec)

Howard Stern

00:27:32 - 00:27:32 (0 sec)

-- to the convention center in New York. The convention center because that was -- that was the only place that you don't have it. So anyway, he did one in Los Angeles. Now, in all fairness, Robin, they paid me so much money that --

Donald Trump

00:27:32 - 00:27:43 (11 sec)

Howard Stern

00:27:43 - 00:27:45 (2 sec)

How much money? How much did they pay you for that?

Robin Quivers

00:27:45 - 00:27:45 (0 sec)

Over a million dollars for a speech.

Donald Trump

00:27:45 - 00:27:46 (1 sec)

You're kidding me?

Howard Stern

00:27:46 - 00:27:46 (0 sec)

You know what? I would do that too.

Donald Trump

00:27:46 - 00:27:47 (1 sec)

You know what, Howard?

Robin Quivers

00:27:47 - 00:27:48 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:27:48 - 00:27:50 (2 sec)

Howard, listen.

Howard Stern

00:27:50 - 00:27:52 (2 sec)

Yeah, how long do you have to talk?

Donald Trump

00:27:52 - 00:27:57 (5 sec)

You know, you can be really rich. But when you can't, you know, walk down to Madison Square Garden to make a speech and take up a million dollars.

Howard Stern

00:27:57 - 00:27:57 (0 sec)

There's something wrong with you.

Donald Trump

00:27:57 - 00:28:00 (3 sec)

You know, you've got to sort of think in terms of retirement.

Howard Stern

00:28:00 - 00:28:00 (0 sec)

That's right.

Donald Trump

00:28:00 - 00:28:05 (5 sec)

Because honestly, I did one the other day half a million dollar speech and I had to walk one block to a hotel.

Howard Stern

00:28:05 - 00:28:06 (1 sec)

By yourself? [?]

Donald Trump

00:28:06 - 00:28:13 (7 sec)

And I say to myself, you know, I wasn't in the mood to make a speech. I'm saying "Why would I turn down half a mil -- ?"" You've got to be really --"

Howard Stern

00:28:13 - 00:28:13 (0 sec)

Shame on you if you have even 10,000,000 dollars and you won't --

Donald Trump

00:28:13 - 00:28:14 (1 sec)

-- Stupid

Howard Stern

00:28:14 - 00:28:17 (3 sec)

Donald Trump

00:28:17 - 00:28:17 (0 sec)

Walk down for a million.

Howard Stern

00:28:17 - 00:28:18 (1 sec)

-- walk down the street for half a million dollars.

Donald Trump

00:28:18 - 00:28:22 (4 sec)

You, you got to -- You just got to do it. So I don't care how rich you are, you have to do so.

Howard Stern

00:28:22 - 00:28:23 (1 sec)

Explain -- Now, wait a second. Explain --

Donald Trump

00:28:23 - 00:28:24 (1 sec)

Now [Inaudible] in Los Angeles.

Howard Stern

00:28:24 - 00:28:25 (1 sec)

Explain something to me --

Donald Trump

00:28:25 - 00:28:25 (0 sec)

-- because we're running out of time.

Howard Stern

00:28:25 - 00:28:26 (1 sec)

Donald Trump

00:28:26 - 00:28:26 (0 sec)

It's important to me. When you say having that much sex, Melania, what does Melania do to keep it fresh?

Howard Stern

00:28:26 - 00:28:30 (4 sec)

Donald Trump

00:28:30 - 00:28:31 (1 sec)

I don't know. It's just --

Howard Stern

00:28:31 - 00:28:33 (2 sec)

Just wear outfits?

Donald Trump

00:28:33 - 00:28:35 (2 sec)

You know, if you really like somebody, --

Howard Stern

00:28:35 - 00:28:35 (0 sec)

Uh.

Donald Trump

00:28:35 - 00:28:37 (2 sec)

-- if you really love somebody, it just sort of works.

Howard Stern

00:28:37 - 00:28:38 (1 sec)

Does she wear outfits to bed like Special Ops?

Donald Trump

00:28:38 - 00:28:39 (1 sec)

No, she wears nothing.

Howard Stern

00:28:39 - 00:28:40 (1 sec)

Nothing?

Donald Trump

00:28:40 - 00:28:41 (1 sec)

Which is much better.

Howard Stern

00:28:41 - 00:28:42 (1 sec)

Nothing? Always nude?

Donald Trump

00:28:42 - 00:28:42 (0 sec)

Much better.

Howard Stern

00:28:42 - 00:28:43 (1 sec)